The 'Marcus & Katsidis' love express [Archive]

ashley

08-22-2007, 05:59 AM

Marcus and Katsidis sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G, first comes a loss, then comes retirement, then Marcus shakes his ass for tips to pay the rent.

Have u been drinking barge?

We can get away with loads of things on this site and we can use the drinking thing as a good reason for things we regret after.

I know because I like the odd drink and the lip that follows after about the 10th beer.

So i figure you are drinking or you are comming out of your shell.

pecks

08-22-2007, 06:00 AM

hold on.... others make a thread about me and you all join in. i make a thread about Marcus and you all have a cry. why is marcus so good?My "Barge is a whining cock sucker express" thread got deleted. I didn't come back on after a few days after I made it.
Did anyone else post on it? :p

Sai

08-22-2007, 07:01 AM

I had a cheer up barge you miserable cunt express thread. Great minds and whatnot!

pecks

08-22-2007, 07:05 AM

I had a cheer up barge you miserable cunt express thread. Great minds and whatnot!You are also a passenger on the mighty red and green Rabbitohs express, are you not? :good

Dr Gonzo

08-22-2007, 07:17 AM

You are also a passenger on the mighty red and green Rabbitohs express, are you not? :good

this is the best express - the benji express

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Barge FTA

08-22-2007, 07:20 AM

Have u been drinking barge?

We can get away with loads of things on this site and we can use the drinking thing as a good reason for things we regret after.

I know because I like the odd drink and the lip that follows after about the 10th beer.

So i figure you are drinking or you are comming out of your shell.

no ashley, not drunk mate. just reminding everyone that Marcus gets hard thinknig about the Kat man. he gives it to me, so i'm just getting mine back.

ashley

08-22-2007, 07:22 AM

no ashley, not drunk mate. just reminding everyone that Marcus gets hard thinknig about the Kat man. he gives it to me, so i'm just getting mine back.

k.....good luck to ya :good

pecks

08-22-2007, 07:26 AM

this is the best express - the benji express

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The Benji express will be derailed at around 3:07pm this Sunday. :yep
Too many big hard cunts running his way, and his fairy floss like shoulder will not stand a chance. :deal

Souths by 8 :thumbsup

Sai

08-22-2007, 07:34 AM

You are also a passenger on the mighty red and green Rabbitohs express, are you not? :good

Yeah apparently so.

I used to live in Leichhardt, and there was this pub right at the bottom of Norton St that had a banner up saying Benji Marshall went there for his birthday. They had it up for at least fucking 18 months though.

pecks

08-22-2007, 07:40 AM

Yeah apparently so.

I used to live in Leichhardt, and there was this pub right at the bottom of Norton St that had a banner up saying Benji Marshall went there for his birthday. They had it up for at least fucking 18 months though.None of this 'apparently' talk mate, that kinda talk should see you following the Roosters.

Pride of the league V Pride of the Merge. :happy

I can't wait till this Sunday. I guess you're not going to the game then, Sai?

Dr Gonzo

08-22-2007, 08:07 AM

None of this 'apparently' talk mate, that kinda talk should see you following the Roosters.

Pride of the league V Pride of the Merge. :happy

I can't wait till this Sunday. I guess you're not going to the game then, Sai?

cant wait to see ur face when Farah makes 15 lines breaks :D

pecks

08-22-2007, 08:22 AM

cant wait to see ur face when Farah makes 15 lines breaks :DFarrah will fall apart as well as Benji. His hip has seen more drugs than a Woodstock concert.

Widders just escaped suspension. :happy

Dr Gonzo

08-22-2007, 08:24 AM

Farrah will fall apart as well as Benji. His hip has seen more drugs than a Woodstock concert.

Widders just escaped suspension. :happy

now russell can tell him how much he loves him

pecks

08-22-2007, 08:58 AM

now russell can tell him how much he loves himIt's not just Russell who has love for the big D Wid ya know. :yep

Marcus

08-22-2007, 06:34 PM

Marcus and Katsidis sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G, first comes a loss, then comes retirement, then Marcus shakes his ass for tips to pay the rent.

