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ufoalf
03-23-2009, 06:25 PM
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To each his own I guess... literally.
BobDigi5060
03-23-2009, 06:48 PM
Seriously how are you supposed to benefit from drinking urine :barf
Dantes
03-23-2009, 06:51 PM
Who doesn't? If he was willing to commit and take it to the next level he'd eat his own shit too :deal
radab
03-23-2009, 07:24 PM
Please tell me he's taking the piss....
ShadowWorks
03-23-2009, 11:32 PM
Urine is packed with minerals, it can cure many illness.
Marcus
03-23-2009, 11:39 PM
Im going to drink some now!!!
Beebs
03-24-2009, 12:03 AM
That was the beggining of the end for Lume Cummi, the same guy telling him do to it was his "nutrionist" who believes humans can live on air and sunshine alone, nothing else.
Bad move for Lyoto.
ufoalf
03-24-2009, 12:18 AM
That was the beggining of the end for Lume Cummi, the same guy telling him do to it was his "nutrionist" who believes humans can live on air and sunshine alone, nothing else.
Bad move for Lyoto.
You kidding right? :rofl
jones1
03-24-2009, 12:31 AM
That is disgusting.
rusty nails
03-24-2009, 01:48 AM
if thats true lyoto just lost me as a fan.. i like how the guy fights but that is f**ing disgusting...
ShadowWorks
03-24-2009, 12:02 PM
I thought you guys were tuff? you sound like a bunch of yuppie school boys.
who fuckn cares? he is a great fighter and soon to be champ. i'd drink piss too if i though it would help get me to the top.
Sardu
03-24-2009, 01:56 PM
Does he take cream and sugar with it?
SouthpawSlayer
03-24-2009, 02:15 PM
ummm delicious
ufoalf
03-24-2009, 05:17 PM
Does he take cream and sugar with it?
He takes it yellow on the rocks.
radab
03-24-2009, 05:24 PM
Heard he had a lot of trouble getting the urine into the cup - the urine was just so elusive.
ufoalf
03-24-2009, 05:38 PM
If he was as flexible as BJ Penn he wouldn't need a cup in the first place.
MaliSlamusrex
03-24-2009, 06:15 PM
he's just trying to see how many people he can get to drink their own urine.
radab
03-24-2009, 06:35 PM
This thread has become a magnet for piss jokes
El Puma
03-24-2009, 06:35 PM
He takes it yellow on the rocks.:rofl
Don't know if anybody read it but, in his autobiography, Bill Romanowski considered doing the same thing since it was suggested to him by a "health guru":think
What's the big deal? I eat it in my cereal. I especially like when it makes my Cinnamon Toast Crunch all soft and delicious.
sugarngold
03-24-2009, 08:57 PM
Please tell me he's taking the piss....
:lol::lol::lol:
Somebody had to say it!
who fuckn cares? he is a great fighter and soon to be champ. i'd drink piss too if i though it would help get me to the top.
You might need a little more help then that.
Now whenever I see Machida I'll be thinking of him with a glass of fresh hot piss and downing it then whiping the foam off his mouth when he is finished :lol::lol::dead
WiDDoW_MaKeR
03-25-2009, 01:36 AM
It's working.
It's working.
Can you verify that it's the piss that is the reason for his success:huh
ufoalf
03-25-2009, 05:15 PM
Can you verify that it's the piss that is the reason for his success:huh
From what we've heard Widow is a great wrestler. I think it's a verification enough.
From what we've heard Widow is a great wrestler. I think it's a verification enough.
Yeah, i heard he wrestled with John smith among others...that's all the verification I need.:good
El Puma
03-25-2009, 05:23 PM
Yeah, i heard he wrestled with John smith among others...that's all the verification I need.:goodFuck yeah and uhm...it's the GREAT John Smith ;)
Drinking your own piss can kill you, something do with the chemicals trying leave your body. Other people's is fine though, so I hear.
ufoalf
03-25-2009, 09:19 PM
it may or may not be piss but it sure taste like it could be
Never tasted it but it's supposed to be nothing like urine.
So ur girl might have actually pissed in your mouth there, Lyoto.
ufoalf
03-25-2009, 10:09 PM
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A little bit of piss never killed nobody man.
