Calzaghe--Massively Overrated, or just Overrated Massively?

[India_Foot_Bob]

Greetings all -period-
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I am here to collect one of my fellow asylum escapees. Perhaps you know him -questionmark- He has stolen my posting style -fullstop-

I am also here to clear up several misperceptions -dodotdot- Many blinded mythmakers here overrate Calzaghe. This is very easy to do, as he is very handsome and prone to make otherwise heterosexual men weak in the knees -period- For the sake of your wives and girlfriends, you must abandon your Calzaghe shrines and come back to the world of sexually well-adjusted -fullstop-
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It is clear to any non-Welshized individual that Calzaghe's slapping is a throwback to the Bad Old Days of stone age boxing, where fighters hit with any old body part -fullstop- He might as well stand straight up. Hopkins, Kessler and Taylor actually have leverage on their punches. They also do not resort to beating no-hopers like No-Hook Lacy. They fight real contenders, and each other -fullstop-

All credit to Calzaghe though -dotdotdot- he does make the best of what he has in the Midget Lightheavyweight division. He has made an otherwise talentless division seem almost as exciting as real, American-rich divisions. Since I do not want the struggling Midget Lightheavyweight division to be snuffed out before it gains legitimacy, I hope that he continues ducking Taylor and Hopkins -fullstop-

Questions will now be entertained -fullstop-

[Claypole]

So, you are saying Joe Calzaghe is crap, but you fancy him -questionmark-

[bigeddie27]

i wouldnt say calzaghe is overrated, i think he gives any fighter problems. But i will say he is MASSIVLY OVERRATED on this board by a select few who think he is the greatest of all time. His competition sucked, but i blame that on ****** and a weak super middle weight division at that time. he is fighting kessler though, and hopefully he makes bigger fights after that.

[India_Foot_Bob]

So, you are saying Joe Calzaghe is crap, but you fancy him -questionmark-

What red-blooded man doesn't fancy Calzaghe -questionmark-

He is like James Bond without the boxing talent -fullstop-

[Decebal]

You and your model, China_hand_Joe will have a ball!:D

[Decebal]

By the way...cross_trainer, is that you?:hey

The only alternative is...China_hand_Joe himself! (if so, sinister stuff!)

[India_Foot_Bob]

Correction: some of his competition has sucked -fullstop-

If he was a good fighter, why would he avoid all of the good opposition -questionmark-

This is the obvious question that all Calzaghe fans avoid, or come up with outlandish excuses for -fullstop-


I do -comma- however -comma- like your avatar

Thank you. My avatar likes you too.

I made it myself by stealing it from another site -fullstop-

[India_Foot_Bob]

-observation- ESB does not seem a very inquisitive place /observation

[Decebal]

-observation- ESB does not seem a very inquisitive place /observation

You haven't replied to my posts yet, India Bob!:D

[brooklyn1550]

:lol:

[India_Foot_Bob]

You haven't replied to my posts yet, India Bob!:D

You call me India Bob, yet you believe I am someone else. You sound a little odd. Careful--That's what landed China_hand_Joe in the loony bin with me -fullstop-

[pioterbezkitu]

India_Foot_Bob rocks :smoke

[India_Foot_Bob]

India_Foot_Bob rocks :smoke

You are a very perceptive man -fullstop-

Does the rest of ESB give your abilities the respect they deserve -questionmark-

[pioterbezkitu]

You are a very perceptive man -fullstop-

Does the rest of ESB give your abilities the respect they deserve -questionmark-

No, but i understand the situation - there's no such thing as fairness :smoke

[Decebal]

You call me India Bob, yet you believe I am someone else. You sound a little odd. Careful--That's what landed China_hand_Joe in the loony bin with me -fullstop-

Sorry, China Joe!:oops:

[India_Foot_Bob]

No, but i understand the situation - there's no such thing as fairness :smoke
So true -fullstop-

Perhaps you can join me in the ESB Reform Movement (tm) -questionmark-

[pioterbezkitu]

Can I join The Movement even if I can't decide which awser is the proper one? (Calzaghe--Massively Overrated, or just Overrated Massively?)

