What a fool Jamie is. If he had listened to his management he would be reaping the financial benefits of a World Title belt, but instead he will face a long, hard road back to the top!
October 18, 2013 3:09 pm
Now, talking about long and hard, has anyone seen Tark recently?
Mork has promised me a few rounds with Tark before he breaks me in with his friend Roxy. I really can’t wait to joing his ring and unlike Jamie McDonnell, I will not bite the hand that feeds, but rather I will lick Mork’s fingers and kiss Tark in areas he can only dream of.
Mork still scares me because of his enormous girth, but I believe Tark will prove to be the perfect fit and we can take turns pounding each other in the ring. Unlike Jamie, I will listen to Tark’s wisdom and do everything he tells me to do, no matter how odd those request might seem. Tark has been there, seen it and done it and I will be his willing pupil and gladly lap up any drizzily bits that escape from his wizened member.
I must admit I will explode when Mork and Tark get it on in the ring. Oh, yummy, yummy. I can’t wait.
Silly Jamie. Perhaps he can join us and Tark can fill him full of his wisdom?
Little Danny Boy.xx