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colinthfc
03-07-2009, 08:44 AM
Frank ******: 'Care At Fat Duck Was Lame'


2:19am UK, Saturday March 07, 2009
Boxing promoter Frank ****** has laid in to Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck restaurant after becoming one of four hundred diners who fell ill.



[Only registered and activated users can see links] Hundreds more face medical checks after the health investigation was widened


****** said he was "very disappointed" with his treatment after becoming sick following his visit.
Initial estimates suggested up to 40 people were struck down after eating at the three-star Michelin restaurant ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) in Bray, Berkshire.
But the figure has now leapt to 400 possible cases, said investigators from the Health Protection Agency (HPA).
The TV chef ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) last week decided to close the famous restaurant ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) after diners suffered vomiting and diarrhoea, and was hoping to reopen just days later.

[Only registered and activated users can see links] Heston Blumenthal


Tests by his own food consultants ruled out food poisoning, indicating it was likely to be a gastro virus.
However, environmental health officers and the HPA have begun further tests on the restaurant, famed for dishes like snail porridge and sardine on toast ice cream.
And now the restaurant faces the prospect of being closed for weeks.
Boxing promoter ****** added to Blumenthal's woes by criticising the restaurant's response to the outbreak.
"Everything was fabulous about the evening - the food, the setting, the service, it was unbelievably good but unfortunately, afterwards, all of us were ill," he said.

[Only registered and activated users can see links] Frank ******: Care lacks punch


******, who had dined at the restaurant as a guest, along with television sports presenter Jim Rosenthal, said he heard very little from Blumenthal's team following the outbreak.
He said: "Since then we have not heard anything from the restaurant at all.
"I am very disappointed and I know that the people I went with are very disappointed with the feedback."
Dr Graham Bickler, the HPA's regional director, said: "This is a very complex outbreak..

[Only registered and activated users can see links] Restaurant's snail porridge

Claypole
03-07-2009, 09:01 AM
So Heston was happy to poison 400 diners just to get to Frank ******? He must have been pretty determined....

mike464
03-07-2009, 09:31 AM
Result

Kid Lucky
03-07-2009, 10:08 AM
I might now have something to say to the wife next time she wants to watch some daft programme about some blokes cooking food in a slightly different way or with a slightly different accent or saying cunt occassionally.

Blumenthal KO 1 Rosenthal - sounds like some NYC fight from the 30s.

Poor old Frank. I suspect that he'd still have time to watch whole fights from his recent blow-out promotions between dashes to the carsi.

GazOC
03-07-2009, 10:13 AM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"

fg2227
03-07-2009, 11:06 AM
Come on lads, who poisioned frank? lol

toffeejack
03-07-2009, 11:13 AM
LMAO at snail porridge. Who in their right mind would eat that?

Decebal
03-07-2009, 11:27 AM
Result

:lol:

colinthfc
03-07-2009, 11:38 AM
Will Frank Sue?
Is the Pope catholic?
I hope the Chef is insured

headhunter
03-07-2009, 11:51 AM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"


:rofl

GPater11093
03-07-2009, 11:56 AM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"

just away to say he did a better job then Terry Marsh

but thats funnier:rofl:rofl:lol:

Decebal
03-07-2009, 12:13 PM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"
:lol::rofl:lol::rofl:lol:

dwilson
03-07-2009, 12:15 PM
Now ****** knows how I felt while watching his heavyweight boxing on ITV no long ago.

box-now
03-07-2009, 12:48 PM
Glad to here it!.

SouthpawSlayer
03-07-2009, 12:56 PM
sure go on frank you might as well blame the irish

ishy
03-07-2009, 01:26 PM
Result

:lol:

"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"

:rofl:rofl:rofl

1stcontact
03-07-2009, 02:49 PM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"
:rofl:lol::rofl:lol:

We have a winner for Post of the Year :deal:thumbsup:good:yep

9Ball
03-07-2009, 03:28 PM
LMAO at snail porridge. Who in their right mind would eat that?

SouthpawSlayer would, he was born in Paris apparently! :yep

davidjay
03-08-2009, 12:09 PM
Has anyone managed to read that story without laughing yet?

dondada
03-08-2009, 01:04 PM
If I worked in the kitchens I'd be praying he'd order something like oxtail stew so I could take a big steaming dump in it. :good

TommyV
03-08-2009, 01:10 PM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"

:lol:

fatcity
03-09-2009, 09:49 AM
Like I feel bad for Frankie.NOT!

surreal deal
03-09-2009, 12:35 PM
So Heston was happy to poison 400 diners just to get to Frank ******? He must have been pretty determined....
You have to break a few eggs to poison a fishface;
The guy should be knighted.

DarkDestroyer83
03-09-2009, 02:58 PM
"Head Chef Terry Marsh was unavailable for comment......"
:rofl

GPater11093
03-09-2009, 03:47 PM
is heston a boxing fan

i would be intrested to know because it would be a hell of coincidence

dont worry Frank, Khan will be taking the bed next to you soon