I figure that once I saw you bragging about it.
bladeZtrike
03-26-2009, 01:46 AM
What's the big deal? I eat it in my cereal. I especially like when it makes my Cinnamon Toast Crunch all soft and delicious.
wtf...:fuckoff
SwollenGoat
03-26-2009, 11:00 AM
Urine is packed with minerals, it can cure many illness.Yes it is and no it cant.
Urine therapy is pseudoscience newage bullshit.
The 'minerals' in question are being excreted because they are unneeded......
IntentionalButt
03-26-2009, 03:43 PM
Machida just gets more and more awesome. :lol:
IntentionalButt
03-26-2009, 04:04 PM
Yes it is and no it cant.
Urine therapy is pseudoscience newage bullshit.
The 'minerals' in question are being excreted because they are unneeded......
Be that as it may, it certainly isn't harmful; why not let people enjoy their placebo effect in peace? Would you openly denounce Santa at a preschool too, you monster? :twisted:
gottagivafight
03-26-2009, 04:58 PM
fLEA FROM THE RED hOT CHILI PEPPERS SNORTS HIS!!
i think it is for breathing, after being on tour?
you can consume your own fluids i guess
and then even die, i hear...
this is usually indicated by ingesting feces,
altho it isn't always specific
it just is said to be eaten
i suppose you could eat another's feces and die
there is even a rare brain disease cannibals get from eating brains
but they had to be told this, as the brain eating makes them crazy
in fact, too crazy to figure it out
the professor has built a radio from a coconut and assorted debris
yet can't fix the boat to get off the island type confusion
with faba beans and wine
gottagivafight
03-26-2009, 05:02 PM
one time i found a report that these [censored] people like to crap in their own faces as a fetish.
it had pictures too
now, everybody has tried to see if they could self service
it looked alot like that...
only when this "person" had gotten all doubled up like that
it was "roll camera" and they put alot of hersey on their own face for their pleasure
and i suppose the pleasure of their friends too
also, pubic hair in this scene is taboo...
by the way this is not in brazil...=]
codeman99998
03-26-2009, 10:06 PM
Oh for fuck sake hereeeeee we go again, almost all ancient cultural's from Egypt, China, India, Africa and the Aztec consider drinking urine as a treatment or cure for a variety of health ailments, "new age" that's cute. Urea is antibacterial, antifungal, and has antiviral characteristics.
Ancient culture's customs do little to counter the argument that it is pseudoscience. I personally don't care enough to look it up.
I dunno, how about the next time one of us goes to a doctor we ask?
IntentionalButt
03-27-2009, 08:49 AM
Ancient culture's customs do little to counter the argument that it is pseudoscience. I personally don't care enough to look it up.
I dunno, how about the next time one of us goes to a doctor we ask?
Don't you mean "how about the next time one of us goes to the potty we verify for ourselves"? :deal
Beebs
03-27-2009, 08:53 AM
Oh for fuck sake hereeeeee we go again, almost all ancient cultural's from Egypt, China, India, Africa and the Aztec consider drinking urine as a treatment or cure for a variety of health ailments, "new age" that's cute. Urea is antibacterial, antifungal, and has antiviral characteristics.
They also prayed to trees, sacrificed humans to the gods, and even worse, were Colonized by the British.
Drinking your own urine is 100% psuedoscience BULLSHIT.
I can't imagine that drinking human waste would have too much benefit. I would think that you would have already benefitted from it before you pissed it out. Maybe if we ate healthier foods and not McDonalds there could be somekind of health benefit but I still think that is highly unlikely.
WiDDoW_MaKeR
03-27-2009, 03:13 PM
Can you verify that it's the piss that is the reason for his success:huh
Of course not. I also don't think that is his secret to success. However, if it helps him mentally to believe so, and it isn't harming him... so be it.
HomicideHenry
03-28-2009, 12:46 AM
Is no worse than Ray Robinson drinking a glass of blood every day while in training.
TKDfighterJoe
03-28-2009, 01:10 AM
Oh for fuck sake hereeeeee we go again, almost all ancient cultural's from Egypt, China, India, Africa and the Aztec consider drinking urine as a treatment or cure for a variety of health ailments, "new age" that's cute. Urea is antibacterial, antifungal, and has antiviral characteristics.It is... when applied to cuts, scrapes, etc...
people used to brush their teeth with it. It even helps develop callus. However it is full of amonia and other stuff your body doesn't want. It can be lethal if too much is consumed.
hydrogen peroxide is antibacterial too, But I'm not gonna drink a glass of it. Try milk if someone needs antibodies lol.
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