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Gonzo the Dragonborn – Controlling Your Emotions Like a Puppet on a String

And me PRETENDING to be part animal is not a sign of delusion or madness, desperate Dan ROFL. It’s called having fun, something which I enjoy doing on here and something which I’ve often done at your expense. ROFL. That’s why I’m so well liked and people find me funny and why you’re so widely despised and considered the bottom of the food chain.

Spending all your waking hours frothing at the mouth in a rage like a rabid dog, creating multiple handles and instigating endless arguments with strangers in cyber space because your fragile little emaciated ego can’t handle them spitting the truth about the people you live your entire sad worthless failure of an existence through is a sure sign of mental illness though. ROFL.

Posted May 23, 2014 3:44 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – Controlling Your Emotions Like a Puppet on a String

And no, you couldn’t stomp down a wet turd if your were wearing army boots. Even in this super rage I’ve got you in you wouldn’t be able to summon the what it takes to compete on this level. ROFL. I’d roll right over you like the wheels of a truck rolling over a rat. Honestly, it wouldn’t even last more than a couple of seconds. This isn’t just the vernacular of the internet, where keyboard warriors like yourself are ten a penny. No, I’m actually being dead serious. The challenge is ALWAYS open to prove otherwise if you think this is just boastful talk. I’ve told you exactly where to find me, if you ever manage to find your bollocks that is, old man. ROFL.

Perhaps you might be afford the cost of the flight when your old man kicks the bucket? What’s the price of scrap mental these days in your neck of woods? ROFL

Posted May 23, 2014 3:33 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – Controlling Your Emotions Like a Puppet on a String

ROFL. Temper, temper, my obedient little slave boy. You’re only letting me know I’m achieving what I set out to. ROFL. So that’s yet another victory we can chalk up for me. ROFL.

A word of advice, buddy. It’s always a good idea to keep your emotions in check, just in general like.. but it’s absolutely imperative to do so when dealing with the likes of me, especially after I’ve already explained to you that I’m the one who’s in control here and that I manipulate them like a puppeteer manipulates a puppet on a string. ROFL. You see, I don’t think reading my last few posts made turned your face as red as a blood-soaked beetroot with rage.. I know for a fact they did ROFL.

Again, I’m the one who’s in control here and I have been since the start of this. You know, since when crazed Gonzo stalker fan YOU foolishly decided you wanted to renew hostilities with me, something that I also know you now bitterly regret doing. ROFL. Surely you can’t have forgotten how good I am at this, old man with the little boy brain? I mean it’s not like you’re ass is a stranger to the taste of my seed. ROFL.

And no, you really haven’t ”caught me with my pants down” or ”out debated me at every step of the way” at all. Despite your disturbingly delusional claims to the contrary, you haven’t managed to win a single second or a single round of these exchanges. I’ve out-witted and out-foxed you. I’ve completely outfought and out-thought you on every conceivable level and deep down I know you’re keenly aware of that too. Accusations and bold claims require proof, something that EVERYONE reading this can CLEARLY see you haven’t only failed to provide a SINGLE shred of despite repeated calls from me to you to do it, but you’ve also refused to meet the challenge I set you to find a DEFINITIVE answer how to do it. ROFL.

I’m neither of the people you claim I am. Why do you think I’m so imcredibly confident and smug that you’re going to end up looking even more stupid, ridiculous and desperate than you do now if you somehow manage to summon the courage to meet the challenge I set you? ROFL. You only have two options at your disposal here. Either you meet the challenge and end up looking like a massive bell-end, or you don’t and still end up looking like a massive bell-end, only with a extra double large scooping of gutless coward thrown in. Either way I still emerge victorious. ROFL.

How novel! I’ve just been accuse of being a racist by a poster who is universally regarded as THE most racist poster on here. The irony is absolutely delicious. Unfortunately due to the mental handicap that the hand of the dealer that is known as genetics has dealt you, that irony has completely flown right over your head. ROFL. You even somehow managed to miss the fact that you are the only one who started throwing around racial slurs during these exchanges, which is a sure sign I had you seething with rage and completely under my control again. ROFL.

You, aka ESB’s very own Elijah Muhammad, were the one who started getting racial (calling me ”White boy” and ”Pale face”) and now you’re pulling the race card out of your ass, totally out of the blue. ROFL. That’s yet another victory for me you stupid dog-brained gimp. ROFL. Being accused of being racist by the likes of you is like Hitler accusing Moses of being Anti-semitic. ROFL

Nah, YOU are the only racist one here, buddy. That’s what you’re infamous for being on here. That and being a serial alt creating no social life false victory claiming loser who spends his every waking hour hunched in front of his computer screen like a deranged praying mantis frothing and foaming at the mouth in a rage like a rabid dog. And now puppet master me has got you frothing like never before ROFL.

Posted May 23, 2014 3:21 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonturd = It’s me, Ernie = Turbo-Hamster

Im the one who EXPOSED you and your multiple personality disorder. Caught you with you pants down around your ankles and out debated you every step of the way. Because Im ten times smarter than you and my arguments run circles around yours. Only crazy psychos think they’re part animal so no….. you dont have talons, wings, feathers, or a beak you sick f#ck! You are NOT on tier 1, youre at tier 0…..the very bottom of the food chain. Youre nothing but a laughing stock on ESB and I just clowned you. So what if Im in my early 40s….i would still beat you down and stomp you if you had the nutz to show your ugly, pale British face in Brooklyn. F off you racist POS!!!!!!

Posted May 23, 2014 11:58 am 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – This is My Domain and I Rule it With an Iron Talon

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ROFL.

Posted May 22, 2014 10:57 am 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – This is My Domain and I Rule it With an Iron Talon

No, you really didn’t strike a ”soar” nerve (the correct spelling is sore by the way, sore as in like your anus after every time I’ve beast fcuked it into beef stew ROFL) Do you want me to explain to you why that is, my obedient little slave boy? Because I’m not actually any of the posters you accused me of being (we don’t just reside in different countries, we actually reside on completely different continents to each other you stupid, stupid little man) ROFL. So despite your wildly delusional claims to the contrary, claims you cannot back up with a single shred of proof even though I’ve dared you to try and do so and kindly steered you in the direction to find definitive answer how to do it, you still haven’t ”accurately” assessed anything, Sigmund Floyd. So therefore you’ve failed not once but twice. You got it badly wrong, thus making yourself look even more intellectually inferior to me, and you failed miserably and backing up the accusation you got way wrong with a single shred of proof. That’s a clear 2-0 victory to me AND everyone reading this will know that. That’s another 2 more to add onto my tally against you. ROFL.

The funny thing is, you can’t secure a victory here regardless of which angle we look at it from. Either you genuinely believe that they’re my aliases, which makes me feel incredibly smug knowing that once again you’re way off the mark and are too scurred to accept the challenge I’ve set you to prove it, and thus, yet again, demonstrates my unquestionable intellectual superiority over you, or you know they’re not but you’ve been left with no avenue other than to, yet again, having to stoop to desperation tactics and foul methods to try and get one over me, which demonstrates that not only am I still in your head like a bad dream that you can’t escape (remember YOU are the one who attacked me out of the blue here and who has been stalking me like a crazed deranged maniac fan under various different alts, Gonzo’s Psychiatrist being the last of them (ROFL), whilst I have been completely ignoring your cowardly alt attacks as I blissfully go about doing my own thing. ROFL. So I’m still the one who’s winning here, Mr. Master of Claiming False Victories That Nobody Other Than Delusional Gonzo Stalker Fan Me Thinks I’ve Won. ROFL.

See the thing that you tiny little egg brain fails to grasp here is, you can’t just go around making accusations about people and expect others to believe them without some type of proof. It just doesn’t work that way. And obviously it’s only going to further undermine your credibility if you point blank refuse to try and provide some when the person you’ve made the accusation about calls you out to do so. Like I said, these false victories you like to claim, false victories which have always been a staple of your attacks when dealing with me, only exist in your head.. in your underdeveloped INFERIOR little delusional mind. ROFL.

And I’ll keep your useless bag of skin and bone dementia-ridden moribund cripple pop’s name on my lips for as long as I like. I’m the one who’s in control here not you. And there’s not a god damn thing you can do about it either. ROFL. Don’t worry, it won’t be long until my lips are replaced by the those of the worms. ROFL. You can’t beat me physically or mentally. You’ll be laying in the ground before he does if you DARE to step up to me. That much I promise you. You see there’s a very good reason why I’m so smug and confident. Because I don’t just know that I’m much, much more intelligent, witty and funny than you, I also know that I’d beat the living sh!t out of you within a matter of seconds too. That type of confidence comes from experience, experience actually getting down and dirty earning your man stripes in the place where it matters, something which you’ll never truly understand, my obedient little slave boy.. You can’t earn man stripes by talking tough from behind the safety and anonymity of your computer screen. You have to earn them in the ring or on the streets. Anytime you want to put your money where your mouth is, boy, I’ve told you where to find me.

