Donut62
09-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Seriously, for the love of God, as soon as the podcast is up you have to listen to it. I have never laughed so hard in my laugh. I was seriously in tears. Diaz was so faded. Some quotes:
"This is the year of smoking pot...what the fuck year is it...I train and smoke to much pot and don't pay attention to that bullshit."
"People think im a joke and I'll kick your fucking ass"
"As long as I live i will continue to whoop ass for the good of Man Kind"
"They shove meth amphetamines right down your children's throats"
"My Gym is pretty clean... we all smoke pot... we don't do drugs"
"What the fuck? Where's my fruit? I want my real fruit!"
"People won't smoke shitty weed but will eat shitty food"
"They're feeding it to your kids, feeding Red-40 to your children, giving them a chemical imbalance. You gave them too much fucking red Kool-Aid with red-40 in it and they're bouncing off the fucking walls"
"healthy food and healthy weed are good things and if you don't agree...FUCK YOU!"
"I just want a little shack that I can shoot rabbits out the front door with shotgun."
"If you aren't hanging out in your back yard fighting and smoking pot, you might not be a mixed martial artist. And if you are a mixed martial artist and you aren't doing that you're probably a big fucking pussy."
"I live in my parents house and smoke pot. I don't give a fuck."
I was seriously in tears at work trying not to burst out in hysterical laughter.
"This is the year of smoking pot...what the fuck year is it...I train and smoke to much pot and don't pay attention to that bullshit."
"People think im a joke and I'll kick your fucking ass"
"As long as I live i will continue to whoop ass for the good of Man Kind"
"They shove meth amphetamines right down your children's throats"
"My Gym is pretty clean... we all smoke pot... we don't do drugs"
"What the fuck? Where's my fruit? I want my real fruit!"
"People won't smoke shitty weed but will eat shitty food"
"They're feeding it to your kids, feeding Red-40 to your children, giving them a chemical imbalance. You gave them too much fucking red Kool-Aid with red-40 in it and they're bouncing off the fucking walls"
"healthy food and healthy weed are good things and if you don't agree...FUCK YOU!"
"I just want a little shack that I can shoot rabbits out the front door with shotgun."
"If you aren't hanging out in your back yard fighting and smoking pot, you might not be a mixed martial artist. And if you are a mixed martial artist and you aren't doing that you're probably a big fucking pussy."
"I live in my parents house and smoke pot. I don't give a fuck."
I was seriously in tears at work trying not to burst out in hysterical laughter.