ESB--I will liberate you from Calzaghe -exclamationmark-

[India_Foot_Bob]

Official ESB Reform Movement (tm)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Thanks to a few misguided souls, British boxers Hatton and Calzaghe have become shamefully overrated -fullstop- This is a shame, because it takes away attention from fighters who deserve it, like Saint Hopkins.

That's what I am here for -fullstop-

I make two bold BETS:


1) Floyd will beat Hatton like a beardless boy

2) Kessler will expose Calzaghe for the talentless--but still ruggedly handsome--male model that he is.


Anyone who agrees with me should sign up for this bet. The misguided souls who disagree may also sign up. If I am right, the Hattonaghe Worshippers who signed up will leave for two months. If I am wrong--and I never am--then those who agree with me will leave for two months. I will leave for forever and a Wednesday. The entertainment value of the ESB will leave with me -fullstop-



You may now place your bets -period-

[boxfan99]

Give it a rest my Illuminated friend.

[bumdujour]

Taken a shine to calfaggi have ya???

anyways, lets make the ultimate PBF vs hatton bet: Winners stay, losers get lost forever!!!!!

i pick floyd.

[India_Foot_Bob]

Give it a rest my Illuminated friend.

Since you have a beautiful avatar, I will forget your harsh words -fullstop-

[sues2nd]

Did CHJ get banned or something -question mark-

[India_Foot_Bob]

Taken a shine to calfaggi have ya???



He is a very attractive man.

I hope that he quits boxing after Kessler beats him and takes up something he is good at, like modeling -fullstop-

[India_Foot_Bob]

Did CHJ get banned or something -question mark-

Yes. And I have replaced him with something more appealing -fullstop-

[boxfan99]

Since you have a beautiful avatar, I will forget your harsh words -fullstop-

Well, I think your avatar is even better. Tell me who is that hiding under the bag.

[India_Foot_Bob]

Well, I think your avatar is even better. Tell me who is that hiding under the bag.

I am hiding my face in shame because I do not look as good as Calzaghe -fullstop-

[sues2nd]

Yes. And I have replaced him with something more appealing -fullstop-

NOOOOOO say it aint so. Please tell me its just a couple week/month ban...I dont think I could take it.

(and what the hell did you do this time -question mark-)

[India_Foot_Bob]

NOOOOOO say it aint so. Please tell me its just a couple week/month ban...I dont think I could take it.

(and what the hell did you do -question mark-)

Alas, I cannot tell. That would tip off the moderators as to who I really am.

My avatar and I are in stealth mode right now -fullstop-

[sues2nd]

Alas, I cannot tell. That would tip off the moderators as to who I really am.

My avatar and I are in stealth mode right now -fullstop-

Thats why we have PMs brotha!!!

:good

[India_Foot_Bob]

Thats why we have PMs brotha!!!

:good

Alas, I also do not have fifty posts -fullstop-

This will soon change.

[sues2nd]

Alas, I also do not have fifty posts -fullstop-

This will soon change.

:lol:

Im sure it will....:rofl

[India_Foot_Bob]

:lol:

Im sure it will....:rofl

You know me well -fullstop-

[India_Foot_Bob]

No one is willing to manfully take my bet -questionmark-

Fie on you all. Fie I say -exclamationpoint-

-fullstop-

[Max Molyneux]

What happened to China Hand Joe?

[India_Foot_Bob]

What happened to China Hand Joe?

I am his replacement.

You will find me generally more interesting, if somewhat eccentric -fullstop-

[Max Molyneux]

Will he still be on Msn?

[India_Foot_Bob]

Will he still be on Msn?

You will have to talk to his sponsor -fullstop-

[China_hand_Joe]

Joe Calzaghe's face is a testament to his underrated elusiveness and defensive brilliance. Then you look at the face of Willie Pep...

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[Toopretty]

Uh ohh...Uh oh.. We got a showdown looming. China hand Vs. India.........Let the games begin.

[India_Foot_Bob]

Joe Calzaghe's face is a testament to his underrated elusiveness and defensive brilliance. Then you look at the face of Willie Pep...

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Yes. We should be thankful that Calzaghe's opponents were too incompetent to hit him -fullstop-

[Boro chris]

Is everyone very stoned?:huh

[cross_trainer]

Is everyone very stoned?:huh

Talking to yourself is never a good sign, even if it's just through two sockpuppets....

[McGrain]

Is everyone very stoned?:huh

:lol:

[pipe wrenched]

China, you have won me over, I've been undecided for a while mainly due to lack of knowledge on Kessler. I am now fully behind Calzaghe to win this thing, and probably win it big. Here I go, first time can be the best,.....................Go Calzaghe!!1

[China_hand_Joe]

Yes. We should be thankful that Calzaghe's opponents were too incompetent to hit him -fullstop-

You often bring up the film-star looks of Joe Calzaghe. Whilst you my friend, seem to make some form of association between this and him being over-appreciated. I can assure you the opposite is quite true. People are jealous of him because of it for starters.

But more relevant, just by looking at Joe Calzaghe you can tell he has great genes. I consider this to be a reliable way of assessing a fighters abilities and have a 100% record picking fights based on their genes:

For example my pick on a recent British fight.
I am basing it on seeing Lynes face before the Morrison fight - he appeared healthy and to have decent genes - it is a surprisingly reliable method to use


This is more than sufficient a sample size to prove that particular hypothesies of mine holds true.

[China_hand_Joe]

China, you have won me over, I've been undecided for a while mainly due to lack of knowledge on Kessler. I am now fully behind Calzaghe to win this thing, and probably win it big. Here I go, first time can be the best,.....................Go Calzaghe!!1

Indeed.

If Calzaghe can just hold back age for one more year he can go on to establish himself, not only as a quality fighter (already proven) but a great (with legacy) as well.

[pipe wrenched]

Indeed.

If Calzaghe can just hold back age for one more year he can go on to establish himself, not only as a quality fighter (already proven) but a great (with legacy) as well.


:good give em' hell Joe Calzaghe!! cough- down with Hatton though-cough.

[Boro chris]

You often bring up the film-star looks of Joe Calzaghe. Whilst you my friend, seem to make some form of association between this and him being over-appreciated. I can assure you the opposite is quite true. People are jealous of him because of it for starters.

But more relevant, just by looking at Joe Calzaghe you can tell he has great genes. I consider this to be a reliable way of assessing a fighters abilities and have a 100% record picking fights based on their genes:

For example my pick on a recent British fight.



This is more than sufficient a sample size to prove that particular hypothesies of mine holds true.

Wow! I think I took the brown acid!:admin :| :nut

[DanePugilist]

Kessler is better looking...

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