What british fighter... do you think you could have..?

[Primadonna Kool]

Sometime's i find myself watching the TV, thinking i could have him..?

Jeff Thomas: do you think you could bingo Amir Khan..?

Of late people like James Degale, i think i could bingo.

[pijo]

I used to before I started boxing but now I realise they would brutalise me if they wanted to. When you spar lads who have had more bouts than you but not a great record you realise the talent people like DeGale, Khan etc must have.

[Primadonna Kool]

I used to before I started boxing but now I realise they would brutalise me if they wanted to. When you spar lads who have had more bouts than you but not a great record you realise the talent people like DeGale, Khan etc must have.

This could be a in a street fight, in a boxing ring..

Anything..

[bored]

Reckon I could have Ian Napa.

[FLINT ISLAND]

yeah it looks easy on the TV but if it was so easy everyone be up there doing it.............................I'd still reckon I could take a Prime Muhammed Ali though ;)

[ishy]

Reckon I could have Ian Napa.

He'd box ring round you (and me) :lol:

[D-MAC]

Prime Mike Tyson.....................baddest man on the planet..........tied to a chair and drugged off his tits.........................I'd beat seven shades of shit out of him.

[GPater11093]

i reckon i could beat afew of the ligghter journeyman you see

[pijo]

This could be a in a street fight, in a boxing ring..

Anything..No, I still reckon I'd get twatted.:lol:

[GPater11093]

Prime Mike Tyson.....................baddest man on the planet..........tied to a chair and drugged off his tits.........................I'd beat seven shades of shit out of him.

i'd still bet on tyson:hey

[1stcontact]

Never saw him fight but I reckon I could "Have" Eric Crumble:yep

Though anytime I watch Audley fight I get delusions of granduer an reckon I could take him... all 177lbs of me:patsch :lol:

[Primadonna Kool]

I have just watched Jeff Thomas's boxing video's thread....

And i think i could take him out..easy.

Only messin..

[D-MAC]

i'd still bet on tyson:hey

I was just talking myself up.

However, I think with a bit of extra training on my part it would be a 50-50 fight.

[GPater11093]

I was just talking myself up.

However, I think with a bit of extra training on my part it would be a 50-50 fight.

dont worry i would bet for Tyson against most people.

[Dan684]

I reckon I could just about do Ali.....NOW :-)

[rossd1506]

If i lost 20 pounds i reckon id ko big enzo in 4 rounds. Seriously though when you see run of the mill boxers train close up it really is frightening.

[bored]

He'd box ring round you (and me) :lol:
He'd be DQ'd. Everything would be a low blow.

[John18]

My brother was convinced he could take Naz if the fight was in his living room, boxing on knees (instead of standing).

He had no chance off course. Naz would never accept the offer to come to his house.

[El Cepillo]

My brother was convinced he could take Naz if the fight was in his living room, boxing on knees (instead of standing).

He had no chance off course. Naz would never accept the offer to come to his house.

Not sure Naz leaves his own house that much anymore.

[GPater11093]

Not sure Naz leaves his own house that much anymore.

maybe to go to a takeaway

[Gaz S]

Bob Fitzimmons. Easy.

[robpalmer135]

all of us but the pro fighters that post on here would get are ass kicked by 99% of pro and amateur boxers.

i would bet my house james degale would cause you serious damage PK!

[kosaros]

Gary Sheil - I would have a 50/50 chance against him I think

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I am about 9 inches taller and 70 pounds heavier :)

[David UK]

This thread belongs in the General Section with all the other daft ones.

Does anyone think they could beat a golf pro at golf? No, of course not, so why boxing?

[D-MAC]

My six foot two against Ady Lewis and his four foot ten.......:think..........I'd fancy my chances.

[FLINT ISLAND]

In the shed behind my back garden there was a guy who trained there

and he wa a former pro

apparantly he was no good and had a record something like 1 win and 10 losses or something

and his nickname was "canvas" from always getting knocked down

when I trained over there when I was younger I wacthed a body builder in his 20's come down the gym

"Canvas" want to spar him

the body builder looked the part - rippling muscles etc - but he werent a boxer

after a while this body builder finally sparred with "Canvas"

they sparred either one round or two round

and "Canvas" had him crippled over on the floor with body shots

they called the spar off and the guy had tears welled up in his eyes

I dont think I seen him come to train at the gym again

"Canvas" was a bit of a gym bully to novices who he got in the ring with

he couldnt hack it as a pro but still even a shit pro like him was good enough to beat up quite qucikly a fit muscalur young man who was not a boxer

[maka]

i can smell shit :yep

[FLINT ISLAND]

i can smell shit :yep


100% true

"Canvas" was a real pro fighter - who has worked for Frank ****** Sports Network in some capacity.

