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legendkiller
06-24-2007, 11:21 AM
Hey

Right let me start by saying I need to sort someone out. I'm not a horrid terrorist and I don't approve of street fighting to get the better of someone but it revolves around someone i'm very close to and I need to sort him out to succeed.

I'm only 15 years old, 5 foot 9 inches tall and 9 stone in weight. This other lad is 19 years old, 5 foot 11 inches and around 13 stone - he used to do martial arts too but has quit now.

I must do this, so please just try to support me here...this lad needs sorting out and everyone else seems to be afraid of him except me. Yes someone i'm extremely close to (same age as me) is involved, and I think it's wrong for this to carry on so i'm going to put a stop to it!

IMPORTANT! *I need to preferably have him in 1 PUNCH, a cheap shot, from behind. I have an EXTREMELY POWERFUL BACKHAND PUNCH, especialy when I wear MMA hand-protect (undergloves) gloves. When I do it on my punchbag I feel it would knock someone clean out,because I can hit him from behind smack on the cheek (best place to knock someone out).

So shall I go for it? i'm really sure i'd have him with just this 1 extremely powerful and quick backhand punch from behind to the cheek/chin. THANKS!

yung-gun1
06-24-2007, 11:37 AM
Don't be a pussy and sucker punch him. That'll only have it carry on further than needed. Confront him and if it so happens to become a fight than good-luck.

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 11:39 AM
This is the thing...he's a bit bigger than me. :P
I'm not scared and I might be able to have him, but I don't want to be beaten by him. I'd rather play it dirty and take a cheap shot to him. Thing is, if I get him from behind and knock him out/take him to the ground...I could run off and he wouldn't know it's me. :D

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 11:40 AM
My motto is:

"It's not how big your muscles are, it's how hard your head is."

younghypnotiq
06-24-2007, 11:42 AM
wtf are you talking about. all i got out of what you said was that you want to sucker punch your good freind.

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 11:44 AM
wtf are you talking about. all i got out of what you said was that you want to sucker punch your good freind.

Unless you're French then you're blind. Read it fgs...

younghypnotiq
06-24-2007, 11:53 AM
I did read it dumbass. why would you want to sucker punch your freind. besides why would u use a back hand just choke him or give him a haymaker to the back of the head

Bill1234
06-24-2007, 12:06 PM
Why would you back hand him from behind??? If your gonna hit him from behind, and you know he can take you, then why not hit him with something? Like a bat or pan, both will knock him out cold with 1 shot, and he won't know who did it.

Nwil
06-24-2007, 12:10 PM
originally posted by legendkiller
"It's not how big your muscles are, it's how hard your head is."

if that's true then why do you need to sucker punch him? It doesn't matter if he's bigger than you or if he used to do martial arts. If you do it now and are in shape, you should win. And if you feel that strongly, atleast do it from the front.

0.5sj719
06-24-2007, 12:11 PM
Confront him and take him down to the ground. If you cant fight on the ground your fooked but if you can get him on the ground then pound and choke him, use your knees and elbows.

RockOn33
06-24-2007, 12:26 PM
i smell.... pussy

buddynabuick
06-24-2007, 01:06 PM
When he comes-to, he will








GET YOU

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 01:27 PM
When he comes-to, he will








GET YOU
I'll get my dad on him. :happy

Nwil
06-24-2007, 01:42 PM
this is a gay ass thread. The two options you've proposed are both pussy. Fight the motherfucker straight up.

RockOn33
06-24-2007, 01:48 PM
I'll get my dad on him. :happy

i hope the kid kills u, literally, like he beats u to death, or maybe stabs u with something... just please die

Dennis
06-24-2007, 02:23 PM
Sneak up from behind and try to hit him flush on the elbow, that will put his lights out.

amy
06-24-2007, 02:38 PM
this forum has really started to suck

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 03:27 PM
i hope the kid kills u, literally, like he beats u to death, or maybe stabs u with something... just please die

You wouldnt dream of saying that to my face so I suggest you shut up mate...