And @ ROFL at the white boy line and you threatening to come an pay me a visit and beat me up only for you to inadvertently make a Sigmund Floydian slip and admit that you’d need your ”peeps” to back you up to do it. LMFAO. I don’t need the assistance of anyone other than my good self to kick your ass.

You’re pushing 50 and still using the terminology of the school yard?! ROFL. No wonder you still haven’t reached that state of enlightenment that enables you to overcome your insecurities, insecurities that I manipulate like a puppet on a string. ROFL

Now don’t be forgetting the lesson I drummed into you about the worm never out-witting the crow. ROFL.

See you around, black boy. ROFL.

Posted May 22, 2014 10:50 am 


SREDMOND

Gonzo – Clearly I struck a very soar nerve with my pinpoint accurate assessment of your extreme mental illness. The truth hurts doesnt it psycho boy? ESB is not your domain and you dont rule it in anyway you delusional psychopath.
You accidentally confirmed that “Brother Ernie” and “Turbo-Hamster” are two of your multiple personalities. It easy to tell because of the way your praise them so highly more than your other allies and place them at the top of your hierarchy. “Both Brother Turbo and Ernie are genuinely funny and intelligent. They’re upper Tier 2. Adding their body of work onto my own only reflects well on me.” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That was a dead GIVE AWAY that youre also Ernie and Turbo you moron.

How many other personalities do you have speaking jibberish to each other inside that sick deranged head of yours Gonzo? How on earth do you get so much internet access from the confines of your padded cell in England? Dont you dare talk about my pops or anyone else in my family ever again!! If you were here in Brooklyn or NYC, Id come pay you special visit and teach you some badly needed lessons that are long overdue. Youre damn lucky that your overseas and safely outside the reach of my peeps. If you werent you wouldnt have the balls to mutter a single word to me white boy…..

Posted May 21, 2014 4:45 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – This is My Domain and I Rule it With an Iron Talon

But, seeing as what an honourable gent and scholar I am, I’m going to grant you the opportunity to actually try and back up one of your accusations for once in your ‘life’. I’m going to dare you to go run to one of the mods and expose me as being a liar. We both know you’re not going to be able to do that though, don’t we? I guarantee it in fact. ROFL.

Posted May 21, 2014 9:43 am 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – This is My Domain and I Rule it With an Iron Talon

And no, once again you fail miserably. I am neither Brother Turbo or Brother Ernie. But I can assure you it really doesn’t bother me in the slightest if others think we are one and the same. Both Brother Turbo and Ernie are genuinely funny and intelligent. They’re upper Tier 2. Adding their body of work onto my own only reflects well on me. That’s like Leonardo being credited with all of Michelangelo and Vincent’s body of work you dumb cnut. ROFL.

Posted May 21, 2014 9:39 am 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – This is My Domain and I Rule it With an Iron Talon

ROFL @ SRED-MONGED stalking me like a deranged crazed fan. You’re still totally obsessed with me after all this time! ROFL. Still seething at the FACT that your soul, dignity and anus will forever belong to me. Still being driven crazy by the fact that you still haven’t managed to out-wit me or deter me from exposing your idols for the frauds that they are. That’s hilarious and more than a tad flattering and smugly satisfying to know that I’m still getting to you after all this time. You cannot wriggle free from my ownership of your mind no matter how hard you twist and turn or contort yourself. ROFL.

You’re still living your sham of a life vicariously through the achievements of others I see? Still the same wretched little browbeaten demoralized slave to your insecurities. Not that I ever expected someone as wretched and pathetic as you would ever reach the stage of evolution that would enable you to overcome those all consuming fears and insecurities you harbour about yourself. You see, I know exactly how your mind works and what makes it tick. You’re like a sheet of freshly polished glass to me. I stare right through the walls of your defence systems you’ve constructed like they’re not even there. That’s why you will always be at the mercy of people like myself. I am the slave master, and you are the obedient little slave who dances to the tune I whistle. I still have total mastery over your emotions. I know how to flick the switch and you cannot help but respond. The deep-rooted resentment and envy will compel to rare up at your oppressor and get ideas above your station from time to time, but you’ll revert back to type, back to the same subdued mentally crushed obedient little slave that I’ve conditioned you to be, as soon as you hear the crack of my whip again. ROFL. The fact that you’re still stalking me long after all this time proves it beyond any shadow of a doubt. It takes zero effort for me to ignore you. It’s easy work for me to do so and after this I’m going to continue doing so just because I know how crazy it’ll drive you. ROFL. But you cannot ignore me no matter how hard you try. I’m still in your head like a bad dream and there’s nothing you can do to escape it. I’m the one with the control box in his hands. I’m the victor and it eats away at you like a cancer from within to know that I’m still winning and that I remain serene and calm and completely unaffected by your feeble attacks. ROFL.

I know exactly what you’re trying to accomplish here. You’re still desperate for a dance partner. Desperate for someone to grant you the opportunity for you to try and gain validation for yourself ROFL. You think piggybacking off my fame and popularity like you piggyback of Floyd’s achievements is going to give you that validation and win you the acceptance of others that you so desperately crave? Sorry bro it doesn’t work like that. I lost all interest in slapping you around like a cheap two-bit junk fiend whore many moons ago. There’s zero glory to be gained from making the village idiot look like a fool. You didn’t even make good sparring for me back then and you’ve shown me nothing since to lead me to believe it would be any different now. You wouldn’t even make good sparring for the lames they used to carry out of the gym back in the height of my illustrious heyday. You just don’t possess the skills to compete at this level, hence why I ALWAYS made easy work of without having to move out of second gear and why (and by god we both know how much this still pains you even to this day) you’ve never once low managed to out-wit, out-think, out funny, or best me in a single debate. You’ve tried every trick in the book, legal and low, but you’ve still always come away second best. ROFL. That’s why I’m still grinning away like a Cheshire cat right now. I’ve still got that smug glow of self-satisfaction etched across my face that you couldn’t remove come hell or high water. No one’s ever got the better of me on here and I swear by the almighty gods no one ever will. Still burns don’t it? ROFL

Credit to you for finally managing to summon the courage to come at me under your main handle for once instead of cowering behind the veil of alts. What?! You think I didn’t know they were you? LMFAO.

Anyway, hostilities aside, how’s things? How’s your old man doing? Has the moribund prune-faced paraplegic snivelling cripple kicked the bucket yet? Or rather, nudged it over with one of the wheels of his chair, under his carer’s (aka YOU ROFL) guidance of course. ROFL.

Does he still spend his every waking hour trapped in his metal chair, stuck in front of the TV drugged out of his mind on the the assortment of industrial strength pharmaceuticals and pain relief medications they pump him full of to keep him alive, or rather existing? (ROFL).

Does he still sit there staring into the void with a vacant look in his lifeless eyes mumbling gibberish to himself as he dribbles all over his bib like a wrinkly old geriatric cadaverous looking baby? ROFL

Does his carer (aka YOU ROFL) change his diaper regularly these days? Or does the poor old coot (both literally and figuratively ROFL) still spend most of the day sat there fermenting in his own foul-smelling, death-scented diarrhea broth? ROFL.

Don’t worry, Brother, it won’t before they put him out of his misery and he becomes worm food, which, to be fair, is still a step up from what the useless sack of old bones achieved during his prime years as a shoeshine boy. ROFL

I just want you to know that fateful day finally arrives, when they lower the wrinkly old emaciated bag of useless skin and bone into the ground, no one, and I repeat NO ONE, is going to be laughing longer or louder than I am. Make sure you remember those words at his funeral service as you struggle to keep the tears at bay. ROFL.

PS. If the useless old cripple has actually passed on over to the other side, I’d just to take this opportunity to offer my sincerest, sincerest condolences, bro. RIP Papa REDMOND. Don’t worry, momma gonna be joing you on the plot soon Real soon. LMFAO & ROFL

Posted May 21, 2014 9:33 am 


EZ E

@TALK TO MY PROMOTER So… that makes Cotto a “CHUMP”?? Well… aside from yourself, 99% of the fans and experts consider that “chump” one of the better fighters of his time, has been a champ in 3 weight divisions, a multiple ppv event fighter, and a “chump” will one day be in the HOF. “CHUMP”?? You’d sound A LOT smarter if you just plain admit that you dislike the guy. Anyway.. Peace!

Posted May 20, 2014 5:19 pm 


Promoter

Cotto lost to: Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather, and Austin Trout. Those were the best boxers he fought.