Barge we dont get along, im cool with that.

Kat isnt even in my top five fighters (after his next fight he probaly will be), but i do defend him everytime you make a dumb comment about his future, like this whole thread here.

You must be fuckin young to quote the old kissing in a tree saying, so just grow up mate and stop being a baby

Marcus

08-22-2007, 06:44 PM

this is the best express - the benji express

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you go for tigers mate :fire

Dam they were lucky to get over the sharks!!!

Sharks have lost so many close games this year

:| :| :| :| :| :| :|

MSTR

08-22-2007, 07:42 PM

Barge you had the potential to be funny, but reciting a crappy ryhme pretty much killed it. Photoshop would have been great.... Maybe next time.

Marcus

08-22-2007, 07:47 PM

Barge you had the potential to be funny, but reciting a crappy ryhme pretty much killed it. Photoshop would have been great.... Maybe next time.

MSTR

Where is your avatar of your new fav fighter ....... Israel Ellllllllll Magnificooo Vazquez

Sai

08-22-2007, 08:08 PM

Yeah i thought youd lost a bet or something?

Barge FTA

08-22-2007, 08:09 PM

Marcus

08-22-2007, 08:27 PM

some of the crap that others come up with is just as bad as this thread. I am being targeted because for some reason, Marcus is untouchable! if we are not allowed to make fun of marcus, well i think i'll stop posting on ESB. Cya.

MSTR always hangs it on me mate. I dont care if people give me shit because i live in Tassie, i dont mind at all, its all in fun. Hang shit on me mate, i dont care or run away and prove to me your a little bitch :hi:

MSTR

08-22-2007, 08:43 PM

Yeah i thought youd lost a bet or something?
I didn't lose, I let him win one because i felt sorry for him. I don't lose. Don't make me tell you the Kimbo joke again. But yeah, he gave me an avatar, and I ran it before it got pulled down like that night by Scar for being obscene. But as I have told Marcus about 8 times now, I need to use a non work pc to put it up which will be on the weekend. SO FUCK OFF YOU IMPATIENT CUNT..... marcus that is not you Sai.

MSTR

08-22-2007, 08:48 PM

some of the crap that others come up with is just as bad as this thread. I am being targeted because for some reason, Marcus is untouchable! if we are not allowed to make fun of marcus, well i think i'll stop posting on ESB. Cya.
Yeah mate you must have missed the 1000 posts of mine or so that have been just dedicated name slinging. Between Mundine Nuthuggers, People in the general forum and Marcus. Its hardly like he or anyone else is untouchable. Your joke was just shit thats all. Sorry to break it to you. Better luck next time. No one is targeting you, but if you have the balls to slag popular fighters then obviously your going to cop some shit. I'm actually suprised to see you having a sulk about it, its usually like water of a ducks back.

Marcus

08-22-2007, 08:52 PM

I didn't lose, I let him win one because i felt sorry for him. I don't lose. Don't make me tell you the Kimbo joke again. But yeah, he gave me an avatar, and I ran it before it got pulled down like that night by Scar for being obscene. But as I have told Marcus about 8 times now, I need to use a non work pc to put it up which will be on the weekend. SO FUCK OFF YOU IMPATIENT CUNT..... marcus that is not you Sai.

You always save the "cunt" word for me :(

MSTR

08-22-2007, 08:55 PM

You always save the "cunt" word for me :(
hahaha... feels good to be special doesn't it!

Dr Gonzo

08-22-2007, 09:00 PM

stiflers mum

08-22-2007, 11:22 PM

Marcus and Katsidis sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G, first comes a loss, then comes retirement, then Marcus shakes his ass for tips to pay the rent.
mate this is a boxing forum.you wanna talk homo talk go to a water polo forum barge.:lol:

Barge FTA

12-11-2007, 10:49 PM

How has the Kat man been going Marcus? are you two allowed any "boom boom" before fight night?

Marcus

12-11-2007, 11:01 PM

How has the Kat man been going Marcus? are you two allowed any "boom boom" before fight night?

God you are lame, look Barge, get over it, or ill own you like never before. :deal

And you should get over your hate for Katsidis.

Dr Gonzo

12-12-2007, 12:25 AM

Marcus how come you had to ream my mum so hard last night? I went in to give her a go this morning and she was all stretched out :|. Now she complains that my two inches dont ever touch the sides

its going to be ok man - admitting that your depressed is the first stage back to recovery :yep

Marcus

12-12-2007, 12:36 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BargeFTA is a fuckin joke!!!! I like Eelsrule better than this tosser.

ozziebattler

12-12-2007, 01:06 AM

this is the best express - the benji express

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I scene that benji is booked in for a shoulder op sayyyyyyy around round 8-12...

And the tigers have all booked their end of season trips for 2days after the conclusion of round 26..

Up the panthers...............

MSTR

12-12-2007, 01:19 AM

How has the Kat man been going Marcus? are you two allowed any "boom boom" before fight night?

Nah, poor Marcus sends me PM's all week before Kat's fights telling me of how sexually frustrated he is. After the fight though its a different story :). In victory its the congratulatory blowjob. In the event of defeat its a compulsary bum growl on his dirty sweaty arsehole. Marcus told me his dream is that Katsidis gets announced the winner, only to have the decision reversed due to a miscount on the scorecards only five minutes after the fight. For an experienced campaigner like Marcus, only 2 of those minutes are needed to get a taste of the champion. Once the decision is reversed its time for dessert. Round Tassie its known simply as a Cookies and Cream.

Barge FTA

12-12-2007, 06:45 PM

I hear there might be trouble in paradise.

When the Kat man was in Vegas for his last fight, he saw Marcus going into Oscar Larios' changing room. later, he could hear Oscar shouting "El Magnifico El Magnifico"!

Marcus

12-12-2007, 07:13 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

You can go fuck yourself with a steak knife MSTR. Iv never heard of half that dirty shit you fuckin ass-bandit!!!!

You bargeFTA, i feel a banning is coming on for you!!

And MSTR, you just sidded with BargeFTA, did you read what he said to Huricn? :-(

MSTRs crotch is fly blown from not cleaning Barges shit off him. :barf

MSTR

12-12-2007, 08:38 PM

Marcus

12-12-2007, 08:56 PM

hahahah just getting you back for saying you would break a chair over my head ya lousy pirck.

:good

man if u win the biggest nuthugger award!! ill be laughing all fucking year!!!

Dr Gonzo

12-12-2007, 09:12 PM

MSTR=Biggest Nuthugger for his Cotto man love :rofl

MSTR

12-12-2007, 09:46 PM

MSTR=Biggest Nuthugger for his Cotto man love :rofl

At least the guy I follow is a half decent fighter. You nut hug Calvin Brock the hopeless c*nt. I reckon you know that you're a loser when your worshipping one. You couldn't make the cut to be a cotto nut hugger, you f*cking drop kick hahaha.

Kegsy

12-12-2007, 09:54 PM

At least the guy I follow is a half decent fighter. You nut hug Calvin Brock the hopeless c*nt. I reckon you know that you're a loser when your worshipping one. You couldn't make the cut to be a cotto nut hugger, you f*cking drop kick hahaha.1 thing i agree on MSTR, is that Calvin Brock is fukn hopeless.:yep:deal

Dr Gonzo

12-12-2007, 10:17 PM

At least the guy I follow is a half decent fighter. You nut hug Calvin Brock the hopeless c*nt. I reckon you know that you're a loser when your worshipping one. You couldn't make the cut to be a cotto nut hugger, you f*cking drop kick hahaha.

:lol: i love giving you the shits - its gives me hours of entertainment :good

hows the awards going mate? looks like a fucken big job hey :yikes

Marcus

12-12-2007, 10:29 PM

At least the guy I follow is a half decent fighter. You nut hug Calvin Brock the hopeless c*nt. I reckon you know that you're a loser when your worshipping one. You couldn't make the cut to be a cotto nut hugger, you f*cking drop kick hahaha.

