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Kestrel
05-10-2009, 12:48 AM
Say, they offer anyone a chance to fight Fedor, if you beat him you get 1 million dollars, if you lose, you get the beating of your life. The fight won't be televised, it will be underground. Would you do it?
Nuke
05-10-2009, 01:02 AM
Sure would Fedor is not a dickhead and is a sportsman and would not dish out unneccessary punishment. So yea I jump at the opportunity to win a million, although I probably get ko'ed or subbed within a minute.
TheBradyHawkes
05-10-2009, 01:27 AM
So if I lose, I get the beating of my life, in addition to the beating of my life I just took from Fedor? The promise of multiple all team beatings and no hope of winning the million make the pot so much sweeter. :roll:
Kestrel
05-10-2009, 01:39 AM
So if I lose, I get the beating of my life, in addition to the beating of my life I just took from Fedor? The promise of multiple all team beatings and no hope of winning the million make the pot so much sweeter. :roll:

:lol: I see how you can misread it like that.. what I meant was the beating is from Fedor, not an additional beating. LOL
nikolai
05-10-2009, 02:08 AM
Sif there is any hope of beating fedor and getting that mill....
tri-pod
05-10-2009, 02:10 AM
if it is underground i'd kick him in the crotch and run.
Kestrel
05-10-2009, 02:19 AM
if it is underground i'd kick him in the crotch and run.

Fedor has balls of steel, your foot would be KOed.

Besides that would only pissed him off, just imagine what a piss off Fedor would do to you. LOL
ufoalf
05-10-2009, 04:03 AM
Yes, not even gona think twice about it.
phonk
05-10-2009, 05:38 AM
How much do i get when i beat him?
tri-pod
05-10-2009, 05:58 AM
Fedor has balls of steel, your foot would be KOed.

Besides that would only pissed him off, just imagine what a piss off Fedor would do to you. LOL

Its okay. I'd be running remember?

Plus it would be worth it to say you got to kick Fedor in the crotch. I don't care if I'd get the shit kicked out of me. I could die fulfilled.

Same with Mike Tyson.
québecwarrior
05-10-2009, 08:20 AM
I would fight Fedor for 0 $. It would be such an honnor to fight him. Like someone said , he is a gentleman, he would not play with me, he would finish this quick.
JN95
05-10-2009, 09:44 AM
i'd have him
HomicideHenry
05-10-2009, 10:09 AM
Can I use a magnum 45?
radab
05-10-2009, 01:35 PM
I'd rather fight him than Anderson. Fedor would sub you or KO with one blow. Quickly. Neatly. Painle.....

Anderson would grab you behind your neck and knee your nose behind your ear
TheBradyHawkes
05-10-2009, 01:44 PM
:lol: I see how you can misread it like that.. what I meant was the beating is from Fedor, not an additional beating. LOL

Ah, then the answer is still no. I'm 6'6, and between 260 to 270 lbs, depending on what I had for breakfast, and I wouldn't go within 50 feet of Fedor unless there was some guranteed money.
Spunik
05-10-2009, 02:27 PM
ummm no.....
BoxingWM
05-10-2009, 02:43 PM
Can I use a magnum 45?

Against Fedor you would perhaps have some chances... not against the elusive Machida though :)
Blue145
05-10-2009, 02:48 PM
I'd ask him before the fight if he can take a dive and i'd give him 500k for doing so. I think this has a good chance of happening.
Ubersteve
05-10-2009, 02:52 PM
Yeah, I have absolutely no chance of winning so no, obviously. It's like getting paid a million dollars to jump out of a plane at 10'000 feet without a parachute if you survive.
beecho1988
05-10-2009, 03:31 PM
Ill KO him in 10 seconds
radab
05-10-2009, 04:53 PM
Yeah, I have absolutely no chance of winning so no, obviously. It's like getting paid a million dollars to jump out of a plane at 10'000 feet without a parachute if you survive.



That Susan Boyle in your avatar mate?
Nuke
05-11-2009, 01:24 PM
Ill KO him in 10 seconds


Thats the funniest post yet.
MaliSlamusrex
05-11-2009, 03:36 PM
bring it on.
sugarngold
05-11-2009, 03:57 PM
For a million? Hell yes. As stated above - Fedor might beat the shit out of you or submit you - but he won't go out of his way to cause unnecessary harm to you.
thanosone
05-14-2009, 10:04 PM
No, because I can't win.
applez
05-14-2009, 10:30 PM
I would definitely..i'd probably fight dirty though as it'll be the only chance i get to win. I'll be like the fat asian guy in bloodsport.
elixirvtec
05-14-2009, 10:46 PM
i'd have a better chance at winning the lottery than beating fedor in a fight. Im a pretty small guy. 160lbs
BoxingFanBG
05-15-2009, 04:10 AM
Yes, but before the fight I'll call Fedor and offer him 900 000 to take a dive.
Kestrel
05-15-2009, 04:18 AM
Yes, but before the fight I'll call Fedor and offer him 900 000 to take a dive.

I should have made it clear, you guys would be fighting for the million, so if Fedor wins, he gets the million. He won't take 900,000 if he can get the 1 million easily. Losing would also ruin his reputation. Bribing won't work, so prepare to take a beating. :lol:
radab
05-15-2009, 06:06 AM
The question has nothing to do with a million - it's really about if you would be prepared to get KOd for the privelage of facing the greatest fighter in the world
Tuno
05-15-2009, 12:48 PM
Its okay. I'd be running remember?

Plus it would be worth it to say you got to kick Fedor in the crotch. I don't care if I'd get the shit kicked out of me. I could die fulfilled.

Same with Mike Tyson.

You would not be running after kicking Fedor in the crotch, like the other guy said, your foot would KO itself on his crotch. And you would die before you can enjoy the fulfillment, because the kick and death will happen simultaneously.


And heck no I would not fight Fedor for a million if I need to win to obtain it. Having less than 1% to win is a bad bet to me, that is equal to like 10G for my death :P
radab
05-15-2009, 01:40 PM
Fuck yeah i'd do it. Just to say i got my ass kicked by Fedor