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Harry Chibber
01-14-2010, 04:15 AM
Since the super fight has been cancelled it seems everyone and their dog is putting in for this so I'd like to put my name forward. I think I could put forward an attractive proposition to Floyd "Money" Mayweather.

I don't have any professional or amateur boxing experience to date, however, I was known for being a swinger during my school days. In order to get in shape and learn the basics, I'm willing to give up a few hours a week (can't do Thursdays due to football commitments) and I'll even try and avoid the munchiboxes on weekdays.

I understand that the most important thing to Floyd is the mo mo so I've instructed my manager (my mate dave) to settle for a 90 - 10 % split... to be honest if he can get me a free pair of shorts with my name on them I'll be game.

what you reckon?

pijo
01-14-2010, 05:31 AM
Chibber KO10.

hit me HARDER
01-14-2010, 05:35 AM
I was known for being a swinger during my school days.

And I thought I was a stud for getting my nuts in the Common Room!

Fair play to you sir.

Top Dog
01-14-2010, 05:51 AM
I was first, I bags to kick the little shit all over the place, all in Lenny McLean style rules:D

cupid
01-14-2010, 06:05 AM
You smoking some good shit mate.

Top Dog
01-14-2010, 06:15 AM
You smoking some good shit mate.


No, not smoking anything mate, would just like to rag doll the fucker, I would put my 95kgs against his 70kg in an all in scrap anyday of the week mate, anyday.

Harry Chibber
01-14-2010, 06:42 AM
And I thought I was a stud for getting my nuts in the Common Room!

Fair play to you sir.

:lol::lol:

Wish that was the case, unfortunately, in school I was more of a fighter than a lover.

Harry Chibber
01-14-2010, 08:19 AM
lover to the men

:patsch found out

GPater11093
01-14-2010, 11:27 AM
I challenge you to an eliminater to choose who fights Mayweather

'Ben'
01-14-2010, 03:04 PM
Sounds better than the Hatton fight.

noonan
01-14-2010, 03:11 PM
No, not smoking anything mate, would just like to rag doll the fucker, I would put my 95kgs against his 70kg in an all in scrap anyday of the week mate, anyday.

Your being serious arent you....

Dan684
01-14-2010, 03:14 PM
I think he is being serious ??

Jasper Simone
01-14-2010, 03:33 PM
No, not smoking anything mate, would just like to rag doll the fucker, I would put my 95kgs against his 70kg in an all in scrap anyday of the week mate, anyday.

Don't be such a daft cunt.

noonan
01-14-2010, 04:04 PM
Don't be such a daft cunt.
:happy:good

Smudger
01-14-2010, 04:42 PM
Set up a facebook page on it and keep on posting on Mayweather's fb calling him out. Some quite cool stuff has been acheived through facebook I read. Start by calling him boring and see where it gets ya. What's the worst that can happen? You get the fight and get knocked out with a couple mil in the bank. We'll all jump in and tell Floyd we'd love to see this fight. :hey

Top Dog
01-14-2010, 07:14 PM
I challenge you to an eliminater to choose who fights Mayweather


Your on! what weight, catch weight:D

Top Dog
01-14-2010, 07:16 PM
Your being serious arent you....


Fuckin right:D get the prick up to scotland, would sell out the Kelvon hall no probs:D cant wait to throw him about the street, ragdoll time:yep

Top Dog
01-14-2010, 07:18 PM
Don't be such a daft cunt.

Why you scared of him then:yep shitebag. I reckon Id burst the prick in Glesga :D
As Rocky says "he dont sweat me"

GPater11093
01-15-2010, 02:43 PM
Your on! what weight, catch weight:D

well im 60kgs