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 03:28 PM
fuck man, I hope the guy beat the shit out of you really bad. Don't act like these pussy in gang
I don't do boxing but i'd reckon I could have you quickly mate.

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 03:59 PM
shut the fuck up you litlle shit trash, you are just a pussy who want to know how to knock an opponent by behind with one punch. You think you are gonna scare who here?
In English please you *****?

I'm scary enough (i've taught myself to look and act scary) which does scare people. Quite like the undertaker.

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 04:15 PM
i dont give a damn about not writing perfectly in english, but you can understand that you are a pussy who want to beat a guy by behind,
'nuff said biatch
You dont get it, he's bigger than me and older. No-one is brave enough to sort him out except me. I dont want him to know it's me, i'm playing mind games with him. <- Should of added that, but yeah it's all a part of my plan.

I mgiht have a gang of 16 after him in a few weeks though. (Y)

legendkiller
06-24-2007, 04:23 PM
bigger and older doesnt make him unstoppable anyway
I'm thin as a stick, but quite muscly and strong.
He's big and stronger though.

Vantage_West
06-24-2007, 05:14 PM
Why would you back hand him from behind??? If your gonna hit him from behind, and you know he can take you, then why not hit him with something? Like a bat or pan, both will knock him out cold with 1 shot, and he won't know who did it.:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
"thomas"!!!!

Vantage_West
06-24-2007, 05:17 PM
In English please you *****?

I'm scary enough (i've taught myself to look and act scary) which does scare people. Quite like the undertaker.

:patsch first a racist comment and then a WWF comment
and wait you taught yourself to be scary...:blood wtf man
dude just dont care about him and get to school and fuck him jesus man.

what do you think you will achieve if you do knock him out....you will get a rep for assult no country in the world would protect you for that.

Vantage_West
06-24-2007, 05:19 PM
Confront him and take him down to the ground. If you cant fight on the ground your fooked but if you can get him on the ground then pound and choke him, use your knees and elbows.oh come on man this aint mma

you can beat one man easily but the others around him would be on that ass like a convict

Ziggy936
06-24-2007, 05:56 PM
Your a pussy for not punching him straight in the fucking face. I agree with everyone else on here, if you can't beat up someone without cheap shotting them, then you don't need to be telling people on a worldwide boxing forum that you can do shit. What you need to do is be a man, grow some balls and throw it down with this friend of yours.

Just go up and punch him, thats it.

younghypnotiq
06-24-2007, 06:24 PM
lol.your trying to scare boxers? boxers along with MAers are some of the hardest people to scare.

SouthPaw_Swamer
06-24-2007, 07:33 PM
Oh man this is the funniest thread i've ever read! You know how everyone is saying don't be a pussy and hit him from the front, i suggest you listen to them. The only thing you'll achieve from a cheap ass shot is a rep of being a pussy, i mean who can't knock someone out with a shot from behind? My advice is hit him in the face, a knock out punch comes from a shot to the chin not the cheek anyway. Then you'll have a good rep and he's not gonna come after you because he'll know you can take him. Finaly i'm gonna quote someone here (2 points to the first person who tells me who): Somtimes in life we have to choose between what is RIGHT and what is EASY. Think about it.

BeGGeRs
06-25-2007, 05:53 AM
Your a little bitch...Why throw a fuckin backhand? who the fuck throws them?..Little faggot cunts like you. If you wanna make him scared put a balaclava on and knee cap the fucker then he wont know its you..

RDJ
06-25-2007, 07:37 AM
This forum is about the sport called boxing. Not about fagots hitting each other from behind. Get the fuck out of here.