Now, Martinez? He’s pretty damned good; but he’s older than dirt and rickety as the Tin Man. He needs Joint Fuel. Oil that old man’s joints really good and he’ll win.

Cotto is thinking the same thoughts Tim Bradley thought. “How old is this muther fukah? 40? No way this old mule skinner beats me.”

Posted May 20, 2014 3:18 pm 


EZ E

Talk to my promoter said:

“I hope cotto get FINISHED in this fight! I can’t stand this CHUMP! I will NOT BUY this fight if it’s on PPV!!”

ahhh… Chump?? hmm… Cotto has fought world champs Cesar Bazan, Carlos Maussa, Lovemore Ndou, Randall Bailey, Ricardo Torres, Paul Malignaggi, Carlos Quintana, Zab Judah, Shane Mosley, Antonio Margarito (2x) Joshua Clottey, Manny Pacquiao, Yuri Foreman, Ricardo Mayorga, Floyd Mayweather, Austin Trout and… and soon Sergio Martinez will be added to the list. Not too bad for a guy you consider a… “CHUMP”?? Oh well…

Posted May 20, 2014 11:39 am 


EZ E

EZ E

Talk to my promoter said:

“I hope cotto get FINISHED in this fight! I can’t stand this CHUMP! I will NOT BUY this fight if it’s on PPV!!”

ahhh… Chump?? hmm… Cotto has fought world champs Cesar Bazan, Carlos Maussa, Lovemore Ndou, Randall Bailey, Ricardo Torres, Paul Malignaggi, Carlos Quintana, Zab Judah,

Posted May 20, 2014 11:16 am

Posted May 20, 2014 11:18 am 


EZ E

Talk to my promoter said

“I hope cotto get FINISHED in this fight! I can’t stand this CHUMP! I will NOT BUY this fight if it’s on PPV!!”

ahhh… Chump?? hmm… Cotto has fought world champs Cesar Bazan, Carlos Maussa, Lovemore Ndou, Randall Bailey,

Posted May 20, 2014 11:16 am 


Talk to my promoter

I hope cotto get FINISHED in this fight! I can’t stand this CHUMP! I will NOT BUY this fight if it’s on PPV!!

Posted May 20, 2014 3:48 am 


brick city

wow, based on that interview i think i will order the fight

Posted May 20, 2014 2:46 am 


EZ E

TUMBO/MINIMO Qvo!! You mean “fat” Bryan. He’s still Cotto’s main man. Handles the details of the local fight cards of Cotto Promotions and the fighters signed by the promotional group. Besides being a fun and friendly he’s also a very able and shrewd business man and diet-wise. Paz!!

Posted May 19, 2014 10:34 pm 


badger

no ppv for this

Posted May 19, 2014 9:09 pm 


badger

Sergio is 40 and Miguel is well past prime. Both hof boxers.

Posted May 19, 2014 9:09 pm 


Ilocano

Cotto is a gentleman. His command of English improved tremendously as well. Sergio Martinez continuously unhahappy about his billing on big fights. He reacted unhappily when he fought Chavez Jr. because he took the smaller portion of the pie and this time with Cotto , Cotto is the bigger picture.He got discombobulated when Cotto mentioned about side A and side B fighters. This will be a good,and competitive fight. Am looking forward to seeing the fight. Am hoping viewers like us will enjoy it.

Posted May 19, 2014 8:12 pm 


te tumbo

SRMINIMO, thanks. i gotta admit. i’m kinda relieved. after all the dedication and devotion this guy displayed in that 24/7 series, it seemed cold-shot that a candid display of mutual affection would result in him being kicked to the curb. good to know that wasn’t the case . . . Peace.

Posted May 19, 2014 8:06 pm 


Rt

Sergio at 154 would be way too much for Pacman. Floyd would have trouble with him until after 6. Idk if Floyd beats Sergio if he is working on two good knees.

Posted May 19, 2014 7:02 pm 


Rt

Pacman is too much of a wuss to fight Sergio. He doesn’t have the stones to take that kind of risk. Sergio is the X factor. I would pick Sergio to stop Pacman inside 8 rounds if they ever fought.

Posted May 19, 2014 7:00 pm 


Anonymous

brother ernie

wish all the best for you and your pen!s!

Posted May 19, 2014 2:58 pm 


Fight Aficionado

“Gonzo – So far Ive accurately identified “Gonzo,” “Brother Ernie,” and “Turbo-Hamster.” I can spot your posts from a mile away….watching you carry on conversations with yourself in attempts to impress guys on ESB is very disturbing and pathetic.” — Says SREDMOND, who was busted for having a conversation with his second handle Supreme Court when he forgot to change his name in between posts. SREDMOND aka Supreme Clown, you are a hypocrite. GTFO.

Posted May 19, 2014 2:21 pm 


DaTruth

He’s looking a lot better then the Mexican Walrus Arreola who just got knockedafkout Cold by that slow Haitan.

Posted May 19, 2014 1:05 pm 


srminimo

Te Tumbo- He’s still around, man. In fact, I think he’s the president of Miguel Cotto Promotions. He also lost something like 150 pounds.

Posted May 19, 2014 1:00 pm 


Rebel 227

I expect Martinez to control the first few rounds. If Cotton eats Serg’s best shots, I see Cotton possibly mounting a comeback in route to sd.

Posted May 19, 2014 12:52 pm 


Khan’sCuzAchmed

Should be a good fight but Martinez should have the upper hand. I’ll be rooting for Cotto to pull off the upset.

Posted May 19, 2014 11:50 am 


te tumbo

whatever happened to Cotto’s chubby partner? he was being set-up as Cotto’s right-hand man until the image of them sharing a bed and blanket apparently assed-him-out of the entire picture(?). it’s almost as if he never even existed which is strange after so much air-time was devoted to establishing this buddy-profile of inseperability(?). Wtf happened?

Posted May 19, 2014 11:24 am 


Anonymous

lots of little thick school kids here who no nothing about boxing. Best example: SREDMOND the racist loser.

Posted May 19, 2014 9:08 am 


SLIM

Wow! this use to be a real boxing forum…sad

Posted May 19, 2014 4:40 am 


Lone Turbo-Hamster and Cub

King Mayweather rules only in the land of bolo-eyed wang-jockeys, and mental smurfs

Posted May 19, 2014 4:15 am 


who

that coming from sredmond aka supreme court aka public enemy . . .

Posted May 19, 2014 2:39 am 


david d.

Kellerman is a disgrace to the manly sport of boxing! He is a drama queen with a love for the sport but doesn’t realize how much that he doesn’t actually know about the fine art of boxing…an insult to the avid fan!

Posted May 18, 2014 11:53 pm 


Fludgate News

Hey, NUTCASE Gonzo! Where is your pathetic delusional wherabouts! Respect to your delusional posts that teach crazy! It amuses many and takes them to far away lands, kinda like “imagineville,” which is 20 miles north of Alice in Wonderland! You possessed delusional frog, have a good night!……KING “SKILZ” MAYWEATHER has done it again, he beat a cave dwelling prehistoric raptor that was bent on using illegal tactics, it made me actually wonder “does Caveman MMA Maidana Flintstone actually know that he’s in a boxing match???” Gonzo Your NUTS and your love of Maidana makes you NUTTIER….go suck a sour prune as you regain your NUTCASE delusional vibes to spread on these boards…..Your sugar rush may be to blame, or your stupid hate which is generated by your possession! Take care my delusional CRACK PIPED friend…….KING MAYWEATHER RULES!!! And lets not forget KING MARQUEZ!… as he BOXED stupendously last night!!!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 11:46 pm 


Anonymous

Guys stop. Talking about the clown of gonzo this is a site to talk about boxing ….you guys look like ladys talking on the coin laundry

Posted May 18, 2014 11:06 pm 


Turbo-Hamster, AKA Gonzo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fooled you simpletons again.

I’m a tier one writer. Everyone aspires to this lofty station, and is fascinated by my every utterance. I also have no mental illness. That’s strictly a rumor started by Sredmond.

Posted May 18, 2014 10:31 pm 


Ok

Gonzo is a biiootch…

Posted May 18, 2014 7:57 pm 


Lone Turbo-Hamster and Cub

SREDMOND, I can assure you that I am not Gonzo, though I am most certainly complimented by any comparisons people would wish to draw.

Everyone aspires to tier one, though the crushing burden of occupying such a spot, and the expectations that come with it are simply too much for a standard human, or humble hamster (even a hamster upgraded with 1.8L twin turbos).

Those on Tier two have available to them a number of sponsored courses in verbal-pugilism, the art of visceral analogy, and deductive reasoning in the identification of a mong.

