View Full Version : Tony Ayala vs. Lorena Bobbitt
laxpdx
06-23-2007, 10:46 AM
Lorena Bobbitt would be armed with a razor-sharp sword, mind you.
Duodenum
06-23-2007, 11:32 AM
It all comes down to whether or not Lorena's blade can cut through the nylon stockings Ayala would be trying to use against her.
Cobra33
06-23-2007, 12:08 PM
I think Ayala goes on the offensive early and almost knocksout Bobbitt.
But then Ayala passes out from his drug/liquor intake and Bobbitt launches her patented "cut it off while he's past out move" and comes back to knockout Ayala.
Duodenum
06-23-2007, 12:58 PM
Which brand does she endorse anyway? (My kitchen blades are getting kind of dull.)
Ramon Rojo
06-23-2007, 01:51 PM
Lorena by castration
dmille
06-23-2007, 09:18 PM
:cool: You folks are twisted....
Titan1
07-19-2007, 04:49 PM
Lorena by castration
:good El Torito wouldn't have a chance.:yep
Joe E
07-21-2007, 01:34 AM
bobbitt takes it on cuts.thanks.:nut
The Morlocks
01-22-2010, 11:03 AM
:good El Torito wouldn't have a chance.:yep
I'm sure that Ayala has handled more c##$%%&ks than Lorena has, inbetween being OBVIOUSLY the greatest fighter in this lifetime. :deal
mcvey
01-22-2010, 07:09 PM
:cool: You folks are twisted....
No, just immature.
The lounge beckons post's like this, imo.
anarci
01-22-2010, 07:25 PM
El Torito would lay that bitch out:bbb:bbb Then flip over and do her prison style and have another beer.:prison:beer:tdh
lefthook31
01-22-2010, 08:03 PM
Sick bastard would probably want to be cut while he raped her
vBulletin® v3.8.0, Copyright ©2000-2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.