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Ya Boy NeXt
10-21-2009, 11:50 PM
"The guy...HAS...TITTIES. He ain't too happy with himself. Tell me, if you had titties, would you be happy with yourself?"

Rampage is COMEDY haha

"I couldn't fight no guy with titties, you the man. I wouldn't let no guy with titties beat me."

Knight3000
10-22-2009, 12:08 AM
He's a shitty coach. While Rashad was inspiring his fighter, Rampage was pushing his lame joke. That's why he's losing the fights.

Sloth
10-22-2009, 12:14 AM
I have lost a lot of respect for Rampage. He sucks as a coach. When this started I did'nt like Evans. But now the tide has turned. Evans Cares about his fighters and isn't screwing around like rampage.


BTW, the guy he calls "titties" just triangle choked out rampages man. 6-0 for team Evans:happy

jimmie
10-22-2009, 12:16 AM
Id rather have titties then be getting my ass kicked every week.

boxingcar
10-22-2009, 12:17 AM
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:lol: rampage is the worst coach ever...

Delroc
10-22-2009, 12:32 AM
yo i never thought rampage was all that good honestly.

TheBradyHawkes
10-22-2009, 12:36 AM
He must have said titties 300X tonight. Did anyone happen to notice Titty's opponent had a stomach like a bag of wet towels?

Big T
10-22-2009, 12:42 AM
Season 10 is still on?? Stopped watching it after week 2. Love MMA but TUF has stunk for a few seasons now...IMO that is.

Monoxide
10-22-2009, 01:17 AM
Season is pretty shitty so far really. Rampage is pretty funny at times but jesus christ I wish his team would at least win a fight or two. Getting pretty pathetic

Beebs
10-22-2009, 01:37 AM
The guy's idea of humor is "your breath stinks", "you're ugly", and now "you have titties."

Not the most sophisticated guy in the world.

Monoxide
10-22-2009, 02:14 AM
I think its more that it is so damn stupid that it is funny

OuterDrake
10-22-2009, 02:30 AM
not funny, silly childish hazing. This guy is a clown. teh hell with rampage.

achillesthegreat
10-22-2009, 04:22 AM
He is hilarious.
He is an AWFUL coach.
He gives alot of lip BUT as soon as someone gives it back, he makes out like they started it and he is angry at them, blah, blah, blah.

On a side note, that guy has got titties so he should be ashamed of himself. He is a fucking athelte for fucks sake.

Nosbor
10-22-2009, 05:08 AM
Quinton Jackson is a scumbag! I have not forgotten when he slammed his vehicle into that woman, killing her unborn fetus. After he lost his title against Forrest Griffin.


Apparently it has not altered his penchant for repetitive, sophmoric antics.

196osh
10-22-2009, 06:44 AM
I would rather have tittes than be loosing all the damn time. Particularly with two of my guys getting choked the fuck out.

TheBradyHawkes
10-22-2009, 08:03 AM
On a side note, that guy has got titties so he should be ashamed of himself.

He's no Gerald Nobles.

achillesthegreat
10-22-2009, 01:12 PM
He's no Gerald Nobles.

He should lock himself away and never come out.

Your athletes for fuck sake.

TheBradyHawkes
10-22-2009, 02:13 PM
He should lock himself away and never come out.

Your athletes for fuck sake.

Tell that to half the HW division in boxing. And like I said earlier, his opponent looked worse.

300press
10-22-2009, 02:33 PM
:patschRampage is terrible, he is calling the guy titties? His fighter in my opinion had worse titties and got based hard in that fight. If anything Rampage's attitude and trash talk has hurt the team. How can someone get pumped before a fight when Rampage is saying " This guy has titties...this guy has titties " It is actually embarrassing.

concrete sledge
10-22-2009, 02:48 PM
The guy's idea of humor is "your breath stinks", "you're ugly", and now "you have titties."

Not the most sophisticated guy in the world.

I agree. If you're going to try and be funny at leat be clever about it. He just comes off as an asshole and I too have lost a lot of respect for him. I'd love to see Evan's kick his ass. In my opinion Evan's could be one of the best coaches to ever be on TUF.

Knight3000
10-22-2009, 02:52 PM
I agree. If you're going to try and be funny at leat be clever about it. He just comes off as an asshole and I too have lost a lot of respect for him. I'd love to see Evan's kick his ass. In my opinion Evan's could be one of the best coaches to ever be on TUF.
Did you hear Rashad's speech to his fighter right before the fight? I don't know who wouldn't be inspired after that.

concrete sledge
10-22-2009, 03:04 PM
Did you hear Rashad's speech to his fighter right before the fight? I don't know who wouldn't be inspired after that.