I suspect the study of these courses, and the overall school of Gob-combat which they comprise, is responsible for the similarities noted by students of other schools, such as the “school of inappropriate CAPSLOCK”, and the especially execrable “School of retarded rhetorical questions”.

Posted May 18, 2014 7:45 pm 


Anonymous

fellas, toooo funny! ahahahahahaha

Posted May 18, 2014 7:21 pm 


Bismark

Sredmond seems to have an interest in Gonzo. Gonzo and Sredmond should date. They say opposites attract. Psycho tough guy hooks up with squirrely girlie. When they start swollowing each other’s cum they may think it was worth the intro. I see similarities in their writing styles. They may actually be the same poster.

Posted May 18, 2014 7:14 pm 


badger

liberal garbage at rhat.

Posted May 18, 2014 7:10 pm 


badger

this is ppv on garbage hbo?

Posted May 18, 2014 7:10 pm 


SREDMOND

Gonzo – Have you ever been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder? So far Ive accurately identified “Gonzo,” “Brother Ernie,” and “Turbo-Hamster.” Your writing style is so unique I can spot your posts from a mile away….watching you carry on conversations with yourself in attempts to impress guys on ESB is very disturbing and pathetic. You should really seek help for your extremely serious mental illness before its too late….

Posted May 18, 2014 6:48 pm 


Bismark

I just want cum face Cotto to be pounded into the canvas and finished

Posted May 18, 2014 6:47 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

You gonna learn about loss, Bismark. ROFL

Posted May 18, 2014 6:44 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Uh oh! Brother Bismark has been giving a farewell kiss by Brother Turbo (anal gape style) as he makes the lonely descent down to Tier 6. I told ya’ll it wasn’t a good idea to rag on Tier 2s didn’t I? ROFL

Posted May 18, 2014 6:42 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Very soon those custom made vulture buttons will become ESB currency and then world currency if things go according to plan, Brother. ROFL.

Posted May 18, 2014 6:38 pm 


Lone Turbo-Hamster and Cub

Bismarck, should you continues to disparage an individual with such a storied and glorious history as Brother Ernie, I will be forced to send my friend Muklahk the Medieval surgeon to your residence, so that he might carve a 2-inch in diameter hole in either side of your head, which will then be repeatedly r @ ped by the Chuckle Brothers, who have unbeknownst to many recently been on a diet of vi@gra, speed, and futa p0rn.

As your brain rattles with the vigourous thrusting, and echoes of “to me, to you”, you will need to write an apology to Ernie in your own blood, which Muklahk will extract delicately from sack with his 4 inch, hooked, barbed, camel-skinning knife.

Posted May 18, 2014 6:35 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

ROFL another upper echelon Tier 2 stalwart arrives just as the ONLY Tier 1 poster is about to make his departure for the land of restful slumber. Spitting mad lyrical gems as per and representing the Tier 2s and the Vulture Alliance to the maximum. ROFL

Posted May 18, 2014 6:35 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Yes, Brother, red heads are the dog’s anus. Natural or fake I don’t care.

Posted May 18, 2014 6:30 pm 


Lone Turbo-Hamster and Cub

You can see the winner of this fight simply by studying this photo.

Poor Cotto looks like a wrinkly raw foreskin, clutched in the vigorous embrace of a committed snakewrestler.

I mean he is looking like PEEJ’s excuse for a wang would look after he`d spent 4 days solid cranking his meat over a picture of Al Sharptons fuzzy undercarriage.

Martinez on the other hand, just look at that jawline. This is sharp. this is chiselled. Can you punch that jawline without lacerating your hand through the glove?

This jawline, well it’s almost as sharp as Gonzo’s Anderson & Sheppard bespoke, single breasted charcoal grey suit with the custom made silver vulture buttons, and Vicuna wool lining, that allows comfortable transition between human and vulture form with barely a touch of friction.

Almost.

I fear for Cotto here, when you have such a disparity between combatants, one the sculpted embodiment of aeronautically enigineered face-geometry, against what can only be described as a dripping, overused man-pipe, you have a slaughter on your hands.

Posted May 18, 2014 6:28 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

That joke sunk faster than your hull. ROLF.

Poking fun at Tier 2 posters, especially upper echelon Tier 2′s like Brother Ernie, is never a good idea at the best of times. But to do so when Brother Gonzo is on the prowl is just downright stupid. Suicidal in fact.

Consider yourself mighty fortunate that you still have a pen!s to piss out of while you’re enjoying your vacation down there in Tier 6.

Posted May 18, 2014 6:27 pm 


Bismark

“where is brother ernie???”

Haven’t you heard? A sh!t eating dog devoured him.

Posted May 18, 2014 5:43 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Brother Ernie is still experiencing complications from his pen!s reduction surgery I believe. Hopefully, he, as I did, will make a full recovery and be back illuminating the boards with his Tier 2 wisdoms very soon. Brother Ernie is also the inventor of the vulture cam and one of the greatest patrons to the cause of promoting vulture awareness. I know that TARK anus doesn’t miss that oversized pig’s leg of a wang of his though. ROFL.

Gotta dash. Ciao bella

Posted May 18, 2014 5:40 pm 


Anonymous

brother ernie are you there???? where are you????

Posted May 18, 2014 5:39 pm 


Anonymous

wow! i love red haired woman!!

Posted May 18, 2014 5:38 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Miriam Leone. Bellissima!!

youtube.com/watch?v=VkIXrCQfBjU

Posted May 18, 2014 5:35 pm 


Anonymous

brother gonzo where is brother ernie???

Posted May 18, 2014 5:35 pm 


Anonymous

i need a woman i’m ^^

Posted May 18, 2014 5:34 pm 


Anonymous

oh

Posted May 18, 2014 5:32 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Clement C is an upper class rapper.

Posted May 18, 2014 5:30 pm 


Anonymous

a woman? is she pretty?

Posted May 18, 2014 5:29 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Fludgate News

”You da man!!”

Agreed.

”and have referred to you out of respect!”

As you should.

Mayweather was down with Arum and LEFT after being disrespected and UNDER PAID.

Disagree (strongly). Robeto Arum is not the nefarious money hoarding hook-nosed sinister Jew Floyd likes to portray him as. He’s actually a very benevolent and kindly man. He took a young Floyd under his wing and made him a super star. He loved that ugly little ungrateful bastard like one of his own circumcised sons, but demon seed Floyd stabbed him in his flabby back and pilfered his private art gallery and bling bling.

”You would leave too if you werent under that CARB influence!”

Nope. Gonzo is loyal to a fault. He don’t do none dat Judas sh!t. Blood in, blood out. Ya get me?

”You ARE NOT part of the business negotiations or the personal aspects”

Wrong. I have spies all over the shop. I know everything that goes down before it’s even gone down.

Gotta dash I have sloth carcasses to disembowel. You better come good with your week name though, Brother, Gonzo is a very suspicious creature by nature. Even though he is universally loved and and adored, admired and respected by all, he has does have enemies too. Scabby little devious toads who are riddled with jealously and envy that they’re not him.

Posted May 18, 2014 5:28 pm 


Anonymous

who or what is clemency?

Posted May 18, 2014 5:27 pm 


Fludgate News

Clemency!? She does not exist!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 5:15 pm 


Fludgate News

Gonzo…step 3…Get a Ring Magazine….then get back to me!!! I’m also watching the HEAT get their butts handed to em’….so you must wait! My meditation is of utmost importance!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 5:13 pm 


Fludgate News

Gonzo WAKE UP!!! Step 3????

Posted May 18, 2014 5:10 pm 


Fludgate News

You da man!! I have no issue with that!!! I go under a different name also, and have referred to you out of respect! This is my Sunday name….Great fun on the whole!!! Mayweather was down with Arum and LEFT after being disrespected and UNDER PAID….You would leave too if you werent under that CARB influence! You ARE NOT part of the business negotiations or the personal aspects, so you’ll see things from a diabetic COMA while you cope with your possession!!! KING MAYWEATHER once again overcomes a Jurrasic Park dweller in raptor heat!! ALL HAIL the KING!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 5:09 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Reveal your true identity first or forever hold your tongue.

I’ll give you 24 hours to comply. Failure to do so will not be met with clemency.

Posted May 18, 2014 5:05 pm 


Fludgate News

No he did not duck them – your fooled or in denial! Should I start step 2? Get a washrag & a live salmon…..I’m waiting!!

Posted May 18, 2014 5:00 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Updated.

Fludgate News

You (Gonzo) got the hot posts!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 4:40 pm

LOL Gonz! You da man!

