View Full Version : does Ruiz crack you up?
Illmatic
09-06-2007, 01:41 AM
this guy is the most hilarious boxer ever. He was SO effective, and everyone hated him SO much, that I couldnt help but love the guy. He found a way to get to the top with limited ability and refused to go away. You NEVER knew how he was going to keep the title, but he did. He record as a titlist looked like:
Loss
Draw
NContest
Majority Decision
Disqualification
he kept his title through every means possible
kg0208
09-06-2007, 01:47 AM
this guy is the most hilarious boxer ever. He was SO effective, and everyone hated him SO much, that I couldnt help but love the guy. He found a way to get to the top with limited ability and refused to go away. You NEVER knew how he was going to keep the title, but he did. He record as a titlist looked like:
Loss
Draw
NContest
Majority Decision
Disqualification
he kept his title through every means possible
You know whats funny? People here are hypocrites and don't even know it.
They talk about how bad Ruiz was, but when Chagaev beat Valuev, they were all singing his praises. Ruiz by most accounts beat Valuev and Chagaev BARELY beat Ruiz. If Ruiz was so bad, then how good are the current champions? I mean one of them is about to fight Holyfield for godsakes....someone Ruiz actually beat to get a title.
Ruiz wasn't that bad. Just boring.
C Money
09-06-2007, 01:48 AM
this guy is the most hilarious boxer ever. He was SO effective, and everyone hated him SO much, that I couldnt help but love the guy. He found a way to get to the top with limited ability and refused to go away. You NEVER knew how he was going to keep the title, but he did. He record as a titlist looked like:
Loss
Draw
NContest
Majority Decision
Disqualification
he kept his title through every means possible
Goddamn Illmatic!! I love Nas and loved that album and since its in my face every time you post, I try to remember that.
Please, please, PLEASE!!!! Say you jest about Jane Louise!!!! I can sort of forgive you for being a Floyd fan(the man has skill, even if he hasnt tested it properly) but LOuise??? NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Fucking C;mon!!!! Either say you're joking, take the Nas album cover out you're avatar, or admit you're a joke.
Illmatic
09-06-2007, 01:54 AM
Goddamn Illmatic!! I love Nas and loved that album and since its in my face every time you post, I try to remember that.
Please, please, PLEASE!!!! Say you jest about Jane Louise!!!! I can sort of forgive you for being a Floyd fan(the man has skill, even if he hasnt tested it properly) but LOuise??? NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Fucking C;mon!!!! Either say you're joking, take the Nas album cover out you're avatar, or admit you're a joke.
Goddamn...I said that I think he was funny...u act like I said he was an all time great or something.
C Money
09-06-2007, 02:00 AM
Goddamn...I said that I think he was funny...u act like I said he was an all time great or something.
Look, i had a few brewski's on this night, so perhaps I'm slightly excitable:good
Yet?? I find nothing FUNNY about LOUISE and thats with or without the brewski's:nono
The man is one of the biggest farces in the sport!!! I'd love to see how "jawnnyyy Boy" would fare in MMA:lol: :lol:
Fuck LOUISE, STONHEAD, and anything associated with him.
My favorite LOUISE MEMORY is a personal friend and OLD TIMER who fought professionally giving me 3 to 1 odds on Ruiz vs Jones Jr.:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a beautiful evening!! The next best was watching his anguish as Toney re-affirmed everything I said all along!!! Though it only took Jones to wake my friends ass up and back to reality:yep :yep
Ruiz is the garbage of boxing ,and his reign, SYMBOLIC of everything that is wrong in the sport.:good
Ruiz is the garbage of boxing ,and his reign, SYMBOLIC of everything that is wrong in the sport.:good
Quoted for truth (though I'm a bit suspicious now, you sound exactly like Zakman here :D ).
:good
C Money
09-06-2007, 02:23 AM
Quoted for truth (though I'm a bit suspicious now, you sound exactly like Zakman here :D ).
:good
Zakman does his own thing!!! I do mine!!!!
I;'ve hated LOUISE since Tua and rooted for Jimmy Thunder in his attempt!! Imagine that!!!:lol: :lol:
That's indicative of some hatred:yep
Illmatic
09-06-2007, 02:24 AM
Look, i had a few brewski's on this night, so perhaps I'm slightly excitable:good
Yet?? I find nothing FUNNY about LOUISE and thats with or without the brewski's:nono
The man is one of the biggest farces in the sport!!! I'd love to see how "jawnnyyy Boy" would fare in MMA:lol: :lol:
Fuck LOUISE, STONHEAD, and anything associated with him.