Johnboy2007
06-25-2007, 08:35 AM
Lmao jesus mate sounds like just a saturday night out in my town. IM not a violent man but sometimes it has to be done . If you really cared about this friend whos involved and he really needed to be sorted out youd have done it by now and now instead of posted on a forum. You sound scared to me , (not necassarily a bad thing) but dont lie about it. Better to be scared but face him head on and even lose than to not be scared hit him from behind and win. It probably wont be the last fight ull be in either so get used to it theres a million arse holes who need sortin out lol. But for practicle tips crack him straight in the nose first which should blur his vision then go for the chin and dont let us till hes down on the floor. Bigest thing people do and i used to do if i got into fights was to punch once and see what happens but dont let up till hes on the floor and u know ur safe. Have fun lol:tong

legendkiller
06-25-2007, 11:41 AM
Alright sorry for suggesting my reason, but no need to act so fucking hard...I don't do boxing.

I confronted him today face to face and punched him a fair few times and then got him in a head lock before taking him to the ground and assaulting him there. He was dazzled for a fair few seconds after...I just walked off. :)

RDJ
06-25-2007, 11:55 AM
Alright sorry for suggesting my reason, but no need to act so fucking hard...I don't do boxing.

Then get the fuck out of the training section.

legendkiller
06-25-2007, 11:56 AM
Then get the fuck out of the training section.
I'd have you as quick as a flash of thunder my son. So shut the fuck up yeah kid? (Y)

Pugsley
06-25-2007, 12:10 PM
It sounds more like an assassination attempt than a man to man fight -so why even be nervous. If you were going to hit him from behind without him knowing it, why even bother using your fist? You're trying to use something with combative skill in a situation which doesnt require you to. Why waste your abilities when you can do it with a Bat or Lead pipe. Besides if you did that and KO'd him he wouldn't ever know who or what him in the first place. Even a ten year old girl swinging a hammer could do that. I dont understand the logic in your plan...

Johnboy2007
06-25-2007, 12:23 PM
Alright sorry for suggesting my reason, but no need to act so fucking hard...I don't do boxing.

I confronted him today face to face and punched him a fair few times and then got him in a head lock before taking him to the ground and assaulting him there. He was dazzled for a fair few seconds after...I just walked off. :)

Someone give the guy a medal!


I cant believe im posting about something i see happen every weekend when me and my mates go out lol youd think it was WW3

RDJ
06-25-2007, 12:35 PM
I'd have you as quick as a flash of thunder my son. So shut the fuck up yeah kid? (Y)

Yeah sure you would, tough guy. That's why you needed a cheap shot.

Johnboy2007
06-25-2007, 12:43 PM
Shut up kid? lol you said at the start ur 15 and i small 15 year old at that lol! Mate if i were you id stop posting , anything you say now will just make it worse lol To be fair tho you gave us a good laugh.:tong

Krippy
06-25-2007, 12:44 PM
I like how this guy calls you a kid when he's 15..

Reggie, take care of this fool.

younghypnotiq
06-25-2007, 12:47 PM
legendwheredo youlive?

RDJ
06-25-2007, 12:49 PM
Shut up kid? lol you said at the start ur 15 and i small 15 year old at that lol! Mate if i were you id stop posting , anything you say now will just make it worse lol To be fair tho you gave us a good laugh.:tong

A 15 year old weighing less than 60 kg just threathened to beat me up? :lol:

MrSmall
06-25-2007, 12:51 PM
he even put the MSN thumbs up symbol! Class.

iksrtfo
06-25-2007, 12:56 PM
You wouldnt dream of saying that to my face so I suggest you shut up mate...

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

You act like some-one would not say something you your face out of fear. You just posted that you were going to hit the guy from behind because you are SCARED of him. Don't start a thread admitting what a pussy you are then try to come off hard. It's embarrassing.

Now, we all train in some form of combat sport or another and I doubt anyone would be scared to say anything to you. After all, we hit our opponets while they are looking at us:deal

Krippy
06-25-2007, 01:18 PM
he even put the MSN thumbs up symbol! Class.

Sad that you were quick to recognize that..

No worries, I did the same. :yep

RDJ
06-25-2007, 01:18 PM
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

You act like some-one would not say something you your face out of fear. You just posted that you were going to hit the guy from behind because you are SCARED of him. Don't start a thread admitting what a pussy you are then try to come off hard. It's embarrassing.

Now, we all train in some form of combat sport or another and I doubt anyone would be scared to say anything to you. After all, we hit our opponets while they are looking at us:deal

Be careful man this kid is tough as nails.

iksrtfo
06-25-2007, 01:39 PM
Be careful man this kid is tough as nails.

Toe nails?

RockOn33
06-25-2007, 01:42 PM
You wouldnt dream of saying that to my face so I suggest you shut up mate...

ur right.. im sorry... ur not the pussy, i am... how could i have been so stupid? nothings cooler than a faggot that has to hit people from behind

RDJ
06-25-2007, 01:42 PM
Toe nails?

:lol: He's tough as toe nails (from someone with a severe calcium deficit, after a very long hot shower) :D

RockOn33
06-25-2007, 01:50 PM
can we jsut get him banned or something? along with the other guy who posted that joke of a sparring video, its just poisoning the forum IMO, although they are a good laugh

Nawfal
06-25-2007, 01:57 PM
hahahh this is an awesome thread

Ziggy936
06-25-2007, 04:09 PM
legendwheredo youlive?

when you find out tell me, he needs to learn some respect.

younghypnotiq
06-25-2007, 04:17 PM
^^^^^ yup

RockOn33
06-25-2007, 07:56 PM
when you find out tell me, he needs to learn some respect.

what are u gonna do? travel to find him? ... i doubt it

skipdog
06-25-2007, 09:24 PM
Either fight him like a man or shut the fuck up... Some chump hits me from behind he will someday pay for it, and big. We Sicilian Americans have long memories bro.

SouthPaw_Swamer
06-25-2007, 09:35 PM
Either fight him like a man or shut the fuck up... Some chump hits me from behind he will someday pay for it, and big. We Sicilian Americans have long memories bro.

If somone ever does attack you from behind, tell me i know a horse i don't like too much!

petey
09-28-2008, 05:25 AM
just walk up to him, confront him and hit him really hard in the face before he hits you! if you have a good punch you should win!!

just dont make it obvious your going to hit him when you walk up to him

fidds
09-28-2008, 05:42 AM
Petey i can see your new but this thread is over a year old bud :lol: :lol:

petey
09-28-2008, 05:48 AM
hahaha yeah i am new how funny

sitiyzal
09-28-2008, 12:08 PM
Funny thread. legendkiller is hilarious. I think he's added about 5 years to his real age.

JMonster
09-30-2008, 03:37 PM
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~PLEASE!!!!!!~~~~ have somebody record this and post it on here. u plan to sucker punch somebody w/ a back hand LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! r u gonna wear ur mma glove or w/e u were tlakn about too? c'mon man, u sound silly. LOL LOL

JMonster
09-30-2008, 03:44 PM
lol i just reread it and he actually came on here for moral support!!!! lol

karatekid530
09-30-2008, 04:57 PM
Why would you back hand him from behind??? If your gonna hit him from behind, and you know he can take you, then why not hit him with something? Like a bat or pan, both will knock him out cold with 1 shot, and he won't know who did it.

:patsch come on man a bat would kill him if he hit him in the back of the head. there's no KO there, that would be instant death.

karatekid530
09-30-2008, 04:59 PM
In English please you *****?