:good

The only inspiration Ramage gave his fighter was, "you can't lose, the guy has titties"....over...and over....again :patsch

Rampage is a joke (and NOT a funny one).

achillesthegreat
10-22-2009, 03:42 PM
Tell that to half the HW division in boxing. And like I said earlier, his opponent looked worse.

I loathe fat young people. Fat young athletes is even worse. heavyweight boxing is a disgrace. Thankfully the champs are in decent shape.

Ilesey
10-22-2009, 04:58 PM
I like Rampage - terrible coach but he makes for great viewing.

tri-pod
10-22-2009, 05:24 PM
Rampage is embarrassing himself... The fuck is he doing?

I don't remember him being that shitty a coach when it was Rampage vs. Griffin.

yogster740
10-22-2009, 05:32 PM
Its all downhill for Rampage, I'm actually starting to think its not all just for the show, he might be slowly losing his mind. Grown man acts like he's still high school. He's definitely got a resembling nickname.....but he is funny.......when Zack was looking like shit in training before his fight, Rampage asks if he wants him to call his mommy....lol

shadow boxer
10-22-2009, 06:06 PM
Rampage is making an absolute fool out of himself in every show. His attitude and his coaching ability leaves a lot to be desired. His excuse for not preparing his fighters properly is that he's not a coach??? Either is Evans and he seems to be doing pretty ok.

I don't mind people taking the piss, in fact it's something that every one does with their mates, but if you're going to make jokes at someone's expense then have the common courtesy to make it funny. It just seems like he is unsure of himself at the moment and that he's tryimg to deflect attention away from himself. I used to despise Evans for his antics but I've a whole lot more respect for him than I do for Rampage at the moment.

The worse thing about this season is that we won't even get to see Rashad and Quinton square off at the end.

demzor
10-22-2009, 07:39 PM
Rampage jackson acted like a baby and quit the ufc because dana white "disrespected" him.. because Dana made fun of the ateam movie.


And here Rampage is on tv calling a guy titties 1000x times in a night. What a douchebag.

Dude has mental problems



I never understood why people thought rampage was funny. He is an idiot.

Vitor Belfort
10-22-2009, 11:14 PM
lol the tities man beat up his fighter.

snakerattle79
10-23-2009, 08:52 AM
Rampage is a goofball who's good on dishing out some jokes but can't take a joke

BewareofDawg
10-23-2009, 12:18 PM
I've never seen such an untalented group of fighters on the Ultimate Fighter....what the hell is going on???? Rampage is being funny, but he is being embarrassed by Rashad's cool demeanor and maturity.

2ironmt
10-23-2009, 12:20 PM
He is hilarious.
He is an AWFUL coach.
He gives alot of lip BUT as soon as someone gives it back, he makes out like they started it and he is angry at them, blah, blah, blah.

On a side note, that guy has got titties so he should be ashamed of himself. He is a fucking athelte for fucks sake.

Well Said. Those fat guys should be in shape or expect to get ridiculed. Rampage can't coach nor select matchups, but that's not his fault as i'm sure he was told to coach by the UFC. By the way, there's only so much coaching that can go on in the amount of time ahead of the preliminary fights you've seen so far. Rampage should figure out how to build confidence and morale, but given the situation and time of training the athletes themselves should be held accountable too

achillesthegreat
10-23-2009, 01:11 PM
In the space of time alloted they can teach a few moves, show some refinements and give them strategy. They need to understand their strengths and weaknesses. It's made infinitely worse when these guys don't come to the competition in shape.

Rattler
10-23-2009, 01:30 PM
In the space of time alloted they can teach a few moves, show some refinements and give them strategy. They need to understand their strengths and weaknesses. It's made infinitely worse when these guys don't come to the competition in shape.

I understand what you're trying to say, but this isn't the same as Travis Lutter not being in shape for Anderson Silva. Most of these guys don't have top camps to prepare them and show them what to do to find a good weight and maintain it successfully. You can see which guys come from camps with pros to prepare them and which ones don't.

Rangersfan1982
10-23-2009, 05:44 PM
Rampage is Hilarius. But he really has ducked Evans.

bad
10-23-2009, 06:27 PM
I have lost a lot of respect for Rampage. He sucks as a coach. When this started I did'nt like Evans. But now the tide has turned. Evans Cares about his fighters and isn't screwing around like rampage.


BTW, the guy he calls "titties" just triangle choked out rampages man. 6-0 for team Evans:happy i feel the excact same way.

concrete sledge
10-23-2009, 07:11 PM
Rampage is Hilarius. But he really has ducked Evans.

No. He isn't hilarious.