[Jack]

Greetings all -period-
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I am here to collect one of my fellow asylum escapees. Perhaps you know him -questionmark- He has stolen my posting style -fullstop-

I am also here to clear up several misperceptions -dodotdot- Many blinded mythmakers here overrate Calzaghe. This is very easy to do, as he is very handsome and prone to make otherwise heterosexual men weak in the knees -period- For the sake of your wives and girlfriends, you must abandon your Calzaghe shrines and come back to the world of sexually well-adjusted -fullstop-
-enter key-
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It is clear to any non-Welshized individual that Calzaghe's slapping is a throwback to the Bad Old Days of stone age boxing, where fighters hit with any old body part -fullstop- He might as well stand straight up. Hopkins, Kessler and Taylor actually have leverage on their punches. They also do not resort to beating no-hopers like No-Hook Lacy. They fight real contenders, and each other -fullstop-

All credit to Calzaghe though -dotdotdot- he does make the best of what he has in the Midget Lightheavyweight division. He has made an otherwise talentless division seem almost as exciting as real, American-rich divisions. Since I do not want the struggling Midget Lightheavyweight division to be snuffed out before it gains legitimacy, I hope that he continues ducking Taylor and Hopkins -fullstop-

Questions will now be entertained -fullstop-Your gimmick would be funnier if you were consistent with it. You type "-fullstop-" yet use "." after the Lacy point. At the start you say "-enter key-", and that is forgotten at the end of the paragraph.

Back to school, Bob :good

And, yes, I am a fucking killjoy.

[India_Foot_Bob]

Can I join The Movement even if I can't decide which awser is the proper one? (Calzaghe--Massively Overrated, or just Overrated Massively?)

In view of your impeccable taste in posters, we can make an exception and allow you in -fullstop-

Consider yourself the first member of the Official ESB Reform Movement (tm).

[pioterbezkitu]

In view of your impeccable taste in posters, we can make an exception and allow you in -fullstop-

Consider yourself the first member of the Official ESB Reform Movement (tm).


:mj :mj :mj

[India_Foot_Bob]

Your gimmick would be funnier if you were consistent with it. You type "-fullstop-" yet use "." after the Lacy point. At the start you say "-enter key-", and that is forgotten at the end of the paragraph.

Back to school, Bob :good

And, yes, I am a fucking killjoy.

You cannot make great art with a grammar book and measuring tape -fullstop-

I transcend the conventions. -fullstop- -semicolon- -colon-

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[McGrain]

-backspace-

:lol:

[joeboxer]

Greetings all -period-
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I am here to collect one of my fellow asylum escapees. Perhaps you know him -questionmark- He has stolen my posting style -fullstop-

I am also here to clear up several misperceptions -dodotdot- Many blinded mythmakers here overrate Calzaghe. This is very easy to do, as he is very handsome and prone to make otherwise heterosexual men weak in the knees -period- For the sake of your wives and girlfriends, you must abandon your Calzaghe shrines and come back to the world of sexually well-adjusted -fullstop-
-enter key-
-enter key-
It is clear to any non-Welshized individual that Calzaghe's slapping is a throwback to the Bad Old Days of stone age boxing, where fighters hit with any old body part -fullstop- He might as well stand straight up. Hopkins, Kessler and Taylor actually have leverage on their punches. They also do not resort to beating no-hopers like No-Hook Lacy. They fight real contenders, and each other -fullstop-

All credit to Calzaghe though -dotdotdot- he does make the best of what he has in the Midget Lightheavyweight division. He has made an otherwise talentless division seem almost as exciting as real, American-rich divisions. Since I do not want the struggling Midget Lightheavyweight division to be snuffed out before it gains legitimacy, I hope that he continues ducking Taylor and Hopkins -fullstop-

Questions will now be entertained -fullstop-if he were American we'd be talking about him like hopkins or taylor.

[India_Foot_Bob]

if he were American we'd be talking about him like hopkins or taylor.

Sorry mate, but that is silly -fullstop-

If he was American, he would have already moved down to 160 where the money was and been beaten by Taylor -period-

[Toopretty]

Sorry mate, but that is silly -fullstop-

If he was American, he would have already moved down to 160 where the money was and been beaten by Taylor -period-

India..I concur with you. I think the side armed girl fighting punches are a horrible..horrible. And that Calzaghe has the heart of a champion in the ring with contenders and pretenders. As you well exposed. Beware of Amsterdam, he is a worthy adversary with a rebuttle to anything anti-Calzaghe. If this is Cross_trainer, I am a fan of your subtle sarcasm. :good

[India_Foot_Bob]

India..I concur with you. I think the side armed girl fighting punches are a horrible..horrible. And that Calzaghe has the heart of a champion in the ring with contenders and pretenders. As you well exposed. Beware of Amsterdam, he is a worthy adversary with a rebuttle to anything anti-Calzaghe. If this is Cross_trainer, I am a fan of your subtle sarcasm. :good

I am not worried about Amsterdam -period- He only supports Calzaghe out of pity -fullstop-

You should join the Official ESB Reform Movement (tm) and help me expose Calzaghe in this thread:

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[India_Foot_Bob]

Joely is MASSIVELY overrated..

