Calzaghe - Kessler bet thread

[China_hand_Joe]

I am offering this to the Calzaghe doubters:


The following stands is irregardless of the result of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight (whether it be NC, Kessler stoppage etc - any result!)

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has not landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe will be banned from the ESB forums for one month (the total number of months accumulates depending on the number of people involved in this bet) as a result of my participation in this bet

SLAPS COUNT AS PUNCHES



There is not limit to the number Calzaghe doubters that can enter into this bet - the more the more avatars, sigs and locations China_hand_Joe gets to pick for a months or alternatively China_hand_Joe recieves one months ban per person betting against me

Also be aware China_hand_Joe is as cunning as the offspring of Frank ****** and a fox as you accept this bet


Just quote this post and sign your name to accept the bet

[China_hand_Joe]

So far the following have accepted the above bet:
Signed by
Mr. Astola


Signed up

Doylexxx

I hereby accept the above conditions,
signed by
nEmO

I'm in THN! :smoke

[Decebal]

recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month



What does this mean, exactly?:think

[China_hand_Joe]

What does this mean, exactly?:thinkIt means I pick the picture on the left, the writing below each post and the writing below the picture -fullstop- By location I did not mean I choose where people must live -fullstop-

[pecks]

I'd take a 'pick the winner' bet with you CHJ, but I don't want you to be gone for a month.

How about just a regulkar avatar/location/signiture bet?

[Decebal]

It means I pick the picture on the left, the writing below each post and the writing below the picture -fullstop- By location I did not mean I choose where people must live -fullstop-

That is an exceedingly generous bet on your part, China_hand_Joe!

[China_hand_Joe]

My principles mean I'd rather make this ridiculous bet regarding 1000 punches having been landed by Joe Calzaghe

[Decebal]

funny...no one wants some of this!

[BigReg]

Are we going by compubox numbers, or your own personal count?

[Amsterdam]

My principles mean I'd rather make this ridiculous bet regarding 1000 punches having been landed by Joe Calzaghe

He may throw 1000, but he won't land 1,000. Say he blows through Kessler and stops him in 8 rounds, that's not sufficient time for 1,000 landed shots.

Think this through. How about "stops" Kessler.

[China_hand_Joe]

Are we going by compubox numbers, or your own personal count?We will go by a common sense count and available computerised stats if we need to

[Decebal]

Are we going by compubox numbers, or your own personal count?

:hey

[pecks]

China - I like Kessler and think he will win, but he comes off as being a bit too vogue imo, and if he's losing the fight he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who's prepared to wear 1000+ punches.
More than likely he'll take a dive after 20 (landing on his side) then being rushed to a plastic surgeon.

[BITCH ASS]

It's going to be very difficult for Calzaghe to land 1000 punches on Kessler.

[BigReg]

We will go by a common sense count and available computerised stats if we need to

Common sense tells me it's almost impossible for him to land 1000 punches. So who's going to be responsible for this common sense count?

[China_hand_Joe]

Common sense tells me it's almost impossible for him to land 1000 punches. So who's going to be responsible for this common sense count?We'll all come to an agreement together whether or not Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches by the end of the Kessler fight - it should be quite easy to do - it will be obvious

[Astola]

I am offering this to the Calzaghe doubters:


The following stands is irregardless of the result of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight (whether it be NC, Kessler stoppage etc - any result!)

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has not landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe will be banned from the ESB forums for one month (the total number of months accumulates depending on the number of people involved in this bet) as a result of my participation in this bet

SLAPS COUNT AS PUNCHES



There is not limit to the number Calzaghe doubters that can enter into this bet - the more the more avatars, sigs and locations China_hand_Joe gets to pick for a months or alternatively China_hand_Joe recieves one months ban per person betting against me

Also be aware China_hand_Joe is as cunning as the offspring of Frank ****** and a fox as you accept this bet


Just quote this post and sign your name to accept the bet


Im on CHJ:good

But I suggest u stay when you loose the bet - hate to see you go for one month. Id rather have u humiliated by some Kessler avatar.

[Marnoff]

Looks like no one is taking the bet.

[BITCH ASS]

Is the bet that Calzaghe is going to land 1000 or more punches?

[China_hand_Joe]

Im on CHJ:good

But I suggest u stay when you loose the bet - hate to see you go for one month. Id rather have u humiliated by some Kessler avatar.Sign your name mate

[China_hand_Joe]

Is the bet that Calzaghe is going to land 1000 or more punches?Calzaghe will have landed 1000 by the end of that fight

[BITCH ASS]

Calzaghe will have landed 1000by the end of that fight

Who's taller and has the longer reach?

Personally, I think Calzaghe will be a bit tenative.

This might be a chessmatch rather than a one sided beating that you're envisioning.

Kessler has power in both hands and is a good stand up boxer.

[Amsterdam]

Who's taller and has the longer reach?

It's equal.

[China_hand_Joe]

To accept the bet, quote the initial post and type you username under it and post it

[Astola]

I am offering this to the Calzaghe doubters:


The following stands is irregardless of the result of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight (whether it be NC, Kessler stoppage etc - any result!)

