The best Tyson quotes of all time

[He Hate Me]

tyson is an entertainer the likes of which we will not see in boxing for a very long time to come

[McGrain]

Why didn't you put up, "i'll fuck you till you love me, faggot"?

[FlatNose]

My favorite Tyson quote: "I just may fade off into Bolivian"

[LogDog69]

I voted for "I'm gonna eat his children," but "I broke my back" is vastly underrated :yep

[Jazzo]

One of the more interesting ones was "I'll eat your ass [out?] on the line bitch".

[Marnoff]

I do like where he talks about how he's from the same cloth as Jack Dempsey and Sonny Liston. I thought that was pretty cool. I voted for the broken back quote here, though. Then when he talks about Robinson and Armstrong on the end is cool.

[DamonD]

I do have a soft spot for "...(long pause)...SPINAL!"

[freesix88]

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
:D

[Smazz20]

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
:D


That's the one I was thinking of. Fucking excellent:rofl

[lefthook31]

I would say the interview before the Lewis fight where he said to the interviewer he wished some of them had children so he could kick them in their nuts or stomp on their testicles, so they could feel his pain. He then went on to say he liked to fornicate more than others and cant a guy just get a blowjob? Poor Tyson what a horrible life hes lived.. Idiot:-(

[McGrain]

"He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse."
Awesome


:lol:

[pryorgatti]

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them, so you shouldn't talk anymore, unless you wanna ... you know!"

[Unchained]

What a classy guy.

[KO byBRIGGS]

Tyson will always be the idiotic entertainer. I dont even think he knew what he was saying. Gotta love him I think if he had been abotu 10 IQ points higher he would have been a way better fighter/human being.

[mrbassie]

"...theth fellath, how dare they challenge me with their thomewhat primitive thkillth?" Is my fave

[El Bombasto]

"My defense is impregnable" & "I'm going to eat his children" were part of his all time best interview.

[El Bombasto]

Classic Tyson:

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[pijo]

One thats always stuck with me is i aim to push the nose bone into the brain, evil twat but funny.

[josak]

Funniest.interview.ever.

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[nezy37]

My favorite Tyson quote: "I just may fade off into Bolivian"

:good :lol: :lol:

[He Hate Me]

lol forgot about that one, it was during the lewis press conference

[He Hate Me]

You got to love it, I am laughing my ass off right now. Thanks for the feedback.

[brooklyn1550]

My favorite is "I broke my back"

And when he says "spinal"

[jonesjrp4p1]

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its awesome how he walks away at the end

[Napoleon]

My favorite is "I'll fuck you till you love me faggot."

[emanuel_augustus]

In a word..."Spinal"

[He Hate Me]

Speechless.

[emanuel_augustus]

His best interview was after the Savarese ko though. You guys think that was scripted or ad libbed? My favorite post-fight speech of all-time, despite the fact I think Tyson is scum.

[Alo2006]

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
:D


Classic :yep

[MacManJr.]

I do have a soft spot for "...(long pause)...SPINAL!":rofl :rofl :rofl

[emanuel_augustus]

here's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

He says "I'm from their cloth?" I never could make that out. Phew, I thought he was talking about some ancient kingdom or something (Nanclaw?) that I wasn't familiar with.

I feel better now.

[buddynabuick]

"...theth fellath, how dare they challenge me with their thomewhat primitive thkillth?" Is my fave


I could see tweety bird when i read this:rofl they are all funny

[buddynabuick]

[quote=Kid Gorgeous]Classic Tyson:

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:roflThat clip should be required viewing in school. i saw that one and i was like:yikes i didn't know if i was hearing correctly

[tays001]

Tyson is an ignorant fuck that makes himself look worse every time he opens his mouth. The fact that he is so loved shows serious problems with society.

shut up boy tyson would make you cry for the deputy:hey

[nezy37]

this thread is hillarious I cant stop laughing

[sues2nd]

NONE OF THESE!!!!

His best one was the quote about finding the guys children and stomping their testicles so they can feel the pain he feels everyday!

(not sure how the quote goes exactly...and Im too lazy to google it...but thats the gyst...absolute HILARITY!!!)

[Raggamuffin]

Talking to Ruddock he said" i'll make you kiss me with those big lips"

[Cachibatches]

A little known one from when he was getting an honorary doctorate:

I don't know what kind of doctor this makes me, but looking at all these fine young ladies out here in the audience, I'm thinkng of being a gynocologist."

Class.