Dont start him, he will get no work done,all he will do is rant on about cotto all fuckin arvo.

Brock is good, but if he tries it on with Chris Arreloa............he will get murdered.

teke

12-12-2007, 10:33 PM

Dr Gonzo

12-12-2007, 10:43 PM

Sperm banker is a Brock Nuthugger?? :lol::lol::lol:

:yep

MSTR

12-13-2007, 12:04 AM

remember we all have an interest in boxing. thats why we are here. its only natural that someone finds a certain boxers style, etc, more appealing, in the pugilistic sence. people are individuals, and have different tastes. some like pure boxers, some like punchers, etc. defending a fighter against slander does not make one a "nuthugger"!

Words of a nuthugger my friend. The difference between myself and the rest is that I can be objective about the incredible and unmatched ability of Miguel Cotto, whilst the rest of you are simply unrealistic in your primitive analysations.

MSTR

12-13-2007, 12:06 AM

Sperm banker is a Brock Nuthugger?? :lol::lol::lol:

Poor c*nt lucked out big time hey hahaha. I would be changing my username right about now if I were you. Just admit your stupidity and move forwards :)

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 12:08 AM

Poor c*nt lucked out big time hey hahaha. I would be changing my username right about now if I were you. Just admit your stupidity and move forwards :)

quiet you :twisted::lol:

MSTR

12-13-2007, 12:09 AM

:lol: i love giving you the shits - its gives me hours of entertainment :good

hows the awards going mate? looks like a fucken big job hey :yikes

Apparently Teke has taken it over thank f*ck. BTW mate, don't even kid yourself for a second that you could ridicule me. You'd have more luck challenging prime Roy in a fight. Its ludicrous that you mortals even attempt to step into my realm.

MSTR

12-13-2007, 12:11 AM

1 thing i agree on MSTR, is that Calvin Brock is fukn hopeless.:yep:deal

Amen hahaha.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 12:14 AM

Apparently Teke has taken it over thank f*ck. BTW mate, don't even kid yourself for a second that you could ridicule me. You'd have more luck challenging prime Roy in a fight. Its ludicrous that you mortals even attempt to step into my realm.

:rofl you dont wanna get into a war of insults with me - its a war you can never win :good

mortals? :rofl

PBF KO1 Cotto

:dance

MSTR

12-13-2007, 12:35 AM

:rofl you dont wanna get into a war of insults with me - its a war you can never win :good

mortals? :rofl

PBF KO1 Cotto

:dance

The only reason I can never win is because your are too badly retarded to feel insulted by anything. Mortals? It was a generalisation mate, your more of a sewer dweller to be honest, or some form of subterranian life form inferior in every facet of life. And to prove my point, look no further then this brilliant prediction.... Need i say more?

Marcus

12-13-2007, 12:38 AM

MSTR is a MSTR nuthugger :think

MSTR

12-13-2007, 01:02 AM

MSTR is a MSTR nuthugger :think

hahaha. Fair call.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 06:44 PM

The only reason I can never win is because your are too badly retarded to feel insulted by anything. Mortals? It was a generalisation mate, your more of a sewer dweller to be honest, or some form of subterranian life form inferior in every facet of life. And to prove my point, look no further then this brilliant prediction.... Need i say more?

:rofl:rofl:rofl an argument on this board just wouldnt be the same unless someone is accused of being retarded :lol: gotta love it

Doctors thought Cotto had testicular cancer until they realised that the tumour was you swinging on his ball bag like George of the Jungle

Marcus

12-13-2007, 06:53 PM

:rofl:rofl:rofl an argument on this board just wouldnt be the same unless someone is accused of being retarded :lol: gotta love it

Doctors thought Cotto had testicular cancer until they realised that the tumour was you swinging on his ball bag like George of the Jungle

You guys are fuckin funny!!!

But im not happy with the thread title :(

Barge FTA

12-13-2007, 06:58 PM

Can we stick to the thread topic please?

Marcus

12-13-2007, 07:07 PM

hold on.... others make a thread about me and you all join in. i make a thread about Marcus and you all have a cry. why is marcus so good?

:happy :happy :happy :happy :happy

You said it mate!!!

Sometimes i ask myself why am i so good? Natural gift from god himself or just plain lucky.

Either way im ten times better than you :deal

Barge FTA

12-13-2007, 07:50 PM

It must be hard to type with one hand on the Kat mans cock.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 07:55 PM

It must be hard to type with one hand on the Kat mans cock.

even harder for you with each of your hands on small boys cocks :hi:

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:17 PM

i think he means that by hugging your own nuts, you are a 'wanker' mstr.

and like you yourself said....... "fair call" .

LEt me break it down for you fuck face. I laughed at his joke, said it was a fair call. Wanking is pulling your dick. Nuthugging if taken literally (which only a total fuckwit like you would do anyway) would be holding your own nuts. That isn't wanking or being a wanker you fucking idiot. Punch yourself in the face a couple times you fudge packer. You're so dumb it hurts my head just reading your stupidity sometimes.

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:23 PM

:rofl:rofl:rofl an argument on this board just wouldnt be the same unless someone is accused of being retarded :lol: gotta love it

Doctors thought Cotto had testicular cancer until they realised that the tumour was you swinging on his ball bag like George of the Jungle

How many times do I have to tell you that YOUR NOT A F*CKING DOCTOR YET!!! Conducting prostate exams with your tongue for all your friends does NOT make you any sort of medical practitioner.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 10:31 PM

How many times do I have to tell you that YOUR NOT A F*CKING DOCTOR YET!!! Conducting prostate exams with your tongue for all your friends does NOT make you any sort of medical practitioner.

what excuse have you got then? your tongue is firmly wrapped around cotto's lower intestine and your not even a med student :tong

Marcus

12-13-2007, 10:31 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I want in on this argument :lol:

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:41 PM

what excuse have you got then? your tongue is firmly wrapped around cotto's lower intestine and your not even a med student :tong

Mate if your going to acuse me of being a bumgrowler at least I can say I am monogamous. You just lick every dirty arsehole that comes along, under the pretense of furthering your medical career. When it comes to growling bums, you are proudly engaging in bigamy. And to make matters worse, your entire medical career is a farce anyway, as it is merely an outlet for your sexually deviant behaviour. Your sole intention is to cop a feel of some poor little boys bum as you stick the needle in. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, your nothing but a dirty rock spider, preying on innocent children and bringing shame to your profession.

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:47 PM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

I want in on this argument :lol:

If you feel like looking stupid in the eyes of others, how about you take a short walk to your local supermarket, stand on top of the checkouts, pull your pants down and beat yourself with a large stick. Save us all the trouble. Unlike you MY TIME IS VALUABLE!!!

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 10:48 PM

Mate if your going to acuse me of being a bumgrowler at least I can say I am monogamous. You just lick every dirty arsehole that comes along, under the pretense of furthering your medical career. When it comes to growling bums, you are proudly engaging in bigamy. And to make matters worse, your entire medical career is a farce anyway, as it is merely an outlet for your sexually deviant behaviour. Your sole intention is to cop a feel of some poor little boys bum as you stick the needle in. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself, your nothing but a dirty rock spider, preying on innocent children and bringing shame to your profession.

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

you would cop a taste of every Puetro Rican anus from here to CHicago if you had the chance. Every person with even a slightly spanish sounding surname would be fair game for your sadistic arse rapings because they remind you of Miguel. You should be banned from going anywhere Madison Square Garden; last time Cotto fought there you were seen rumagging around the sewer tank waiting to find a piece of his shit to keep in your pocket as a souvenier. You have scarred many a gay hooker by squating on his knob and screaming "oh Miguel, fuck me like you did to Zab"

:lol::lol::lol: even im disgusted after that tyraid

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 10:50 PM

If you feel like looking stupid in the eyes of others, how about you take a short walk to your local supermarket, stand on top of the checkouts, pull your pants down and beat yourself with a large stick. Save us all the trouble. Unlike you MY TIME IS VALUABLE!!!

your time is about as valuable as a homeless cunts toe nail - get back to milking camels with your arse

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:52 PM

MSTR
Man
Soliciting
Transsexuals
Regularly

You dead set have the mentality of an 8 year old. Do you really believe that making childish acronyms is going to offend me, or provide any sort of reason behind your previous idiocy?

