Mundine v Medley avatar court case

[ashley]

Aussie ESB first court case

RE: People v Ashley

Charges brought against ASH are....

1. Dogging an avatar bet
2. Being a one eyed nut hugger


Hearing date set for Thursday the 7th of January.......Items as follows

1. Jury picked
2. Brief of evidence presented fom prosecutor and defendant
3. Court date set

Prosecutor: Leon
Defendant: Ashley
Plaintiff: Sox, Boxon, Marcus, Pecks, Hmmm, Sambo, Andriy, Duke

Jury: TBA
Judge: TBA

[JOSEY WALES]

Aussie ESB first court case

RE: People v Ashley

Charges brought against ASH are....

1. Being an avatar bet Welching prick.
2. Being a one eyed nut hugger ( i might enter a straight quilty plea on this charge ):yep


Hearing date set for Thursday the 7th of January.......Items as follows

1. Jury picked
2. Brief of evidence presented fom prosecutor and defendant
3. Court date set

Prosecutor: Leon
Defendant: Ashley
Plaintiff: Sox, Boxon, Marcus, Pecks, Hmmm, Sambo, Andriy, Duke

Jury: TBA
Judge: TBA


Fixed :good

[oztriker]

Aussie ESB first court case

RE: People v Ashley

Charges brought against ASH are....

1. Dogging an avatar bet
2. Being a one eyed nut hugger


Hearing date set for Thursday the 7th of January.......Items as follows

1. Jury picked
2. Brief of evidence presented fom prosecutor and defendant
3. Court date set

Prosecutor: Leon
Defendant: Ashley
Plaintiff: Sox, Boxon, Marcus, Pecks, Hmmm, Sambo, Andriy, Duke

Jury: TBA
Judge: TBA


I would like to offer my services as a fair and impartial Judge..... You weasel faced welcher:twisted:

[Phil Austin]

Fixed :good

Like the result of this "case"! :rofl

[JOSEY WALES]

Aussie ESB first court case

RE: People v Ashley

Charges brought against ASH are....

1. being a bet welching prick .
2. Being a one eyed nut hugger ( quilty plea already entered on this charge )


Hearing date set for Thursday the 7th of January.......Items as follows

1. Jury picked
2. Brief of evidence presented fom prosecutor and defendant
3. Court date set

Prosecutor: Leon
Defendant: Ashley
Plaintiff: Sox, Boxon, Marcus, Pecks, Hmmm, Sambo, Andriy, Duke

Jury: TBA
Judge: TBA


Fixed :good

[fast hands]

You can't defend the indefencible " Guilty as charged Your Honour "

[T.C.W]

:stir

[Phil Austin]

Lethal injection is too good for this fucker, time to roll on two (and time for us to go over the old Green Mile jokes yet again)

[flamengo]

Which Juvenile Court will the matter be heard in???

[Phil Austin]

well there's not a single grown up in this forum so does it matter?

[oztriker]

Guess who I want on the stand....:deal

[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

Only another lousy 5kg to go....:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[LeonMcS]

Ash is sending me texts trying to force a mistrial.

For this hes penalty should be doubled.

Also, does anyone mind if I prosecute/judge? I feel more than able to do both jobs with a sense of impartiality and fairness before we send the blubbering little prick down.

[pecks]

Jeez he's looking old in that pic.

[oztriker]

Jeez he's looking old in that pic.

Unless Lud's tongue weighs in around 5kg..... No way was he gonna lose it:deal

[ashley]

Ash is sending me texts trying to force a mistrial.

For this hes penalty should be doubled.

Also, does anyone mind if I prosecute/judge? I feel more than able to do both jobs with a sense of impartiality and fairness before we send the blubbering little prick down.


Ha ha look at this dribble.....innocent before proven guilty....that's why you are the prosecutor not the judge....if I was going to bribe anybody it will be the judge not the prosecutor :patsch

[oztriker]

Ha ha look at this dribble.....innocent before proven guilty....that's why you are the prosecutor not the judge....if I was going to bribe anybody it will be the judge not the prosecutor :patsch

errrrr.... I have been known to accept the occassional little morsel:hey

[perfect jet]

Hal...Hal...