[maka]

i've heard of a few picasso's goin around (never off the canvas) lol

and guys gettin advertising on their soles of ther boots

but body builders gettin blasted out by weeners? :lol:

[FLINT ISLAND]

i've heard of a few picasso's goin around (never off the canvas) lol

and guys gettin advertising on their soles of ther boots

but body builders gettin blasted out by weeners? :lol:

what does that mean?

I hope you dont mean - small and skinny

Because "Canvas" was a heavyweight

when I make claims - they are real

Canvas is not just some random made up bloke

I know his real name - and he worked for Frank ******s Sport Network as a timekeeper for fights invovling Naseem Hamed, Joe Calzaghe and Enzo Maccarenelli.

[GazOC]

I reckon I could beat Noel Quarless at chess.

[FLINT ISLAND]

I reckon I can knock out prime Lennox Lewis -

knock him out on the PSP that is.

[SouthpawSlayer]

what a dumb thread

i have sparred pro's and i have been manhandled and toyed with, the best pro i sparred is 6-0 and i was absolutely played with

primaddonna you must take yourself for a hard man

[maka]

what a dumb thread

i have sparred pro's and i have been manhandled and toyed with, the best pro i sparred is 6-0 and i was absolutely played with

primaddonna you must take yourself for a hard man


oh my !!!!!

it's councillin you need brother, those bad men are in the past now :smoke :lol:

[achillesthegreat]

Amateurs with poor records will bash up everyone solely because they have experience. Unless you box and dependent on what degree, you will get sparked.

[turpinr]

I used to before I started boxing but now I realise they would brutalise me if they wanted to. When you spar lads who have had more bouts than you but not a great record you realise the talent people like DeGale, Khan etc must have.

:good:good:goodmy thoughts entirely.when your at the bottom looking up,you realise how good these lads are up there ,and you appreciate them more !!

[Betty Swollocks]

I know I look like Celine Dion but i'm actually much harder than I look, I got a good score on that arcade machine where you punch the red pad and even giving up 40lbs I could take egg-chin Maccarinelli definitely.

[D-MAC]

oh my !!!!!

it's councillin you need brother, those bad men are in the past now :smoke :lol:

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Fuckin Hell.

I just spat a mouthful of coffee over the keyboard.

[maka]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Fuckin Hell.

I just spat a mouthful of coffee over the keyboard.


:lol:........................:good

[Govanmauler]

I do the odd round at the gym my little brother is training at , now I am not completely without training myself , and even the kids in there can make me look like an idiot.

I did ONE round with the guy who runs the place ( who must be touching 50 ) and it was probably the most excrutiating 3 minutes of my life. Its the little punches on the inside and the pushing and shoving when you're trying to breathe that really got me , I've done a bit of Muay Thai and a fair amount of shotokan karate but its just not the same.

all that said, I'd spark the blackpool securtiy gaurd no problem, lol !

[GPater11093]

oh my !!!!!

it's councillin you need brother, those bad men are in the past now :smoke :lol:

:rofl:rofl

funniest quote in a long time

[box-now]

I am telling you guys a trained boxer even a crap one will fucking KO a joe average guy, most guys who box have been in a gym from they where about 5/6 year old, just knowing how to punch properly and where to hit someone is enough. Do boxers not get charged with using a weapon if they get done for assult.

[GPater11093]

i reckon i could take that gut Jeff Thomas

[dan-b]

None. Scurlaruntings would take John McDermott though and it's a fight I would like to see.

[widdy]

i bet ive sparred 100's and 100's of rounds with pro's and ams,some with losing records and some with winning.
i remembr sparring a 6.5 18 stone lad who thought he was shit hot,bust his nose and really ran rings round him(im 5.8,11.5 at the time).would i like to meet him on a back street,fuck you very much mate.
i sparred featherweights with losing records,kicked my bloody head in no problem,
altough that burnleyblue lad,used to play with him,pussy:rofl:rofl

[BURNLEYBLUE]

i bet ive sparred 100's and 100's of rounds with pro's and ams,some with losing records and some with winning.
i remembr sparring a 6.5 18 stone lad who thought he was shit hot,bust his nose and really ran rings round him(im 5.8,11.5 at the time).would i like to meet him on a back street,fuck you very much mate.
i sparred featherweights with losing records,kicked my bloody head in no problem,
altough that burnleyblue lad,used to play with him,pussy:rofl:rofl
:lol:your havin youself on pal
you've never seen 5.8:bbb

[widdy]

i had special made cuban heel boxing boots.
and i am well taller than ady lewis

[BURNLEYBLUE]

Would'nt mind a crack at that Mathew Hatton,but only cos he told me to fuck off in the mgm toilets.(good job he didnt catch me 10 beers earlier) But he's come on a fair bit since lee Beards had hold of him, he's got 11 yrs on me and i'm carrying extra timber.So i dont fancy it quite as much as i did.