MSTR

12-13-2007, 10:56 PM

i hope all this gay talk doesnt de-sensitise all you blokes. at least i know im impregnable.....if youll pardon the pun...

Well your nothing like your mother then. She takes it in every orifice and then some. She does alright for an ugly b*tch though, i guess you could say she is a real over achiever.

Marcus

12-13-2007, 10:56 PM

I dont understand :huh one thread Uppercut and MSTR are stroking each others ego, the next they are calling each other dick suckers and nut lickers.

I see their fist date ending in rape :yep

Confused faggots i guess.

Marcus

12-13-2007, 11:05 PM

blokes dont need to rape mstr.

MSTR walks around backwards meowing like a cat.

And when he gets fucked, he purrs ..

CoootooooCoootooooCoootoooo

MSTR

12-13-2007, 11:09 PM

im surprised at how upset mstr is. sheeze. bet he fights on emotion not brains also. i thought it was a bit of fun...go figure!

Who said I was upset you goose? Marcus , Banker and I are constantly slinging insults in the lounge. No better way to waste a friday then exposing people of lessor intelligence.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 11:09 PM

im surprised at how upset mstr is. sheeze. bet he fights on emotion not brains also. i thought it was a bit of fun...go figure!

it is just a laugh - its just how he rolls :good

he was last seen walking backwards with his cock out trawling for poofters

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 11:11 PM

Who said I was upset you goose? Marcus , Banker and I are constantly slinging insults in the lounge. No better way to waste a friday then exposing people of lessor intelligence.

the definition of irony: the fact that MSTR spells "lesser" as lessor :rofl

Marcus

12-13-2007, 11:15 PM

the definition of irony: the fact that MSTR spells "lesser" as lessor :rofl

Good one Banker, your goin to have to catch him on spelling,in Tassie we were taught " lessa "

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 11:17 PM

Good one Banker, your goin to have to catch him on spelling,in Tassie we were taught " lessa "

:rofl

"lessa iz betta" :lol:

MSTR

12-13-2007, 11:23 PM

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 11:25 PM

The fact that you need all three of you combined to defeat me only further inflates my already sizable ego. Fuck i'm great. I fully understand why I am the target of your scorn, i can't imagine what it must feel like to be so inadequate in comparison to someone so brilliant.

your ego and the great wall of china are the only two fucken things visible from space :lol:

what happens if your ego doesnt get stroked? will it shrink? :rofl

Marcus

12-13-2007, 11:27 PM

We all wanna be the Guru!!!

MSTR

12-13-2007, 11:27 PM

your ego and the great wall of china are the only two fucken things visible from space :lol:

what happens if your ego doesnt get stroked? will it shrink? :rofl

Its not a penis you idiot. Get your mind out of the gutter you filthy fag.

MSTR

12-13-2007, 11:32 PM

We all wanna be the Guru!!!

You guys are the Guru's.... Of loving the c*ck. You guys are like an encyclopedia on c*ck, between the 3 of you, you've taken every kind, from every angle, in every hole, from every sort of creature. You guys are simply insatiable in your thirst for the d*ck. Banker = Oral Specialist. Marcus = Beastiality Professor, and Uppercut although well versed in all areas is the Gangbang Guru. The more d*cks the merrier.

Dr Gonzo

12-13-2007, 11:33 PM

Its not a penis you idiot. Get your mind out of the gutter you filthy fag.

fuck off - your the peanut butter trail rider. Turning tricks at Brunswick Street Station asking innocent adolescent male public transport patrons if they would like to experience the "MSTR Surprise".

Marcus

12-13-2007, 11:34 PM

You guys are the Guru's.... Of loving the c*ck. You guys are like an encyclopedia on c*ck, between the 3 of you, you've taken every kind, from every angle, in every hole, from every sort of creature. You guys are simply insatiable in your thirst for the d*ck. Banker = Oral Specialist. Marcus = Beastiality Professor, and Uppercut although well versed in all areas is the Gangbang Guru. The more d*cks the merrier.

