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rendog67
09-22-2007, 02:12 PM
if they were not boxing what would some boxers do instead

joe calzaghe - pilot
james toney - comedian


any others i was hoping for funnier ones than mine

unitas
09-22-2007, 02:30 PM
hatton.......salesman for weightwatchers.

calfaggi......"handyman" at a spearmbank

haye..........fluffergirl at a porn set.

toney.........sumo wrestler.

tua............toneys opponent

hamed........so fat hairy perverts toy boy (smoking spinner)

karmazin......kojak impersonator.

vitaly and wladimir..............mooks(manwhores)

camacho............dragqueen.

dela hoya...........track and field star.

hopkins..........executioner (well that was a surprise ehy?)

Derek P.
09-22-2007, 02:38 PM
hatton.......salesman for weightwatchers.

calfaggi......"handyman" at a spearmbank

haye..........fluffergirl at a porn set.

toney.........sumo wrestler.

tua............toneys opponent

hamed........so fat hairy perverts toy boy (smoking spinner)

karmazin......kojak impersonator.

vitaly and wladimir..............mooks(manwhores)

camacho............dragqueen.

dela hoya...........track and field star.

hopkins..........executioner (well that was a surprise ehy?)

That is an extremely stupid list. Cheers.

jaycuban
09-22-2007, 04:25 PM
Trinidad - reggaeton artist.

IceJohnScully
09-22-2007, 04:38 PM
Charles Brewer does (or did) work in an office on computers while he was champion

Vantage_West
09-22-2007, 04:50 PM
Cintron - Voice fill in for Kermit the Frog on the next Muppets movie

oh i see what you did there.:good good one i got it now becuase cintrons first name is kermit thus making him eligable to be a the voice of kermit the frog.

very witty my friend very witty




:verysad

Toopretty
09-22-2007, 06:32 PM
Uh wrongo pal. You must've never heard Cintron speak during an interview?

Yo, I got an uncle that sounds like Kermit the frog and Cintron in all of the comedy ironies in life..Sounds like fucking kermit the frog. You are correct. The cunt a few posts up never heard him talk..lol

Vantage_West
09-22-2007, 06:46 PM
Uh wrongo pal. You must've never heard Cintron speak during an interview?mate he is sqeaky and thats pushing it.hearns was squeakier than him then but nowhere near the frog

cant believe im doing a post about kermit 'the killer' cintron a rock hard puncher dangerous skills and will fight anybody to prove a point
too
kermit 'the frog' brutal punchlines very quick ,good set of skills and a great leaping left hook.

kermit 1st round ko

doknochrisan
09-22-2007, 07:31 PM
PAC - singer/actor

41fever
09-22-2007, 07:36 PM
PBF, financial advisor and a "studio gangster" rapper

Hopkins, real estate and dental hygeniest

DLH, DJ(Mexican hits) and promoter for bull fights

Mike Tyson, bodyguard and porn star

Margarito, flight attendant for Mexicana and VP for Tecate

Gatti, self defense instructor and award winning book writer, "101 ways to avoid punches"

41fever
09-22-2007, 07:38 PM
James Toney designs the Toney Grill and gets sued by Jenny Craig

El Bombasto
09-22-2007, 07:40 PM
james toney - competitive eater
ricky hatton - barfly
zab judah - professional dice playa
jason litzau - village idiot

Toopretty
09-22-2007, 07:40 PM
ODH..Atlantic city cross dressed hooker..if that is him in the photos. If not..latin pop singer..AKA Goldie.

Toopretty
09-22-2007, 07:41 PM
james toney - competitive eater
ricky hatton - barfly
zab judah - professional dice playa
jason litzau - village idiot

You are usually an ass but that is funny:rofl:rofl:good

41fever
09-22-2007, 07:41 PM
I don't get it:huhInstead of the Foreman Grill and Jenny Craig is a health nut

brooklyn1550
09-22-2007, 08:17 PM
zab judah - professional dice playa
jason litzau - village idiot

:lol: :lol:

emanuel_augustus
09-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Calvin Brock, Banker

Vantage_West
09-22-2007, 11:04 PM
Calvin Brock, Wankercome on man dont be rude about him:verysad

hellblazer
09-22-2007, 11:18 PM
Oscar- Singer :lol:
Mike Tyson - Bouncer
RJJ-Dancer
PBF- Dancer
Hatton - Wrestler

Scar
09-22-2007, 11:28 PM
Arturro Gatti - Punch bag

emanuel_augustus
09-22-2007, 11:28 PM
Andrew Golota-Special Ed. teacher

boy-wonder
09-24-2007, 09:52 AM
Sam Peter and James Toney - Extras in Gorillas in the Mist II

if you were next to me right now, i would give u standing ovation and throw dollar bills at you

Steve Fox
09-24-2007, 11:45 AM
RJJ would make cat food with chicken and duck.

BIGTIMETIMMY
09-24-2007, 12:08 PM
tyson- would run a daycare center
Zab Judah- PBF's Groupie
Autoro Gatti- Crash Test Dummy
Mickey Ward- Crash Test Dummy
Vitali Klitchsko- a ciroprachtor