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has not landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe will be banned from the ESB forums for one month (the total number of months accumulates depending on the number of people involved in this bet) as a result of my participation in this bet

SLAPS COUNT AS PUNCHES



There is not limit to the number Calzaghe doubters that can enter into this bet - the more the more avatars, sigs and locations China_hand_Joe gets to pick for a months or alternatively China_hand_Joe recieves one months ban per person betting against me

Also be aware China_hand_Joe is as cunning as the offspring of Frank ****** and a fox as you accept this bet


Just quote this post and sign your name to accept the bet

I hereby agree to the terms.

Signed by
Mr. Astola




And I strongly agree to the added terms as well.:lol:

Satisfied?

[BigReg]

Calzaghe will have landed 1000 by the end of that fight

Does a punch to any part of the arm or shoulder count as a punch landed?

[BeaverDan]

Does a punch to any part of the arm or shoulder count as a punch landed?

If it hits above the belt and not the gloves then I guess that would be a punch landed.

[China_hand_Joe]

We'll use the compubox criteria of what is considered a landed punch

[China_hand_Joe]

And I strongly agree to the added terms as well.:lol:

Satisfied?You are in, thankyou

[China_hand_Joe]

Also to clarify it is 1000 punches or more, Calzaghe doesn't need to have landed exactly 1000 punches

[Nemo]

The following stands is irregardless of the result of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight (whether it be NC, Kessler stoppage etc - any result!)

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has not landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe will be banned from the ESB forums for one month (the total number of months accumulates depending on the number of people involved in this bet) as a result of my participation in this bet

SLAPS COUNT AS PUNCHES, but not on opponents gloves



There is not limit to the number Calzaghe doubters that can enter into this bet - the more the more avatars, sigs and locations China_hand_Joe gets to pick for a months or alternatively China_hand_Joe recieves one months ban per person betting against me

Also be aware China_hand_Joe is as cunning as the offspring of Frank ****** and a fox as you accept this bet


Just quote this post and sign your name to accept the bet


I hereby accept the above conditions,
signed by
nEmO


:lol: like taking candy from a little child..

[Amsterdam]

Also to clarify it is 1000 punches or more, Calzaghe doesn't need to have landed exactly 1000 punches

Come to think of it, the mathematical genius of Joe Calzaghe could land exactly 1,000 if he wished, but it's still a stretch.:think

[Dantes]

China - I like Kessler and think he will win, but he comes off as being a bit too vogue imo, and if he's losing the fight he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who's prepared to wear 1000+ punches.
More than likely he'll take a dive after 20 (landing on his side) then being rushed to a plastic surgeon.

:lol:

[rushman]

Are we only talking about the Kessler fight?

Because, by the end of the Kessler fight, Joe will have landed 1000 punches. In fact, over his career he has probably landed many, many more.

I would accept an avatar bet if you are saying that Joe will land 1000 punches on Kessler according to compubox. But I don't really want you disappearing - you are entertaining.

[Amsterdam]

Are we only talking about the Kessler fight?

Because, by the end of the Kessler fight, Joe will have landed 1000 punches. In fact, over his career he has probably landed many, many more.

I would accept an avatar bet if you are saying that Joe will land 1000 punches on Kessler according to compubox. But I don't really want you disappearing - you are entertaining.

That's a well possibility with CHJ, he's all about tricks.

[THN]

Originally Posted by China_hand_Joe
I am offering this to the Calzaghe doubters:


The following stands is irregardless of the result of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight (whether it be NC, Kessler stoppage etc - any result!)

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has not landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe will be banned from the ESB forums for one month (the total number of months accumulates depending on the number of people involved in this bet) as a result of my participation in this bet

SLAPS COUNT AS PUNCHES



There is not limit to the number Calzaghe doubters that can enter into this bet - the more the more avatars, sigs and locations China_hand_Joe gets to pick for a months or alternatively China_hand_Joe recieves one months ban per person betting against me

Also be aware China_hand_Joe is as cunning as the offspring of Frank ****** and a fox as you accept this bet


Just quote this post and sign your name to accept the bet

I'm in THN! :smoke

[China_hand_Joe]

Thankyou to all those who have participated so far

[greenghost]

the 1000 landed also includes joes previous fights

[Half-Dane]

If by the end of the Calzaghe - Kessler fight Calzaghe has landed 1000 punches then China_hand_Joe recieves full control on my avatar, signature and location choices for one month

So how does this work. Do you choose a single user to bet with?

[China_hand_Joe]

The more people who accept the bet - the more months I am banned for or the more avatars I get for a month

[TomaTos]

Im willing to take a a 1 year ban from this forum that Calzague wont even land 400 punch during the fight, maybe 300.

[ThePlugInBabies]

i'll be there in cardiff to witness it, dunno if he'll land a thousand though, kessler won't be on his feet long enough for joe to rack them up. :yep

[ChuckYoungblood]

I already lost all my v-cash on Marquez, but this bet is money in the bank - Calzaghe is not going to land 1000 punches on Kessler - is this a some kind of trick?

Why not change the bet to an avatar bet, you have a Kessler avatar for one month pr bet?

[van the man]

im in on that one china......1000 punches:lol: i guess we wont be seeing u for quite some time after nov.3rd:hi:

[PH|LLA]

are we basing ourselves on official punchstats?

[Decebal]

are we basing ourselves on official punchstats?

I know!:roll: ...Such a waste of time reading the whole thread!...:yep

[youthmann]

I'm in China. Just to be fair to you China, I'll neutralize my win if JC slaps less than 35% of his total hits. Against Jeff I think we did the slap percentage to 42,5% - so if JC has developed then you might "win" a month back. See u.