Posted May 5, 2014 9:12 pm

It’s Me, Ernie

Much respect to Brother Gonzo, the man, the myth, the legend…

Posted March 7, 2014 2:25 am

It’s Me, Ernie

Standing alone @ Tier One must be lonely at times, but your valor is much respected by us common aspiring folk. To be so generous with your gifting of points is honorable, yet at the same time viciously revoking them as needed is just pure beauty in its simplest form. Being Gonzo is a responsibility bestowed on you, and you handle it like Maidana handled Broner…

Posted March 7, 2014 2:23 am

Mangus

Gonzo is hella funny.

He’s also nearly always on point too.

Posted March 5, 2014 1:01 pm

Joseph Herron

LOL…I see the self proclaimed “Raven” (Gonzo) is spanking everyone on this site once again…LOL

Posted February 11, 2014 1:28 am

spartacus65

Goodevening. Gonzo the dragon born/ Edgar Allen Poe, sir I have to say you are one gutsy bloke. Your posts are definitely like how should I say? A virtual whirlwind of creativity! Like watching a cross between Pacquiao and Aaron Pryor. There is a method to the madness there for certain. Must admit I do enjoy them if for nothing more than the humor laced with some thought provoking view points. Peace and strength and a hearty cheers to you soldier.

Posted February 11, 2014 12:55 am

BEARS

everyone know your number one gonzo i dont think any sane mind disputes that fact.

Posted February 10, 2014 10:21 pm

BEARS

WOW!!! what a post GONZO!!! well said!!! well said!!! look out gonzo can wow a dude with his posts. hands down best post on this thread! THIS GUY gonzo is not number for no reason son.

Posted February 10, 2014 10:08 pm

Mayweather86

Gonzo is by far one if the most entertaining posters on here get a sense of humor and enjoy life a little.

Posted February 1, 2014 9:48 pm

BEARS

gonzo! thats my guy right there! number one poster on east side. better hope he forgives your boxing knowledge sins

Posted September 3, 2013 8:30 pm

Joseph Herron

Vivic’s vernacular, Gonzo’s gags, and old Yank’s yarns are part of what makes ESB the great boxing site going.

Posted August 31, 2013 2:12 pm

It’s Me, Ernie

Another fine example why Brother Gonzo is at Tier One…

Posted September 2, 2013 12:26 pm

Squared-Circle Real Talk (a.k.a. The Lion King of Beat Street)

Brother Gonzo. With that uniquely creative imagination and those wordsmithing skills you could write dark, macabre, action-adventure/horror-thrillers for a living. You could be the next Edgar Allen Poe and not even realize it.
– Posted August 21, 2013 3:34 pm

Turbo-H@mster

You have made a mistake now boy.

You don`t have to worry about who Gonzo is, you need to worry about what he is. He is a force of n@ture. He has f-c-u-k-d a hurric@ne. When he was born, even his d@ddy called him d@ddy.

Imagine if you will a Tsun@mi, but rather than being made of water, it is comprised of pure Ande@n Cond0r mixed with l@shings of Clint E@stwood circa 1964, Fistful of Doll@rs er@.

Now imagine that Tsun@mi g@thering it`s force up on Tier one, which I can tell you extends upwards of 22,000 feet, and is a place where ordin@ry humans would require Oxygen m@sks, so as I say imagine it g@thering it`s force, growing and growing, lightening flicker!ng, the smell of ozone in the air and word-pairings, and syll@bals clash together.
Then there is a creak as the Golden doors of tier one are pulled open by Tera P@trick and Scarlett Joh@nnson wearing nothing but smiles, and a hungry look for e@ch other.

You have a moments silence where you have the ins@ne hope that nothing will happen.

But then, suddenly there it is.

A million cubic tons of Vulture E@stwood Dragonborn fury pouring from the sky, slicing it`s way towards your very soul.

At the tip of this Tsnum@i you`ll see a sneer!ng pair of lips form, which as they grow closer draw back to reveal a set of kn@shers intent on dam@ge.

Realising your error you back away, head twisting, seek!ng an esc@pe.

You tr!p and fall onto your back and cover your eyes.

But this can do nothing to stop the be@st you have unleashed from settling it`s jaws upon your most pr!zed possess!ons and r!pping them out root and stem with a crunching twist.

That my friend is Gonzo.

If you feel this is an ex@ggeration then b@re this in mind. Do you know Keyzer Soze? Of course you do, everyone has heard of him. What most people do not know however is that Keyzer once borrowed Gonzo’s Ferr@ri 250 GT, and returned it without filling the t@nk.

This is why Gonzo now possesses a mousem@t made from Keyzers scr-0-tum.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:58 pm 


Fludgate News

Your demon possession has transferred unto your followers and on the Caveman as well: Lets face it your fighter was possessed and believes he is a raptor! Gonzo I can perform a healing on you right now! You simply have to stand next to the microwave and hum very loudly as you sprinkle sugar on your shoulder. Do this, then get back to me for phase 2!! Hurry!!

Posted May 18, 2014 4:58 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Gonzo doesn’t toke on the pipe. Gonzo say no to drugs. I’m clean and sober 24/7/365. I’m more than content living the vulture dream if you know what I mean?

Posted May 18, 2014 4:56 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

I’m afraid you couldn’t be more wrong if you tried. Floyd DID duck them. Ducking is what he do best. He even better at ducking than he is at cherry-picking and he the TBE at that. Floyd just don’t do legitimate prime greats while they’re still in their prime. It’s just not in his chicken DNA. He’s a grade A coward. I bet he’s even scurred of the dark. ROFL.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:54 pm 


Fludgate News

Gonzo are you on the pipe now!?? If so go look at the fight now while under the influence, you’ll see it better!! HArdy Har har!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 4:53 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

You’re darn tooting I got the hot posts. There’s a reason why I’m the only Tier 1 poster on here and I’ve never lost a debate.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:50 pm 


Fludgate News

Money May NEVER ducked your so-called threats….its a list youve made after your sugar intake…..Arums cement straddled Margs!?? Up & Down weighted Williams undecided at which weight to fight!?? Test Avoider PACROID* that runs to a courtroom for his sweet reputation to stay intact for the PACTARDS, instead of taking Olympic level impositions???….Man go get yourself a glazed donut & a funnel for your sugar alert!! Are you on CRACK also!!!????

Posted May 18, 2014 4:50 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Live by the sword, die by the sword. Floyd is as dirty as the underside of a gorilla dog’s bollocks. Maidana just gave him a taste of his own medicine with a little Argentine interest. He showed him that the B-side ain’t gonna acting very B-side in between those ropes. You make me wear pillows and think I’m going to stand there idly twiddling my thumbs while you dish me up a 36 minute long serving of elbow soup?! I’ll stomp your bony little no good ass like a Pampas guinea pig. Then dirty Floyd start bawling like big baba. He can dish out the dirty but he sure as hell can’t take it. ROFL.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:49 pm 


Fludgate News

Gonzo go suck a ripe grape, then you can hate even more as the juice starts an avalanche sugar/starch buildup that controls your hyper cravings towards your dislike for Mayweather! I know what YOU’RE talking about! Did u not like the MMA tactics used by the one born to a Raptor & The Incredible Hulk!?? Maidana malled Mayweather like a Pit Bull in heat! That is considered OK? That my only issue!! Other than that – you got the hot posts!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 4:40 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

And now he got his ass paddled by an Argentine street vendor who got schooled by freaking Devon ”The Not So Great” Alexandria and beat down by Glass Jaw Khan. ROFL.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:39 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Floyd simply cannot handle pressure.

He lost to Mexican plodder bum Castillio.

Got given all he could handle of alcoholic coke fiend pub brawler Hatton, and would’ve been given way more had that corrupt sack of rancid tortoise puke Joseph Cortez not been on Floyd’s payroll.

He ducked the sh!t out of Mexican macho man Margarito.

He ducked the sh!t of Paulie Williams.

He ducked the sh!t out of Manny like he had Ebola.

He ducked the sh!t out of prime Cotto – and we all saw how many problems shot Cotto caused him.