"just answer the question!"

sorry. just borrowing a scene from A Few Good Men.

Does ESB do code reds anymore? LOL

[Phil Austin]

one thing for sure - do not expect a candlelight vigil outfront the night they throw the switch on this bet-dodging cunt! :D

[oztriker]

one thing for sure - do not expect a candlelight vigil outfront the night they throw the switch on this bet-dodging cunt! :D

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[perfect jet]

Hey Ash, wanna go catch a movie?

Lets go watch AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[JOSEY WALES]

Hey Ash, wanna go catch a movie?

Lets go watch AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!! :)

He would probably run out after five minutes .:lol:

[flamengo]

Hey Ash, wanna go catch a movie?

Lets go watch AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!! :)


Yeah Ash... its a documentary about a dumb cunt. :D

[Phil Austin]

requests for a last meal Ash? Outside of the humble pie everybody else in here is gunna suggest for you of course! :p

[perfect jet]

Yeah Ash... its a documentary about a dumb cunt. :D

Approx running time: 154 minutes.

[oztriker]

requests for a last meal Ash? Outside of the humble pie everybody else in here is gunna suggest for you of course! :p

You guys are sooooo cruel...



Keep it up:good

[flamengo]

requests for a last meal Ash? Outside of the humble pie everybody else in here is gunna suggest for you of course! :p


By the time Ash pays his lawyers, he'll be eating 2 minute noodles.

[IrnBruMan]

Guess who I want on the stand....:deal

[Only registered and activated users can see links] ([Only registered and activated users can see links])

Only another lousy 5kg to go....:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

WTF is garn on with his gut in that pic?!?

[JOSEY WALES]

WTF is garn on with his gut in that pic?!?

I don't know but we need expert opinion here , Phil is that a liposuction scar mate ?

[raff]

can i be on the jury?? i have a lot of anger to let out

[IrnBruMan]

I don't know but we need expert opinion here , Phil is that a liposuction scar mate ?

:lol:

[Phil Austin]

I think it is quite obvious to all that know me/have seen me on the tellybox, that I have never been anywhere near a liposuction machine! :D

Still being overweight is something that can be worked on. Being Welsh, well the only way to cure that massive disability is to swallow a shotgun! :D

[LeonMcS]

You look like you've swallowed several.

[JOSEY WALES]

You look like you've swallowed several.
Sideways :lol:

[Phil Austin]

I'm not Welsh - I can't deep throat like all their blokes can

[Phil Austin]

Now excuse me, not being old or Welsh like Josey or incredibly ugly like Leon I have a wife (no blood-relation so that counts being Marcus out) to go and shag. See you fuckers tomorrow

[fast hands]

WTF is garn on with his gut in that pic?!?


I believe it's a hysterertomy scar. Choc was attempting to turn himself into

" The Man "

[flamengo]

Its ok.. we can wait a minute Phil.

[JOSEY WALES]

I'm not Welsh - I can't deep throat like all their blokes can

Says the man born in Ladyboy Land .:patsch

[flamengo]

[quote=JOSEY WALES;5811480]Says the man born in Ladyboy Land .:patsch[/quot


What he meant was "I can't deepthroat as well as all thier blokes can'

[JOSEY WALES]

:lol: Anyway read the above thread , what do ya reckon on my suggestion for the lynchMUUnnn ,,er imean Jury ?

[JOSEY WALES]

Now excuse me, not being old or Welsh like Josey or incredibly ugly like Leon I have a wife (no blood-relation so that counts being Marcus out) to go and shag. See you fuckers tomorrow

:good

[flamengo]

:lol: Anyway read the above thread , what do ya reckon on my suggestion for the lynchMUUnnn ,,er imean Jury ?


All jury members are talented, extremely educated, unbiast, clear of mind and soul.

Ashley has very little to be concerned about. :D

[JOSEY WALES]

That's him "Proper fucked " then like the hare in the movie Snatch . lol

[ashley]

With all court cases the following must apply.......

1. The judge and jury cant talk nor comment on the case to the public nor present any bias......this removes at least 10 posters from those positions to date. :D (Remaining posters that have not offered an opinion can be chosen for jury duty or to be the judge.)