Oh thats fuckin rich coming from you mate :twisted:

Look, this fuckin thread should be closed!!! People will start callin me a Katsidis hugger.

Fuckin Barge :fire

MSTR

12-13-2007, 11:54 PM

fuck off - your the peanut butter trail rider. Turning tricks at Brunswick Street Station asking innocent adolescent male public transport patrons if they would like to experience the "MSTR Surprise".

Like your better? You give blowjobs to aids patients because they're the only people desperate enough to let your ugly little gob wrap itself around their member. Then you ride home naked through Kings Cross on a bike with no seat, wearing a sign that says "R A P E me, i'd love it".

Dekkers

12-14-2007, 01:49 AM

Nice thread :lol:

Dekkers

12-14-2007, 01:49 AM

even harder for you with each of your hands on small boys cocks :hi:

Didn't Barge guest star in that joke where the priest swerves to avoid a child and falls out of bed?

teke

12-14-2007, 09:30 AM

the only people ive noticed as literate as mstr are paedophiles.......usually judges or prosecutors.
Malevolent
Sneaky
Treacherous
ROCKSPIDER

nah. thats too nasty. i must get round to editing this........:lol::lol:

Barge FTA

01-23-2008, 09:38 PM

How's the Kat mans training going Marcus? can he bench press you yet?

Dr Gonzo

01-23-2008, 09:44 PM

your back from your cock sucking mission in San Francisco already?

Marcus

01-23-2008, 09:47 PM

How's the Kat mans training going Marcus? can he bench press you yet?

Yes mate, most men can bench 70kg, im sure you cant.

Barge Faggot Transmitting Aids!!!!

Barge FTA

03-05-2008, 12:02 AM

your back from your cock sucking mission in San Francisco already?

I'm back from San Fran. Your dad says hi.

Marcus

03-05-2008, 12:20 AM

I'm back from San Fran. Your dad says hi.

Barge, do you want to be hated?

You say nothing about boxing anymore, why?

Kegsy even laughs at you stupid comments about me.

So its not like everyone is putting shit on you, just your homo fag friends, when they are dumping on your chest.

Kegsy > :fire :fire watch it bro :bbb

Kegsy

03-05-2008, 12:41 AM

Barge, do you want to be hated?

You say nothing about boxing anymore, why?

Kegsy even laughs at you stupid comments about me.

So its not like everyone is putting shit on you, just your homo fag friends, when they are dumping on your chest.

Kegsy > :fire :fire watch it bro :bbb

:lol:
No need to get violent Marcus.

Canvas

03-06-2008, 05:18 PM

This marcus dude is insane

Barge FTA

03-10-2008, 07:48 AM

hah, well said Canvas.

Dr Gonzo

03-10-2008, 05:38 PM

^^^

having conversations with yourself is the first sign of insanity

Canvas=Barge=Homo

Barge FTA

03-10-2008, 09:18 PM

^^^

having conversations with yourself is the first sign of insanity

Canvas=Barge=Homo

you know, other people dislike Marcus just as much as me. Don't call Canvas me just because they call Marcus names. dickhead.

Dr Gonzo

03-10-2008, 09:33 PM

is your name Barge because you float around in brown water and are often covered by seamen?

MSTR

03-10-2008, 10:33 PM

is your name Barge because you float around in brown water and are often covered by seamen?

hahaha. Gold.

Barge FTA

03-30-2008, 10:37 PM

I'm sorry Marcus, i know how much you must be hurting right now. surely, it is time that you admit i was right. Kat just wasn't the man you thought he was.... sorry.

ozziebattler

03-30-2008, 10:40 PM

I'm sorry Marcus, i know how much you must be hurting right now. surely, it is time that you admit i was right. Kat just wasn't the man you thought he was.... sorry.

I still think he lived up to most of our expectations.

True warrior who will always go out on his sword.