Floyd cannot handle pressure. Even blown up bantamweight Mexican munchkin Jesus Chavez gave him problems.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:38 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Yes, that’s two plodder bums Floyd’s lost to now. Jose Luisito Castillio and Maidana. Old, inactive semi-retired shot coke fiend Oscar ”I’ve Only Fought Once in Almost Three Years and Was 1-3 in my Last 4 Fights” De La Hoya whooped his ass in many people’s eyes too.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:29 pm 


Fludgate News

@ NFG……Caveman was not a punching bag hater. He was a LIVE AGRESSIVE OFFENSIVE CHEATING GRAPPLER!!! Your hate preceeds you. Mayweather TRIED to give the hater fans like yourself a toe to toe matchup, not realizing a prehistoric version of a Barney Rubble MMA fighter would emerge from a gun range!!! Hater types like urself make the world go round; success shines more brilliantly when negative is involved, so keep on hating, its expected.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:24 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

Fludgate News.. Mmmm.. No, I don’t have a clue what the fcuk you’re talking about.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:23 pm 


New Found Glory

You guys should watch the fight again through a better video and judge for yourself and take a good look who really won the fight . It will change your mind if you watch it with a clearer video than on some poor man’s PPV streaming which does not always look good to make better judgement on who won the fight. There’s a better video out now on YouTube. Go watch the fight again and come back here to tell us that Maidana really won the fight. It was close but Maidana won this fight. Good for FMJ the fight was on vegas otherwise he would of lose.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:22 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

ROFL @ these irreverent strap-on wearing eunuch reptiles. Hidalgo and Lion King are Tier 2 and I’m Tier 1. You imbeciles aren’t fit to lace our spit buckets or carry our shoes. One of my decomposing turds has more boxing knowledge than every Tier 3 poster and below does combined. I’d rather watch Hilary Clinton doing parkour on the rooftops of Venice than listen to the utterly inane endless drivel you imbeciles regularly pollute these boards with. Journeyman two left feet slug slow plodder Goucho bum Maidana beat the Jesus out of Floyd and that’s all there is to it. Fact. Deal with it and move on with your lives.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:20 pm 


New Found Glory

It takes a master boxer to neutralized and tame the boxing style of Maidana. But unlike the guys that beat Maidana, Floyd Mayweather looks to be like an amateur in handling Maidana. Wasn’t Floyd supposed to be the best boxer, master boxer, best defensive fighter, the best of the best, the best ever, but yet Floyd cannot even handle a walking punching bag, non p4p boxer, and worst floyd has to resort to the same hugging and grappling technique in order to stave off his opponent. Floyd certainly got embarrassed by Maidana that night. Floyd is overrated.

Posted May 18, 2014 4:14 pm 


Exiled Yank

i like both fighters and I expect a solid fight, but there is no way I’m paying for this. I’m sick of all this PPV crap. I’ll read about it the next morning and watch the free replay, or find it on youtube.

Posted May 18, 2014 3:33 pm 


Fighter87

Lion King: I see I’m not the only educated fight fan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Posted May 18, 2014 3:10 pm 


SLIM

Cotto is gonna get knocked out man…

Posted May 18, 2014 2:55 pm 


Ghetto Thug

Squared-Circle Real Talk (a.k.a. LionKing)
“I see I’m not the only educated fight fan who truly believes FMJ lost to Maidana”….. LMAO, Maidana already said that after watching the fight he recognizes that he lost to Mayweather, haters are lame

Posted May 18, 2014 2:49 pm 


Fludgate News

Caveman Maidana has succeeded in his MALLING! MMA is now classified as boxing!!! Knees, headbutts, rainbow looping punches, armgrappling etc is now accepted!!! Congrats to the CAVEMAN MMA MAIDANA FLINSTONE crowd!! You guys will be remembered for your contributions to boxing…..maybe you guys can fight for headgear?!

Posted May 18, 2014 2:47 pm 


Ghetto Thug

“You lost the 2 A class fighters u fought” LMAO…… Puto Ricans must be very butthurt

Posted May 18, 2014 2:46 pm 


Anonymous

Martinez ducked GGG because he knows GGG will tear him and any middleweight apart. All the top guys say they can beat GGG, but talk is cheap, when they step in the ring with him, he beats the hell out of them.

Posted May 18, 2014 2:43 pm 


Squared-Circle Real Talk (a.k.a. LionKing)

I see I’m not the only educated fight fan who truly believes FMJ lost to Maidana. It was a very close fight, but I scored it 115-114 for MM. After all, one of the judges scored it 114-114 and Paulie M said, “the fight could’ve gone either way.”

Paulie M. is MUCH better at scoring fights that he is at winning them. FMJ was totally EXPOSED by a slow, plodding class-B fighter. He was lucky to get the home-cooked decision in his own backyard with three American judges and an American ref who wouldn’t let MM work on the inside. FMJ practically owns half of Vegas, so has tremendous influence in that city. It’s obvious why he refuses to fight outside of Vegas.

What do you think the decision would’ve been in Argentina with an Argentine ref and three Argentine judges??? I rest my case.

Posted May 18, 2014 2:37 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

And I’ve zero doubt Floyd wouldn’t have made it to the final bell had that fight taken place in Argentina where the odds wouldn’t have been stacked heavily in his favour for a change. But of course Floyd would NEVER dare take a risk of that magnitude in a billion years. He’s never dared to step foot out of the protective sanctuary of his homeland in his life. He’s always had American referees for every single one of his fights and never once had to contend with the kind of numerous adverse and disadvantageous conditions and factors that the likes of Maidana and company regularly have to. Adverse conditions and factors that often combine to mean the difference between winning and losing. Obviously he’s been ducking Manny since like forever, shamelessly so, but let’s just suspend reality for a second and imagine like he isn’t a raving homosexual coward who ducks legitimate prime threats like they have Ebola and the Bubonic Plague at the same time. Do you think he would ever take on Manny in the Philippines with an Filipino referee in tow, where everything was stacked heavily against him? You know god damn well he wouldn’t. But that’s exactly what he expects Manny to do, something Manny was actually chomping at the bit to do. ROFL.

Posted May 18, 2014 2:22 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

And there’s a very high chance those shots that Floyd was hurt and getting buzzed by would’ve knocked him out had Maidana not been wearing those pillows.

Posted May 18, 2014 2:11 pm 


Gonzo the Dragonborn – The Rabble-Rousing Raptor

ROFL Maidana beat the living sh!t out of Floyd. Anyone who says otherwise is either gay, blind, lying through their teeth or on The Money Team payroll. And that was a Maidana who had been greatly handicapped and compromised long before he’d climbed in the ring by Floyd’s cowardly refusal to allow him to wear puncher’s gloves, the same puncher’s gloves that members of The Money Team wear all the time. There’s absolutely no doubting or any ambiguity about it or not. Floyd would’ve, at best, lost a much wider decision had Maidana been able to wear his usual gloves and most likely would’ve been dropped on at least two or three occasions.

Posted May 18, 2014 2:08 pm 


el chapo

Varnish i wouldnt say smarter. You have to be borderline retarted to not understand the difference between a and b class fighters, and the a and b side fighters in rrspect to the promotion. As far as confidence, it came across as cocky, whereas cotto answered as he has for all his fights.

Posted May 18, 2014 12:01 pm 


varnish

As far as the Face Off episode – I thought Martinez came across as smarter, more focused and confident than Cotto. Unless Martinez is physically not recovered, he will ko Cotto.

Posted May 18, 2014 11:27 am 


Jonn E. JaGozza

I like Cotto and i like Martinez and I think Martinez is very cagey and a trickster… Martinez should win, but Cotto has a lion’s heart and a warrior’s spirit .. I said this in an eariier post a few years back Cotto is NOT at his prime but is on the decline .. his prime was when he was training against Pacquio, The loss to Packman took alot of heart out of Cotto but i think it also did some damage too as one can’t take that type of beating and think he’s fine… SO, we’ll see a guy past his prime taking on Martinez. When it all folds out,…a win for Martinez and if Martinez wins by KO, then Cotto should hang em up and retire… Boxingdictioanry.com …”The Language of the Ring “

Posted May 18, 2014 10:42 am 


Squared-Circle Real Talk (a.k.a. LionKing)

I used to be HUGE Maravilla fan, but have lost a lot of respect for him because he’s been avoiding 3G for over three years.

Many don’t realize that 3G has been the WBA Champion since 2010. He’s been calling out Maravilla since before he won that title/belt and SM responds with silence. Then he goes and fights guys like Barker, Macklin, Murray and blown-up WW Cotto.

I’m not going to be all that impressed if Maravilla beats Cotto. I will be impressed when he finally grows a pair and fights 3G.
Playing keep-away with his Ring, WBC and Lineal titles is getting extremely old. That’s just way too cowardly and Floyd Mayweather-like for my standards.

Posted May 18, 2014 10:30 am 


Kontiki

I think Hildago0 is right that Maidana won the fight. Subconsciously and psychologically Floyd knew he lost the fight but and was ambivalent about the results. Do you know why?. Because Floyd never,never raised his hand to convince the spectators of decisively victory over his opponents because his action Always spoke better than his demeanours after fights. Did you all see the worry on the Floyd senior,Roger and people around him even Justin Bieber’s face that said a lot that Maidana won the fight and rightly so.

Posted May 18, 2014 8:22 am 


RAYGORDON REID

maRTINEZ

Posted May 18, 2014 7:02 am 


TARK

Hidalgo.., “I thought Maidana won. That’s the way I scored the fight.”