2. Plaintiffs are required to send the evidence in to the prosecutor and the prosecutor to prepare his brief of evidence for hearing date.

3. Jury will be selected from non bias aussie ESB members that have not spoken out about their position of the case as they have a predetermined thought process.

4. Judge will be selected from non bias Aussie members that have not spoken out about their view of the case

5. It is the prosecutors obligation to prove without doubt that the defendant is guilty

6. Witnesses will be called to give evidence and will be cross examined.

7. After all evidence has been given and all witnesses called then a final case summary will be presented before jury pass down their verdict

8. Judges decision is final

[LeonMcS]

Who the fuck are you to demand such things?

You've already tried to weasel out of the bet, the court case, tried to set the jury and probably owns kiddie porn.

Leave this to those with a higher moral code.

Me being at the top of the list of course.

[flamengo]

Judge Leon has not selected his Jury. Until that moment, we'll isolate every reason for you to fry!!!!!!!

[JOSEY WALES]

With all court cases the following must apply.......

1. The judge and jury cant talk nor comment on the case to the public nor present any bias......this removes at least 10 posters from those positions to date. :D (Remaining posters that have not offered an opinion can be chosen for jury duty or to be the judge.)

2. Plaintiffs are required to send the evidence in to the prosecutor and the prosecutor to prepare his brief of evidence for hearing date.

3. Jury will be selected from non bias aussie ESB members that have not spoken out about their position of the case as they have a predetermined thought process.

4. Judge will be selected from non bias Aussie members that have not spoken out about their view of the case

5. It is the prosecutors obligation to prove without doubt that the defendant is guilty

6. Witnesses will be called to give evidence and will be cross examined.

7. After all evidence has been given and all witnesses called then a final case summary will be presented before jury pass down their verdict

8. Judges decision is final

Hey farking OJ , Who was it exactly that told you that you lived in a democratic country and was entitled to a fair trial ?

String him high enough to witness the wriggle :lol:

[JOSEY WALES]

Who the fuck are you to demand such things?

You've already tried to weasel out of the bet, the court case, tried to set the jury and probably owns kiddie porn.

Leave this to those with a higher moral code.

Me being at the top of the list of course.

:rofl:rofl:rofl....:lol:

[ashley]

Who the fuck are you to demand such things?

You've already tried to weasel out of the bet, the court case, tried to set the jury and probably owns kiddie porn.

Leave this to those with a higher moral code.

Me being at the top of the list of course.

Wrong mate......I will submit to fair process of being judged by my peers on an innocent until proved guilty basis....if anybody has me guilty before all the evidence is presented then thay cant be judge or jury:D

[flamengo]

.....and they were singin'

Fry, fry nuthugger fry, fry
Drove deadly Robert Medley
To the point that he cried
IBO boys weren't taken for a ride
Singin you can kiss your title good bye
(2,3,4)
You can kiss your title goodbye.

[JOSEY WALES]

Ash you should do the honourable thing and just honour you bets, we had this conversation about two years ago mate , "when YOU fuck up don't look to blame anyone else" ring any bells ? . i hope you make the right decision here .

[Hmmm]

his only hope now is that choc does appear on the scales at 154. good luck ash...

[Kegsy]

Im on this Jury :)

[andriy]

ash i think you know where this is heading.

its time for an out of court settlement.

[ashley]

ash i think you know where this is heading.

its time for an out of court settlement.

Are you offering a reduced sentence for an early plea :hey

[LeonMcS]

I propose the court case be heard next Wednesday, giving Mundine every chance to make 154 for ash's benefit (haha).

Would be Tuesday but I'm probably playing indoor cricket. Or going to the pub. One of them.

[pecks]

With all court cases the following must apply.......

1. The judge and jury cant talk nor comment on the case to the public nor present any bias......this removes at least 10 posters from those positions to date. :D (Remaining posters that have not offered an opinion can be chosen for jury duty or to be the judge.)

2. Plaintiffs are required to send the evidence in to the prosecutor and the prosecutor to prepare his brief of evidence for hearing date.

3. Jury will be selected from non bias aussie ESB members that have not spoken out about their position of the case as they have a predetermined thought process.