36 and all he has to show is a WBO crap-strap:deal

The WBO isn't even a belt

Just an excuse to hold 12 rounders -fullstop-

[Toopretty]

India is hilarious...got to keep this guy around.

[India_Foot_Bob]

India is hilarious...got to keep this guy around.

Fortunately for ESB, I don't have any travel plans -fullstop-

[Claypole]

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[Claypole]

Fortunately for ESB, I don't have any travel plans -fullstop-:happy:happy:happy

[India_Foot_Bob]

It seems we have already gathered a following -fullstop-

Soon, we will rule this forum -fullstop- -maniacal laughter-

[Claypole]

It seems we have already gathered a following -fullstop-

Soon, we will rule this forum -fullstop- -maniacal laughter-I was being sarcastic.:hey

[India_Foot_Bob]

I was being sarcastic.:hey

Whereas I am completely serious -fullstop-

[cross_trainer]

:lol:

It's a shame I didn't run across this one sooner.

[Decebal]

:lol:

It's a shame I didn't run across this one sooner.

This guy didn't quite sound like you, and he is not very bright, but I thought you were trying to string us along!:D

[cross_trainer]

This guy didn't quite sound like you, and he is not very bright, but I thought you were trying to string us along!:D

Aw, come on...

Would I do a thing like that to you -questionmark- :D

[China_hand_Joe]

if he were American we'd be talking about him like hopkins or taylor.

Robinson and Pep.

Some of us already do.

[Amsterdam]

This is not even amusing. India_foot_Bob is a failure.

[DanePugilist]

This is not even amusing. India_foot_Bob is a failure.I concur - was about to write the same.

Not even any punchline - very bad imitation of CHJ. Where is the genius?

[Amsterdam]

Ooh, look, it's ESB's Sigfried and Roy, come to pay homage to their lion CHJ.

Ah, Blockhead, hello, enjoy your last week.

[DanePugilist]

Ooh, look, it's ESB's Sigfried and Roy, come to pay homage to their lion CHJ.Jealousy is an ugly thing...

[Amsterdam]

Yes, oh so jealous of the both of you.

I mean, I wish I could be as fucking incompetent as the both of you when it came to fight analysis.

That's why you're rarely on target...

[DanePugilist]

Yes, oh so jealous of the both of you.

I mean, I wish I could be as fucking incompetent as the both of you when it came to fight analysis.Yes, that would be a couple of steps up for you. Keep at it and you might make it someday.

[MSTR]

Greetings all -period-
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I am here to collect one of my fellow asylum escapees. Perhaps you know him -questionmark- He has stolen my posting style -fullstop-

I am also here to clear up several misperceptions -dodotdot- Many blinded mythmakers here overrate Calzaghe. This is very easy to do, as he is very handsome and prone to make otherwise heterosexual men weak in the knees -period- For the sake of your wives and girlfriends, you must abandon your Calzaghe shrines and come back to the world of sexually well-adjusted -fullstop-
-enter key-
-enter key-
It is clear to any non-Welshized individual that Calzaghe's slapping is a throwback to the Bad Old Days of stone age boxing, where fighters hit with any old body part -fullstop- He might as well stand straight up. Hopkins, Kessler and Taylor actually have leverage on their punches. They also do not resort to beating no-hopers like No-Hook Lacy. They fight real contenders, and each other -fullstop-

All credit to Calzaghe though -dotdotdot- he does make the best of what he has in the Midget Lightheavyweight division. He has made an otherwise talentless division seem almost as exciting as real, American-rich divisions. Since I do not want the struggling Midget Lightheavyweight division to be snuffed out before it gains legitimacy, I hope that he continues ducking Taylor and Hopkins -fullstop-

Questions will now be entertained -fullstop-
Wow that was really unoriginal. It must be awful to lack the creative intelligence to come up with your own material.