Come on Hidalgo. You didn’t think Maindana beat Floyd. You’re smarter than that. It was a close fight but Floyd was a clear winner. The vast majority of pundits, commentators, and fans agree that Floyd won a close fight.

Your assessment is kind of like C. J. Ross calling Mayweather-Canelo a draw. Some people see what they want to see.

Posted May 12, 2014 12:45 am 


TARK

Hidalgo.., “Well yeah. But how does his corner know the other guy is beating him?”

They use their eyes and watch very closely. They mislead Cotto who thought he was winning all the way. Floyd was bleeding. Cotto was popping him in the nose. Roger was sticking King-Sized Q-Tips up Floyd’s nose. Cotto could see that from his corner. His corner told him he was winning. He was concentrating one round at a time and NOT remembering everything that happened in all the previous rounds … and wasn’t keeping a scorecard.

If you knew if you were winning or losing why would your corner even tell you???

Makes no sense.

Posted May 10, 2014 9:30 pm 


Anonymous

a joke soap opera show,with a muppet for a host.

Posted May 10, 2014 8:01 am 


TARK

Hidalgo says.., “A fighter always knows if/when he’s getting the better of his opponent. He knows if he’s hitting him, if he’s hurting him, if he’s missing him.”

BullSh!t

What if he’s hitting them and making them bleed? And what if his corner is telling him he’s ahead? What if he’s not being hurt and he feels as if he’s hurting his opponent?

He COULD think he’s well ahead when he’s way behind. You have a tendency to believe you’re winning anyway — but you don’t want your corner BSing you.

If you think your boxer won a close round tell him, “That round was way too close Hector. We don’t want him stealing these rounds baby. We need some separation. These judges aren’t going to do us any favors. You’ve got to to step it up baby.”

Telling him he’s winning when he’s losing is Bull Sh!t!! … You tell him, “He’s beating you. He’s winning the fight.”

That seems to work better than, “You’re losing” which is a more of a downer.

Posted May 10, 2014 3:34 am 


TARK

Austin Trout found a home for his right hook on Cotto.. The right hook, left hand combination worked to perfection on Cotto.. and then he worked in every punch in the book.. Trout negated Cotto’s great jab some how.

I would suggest Martinez study that fight for clues to how a slick southpaw boxer beats the balls off Cotto.

Floyd and Trout where beating Cotto easily—but Cotto’s corner kept saying, “You’re winning Miguel. You’re ahead.”

He fired the whole group after the Trout fight… “Don’t fukking lie to me” he said.

Posted May 9, 2014 11:09 pm 


robret13

This picture is funny for sure. Looks Like a GQ cover.haha

Posted May 9, 2014 10:43 pm 


D

cotto will lose unless Martinez is totally gone. he’ll probably get stopped.

Posted May 9, 2014 7:24 pm 


Havoc

Experience and style……….Cotto will win!

Posted May 9, 2014 2:44 pm 


TARK

Martinez hasn’t had sound knees in 2 fights… If he can somehow overcome that touchy issue, he’s going to try to kill Cotto.

Anytime you get knocked down 3 times in 2 fights… get a gift decision over a huge underdog, and your knees are wobbling all over town in both fights, you’re not happy.

Posted May 9, 2014 2:34 pm 


moonshineman

Sergio give the impression that he doesn’t like Cotto much.

Posted May 9, 2014 2:12 pm 


A Garcia

Sergio is a southpaw like Pac, his left hand is going to put the hurt on Cotto. He is going to get ko like Paul Williams, unless he feels sorry for him during the fight.

Posted May 9, 2014 11:37 am 


know your enemy

In Argentina more men wear pink colored clothes than women.

Posted May 9, 2014 10:30 am 


Henry miller

Some australian rugby sides wore pink jumpers to raise money for breast cancer research a while back. Didn’t stop any carnage.

Posted May 9, 2014 8:39 am 


D

pink is a strategic color. it calms your opponents aggression for reasons that are not clearly understood. i wonder if a football team wore pink helmets and uniforms if they would play a lot harder to overcome the color. and maybe get their opponents thinking wtf is this? and blow them away before they knew what was happening.

Posted May 8, 2014 10:30 pm 


royjoneslastfight

Gaytino Miquel Cotto with a Pink Shirt on ?????? SERGIO MARTINEZ BY KO !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted May 8, 2014 3:23 pm 


Captain Freddie

If you Pac is willing to move up to MW, how many will jump on him to fight GGG like the want Floyd to do?

I think its asking for to much from the both.

Pac “may” face Canelo. Maybe. Floyd/Canelo, according to Dana White, may end up doing 2.5.
Pac/Canelo may do at least 1.5+

Posted May 8, 2014 1:43 pm 


Captain Freddie

matthews

If cotto wins guess who will be calling for his last fight before he retires. A cheap way to bypass GGG and claim the MW lineal title to add to his legacy. Floyd is hoping for a cotto win. Its already in the works.
Posted May 8, 2014 6:57 am

GGG is the harder fight for sure but Cotto is the bigger PPV attraction

By the way, haven’t Pac and Floyd been taking easier routes to titles for a while now?

Posted May 8, 2014 1:40 pm 


Captain Freddie

I’m with Martinez….If Roach wants you, you know there is something to it. It means he sees you are vulnerable. He is known for that. Getting fighters at the right time. Of course it caught up with him with JMM, but overall he has a good track record.

My Man is like a Vulcher.

He reminds me of a less talented version of that Sell-Swordsman from The Game of Thrones. It’s about winning, not honor.

Posted May 8, 2014 1:39 pm 


Anonymous

Billy No Balls is just like it says on the can. He has no balls, let alone medals. What a loser!

Posted May 8, 2014 1:34 pm 


Henry miller

Billy no balls
You think that will offend me? We are laughing at your adolescent behaviour , snotty. Attend your pimples and thimble sized erection whilst we men discuss boxing.

Posted May 8, 2014 9:46 am 


THE REAL BILLY NO MEDALS

GO SUK YOUR BANANA PEEBLES!!TREE SWINGING COCONUT HEADED CHIMP

Posted May 8, 2014 9:02 am 


Gwent

Kellerman has got to be someone son. No way did this guy get where he is by ‘talent’

Posted May 8, 2014 7:07 am 


matthews

If cotto wins guess who will be calling for his last fight before he retires. A cheap way to bypass GGG and claim the MW lineal title to add to his legacy. Floyd is hoping for a cotto win. Its already in the works.

Posted May 8, 2014 6:57 am 


Henry miller

This is a very good fight for 2 older warriors. They are 2 of my faves. I think it’s 50 50. Cotto has enjoyed a bit of a renaissance of late. Martinez has been patchy. If the Martinez of 2 years ago doesn’t turn up then he could get turned off. Looking forward to this one.

Posted May 8, 2014 5:55 am 


Jb221

For cotto to beat Martinez he needs to start with the body attacks early mixing it up in the clinches just keep going at least ten to 15 to 25 body shots per round by by the 9th he should be ready to go for Martinez if he fights on the out side and keep cotto at a distance he will ko him easy

Posted May 8, 2014 4:24 am 


D

boxsterdermus, “damn, my disciple got it wrong again. i’ll have to talk to that punk”

Posted May 8, 2014 2:16 am 


Mike Tyson

The way to beat Martinez for cotto is to keep Turning Martinez, that to attack and step wide ways back. That will put pressure on his knees as he turns and have to find cotto in another derection.
He he punches as he turn and twist he could easly redamage the knees .

Martinez need his foot working or he can’t box very well. Leaning on cotto for this fight. Not sure just yet.

Posted May 8, 2014 12:13 am 


PEEJ

If Martinez wins Pac will not fight him. If Cotto wins, Pac will not fight him. Cotto and Pac are trained by the same person and Martinez is too big for Pac. That is all talk.

Posted May 7, 2014 11:17 pm 


Anonymous

How much r they making? I think martinez wins, but really hope cotto pulls it off

Posted May 7, 2014 10:59 pm 


Auzbox

PAC wants the winner out of these two. To win in a 9th division. Floyd can’t even get a sixth!!!! Not good floydie

Posted May 7, 2014 10:25 pm 


Auzbox

No you had Bradley and callazo by stoppage and mayweather by stoppage. You better take up tennis and see how you go bud cause picking fights just isn’t you

Posted May 7, 2014 10:23 pm 


K.C.

Yep, Its called being full of yourself…..

Posted May 7, 2014 9:23 pm 


Iron Mike

Floyd will fight winner at years end to try and collect a belt in a new weight class to add to his legacy, book it. BIG payday coming for winner of this fight. Then he will bump back down in weight before GGG comes calling. He is naturally smaller anyways, but the winner of this fight would be better than Khan.