4. Judge will be selected from non bias Aussie members that have not spoken out about their view of the case

5. It is the prosecutors obligation to prove without doubt that the defendant is guilty

6. Witnesses will be called to give evidence and will be cross examined.

7. After all evidence has been given and all witnesses called then a final case summary will be presented before jury pass down their verdict

8. Judges decision is finalSorry ash, but your case doesn't even make it to court. You're gunna fry.

If it's any consolation, I wont follow through with an avatar for you as I never said yes to the bet.

I may provide an avatar for some of the others to use though. :p

[LeonMcS]

Scedule will be something like this.

9pm Start

9.01pm Ash's rigourous "defence"

9.02pm LeonMcS' crushing prosecution testimony that will send ashley down and quite possibly end world hunger.

9.30pm Sentencing

9.31pm We all watch the Green Mile as a tribute to the memory of Ash. Who now, is indeed, ash.

[pecks]

9.31pm We all watch the Green Mile as a tribute to the memory of Ash. Who now, is indeed, ash.Sallywinder is a fitting choice to be the one that spits feces at him.

[IrnBruMan]

Sallywinder is a fitting choice to be the one that spits feces at him.

:rofl

[andriy]

Are you offering a reduced sentence for an early plea :hey

if you're saying i get to sentence you!!!
wow, thats kinda generous.

[ashley]

Email from ASH's defence attorney

It is inconsistent within the courts of Australia that a defendant is not given the opportunity to review the prosecutors brief of evidence so the defendant can adequately prepare a defence against these said accusations

It is also the prosecutors responsibility to supply the defendant with the brief of evidence within a timely manner before the court date

It is also inconsistent that the court not have a hearing or mention date to establish if in fact the defendant has a case to defend as the charges were alleged by a non governing body without any authority.

Both prosecution and defendant have the right to select jury members.

The judge must be independent and not selected by the prosecutor....nor must the judge comment in public on how guilty the defendant is before the trial

I move to adjourn the proposed court date due to the above matters and ask that my defendant and his legal team have 2 weeks to review the brief of evidence....and that a new judge be appointed

Regards

[ashley]

Further to the above....under is from poster donkyking

"In my position as amicus curiae (friend of the court) in the case ESB v Ashley, I submit that the case against Ashley be dropped for lack of evidence.

As per the avatar bet contract the poster, Phil Austin, is required to be the witness for the official weigh in, who would then annouce the weights which would determine the outcome of the avatar bet. I quote:

"Phil Austin from the IBO will be the judge "

Phil Austin is no longer with us in this forum and will be unable to provide such evidence. Since no evidence can be provided to the court, the case against Ashely must be dismissed.

Furthermore, even if Phil Austin should make a miraculous comeback onto ESB, I submit that since Phil Austin will not be at the weigh in, he will not be a witness to the scale readings and thus will not have first hand evidence of the official weights. Any figures he provides will be based on hearsay. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible in a court of law.

Therefore I submit that the case against Ashley be dropped for lack of evidence. Any further proceedings in this matter is an abuse of the process. It would be very unfair to subject Ashley to a court case where there is no hope of conviction."

[Marcus]

its obvious your shitting your pants ash.... im enjoying this, 8 months of avatars isnt goin to be easy to take for you is it :lol:

[Francis75]

its obvious your shitting your pants ash.... im enjoying this, 8 months of avatars isnt goin to be easy to take for you is it :lol:

Maybe the court will rule to parole Ash after maybe 4 months with good behaviour. There could be a parole hearing after 4 months to decide.

[Marcus]

Maybe the court will rule to parole Ash after maybe 4 months with good behaviour. There could be a parole hearing after 4 months to decide.


this has some merit

[LeonMcS]

Shit no, if I can't get the death penalty I'm going for super double sentencing.

[ashley]

It is clear that in the first page of the bet thread one of the conditions was that Phil is the judge.

The avatar agreement, bet, deal or contract is based on its content...it is impossible to base your allegations on part of the contract yet ignore another.

Under is the evidence of the first thread post

"I'm that confident that Mundine will make 154 that I'm willing to take on as many avatar bets as aussie ESB wishes to dish out.

I have already got one going with SOX and I thought he's such a nice bloke he shouldn't be the only one to suffer :yep

So here's the deal

Mundine must make 154 for the fight against Rob Medley

Phil Austin from the IBO will be the judge (he's the official anyway :hey)

If Mundine makes weight I give you an avatar of my choice

If Mundine doesn't make weight then you give me an avatar of your choice

1 month avatar bet

All of you besides pork chop said Mundine cant make weight.....so who will now put an avatar bet where their mouths are :lol:

Marcus has already pussed out of a bet....any other takers :hey:hey:hey

If I lose to more than 1 member than I will take a new avatar each month until its complete.....If I win then its everybody in one line :-D "

It is crystal clear that the agreement, bet , deal or contract was dependant upon Phil Austin being the judge.....or to put it in layman's terms tell us if Mundine made weight.

Their is no case to answer....the IBO withdrew sanction for the fight...a new fight was made....Phil is no longer the judge....case closed :deal

[flamengo]

Phil will be able to tell us on Monday night if Mundine made weight. The verdict will fall against you in that department also.

"He's the official anyway" is nothing more than an attempt to back up the fact that Phil, like all of us, will be in a position to say if Mundine has made the weight.

"Mundine must make 154 in the fight against Medley".... Thats very incriminating already. An obvious oversight on your behalf.

[ashley]

Open letter to ESB Court

From Ash's defence attorney

I seek an adjournment on the basis that my client has only 1 weeks notice of the impending court date and that in fact he will be on a aeroplane from Sydney back to the gold coast at the time of the court proceeding.

If it pleases the court I will be able to produce said air tickets as proof of my clients movements.

Regards,

[flamengo]

I put a motion to the court that Ashley in not permitted to cross any State/Territory lines, due to a substancial risk of the offender fleeing.

[ashley]

I put a motion to the court that Ashley in not permitted to cross any State/Territory lines, due to a substancial risk of the offender fleeing.

Just try and stop me :bolt

[flamengo]

Just try and stop me :bolt

:gun

[JOSEY WALES]

Ash = Bum ..That is all .

[flamengo]

Ash = Bum ..That is all .


Where's Jack Ruby when ya need him???

[JOSEY WALES]

Ruby lol we need a patsie , come back Phil .

[Francis75]

Maybe Ash is not mentally fit to stand trial on these charges. I suggest he be housed in a psychiatric facility void of an internet connection until a panel of doctors deems him fit to post messages on boxing forums again. He may never recover unfortunately.

[flamengo]

Ruby lol we need a patsie , come back Phil .

Phils no Patsie... He a Pastie. A solid lump of vegetable with a flakey exterior.

[flamengo]

We at ESB have attempted to fascilitate and rehabilitate for too long. Far too cunning to be deemed anything less than a willing Nuthugger.

[JOSEY WALES]

Phils no Patsie... He a Pastie. A solid lump of vegetable with a flakey exterior.

:lol:

[ashley]

:patsch

Anyway.....Im off to Sydney to watch Mundine stop Medley, JT stop Hamden, Kariz stop Wood and for Web and Baby face Pete to get wins.

I'm also meeting one of my favourite fighters in Lenny Zappa and If I'm lucky I can get a few rounds with him.

Looking forward in catching up with the few guys from the forum that took up my offer to meet :good

Oh and I will be in SYD until Wednesday night....I get on the plane at 820pm and wont be home until 11pm.

My case is on page 5.......nobody could beat that in a court of law.

Best of luck in the trial.....I will take what the jury give me :good

[LeonMcS]

I gave you a start time over a week ago and now you remember your flight agenda?

I'll be seeking triple bonus plus on your fine, making it a 2 year stretch at least.

Hes more reluctant than Choc to face a worthy challenger...

[ashley]

I gave you a start time over a week ago and now you remember your flight agenda?

...

Yeah and you got my letter stating I would be unavilable for court.....reschedule the court hearing....or better still do it without me....that way you will win :lol:

[COULDHAVEBEEN]

Stifler's Mum isn't using his old avatar anymore - 8 months of using that about fits the crime.