No. He hasn't "ducked" Evans.

achillesthegreat
10-23-2009, 08:53 PM
I understand what you're trying to say, but this isn't the same as Travis Lutter not being in shape for Anderson Silva. Most of these guys don't have top camps to prepare them and show them what to do to find a good weight and maintain it successfully. You can see which guys come from camps with pros to prepare them and which ones don't.

Unacceptable. These guys aren't overweight, they are grossly overweight.

AJAX
10-24-2009, 12:26 AM
He must have said titties 300X tonight. Did anyone happen to notice Titty's opponent had a stomach like a bag of wet towels?

I thought the same thing, talk about wearing out a joke I was getting sick of also especially when he was suppose to get his fighter ready for the fight and he was still talking about that guys titties.

Maybe he thinks he has a career because he is so funny...because his crew and buddies are always laughing at him.

chimba
10-24-2009, 12:43 AM
Rampage never impressed me, not in 2004 not in 2009. I just dont see anything with this guy.

Wilhelm
10-24-2009, 10:36 AM
He should lock himself away and never come out.

Your athletes for fuck sake.

If any fighter ever takes time out of real training to work on his physique to impress people like you THEN he should quit the sport and lock himself away and never come out. Who gives a fuck what any of these guys look like as long as they can win fights? If Roy Nelson can beat guys with six packs an bodybuilder pecs then in their sport HE'S THE BETTER PROFESSIONAL.

It's not a fucking beauty contest guys.

sitiyzal
10-24-2009, 11:27 AM
Jackson's an idiot & a typical bully.

Mob
10-24-2009, 01:15 PM
Anyone who thinks that Jackson is being funny on this season's TUF is probably the kind of guy who cuts a fart and then giggle's like a 7th grade little schoolgirl.

Not funny at all........stupid.

achillesthegreat
10-24-2009, 01:46 PM
If any fighter ever takes time out of real training to work on his physique to impress people like you THEN he should quit the sport and lock himself away and never come out. Who gives a fuck what any of these guys look like as long as they can win fights? If Roy Nelson can beat guys with six packs an bodybuilder pecs then in their sport HE'S THE BETTER PROFESSIONAL.

It's not a fucking beauty contest guys.

What a pathetic thing to say. Being in shape is a by product of your training. Running, skipping, eating healthy etc

Half the guys in the house are fat. Suprise suprise 'titties' is drinking bear. Real dedicated athlete. The odd athlete will not be a body beautiful but there are too many fat guys.

Being in shape because you did your road work, ate right etc would only make you a better fighter. Being overweight hurts your game from many different aspects. If a heavyweight has fat like Fedor then that is one thing but to have fat like Nelson or titties is just stupid and shows a lack of dedication.

Ultimately these guys are paid from our pockets so it's only fair I demand they are in shape.

You wouldn't be happy with any faulty product that you paid money for would you? A fat athlete is a faulty product.

achillesthegreat
10-24-2009, 02:12 PM
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Vanboxingfan
10-24-2009, 05:02 PM
What a pathetic thing to say. Being in shape is a by product of your training. Running, skipping, eating healthy etc

Half the guys in the house are fat. Suprise suprise 'titties' is drinking bear. Real dedicated athlete. The odd athlete will not be a body beautiful but there are too many fat guys.

Being in shape because you did your road work, ate right etc would only make you a better fighter. Being overweight hurts your game from many different aspects. If a heavyweight has fat like Fedor then that is one thing but to have fat like Nelson or titties is just stupid and shows a lack of dedication.

Ultimately these guys are paid from our pockets so it's only fair I demand they are in shape.

You wouldn't be happy with any faulty product that you paid money for would you? A fat athlete is a faulty product.

I generally agree with this assessment, however, Fedor is on the fat side, even Liddell, never really had a six pack, either does BJ, the bottom liine however is results. If a fighter gases out because he's out of shape, it's his own damn fault. On the boxing side if his punch out put is low, same thing. But look at James Toney, he's fat, but damn he's got skills.

As for Rampage, the guy's what in his late 20's or 30's? He should start acting like a man, and not some over aged teenager. And he should be providing his fighters with technical and pyschological advice rather then using the same ol titties joke over and over and over and over again..It might have been funny the first time, but the humour was lost long ago..instead it became vintictive and downright pathetic after awhile. If I was White, rather than telling titties that he had to accept it from Rampage I'd be telling Rampage to start looking in the mirror and focusing on results. Cause if he had a fighting win-loss record like he had a coaching win-loss record he'd be on the streets.

Wilhelm
10-24-2009, 05:33 PM
What a pathetic thing to say. Being in shape is a by product of your training. Running, skipping, eating healthy etc
The point of training as a professional fighter is to WIN FIGHTS, not to make it so you look like an action figure. If they train in such a way that they don’t gas and lose because of it, then they’ve done a 100% good job. If anyone from this season of TUF needs to worry about their cardio it’s Shivers and McSweeny who were both horribly gassed after one round and, incidentally, didn’t have guts or tits.