[brown bomber]

My record whilst working on the doors was like Chavez pre-Randall.... Normal people generally can't fight especially when there pissed. 99% of street fights are over within 10-15 seconds. I gurantee if I hit almost anyone on the chin i'll KO them. Street fighting I found was about getting there first and beating people mentally. I could talk about this for hours but all i'll say is that if you are ever threatened by anyone and you know they are going to attack you... be first. If your first and your fast and accurate enough you win.

[brown bomber]

Would'nt mind a crack at that Mathew Hatton,but only cos he told me to fuck off in the mgm toilets.(good job he didnt catch me 10 beers earlier) But he's come on a fair bit since lee Beards had hold of him, he's got 11 yrs on me and i'm carrying extra timber.So i dont fancy it quite as much as i did.Lol what happened? I've met him a few times and he always seems a nice chap

[Primadonna Kool]

My record whilst working on the doors was like Chavez pre-Randall.... Normal people generally can't fight especially when there pissed. 99% of street fights are over within 10-15 seconds. I gurantee if I hit almost anyone on the chin i'll KO them. Street fighting I found was about getting there first and beating people mentally. I could talk about this for hours but all i'll say is that if you are ever threatened by anyone and you know they are going to attack you... be first. If your first and your fast and accurate enough you win.

How big was you, when you worked on the door's..? Weight wise..

Like i know it is not about size, just want to know.

[brown bomber]

9st 6lbs to about 12st 7lbs.... I wasn't suited to the doors at all in terms of doing the job in a non violent way.

[kosaros]

9st 6lbs to about 12st 7lbs.... I wasn't suited to the doors at all in terms of doing the job in a non violent way.

If only Earnie Shavers had your philosophy for working on the doors, although he would be racking up deaths instead of KO's.

[brown bomber]

If only Earnie Shavers had your philosophy for working on the doors, although he would be racking up deaths instead of KO's.You do kow he DID work the doors in Liverpool?

[Primadonna Kool]

9st 6lbs to about 12st 7lbs.... I wasn't suited to the doors at all in terms of doing the job in a non violent way.

I am doing my SIA, soon. Since i left Uni, i don't really want to go back to a normal job.

[Primadonna Kool]

Ernie Shavers wife is from the wirral or something, and she writes books. Ernie Shavers used to work on Yates in Liverpool, and was just a happy person. My brother said he shook his hands, and they where massive.

He stilled looked in good shape aswell.

[BURNLEYBLUE]

Lol what happened? I've met him a few times and he always seems a nice chap
he probablly is Jeff.Maybe he had me down as some pissed up nob head.:huh I'll admit i'd had a few,1st trip to Vegas,and it had been a long day n all that:yep
But when he came in the toilets at the mgm nightclub,studio 54, with his mates,with the manc swagger,and i try to offer my congratulations on a great performance,which i watched by the way.most of the hatton fans only go to see one fight and were in the bar. There's no need to tell me to fuck off with a little smirk to his mates. yeh nice one mate,class. not that it bothered me like:fire. If you see him again soon, tell him not to worry mate,as I'm mot one to hold grudges.:!:

[kieron]

I'd be willing to bet that if you were to take any pro or amateur at the same weight against a non-boxer it would be one way traffic. When I was in my prime - about 8-9 years ago I trained 4 nights a week and was really into it having been doing it for 6 years and as a light-heavy/cruiser at 6'4" I could outbox most of the guys in the gym who weren't pro's but as soon as I sparred against a 37 yr old former light-heavy pro wit a distnictly average record he tore me a new arsehole over 3 very long rounds. It's different gravy and even if you think you're Billy Big rocks in the weight room or on the footy pitch a pro boxer would work you over big time

[BURNLEYBLUE]

I'd be willing to bet that if you were to take any pro or amateur at the same weight against a non-boxer it would be one way traffic. When I was in my prime - about 8-9 years ago I trained 4 nights a week and was really into it having been doing it for 6 years and as a light-heavy/cruiser at 6'4" I could outbox most of the guys in the gym who weren't pro's but as soon as I sparred against a 37 yr old former light-heavy pro wit a distnictly average record he tore me a new arsehole over 3 very long rounds. It's different gravy and even if you think you're Billy Big rocks in the weight room or on the footy pitch a pro boxer would work you over big time
I'm pretty sure i'd hold my own:cool: