View Full Version : Lennox Lewis: The Luckiest man ever to have lived?
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 04:58 PM
He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.
Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.
Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?
Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.
Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a fag!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.
Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think
Discuss.
Brickhaus
08-23-2007, 05:14 PM
Lewis holds a win over Bowe :huh
Bowe ducked, but they certainly never fought each other in a pro bout.
Good thing Lewis never lost to journeyman level fighters :tired
Stewbear
08-23-2007, 05:16 PM
Lol well considering how McCall dropped him with a punch eyes closed,
and that the three leading american heavies ducked him for half a decade.
Lennox had it all against him his whole career! but in retrospect this just increases his standing.
Napoleon
08-23-2007, 05:17 PM
He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.
Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.
Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?
Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.
Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a fag!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.
Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think
Discuss.
You know I was just about to make the same exact thread.
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 05:27 PM
You know I was just about to make the same exact thread.
I'm not surprised.
Even if Lewis did not box, he would be worth Millions.
He would no doubt win the lottery at least 10 times in a row.
Stinky gloves
08-23-2007, 05:29 PM
Yet another thread which potentially will reach 100 pages in 2 weeks :good
GazOC
08-23-2007, 05:30 PM
:good
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 05:42 PM
Bowe ducked Lewis because Lewis knocked his ass out in the amateurs.
Lewis up his old tricks again :-(
Vanboxingfan
08-23-2007, 05:58 PM
Bowe ducked Lewis because Lewis knocked his ass out in the amateurs.
Well the jury's still out on that. Lefthand31's going to explain some mystical injury Bowe had, or why he undertrained for the fight, and Zak's going to say why a gold metal doesn't mean much. And of course someone else is going to say Lewis bribed the ref.
Cause we all know he had too much of a glass chin to have won and that Bowe didn't train properly for the fight.
ChrisPontius
08-23-2007, 05:59 PM
He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.
Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.
Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?
Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.
Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a fag!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.
Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think
Discuss.
How can he have been that lucky when he never started post fight interviews by thanking God, like Holyfield did after his ass got beat and the 3rd round KO didn't happen?
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 06:03 PM
How can he have been that lucky when he never started post fight interviews by thanking God, like Holyfield did after his ass got beat and the 3rd round KO didn't happen?
He certainly goes down in the record books as beating the Christian God, but Lewis ever plotting, got him when he was passed his Prime.
Let's be honest - what has Holyfield's God done lately? In his Prime he would have struck Lewis down in the 3rd with a thunderbolt!
Shamrock
08-23-2007, 06:06 PM
He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.
Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.
Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?
Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.
Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a fag!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.
Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think
Discuss.
Yup, he was clearly one lucky SOAB. He beat guys past their prime, got lucky with cuts, and only got flattened twice by c-rated suckers, was lucky to have dodged the rest and to have stayed out of the ring as long as possible while trying to force little washed-up fuckers to fight him thru the courts. No wonder the chump stayed outta my top-ten. :hi:
ChrisPontius
08-23-2007, 06:06 PM
He certainly goes down in the record books as beating the Christian God, but Lewis ever plotting, got him when he was passed his Prime.
Let's be honest - what has Holyfield's God done lately? In his Prime he would have stuck Lewis down in the 3rd with a thunderbolt!
I'd say he beat a pretty fresh version of the Christian God, i mean God did close that huge hole in Holyfield's heart only two years before that.
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 06:07 PM
you are a troll Jazzo
If you do not think that my post is sensible then at least try to see the funny side.
I wonder if I would have been branded a "Troll" if Klitschko was not mentioned :roll:
box03
08-23-2007, 06:09 PM
Lewis prime would lose to holyfield in his prime more and likely I think lewis chin would crack under some well timed holyfield hooks
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 06:10 PM
I'd say he beat a pretty fresh version of the Christian God, i mean God did close that huge hole in Holyfield's heart only two years before that.
:lol: True enough.
I wonder if the God's representative was that guy who cured Ted Haggard of his homosexuality :yep
ChrisPontius
08-23-2007, 06:13 PM
:lol: True enough.
I wonder if the God's representative was that guy who cured Ted Haggard of his homosexuality :yep
Another possibility is that someone of Lewis' entourage prayed for Lewis (without telling him), thus negating Holyfield's prayers.
Or would the prayers from the fans also count and cancel each other?
Life is a bitch...
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 06:55 PM
No wonder the chump stayed outta my top-ten. :hi:
Another stroke of good fortune for that lucky bastard Lewis.
His credibility would have been damaged a great deal if people of your ilk started to rate him highly :think
Shamrock
08-23-2007, 07:11 PM
Another stroke of good fortune for that lucky bastard Lewis.
His credibility would have been damaged a great deal if people of your ilk started to rate him highly :think
:smh LL&Jazzo :lol:
Jazzo
08-23-2007, 07:24 PM
I like your sarcasm.
But there is a lot of truth in it.
Apparently...
Drexl
08-23-2007, 07:59 PM
Good thing Lewis never lost to journeyman level fighters :tired
Yes it is, isn't it.
Rahman - Two time world title holder, two succesful defenses, 6 world title fights total
McCall - One time world title holder, one successful defense, 4 world title fights total and now in line for a 5th
....are either of those so much different than.....
Bowe - One time world title holder, two successful defenses, 4 world title fights total
lefthook31
08-23-2007, 08:08 PM
Yes it is, isn't it.
Rahman - Two time world title holder, two succesful defenses, 6 world title fights total
McCall - One time world title holder, one successful defense, 4 world title fights total and now in line for a 5th
....are either of those so much different than.....
Bowe - One time world title holder, two successful defenses, 4 world title fights total
Bowe is a two time world champion, but this is true. Lewis and his people strategically put him through two Olympics, sent Desiree Washington to Tysons hotel room, and sent Dominos Pizza to Riddick Bowes house just so they could make sure Lewis had an easy stroll down professional lane. They figured Holyfield at his age would be easy pickings anyway, so they left him alone.
barneyrub
08-23-2007, 08:21 PM
Bowe is a two time world champion, but this is true. Lewis and his people strategically put him through two Olympics, sent Desiree Washington to Tysons hotel room, and sent Dominos Pizza to Riddick Bowes house just so they could make sure Lewis had an easy stroll down professional lane. They figured Holyfield at his age would be easy pickings anyway, so they left him alone.Though do we really count the WBO title????? I suppose in keeping with this thread I should add the fact that Bowe claimed the WBO title which makes him reign supreme above Lewis who never won this glorious artefact, WBO over Gold medal anyday :good
lefthook31
08-23-2007, 08:30 PM
Though do we really count the WBO title????? I suppose in keeping with this thread I should add the fact that Bowe claimed the WBO title which makes him reign supreme above Lewis who never won this glorious artefact, WBO over Gold medal anyday :good
Yeah but he held the IBC:hey
I would say the WBO ranks third amongst the legitimate titles, and some guys like Moorer at LH, Calzahge, and Cotto represented the title very well thank you. Holyfield will be fighting for it, and will be considered a 5 time world champ if he wins it. Hide didnt turn out to be much, but at the time, he was a respectable fighter with all wins and a lot of KO's against adequate comp at the time of his defense against Bowe.
The Kurgan
08-23-2007, 08:34 PM
:smh LL&Jazzo :lol:
Lennox Lewis is not white. Are you suggesting that Lennox Lewis likes to lick Jazzo's ass? :huh
Vanboxingfan
08-23-2007, 08:37 PM
Holyfield will be fighting for it, and will be considered a 5 time world champ if he wins it.
We certainly see things differently, I'll say that much. To me a Holyfield win doesn't mean he's a world champ unless he beats Wlad, who is recognised as the best in the world. Then I'll call him a world champion, a win against Ibragimov would only make him a beltholder, in my eyes.
lefthook31
08-23-2007, 08:56 PM
We certainly see things differently, I'll say that much. To me a Holyfield win doesn't mean he's a world champ unless he beats Wlad, who is recognised as the best in the world. Then I'll call him a world champion, a win against Ibragimov would only make him a beltholder, in my eyes.
Let me ask you, are your initials K P?
LennoxGOAT
08-23-2007, 09:28 PM
He would have clearly lost to Bowe if he fought him at the "correct" time. Somehow, he still holds a victory over him.
Holyfield obviously would have wrecked him if not for the "Decline"/"Shot"/"Not Feeling Well" factors, but Lewis gets the better of him in the record books.
Lewis demolished Tyson even although many pro-boxers favoured Tyson before the match, but need I say more about Lewis' evil plotting in combination with sheer luck?
Lewis "beat" Klitschko by a complete and utter fluke, yet the record books conspire against Klitschko with the infamous "Lewis TKO 6" line.
Lewis, despite clearly being a flaming homosexual (I've never heard him threaten to eat a guy's ass or make love to him - what a fag!) lands a Jamaican Beauty Queen for a Wife.
Or perhaps he is just some sort of Criminal Master Mind/Lizard in Disguise? :think
Discuss.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Shamrock
08-23-2007, 09:38 PM
Lennox Lewis is not white. Are you suggesting that Lennox Lewis likes to lick Jazzo's ass? :huh
:yep other way round:hey jazzo's probly got a black ass as well, so they both be at home :oops: :smooch
Vanboxingfan
08-23-2007, 10:37 PM
Let me ask you, are your initials K P?
K P?
Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about.
but surely you're not going to claim Holyfield is the world's champ if he beats Ibragimov are you? When Wlad is still clearly the best in the division. A beltholder is just that, a beltholder. (Having said that, I personally hope Holy wins) :happy
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