Posted May 7, 2014 9:23 pm 


Boxtradamus

Nope. I have many words but I have more WINS. And I save MY breath by not reciting them all. I am not a peasant. GOOD guess though. I am the GREATEST Fight Prophet ever born! !!!!

Posted May 7, 2014 8:11 pm 


dotanuki

Boxtradamus has many words but little wisdom. Should save his breath especially when it smell like old cabbage. This individual is a peasant.

Posted May 7, 2014 8:04 pm 


Boxtradamus

OH. I had Pac over Bradley TOO. I’ve got SO many WINS its hard to keep UP with them

Posted May 7, 2014 7:59 pm 


Boxtradamus

OH I forgot. Before that I had Thurman, Matthysse, Porter, Hopkins, and Quillin. WOW!!! Thats called a WINNING streak.

Posted May 7, 2014 7:57 pm 


cheese26 …talk to my promoter

Who cares what bum cotto is gonna do. This fight sucks. Martinez by tko.

Posted May 7, 2014 7:48 pm 


Boxtradamus

I’m doing GREAT with my picks. IF you checked the Fight night thread you saw that I switched and took Khan and I was CORRECT. I took Broner and Love TOO. And I took Floyd on the DAY that the Fight was announced…..and thats why I am STILL the GREATEST Fight Prophet ever born! !!!! 4-0 for the weekend YEAH!!!

Posted May 7, 2014 7:48 pm 


Auzbox

Boxtra your not going to well with your picks. Callazo destroyed. Floyd couldn’t even touch maidana looked like he just got out of bed against floyd

Posted May 7, 2014 7:37 pm 


hecubus

KATO – Boxtradamus isnt even the best fight prophet in his own house (and he probably lives alone)

Posted May 7, 2014 7:28 pm 


Anonymous

Sergio will beat…cotto …floyd….canelo….lara….golovkin…quillin….lots of experience. ..power on both hands…speed …and an awkward. Defense..that would give problems to anyone

Posted May 7, 2014 6:34 pm 


Anonymous

Both men arr warriors…Sergio …its the kingpin at 160…and would beat anyone at 154 including the nigga of floyd….i lool up to cotto because he had the balls to get on the square circle with the dangerous martinez ….just remember that martinez was the number 3 fighter of the planet and its still one of the top 5..pound for pound…..he called out a lot of times to floyd to figjt at 154 and fraud was very scared to face him ..claiming that martinez was to big for him ….martimez is only one and a half inch taller ..than floyd….may is a. Chicken….how come he did not complain when he fought a llightweight. In marquez

Posted May 7, 2014 6:25 pm 


PEEBLES ESQ

REAL BILL FEEGY WANKER GO COTTAGE A SAUSAGE OR CRUISE THE METRO

Posted May 7, 2014 6:19 pm 


kato3388

@HAM – I hear ya bro’… and I am not Puerto Rican…
I like Martinez. I became a fan after the 1st Paul Williams fight and hoped nothing but good things for Sergio. There are nuances in Sergios style that I think Cotto can take advantage of. I don’t think Sergios’ weight will be that much of a factor. But Cotto packs power, ask Manny and Floyd.

I still think Cotto pulls it out. And I will stick with my prediction. I am not the GREATEST fight PROPHET as others claim to be… but I’ve studied the game for a long time and look at more than just the stats and facts… There are intangibles that can take a fighter a long way.

Posted May 7, 2014 5:47 pm 


Big Ham

Kato i don’t know how anyone can pick Cotto in this one, short of being a loyal puerto rican. Their opponents have nothing in common. Cotto came up short against Austin Trout. Trout is a southpaw that is head and shoulders below Sergio in every facet. Sergio has slowed a bit, but injury played a hand in it. The last guy from england was like 6ft 175ish pounds strong and in his prime a much more difficult style matchup than a 5-8 158ish lb cotto. Sergio fought with injuries and actually rallied down the stretch to win the last rounds. It is not his best performance nor was the final round against JCC. But other than that he has still looked outstanding even at his advanced age. The first 11round of the JCC fight he looked outstanding. Cotto to me has not been the same since the first Margarito fight. He has fought well but that was the end of his prime and he has shown it in subsequent fights.

Posted May 7, 2014 5:07 pm 


THE REAL BILLY NO MEDALS

slim sh!tmans outa the same colony!!niece of Hurco!!little slapper loves her bananas!!

Posted May 7, 2014 4:58 pm 


kato3388

I think Cotto wins this one. Sergio is good, but hasn’t looked as sharp as he did against Paul Williams. He’s gotten too many injuries as well, so I don’t know how well he’ll look against Cotto. If JCC Jr. can catch him, Cotto will be able to as well.

Cotto by MD.

Posted May 7, 2014 4:56 pm 


THE REAL BILLY NO MEDALS

PEEBLES ESQ,IS A LITTLE WANKER,AND IS ONE OF the Anonymous chimp colony

Posted May 7, 2014 4:44 pm 


THE REAL BILLY NO MEDALS

theres a delivery at the foot of your tree Anonymous!!a crate of bananas!!can you clime down and sign for them!!

Posted May 7, 2014 4:39 pm 


Anonymous

A JOKE SHOW WITH A JOKE HOST.

Posted May 7, 2014 3:01 pm 


Boxtradamus

Martinez by MERCIFUL stoppage.

Posted May 7, 2014 2:51 pm 


Big Ham

To me that picture looks like an angry father, Sergio, about to have a stern talk with his willful son, Cotto.

Posted May 7, 2014 2:22 pm 


Ok

GGG is 160 not 154 plus he hasn’t fought anyone worth talking about. Everyone is supposed to be afraid of this guy including Floyd but GGG hasn’t fought anyone its easy to look good beating u cab drivers…

Posted May 7, 2014 2:18 pm 


Big Ham

I pick Sergio in this one. I have from the start. Good fight though. Cotto fights everybody. I found the “disrespected champion” tag line of this fight mildly humorous. I think Sergio would lose to GGG right now, but the version of him from 3 years ago would have had enough to beat GGG. Sergio is pushing 40, imo he has earned this big payday against Cotto. GGG will have his time. His time came much easier than Sergio. Sergio had to beat a prime paul williams twice, and then take the linear title from Kelly Pavlik before he had even grown into being a true middleweight himself. He also fought a prime antonio margarito long before he was developed enough to be at that level. GGG has not fought anyone on that caliber level yet. It’s not his fault that he has’nt, he wants the best it’s just his circumstances. I think if the Sergio wins big. It will set up a PPV next year against GGG, particularly if GGG fights Chavez on PPV. That is the proper timeframe and financial reward to make that fight.

Posted May 7, 2014 2:15 pm 


KOrnerman

I hope Cotto KO’s him, the old pretender has milked this long enough, who has Marvilla beaten of real note? no one really, he’s running scared of GGG who would KO him into retirement.

Posted May 7, 2014 2:06 pm 


PEEBLES ESQ

Max IS A BIG WANKER

Posted May 7, 2014 2:01 pm 


Browneye

Over/under is 3 on how many times Max blinks during the episode…….

Posted May 7, 2014 1:58 pm 


Slim Whitman

I agree, that’s the first thing I thought was damn sexy lookin old

Posted May 7, 2014 12:51 pm 


focker

I’m not suggesting to Pacquiao to duck Marquez and Alvarado winner but Sergio and Cotto is the fight I want, I hope Pacquiao will wait until July to pick his opponent, November or December fight with either Sergio or Cotto is worth a wait.

Posted May 7, 2014 12:36 pm 


Jaguar

Is it me or does Sergio look old in that photo… This fight is Sergio’s to lose, let’s see if his recent lack of activity will be his downfall.

Posted May 7, 2014 12:02 pm 


moonshineman

Martinez doesn’t seem to like Cotto very much.

Posted May 7, 2014 11:58 am 


Drago

All this thing with the turned chairs and stuff seems soooo fake… oh, and Kellerman is a moron.

Posted May 7, 2014 11:39 am 


Hecdog

Id like to have sex with sergio

Posted May 7, 2014 11:32 am 


Thurmal Underwear

hopefully Max can be less of a douche bag and ask decent questions instead of retarded sh!t.

Miguel, do you think you can beat Sergio: Yes.
Sergio, Miguel thinks he can beat you, what do you think?

^that’s real effing weak max.

Posted May 7, 2014 11:22 am 


JL

I think a big factor in this fight will be what Sergio Martinez will we be getting. If it’s the one we last saw then I could see Miguel Cotto putting him away by the mid rounds. But if Sergio’s surgery and time off helped him heel, then I can see him beating Miguel pretty decisively.

Posted May 7, 2014 11:03 am 



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