Half the guys in the house are fat. Suprise suprise 'titties' is drinking bear. Real dedicated athlete. The odd athlete will not be a body beautiful but there are too many fat guys.

Being in shape because you did your road work, ate right etc would only make you a better fighter. Being overweight hurts your game from many different aspects. If a heavyweight has fat like Fedor then that is one thing but to have fat like Nelson or titties is just stupid and shows a lack of dedication.
How many fights has Nelson lost from gassing? How about Schoonover? How many NFL linemen are fat as hell? What happens when big guys get paid to PERFORM and not to look like they do in your dreams is they don’t waste time doing jumping jacks and eating carrots, they work on important techniques and eat what they need to recover and be successful. Maybe some of these guys hit a wall and need to go to a nutritionist at some point, but if they don’t need that (and clearly to this point is his career Nelson doesn’t) then why the fuck would they waste their time?

Ultimately these guys are paid from our pockets so it's only fair I demand they are in shape.
I think you’d be better off watching retarded pro wrestling or lame homoerotic bodybuilding where everyone looks great but there’s no emphasis on what you can actually do in the real world. Real competitive sports don’t have a swimsuit competition.

You wouldn't be happy with any faulty product that you paid money for would you? A fat athlete is a faulty product.
Only if you care about how they look more than how they fight. I want to see a good fighter beat another good fighter, period. I (and any real fans) could give a shit how they look.

achillesthegreat
10-24-2009, 08:55 PM
I generally agree with this assessment, however, Fedor is on the fat side, even Liddell, never really had a six pack, either does BJ, the bottom liine however is results. If a fighter gases out because he's out of shape, it's his own damn fault. On the boxing side if his punch out put is low, same thing. But look at James Toney, he's fat, but damn he's got skills.
Liddell and BJ are in shape but not body beautiful so I have no issue, though when REALLY dedicated both have quite impressive physiques.

I see a 6 pack:
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James Toney has skills but his weight has lost him numerous fights because his stamina is based on defence and pacing himself. Plus his balance is often terrible. Not to mention his feet are sometimes rooted in the ground simply cos he is too fat too be continously light on his feet.

I've always been critical of Fedor's fat BUT it's acceptable. He's in shape (cardio wise) and he performs at a high level. The guys I'm talking about are disgusting.

achillesthegreat
10-24-2009, 09:02 PM
The point of training as a professional fighter is to WIN FIGHTS, not to make it so you look like an action figure. If they train in such a way that they don’t gas and lose because of it, then they’ve done a 100% good job. If anyone from this season of TUF needs to worry about their cardio it’s Shivers and McSweeny who were both horribly gassed after one round and, incidentally, didn’t have guts or tits.

How many fights has Nelson lost from gassing? How about Schoonover? How many NFL linemen are fat as hell? What happens when big guys get paid to PERFORM and not to look like they do in your dreams is they don’t waste time doing jumping jacks and eating carrots, they work on important techniques and eat what they need to recover and be successful. Maybe some of these guys hit a wall and need to go to a nutritionist at some point, but if they don’t need that (and clearly to this point is his career Nelson doesn’t) then why the fuck would they waste their time?

I think you’d be better off watching retarded pro wrestling or lame homoerotic bodybuilding where everyone looks great but there’s no emphasis on what you can actually do in the real world. Real competitive sports don’t have a swimsuit competition.

Only if you care about how they look more than how they fight. I want to see a good fighter beat another good fighter, period. I (and any real fans) could give a shit how they look.
Looking like an action figure is a by product of good training and is often indicative of how dedicated you have been in camp. The guys I'm talking about are gassing, do have poor balance cos you can't control their weight, they aren't eating right etc etc etc

Skills and being/looking in shape are achievable together ESPECIALLY when you are an athlete!

Not every fat fighter necessarily gasses. You can have a good heart/tank but it can still effect other parts of your game like balance. Some guys are so fat they can't even hold a proper guard cos they can't tuck their elbows in properly.

The weight effects each fighter in a different way BUT one thing is for sure, if they got the skills and are also in top shape then they will simply be an even better fighter.

I want to see good fighters dedicated to their sport. That doesn't just mean skills. Plus, you are talking alot about skills but I sure as hell know their balance isn't 100% if they've got a big belly/titties that they can't control. Same with their guard. I know their guard isn't nice and tight (be it boxing or mma) if they are too fat to tuck their arms in. I sure as hell know their game will suffer when theres nothing left in the tank.

Like I said, this isn't about being body beautiful. It's about being in shape. If you've done your hard miles, gym time, eating right then your game will step up a notch and you'll look the part as well.