I'm scary enough (i've taught myself to look and act scary) which does scare people. Quite like the undertaker.

yea ok, ahhh scary noob everyone be nice or he'll kill us all. noob chokeslam KO 1

Primenal
09-30-2008, 05:55 PM
I don't believe you faced him man to man, and hit him, took him to the ground, etc. The kid is 19, experienced, and bigger than you. Your only 15, inexperienced, and smaller. If you did then more power to you.
One day your gonna look at things like this thread, and realize how dumb you were back then. I do mean NO OFFENSE when I say that...I'm 22 now (a very mature 22), and I look at things I did whenever I was your age, and older, and I'm like WOW! WTF was wrong with me?!
Don't let shit like WWE, and those tough guy attitudes influence you. If you seriously want to be BAD then start training to be bad!!! You'll come to learn that whenever you believe in yourself, and your ability you no longer feel the need to prove yourself, and fight. You have confidence, and if a problem arrises you simply tell somebody how it is, and 99% of people will respect you, and back down. The other 1% that disrespects you, and wants confrontation...Don't hesitate to physichally stop him, and wash your hands of it after. I tell you this to try to help you, and put you in the right direction in life. Finding a decent church wouldn't be such a bad thing for ya either (if you believe in it) as it personally gives *me* a purpose in life, made me a lot more humble, and I used to be greedy but now I'm very giving and helpful (just like I'm trying to help you).

There's this 17 year old that comes to a class that I goto that I talked to last night. Real misguided kid with not much hope. The only reason he took class with me is because there's a group of guys that constantly JUMPS HIM for basically no reason besides he's a panzy that won't fight back!!! He's been jumped 3 times, and WILL NOT fight back! They pretty much beat him one on one I take it, but the others are there to make sure the fight is in the favor, he said the police won't do anything, his family won't do much, etc. Sad, sad story. I told him though that you gotta be a man, and you can't let somebody hit on you. He said if he hits one the others will jump him, and I told him let them jump in! Standing there and letting one guy do with you as he pleases (til he's tired of beating you) is a lot worse than going down with a fight (no matter how many people there are). So, I taught him for about an hour yesterday how to fight, and told him over and over...When this guy confronts you before he gets to you I want you to tell yourself over and over "HIT HIM! HIT HIM! HIT HIM!" and next thing ya know your gonna hit him!...and then let loose of your emotions from there. Told him to not hurt the guy to bad since his friends will jump you if you do...Simply prove to them your a man, you aren't gonna take shit, and that you will fight if you have to. If the others want to jump on you "tell them there scared, and to fight you one at a time." So, guess I'll see what the boy does, but I got a feeling he's gonna surprise himself. I'd love to go with him, but the kids are underage, and I'd get in to some deep shit. So, I can't be with him, and can't do his fighting for him, but I can give him the mindset, and skills so he can defend himself.

BlackWater
09-30-2008, 06:05 PM
I doubt he still reads this thread

BIGTIMETIMMY
10-01-2008, 02:33 PM
thread poster is a gay tool

seechinsu
10-07-2008, 02:05 PM
god, i don't think i've ever enjoyed reading another thread more. My sides are still hurting from all the laughing. Great stuff i'ma post this on my aim profile.

Charles White
10-07-2008, 03:53 PM
Damn, I got to stop drinking milk when I got on this forum. The stuff comes out my nose when laughing. This "kid" is probably a 20 something year old dude that just thought it would be fun to annoy some tough guys because he can only get verbally abused. That being said, as a 17 year old who is gettin tired of these "young" pups that think they are tough, I wish to formally challenge this kid if and when he signs back on (Doubt he ever will). Legendkiller-anywhere, anytime friend.:smoke

xoum
10-08-2008, 07:23 AM
1 punch street ko ? one post self ko, more like.....mate grow up, you want to be a hard man and go smack a bigger guy ?? well dont go asking for people approval on the net, got hit him from behind and deal with the consequences ...
My advice to you is, if your too stupid to work it out by yourself, dont do it!

Thumpa50814
10-08-2008, 10:45 AM
Don't be a pussy and sucker punch him. That'll only have it carry on further than needed. Confront him and if it so happens to become a fight than good-luck.
correct 100 percent

nicofly
10-14-2008, 12:05 AM
Alright sorry for suggesting my reason, but no need to act so fucking hard...I don't do boxing.

