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RDJ
11-29-2008, 05:06 PM
Questions that are being asked in this section again and again, let's have em.

Q. Am I to old to start boxing?
A. No

Q. I have a fight at school coming up, could you people ... ?
A. Fuck off.

....

Any more? The idea is to make a thread that answers em all so we can shut up noobs before they even speak! Great plan, yes? :D
BlackWater
11-29-2008, 05:08 PM
Q. How do I get abs?
A. Work hard. Eat less.
RDJ
11-29-2008, 05:10 PM
Oh, btw. This thread is also a draft, like the one I made on stretching. I'll assemble the questions and their corresponding answers into a final thread and delete this one soon.
dwilson
11-29-2008, 05:53 PM
Why do people fuck goats?

Oh erm wrong forum.

I know. What is the best food to eat after a work out?
MrSmall
11-29-2008, 10:38 PM
Should I lift weightS?
[Only registered and activated users can see links]
RDJ
11-29-2008, 10:42 PM
Should I lift weightS?
[Only registered and activated users can see links]

:lol:
MrSmall
11-29-2008, 10:50 PM
That pic is fucking ace.
how's it going RDJ?
Isn't it past your bedtime in Doucheland?
Kolya
11-29-2008, 11:41 PM
JAG. I don't care what the question is, the answer is JAG.
RDJ
11-30-2008, 08:23 AM
That pic is fucking ace.
how's it going RDJ?
Isn't it past your bedtime in Doucheland?

It was way past bedtime, but it was Saturday night and I couldn't get to sleep. I'm doing great btw, as long as I keep focusing on February (my fight). You? How's the boxing training doing?
RDJ
11-30-2008, 08:24 AM
JAG. I don't care what the question is, the answer is JAG.

That sentiment will definitely be in the FAQ section. If possible, JAG.
SouthpawSlayer
11-30-2008, 10:39 AM
should i spar in the ring or changing rooms

answer; ring

where do i put on wraps

answer; your hands and wrists
Mr. V.I.P.
11-30-2008, 03:42 PM
Q. When will I have my first fight?

A. How longs a piece of string?
Iceveins
11-30-2008, 03:48 PM
Yea I always laugh at the "am i too old to start boxing" shit...On another board some kid was asking if he was too old to start boxing and he is 14 fuckin years old.
GoldenChild
11-30-2008, 04:04 PM
Should I lift weightS?
[Only registered and activated users can see links]

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Kolya
11-30-2008, 04:32 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl


Do you know whatever happened to that highlight video of Danny from his amateur days that was up on Youtube? That was a nice video.
El Puma
12-01-2008, 06:41 AM
Should I lift weightS?
[Only registered and activated users can see links] DEFINITELY needs to go in the final draft.:rofl
El Puma
12-01-2008, 06:44 AM
Q: What is [insert fave boxer's name] training program?

A: STFU NOOB!!!
RDJ
12-01-2008, 07:29 AM
We'll do our FAQ ESB style :yep
RDJ
12-03-2008, 08:22 PM
Q. It doesn't matter how much I eat, I don't gain weight. Is this wrong?
A. No in fact it's awesome. Being able to defy the laws of physics will get you very far in boxing.
SweetScience
12-04-2008, 09:08 AM
Q: When can I spar?
A: When the time is right bitch
Vantage_West
12-04-2008, 10:25 AM
Q: are biceps useless?
A: yep......come on man of course they are useful get the fuck out

Q: how do i cut muscle?
A: with a knife...and if that dont work use a dietry program

Q: can you watch my sparring video?
A: AHAHAHAHAHAHA look at him flail.
El Puma
12-04-2008, 10:46 AM
Q:Will masturbating hurt my training?

A: Shut the fuck up.


Q: yo i gotz mad staminina wenz i wrestlz but...

A:Please die. Now would be good.

Q: Will.....

A: look motherfucker, read the stickies or use the search button BEFORE you start ANOTHER repetitive thread.


I would like to suggest a link to [Only registered and activated users can see links] in sticky form to help our esteemed members in terms of motivation and training that carries over to boxing. Thank you.
Ajfourty7
12-16-2008, 05:11 PM
Q. How do I stop a guy that just flurrys during sparring.
A. Straight shots
murphyx500
12-16-2008, 06:16 PM
Q: What weight training program will increase by punch power (saw this question on a body building forum)
A: (the answer I gave him) Punching a punchbag with a proper technique

He thought I was joking.
aj415
12-17-2008, 04:50 AM
This thread stinks, someone trash it:piss
Melbourneborn
12-17-2008, 07:12 AM
Q. How do I fight a southpaw/taller/busy fighter?
A. SEARCH! Answered at least once a week.
gatto
12-18-2008, 10:38 AM
q. how much roadwork should I be doing a week?
a. none, stay fat so i can knock ur ass out
gatto
12-18-2008, 10:39 AM
and do something about that 'is this a good wieght for me?" question....like ban anyone who asks