My favorite LOUISE MEMORY is a personal friend and OLD TIMER who fought professionally giving me 3 to 1 odds on Ruiz vs Jones Jr.:lol: :lol: :lol:
That was a beautiful evening!! The next best was watching his anguish as Toney re-affirmed everything I said all along!!! Though it only took Jones to wake my friends ass up and back to reality:yep :yep
Ruiz is the garbage of boxing ,and his reign, SYMBOLIC of everything that is wrong in the sport.:good
that was very zakman-like of you
C Money
09-06-2007, 02:27 AM
that was very zakman-like of you
Jeez.... HEY ZAKMAN, YOU AND I AGREE ON LOUISE!!!!!
the question is do you really believe the BS, Illmatic??
Say yes??? I'm cementing you on Bitchtime's level!! Please, please, in the name of NAS and all thats Holy??? Dont do that to yourself:nono :nono
Illmatic
09-06-2007, 02:36 AM
Jeez.... HEY ZAKMAN, YOU AND I AGREE ON LOUISE!!!!!
the question is do you really believe the BS, Illmatic??
Say yes??? I'm cementing you on Bitchtime's level!! Please, please, in the name of NAS and all thats Holy??? Dont do that to yourself:nono :nono
believe what? that ruiz is funny? yes, hes funny, that was the point of the thread.
Drexl
09-06-2007, 08:16 AM
I love the way his very existance winds up Zakman so much.
No disrespect Zak, but it's funny. :lol:
China_hand_Joe
09-06-2007, 08:20 AM
John Ruiz is inpirational and a very smart boxer.
WhataRock
09-06-2007, 08:39 AM
John Ruiz is a pimp and will win next years Players Ball by a landslide. Don Juan wont have a chance.
markclow
09-06-2007, 08:51 AM
Beat Holyfield fair and square.
Max Molyneux
09-06-2007, 08:57 AM
People hate Ruiz that much that they believed Valuev really won that fight.
Illmatic
09-06-2007, 09:43 AM
People hate Ruiz that much that they believed Valuev really won that fight.
and that Golota shouldve won despite doing nothing for the last 8 rounds
Loufatski
09-06-2007, 10:15 AM
You know whats funny? People here are hypocrites and don't even know it.
They talk about how bad Ruiz was, but when Chagaev beat Valuev, they were all singing his praises. Ruiz by most accounts beat Valuev and Chagaev BARELY beat Ruiz. If Ruiz was so bad, then how good are the current champions? I mean one of them is about to fight Holyfield for godsakes....someone Ruiz actually beat to get a title.
Ruiz wasn't that bad. Just boring.
Boring is an understatement, and his style blows! And, he lost to Golota... people forget that.
lefthook31
09-06-2007, 11:53 AM
Ruiz is not as bad as lot of people think, its just his style is so bad to watch. And your right he made the best out of his limited ability.
To answer the question, I don't believe there's anything funny about hardworking people paying $45 to see a "Heavyweight World Championship Bout", and ending up seeing another Ruiz-hugfest. Very unfunny, imo.
Marquito_666
09-06-2007, 12:11 PM
Honestly, there´s nothing funny about Ruiz, besides the way he got KTFO by Tua, back in the day.
Since that fight Ruiz has been everything but funny or interesting to watch.
I can´t say I´m sorry his days in the lime light are over.
the_what
09-06-2007, 12:21 PM
His comeback against Golota.....Legendary. :yep
Fab2333
09-06-2007, 12:51 PM
John Ruiz is a pimp and will win next years Players Ball by a landslide. Don Juan wont have a chance.:rofl:rofl
yoshimura
09-06-2007, 01:02 PM
and that Golota shouldve won despite doing nothing for the last 8 rounds
Doing nothing? At least he threw more punches than he initiated clinches. Maybe if it was a wrestling match Ruiz should have won those rounds, otherwise, most were Golotas. Hell, Golota should have gotten extra points for not doing combos to that cheating bums nutsack or headbutting him once it became clear the ref is gonna take points away from Ruiz for hugging in one round, but no more points when Ruiz increased his hugging in later rounds.....
Ruiz is a cheater and a disgrace.
TheGoldenBoy#1
09-06-2007, 01:29 PM
hahaha. He did. I remember back in the day when he was winning, as you said by any means...other than actually winning I started a John Ruiz express....It derailed fairly quickly :sad2
jecxbox
09-06-2007, 01:32 PM
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I'm with you...whats not there to like about the quiet man the guy is fucking die hard!!!! LOL
Max Molyneux
09-06-2007, 01:35 PM
and that Golota shouldve won despite doing nothing for the last 8 rounds
Not seen that one.
Golota got KTFO against Brewster anyway.:D
Asterion
09-06-2007, 01:43 PM
Ruiz was funny, but not as funny as Hasim Rahman. :yep :yep
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