I confronted him today face to face and punched him a fair few times and then got him in a head lock before taking him to the ground and assaulting him there. He was dazzled for a fair few seconds after...I just walked off. :)

Funny as fuck by the way. You do talk pish

nicofly
10-14-2008, 12:10 AM
:patsch come on man a bat would kill him if he hit him in the back of the head. there's no KO there, that would be instant death.

Not entirely true. I suppose it depends what bat he was hit with?? I was twated on the back of the head with a cricket bat when I was 14 and only needed a few stitches. Loads of claret mind.

Had a thumping headache and all for a couple of days!! :nut

Jerry
10-15-2008, 05:04 AM
You'll come to learn that whenever you believe in yourself, and your ability you no longer feel the need to prove yourself, and fight.

This is straight wisdom. I haven't reached this point yet so I still fight every chance I get, but I hope to one day be there.

xoum
10-15-2008, 06:59 AM
this post is just full of wank....

lion_heart
10-15-2008, 01:24 PM
i doubt youd be able to ko him with 1 puch at 9st in weight, especially when his 4 stones heavier and bigger, i think you should square up to him and get him flush on the chin withyour elbow and im talking about the boney part.

Ai9184
10-21-2008, 03:49 AM
wow this kid is a moron once he catches an assault and battery charge he wont be wanting to sucker punch anyone anymore

BRICKS
10-21-2008, 03:59 AM
lol. what happened to asking someone to step outside? and not for the intention of punching them as soon as they get out there. if u got a problem with someone which you feel should be deemed fight worth put ya fist up and see if they engage or step down. anyone pussy enough to sucker punch shouldnt be tryna fight in the first place.

Charles Wolff
10-22-2008, 12:58 AM
you know, things are different in the ring and outside ... maybe a jab with the gloves on wouldnt sting as much as it would with the gloves off. I'd say that if you throw a slow power punch he'll be able to se you and dodge or punch you back; a fast jab aiming right to the nose can end the fight if cold blooded (and if you have a proper jab)

xoum
10-22-2008, 05:50 AM
Stop Answering This Wank Fucking Post Please Someone Take It Out Of Here It Doesnt Belong To Training, Boxing Or Anything Its Just Pure Shiiiite!

Punisher33
10-23-2008, 09:28 PM
Interesting thread, If your going to sucker punch a guy, your better make it a good one. The best thing to do is confront the guy, tell him what you want, if mouths off, take a swing and try catching him with his mouth open, you at least stand a better chance of breaking his jaw or at the very least taking some teeth with you. I dont claim to be toughest, but I have been in my fair amount of street fights, and they never end well, win or lose.

I would really think twice before fighting this guy, unless he did something terrible to you or your family. In my last street fight in May of 07, I dominated the guy, I got the first punch in as always, he tried covering up, so most of my punches were either blocked or partially landing blows, so I ended up getting up against a car, and was able to pick him up enough to flip him over my leg, making sure I didnt hit the pavement with him, from there I stepped to the side of him and gave him a few more blows on the ground, and a final knee to the chest to end matters.

By the way, even though I won the fight easily, my right hand was so messed up a couldnt close it for weeks, I couldnt hit the heavybag for 3 months and couldnt life weights with that hand for 2 months as well. I woke up every morning with severe pain for a month, and to make matters even worse, I jammed my big toe so bad from kicking him, I couldnt walk right for month or so. He also threatened to take me to court through the internet, claiming he was going to sue me for time off of work and medical expenses, so I was terrified of that for months as well.

All the years I thought fighting mattered, and that it solved so much, this past fight changed my mind entirely. I was a fucking bully who had his ass handed to him once or twice, but still didnt learn my lesson until just last year. Fighting just isnt worth it, unless your pushed into a corner and have no choice, if you love fighting, go to a Boxing gym or join a MMA fight club.

elchivito
10-26-2008, 09:48 PM
lol i just reread it and he actually came on here for moral support!!!! lol:rofl :rofl :rofl