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MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:06 PM
to get you to fight a prime Tyson?

Thread Stealer
08-06-2007, 04:08 PM
Is the commission going to withhold my purse if I pull a Seldon?

Stinky gloves
08-06-2007, 04:08 PM
500.000 $

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:09 PM
Is the commission going to withhold my purse if I pull a Seldon?Hell no! All you gotta do is step in the ring and not literally run and jump out of it when the bell rings.

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:09 PM
500.000 $That's it? lol

jlrivera81
08-06-2007, 04:11 PM
Man, that's a tough one. I remember as a kid growing up watching tyson, me and friends would ask eachother crazy questions like that. so lets see.

i will need possibly

$200,000 -- $300,000 for medical bills afterwards

i'll need some for myself and family.

i'm going to go with at least $1,000,000

Stinky gloves
08-06-2007, 04:12 PM
That's it? lol

I will take more in the rematch :smoke

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:14 PM
I will take more in the rematch :smokeI hope you live through round 1! Why would anybody wanna see a rematch though? Man I'm cracking up over here. lol

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:16 PM
Here is a better question. Would you even dare to throw so much as 1 punch at him? LOL

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:16 PM
Am i allowed to use a gun?Yeah. The next time you see him in the streets.

emanuel_augustus
08-06-2007, 04:21 PM
Ever see the TV commercial where the guy goes "For a millions bucks, I'd totally fight Holyfield. How bad it could be?"....

Stinky gloves
08-06-2007, 04:22 PM
I hope you live through round 1! Why would anybody wanna see a rematch though? Man I'm cracking up over here. lol

I guess after you see my KO the first time you will pay 50$ PVP to see it again, :deal
so I will take 1.000.000 in the rematch :yep
I would love to have third rubbermatch shot at him for 2.000.000$ as well.:rofl

emanuel_augustus
08-06-2007, 04:22 PM
Least $500,000, although I'd prefer more like $1,000,000. My strategy would be just to cover myself up and let him take one good swipe at me and then go down, voluntarily or not. Whether or not the punch knocks me out it probably won't kill me since I'll have the gloves mostly blocking the shot. Then I can just hobble all the way to the bank.

Welcome to ESB, Peter McNeeley!

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:28 PM
Man ya'll killing me. LOL! As broke as I am right now though I would fight him for 100,000 and actually try to hit him. You know what, I would sucker punch him when the ref is giving instructions. At least I'll be able to say I hit him. LOL

Thread Stealer
08-06-2007, 04:36 PM
Welcome to ESB, Peter McNeeley!

Peter McNeeley gave a good effort. He was just hopelessly outmatched and his corner stopped the fight when he was dropped the 2nd time and seriously hurt.

I gave McNeeley much more credit for at least trying, than I did for some of Tyson's other opponents, such as Alex Stewart, Frank Bruno in the rematch, Bruce Seldon, and Clifford Etienne (if you're going to act like you're out cold, don't take out your mouthpiece first).

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:37 PM
The Black Rhino! I forgot about that clown. LMAO

Jose FM
08-06-2007, 04:47 PM
I would do it for 50 grand... Thats on the cheap side but seriously who am i? Besides it would only last less than 20 secs.

JC2006
08-06-2007, 04:48 PM
I would stick the jack in his face all night long and knock him out with a right uppercut.

$500,000

El Bombasto
08-06-2007, 04:49 PM
250k + lifetime medical expenses for any later problems related to the fight

MacManJr.
08-06-2007, 04:52 PM
How much damage can he really do with 1 punch? That is the question.

JC2006
08-06-2007, 04:59 PM
How much damage can he really do with 1 punch? That is the question.

Probably too much haha. Just imagine if the motherfucker winded you with a vicious bodyshot in the diaphragm. Fuck.

Pimp C
08-06-2007, 05:01 PM
I would have done it for a 100K. Take an ass whooping for about 30 seconds and laugh all the way to the bank.

nezy37
08-06-2007, 05:35 PM
I'd do it for 100,000, he'd put me down wiht one punch anyway

BeaverDan
08-06-2007, 06:17 PM
I would do it for £32,000 ($64000)

That's what I always say I would like when I watch "Who Wants to be a Millionare?"

Seriously I would just fall over after 2 or 3 punches, get the NHS to heal my spongy face and laugh my cock off for a week thereafter.

Thread Stealer
08-06-2007, 06:26 PM
I would take a dive for a nice 6 figure payday and go home and get revenge on Tyson by beating him on the NES 100 times.

007-373-5963

Marnoff
08-06-2007, 06:31 PM
I would want at least 55% of the purse, whatever it was. I would simply time him coming in and knock him out.

Marnoff
08-06-2007, 06:31 PM
any amount of money....i'm broke

....i would just quit in the middle of the first round after dancing around him for a minute

A lot of people found it hard to last sixty seconds with him.

Claypole
08-06-2007, 06:35 PM
£600 plus expenses. I would may a day out of it and enjoy the experience.

brooklyn1550
08-06-2007, 06:36 PM
100,000

MacManJr.
08-08-2007, 10:30 AM
I had to wake this thread up. I need a good laugh today. LOL

MagnificentMatt
08-08-2007, 10:37 AM
to get you to fight a prime Tyson?

Dude in a street fight, i wouldnt fight Tyson now, or ever..For any amount of money.

When your skull gets fractured and you suffer brain damage you may forget someone even gave you the money so its not worth the risk.

MagnificentMatt
08-08-2007, 10:38 AM
In the ring, i would destroy his ballsack until i got DQed, hopefully avoiding any serious combos from him :-)

Stewbear
08-08-2007, 10:38 AM
Anything over £1000. Just take a dive Tyson's power isnt so great he is going to punch right through your body like in a cheap martial arts movie.

Scar
08-08-2007, 10:42 AM
Is the commission going to withhold my purse if I pull a Seldon?

:lol: :lol:

MacManJr.
08-08-2007, 10:44 AM
Dude in a street fight, i wouldnt fight Tyson now, or ever..For any amount of money.

When your skull gets fractured and you suffer brain damage you may forget someone even gave you the money so its not worth the risk.Only way I'd fight him in the street is with a 50 cal!

2smart4u
08-08-2007, 10:52 AM
:smoke Id beat him up for nothing !:yep

Skital
08-08-2007, 12:26 PM
$100,000 after taxes. Though if the money was actually offered to me I might settle for less, but I really wouldn't want to.

Johnnyblaze
08-08-2007, 12:46 PM
i'd take 100,000
johnnyblaze ko 6 over tyson!!!!

hit, hold, headbutt, elbow, below the belt 6 punch combo, repeat. after a while he'd pull a duran and quit!!!!

then i'd demand 10mil for the rematch and take a dive after 30 seconds of running around ala oscar/tito, then retire on his ass!!!!

MacManJr.
08-08-2007, 02:57 PM
i'd take 100,000
johnnyblaze ko 6 over tyson!!!!

hit, hold, headbutt, elbow, below the belt 6 punch combo, repeat. after a while he'd pull a duran and quit!!!!

then i'd demand 10mil for the rematch and take a dive after 30 seconds of running around ala oscar/tito, then retire on his ass!!!!I hope your ears are worth 10 mill + 100,000. Yeah I think it's worth it. LOL

El Bombasto
08-08-2007, 03:01 PM
In the ring, i would destroy his ballsack until i got DQed, hopefully avoiding any serious combos from him :-)

Is that you Golota?

Danny Ocean
08-08-2007, 03:01 PM
350thousand

McGrain
08-08-2007, 03:04 PM
I'd do it for free.

I'm about 185 when i'm in shape so he'd blow me up, but how cool would it be? In the ring with prime Mike. Thirty seconds of legend.

Watch the Marvis Frazier fight to learn how things would go, APART FROM, i would be crying.

MacManJr.
08-08-2007, 03:10 PM
Is that you Golota?LOL! Classic!

ChampionsForever
08-08-2007, 03:25 PM
Id offer a million and winner takes all!!! :!:

buzzsaw
08-08-2007, 04:07 PM
Not enough $ to keep people from laughing at the way I would fold like a card table when the bell rang.

MacManJr.
08-08-2007, 04:13 PM
Not enough $ to keep people from laughing at the way I would fold like a card table when the bell rang.I would spill water in my corner then slip and grab my knee as soon as the bell rang.

Sugarshorts
08-08-2007, 04:51 PM
Least $500,000, although I'd prefer more like $1,000,000. My strategy would be just to cover myself up and let him take one good swipe at me and then go down, voluntarily or not. Whether or not the punch knocks me out it probably won't kill me since I'll have the gloves mostly blocking the shot. Then I can just hobble all the way to the bank.

Unless you close your eyes in anticipation of the punch then he hits you in the ribs, crushing your lung in the process and killing you.

Unlimited
08-08-2007, 04:55 PM
to get you to fight a prime Tyson?


wow the whole purse of a Tito, Oscar fight id take dat knock out