[buddynabuick]

A little known one from when he was getting an honorary doctorate:

I don't know what kind of doctor this makes me, but looking at all these fine young ladies out here in the audience, I'm thinkng of being a gynocologist."

Class.


:rofl

[DamonD]

NONE OF THESE!!!!

His best one was the quote about finding the guys children and stomping their testicles so they can feel the pain he feels everyday!

(not sure how the quote goes exactly...and Im too lazy to google it...but thats the gyst...absolute HILARITY!!!)
“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”


While "SPINAL!!" (or more accurately "THPINAL!!") is a favourite, and the long "Alexander" rant is quite possibly his best promo ever, I like these two as textbook examples of Tyson-talk :

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"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."
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It starts off so sad, then suddenly it's violent, then finished off with the visual image as a kind of literal punch-line. The pattern repeats here :

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I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
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Again, it starts off kinda wistful, like he sees a kindred spirit in the gorilla or something, like an "innocent infant". Then here comes the violence again, along with the visual image of Tyson left-hooking a gorilla in the mouth. Finished off with the classic unintentional deadpan humour of a reply to this ridiculous request - "He declined."

Seriously, I think you could take a university course about Tyson's promos...

[ironchamp]

"You gave her a lapdance"

"Yes its what I do.....I try to be different"

[InHumanForm]

i like these personally:

"Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."

"I like doing other things. I like getting high and hanging out with my kids. I like drinking. I have so many demons."

"I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and letting you suck my dick. 'Cause if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me as a scumbag."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

i could go on and on but there are too many. For those of you with time to kill:

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[InHumanForm]

thats an awesome 1 , as well, as i'll f*** till you love me fagg*t

"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" [After being told by a spectator that he should be put in a straight-jacket]

[jimmie]

I like "im going to fuck you until you love me"

[InHumanForm]

had to put this gem in there:

"I've realized, at this stage in my life, there's nothing wrong with backing down. You can set a good example that you don't have to throw blows or be belligerent to get your point across. You can disarm (people) with words. I probably have a 20,000-word vocabulary. I'll match my wits with anyone on literature, science and the arts."

[scurlaruntings]

"I was gonna rip his heart out. I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, the most ruthless champion there has ever been. No one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No! He's no Alexander! I'm Alexander! I'm the best ever. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey. There's never been anyone like me. I'm from their cloth. There is no one who can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want his heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
:DThat was by far the best. Im gona get a t shirt with that printed on it.:happy

[scurlaruntings]

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage"

This one by far may be the best! Tyson is not stupid by a mile his a well versed an edcuated man and he knew how to put on a show thats for dam sure.

[theHawtness]

tyson is a genius. those quotes show a high degree of a creativity.

he's such a class act.:lol:

[theHawtness]

tyson is my hero.

[Axe]

My favourite isn't really a classic at all, Mike kind of just thumps his chest and spits out "Thith the ultimate!!!"

The ultimate...what? :rofl

[rvk2007]

Reporter: "Do you think there's a chance that you'll lose to Buster Douglas?" Tyson: "Perhaps if I chop off my arms."

[box03]

"bend over so i could fuck you in ass in front of everybody" classic tyson i miss him

[MrSmall]

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[He Hate Me]

Those two can never be in the same room ever again.

[Unlimited]

Man this is LUDACRIS

[freesix88]

My favourite isn't really a classic at all, Mike kind of just thumps his chest and spits out "Thith the ultimate!!!"

The ultimate...what? :rofl
Tyson is so funny :happy

[Guru_Too_You]

''I could fill Madison Square Garden masterbating''

And we have a winner.

[Thread Stealer]

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

[Guru_Too_You]

“My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

Muahahahahah.

[Hawks28]

LMAO @ this whole thread. I had one I was going to vote for coming in, but after reading them all, its a very difficult choice. There are just too many classic quotes to choose from.

[Hawks28]

9CUhYglZ4PY

that was jokes. He did a Jimmy Kimmel Christmas special that was pretty funny too. Here it is, Tyson and Kimmel singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland:

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[He Hate Me]

The video with bobby brown is an all time low for even tyson.

[DamonD]

''I could fill Madison Square Garden masterbating''
Then he's an unbelievably virile man.

[bandeedo]

My favorite Tyson quote: "I just may fade off into Bolivian"
lol, reminds me of tapia saying " let gygones be gygones"

[He Hate Me]

I love this post.

[Blacc Jesus]

'Come say it to my face! I'll fuck you in your ass in front of everybody!'