View Full Version : 10 Tommy Hearns vs. One Tyson
cross_trainer
10-01-2007, 11:31 PM
If Tyson had to fight ten identical copies of Tommy Hearns, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, would he win or lose?
GazOC
10-01-2007, 11:40 PM
Great thread (I'm drunk though!!).
I'll go for a Tyson win assuming this is 10 primes vs a prime?
cross_trainer
10-01-2007, 11:45 PM
Great thread (I'm drunk though!!).
I'll go for a Tyson win assuming this is 10 primes vs a prime?
Correct. 10 primes vs. one.
China_hand_Joe
10-01-2007, 11:51 PM
If Tyson had to fight ten identical copies of Tommy Hearns, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, would he win or lose?
I didn't read the question at first. I had pictured 10 Hearns in the ring at once.
Now how long would it take Tyson to KO one Hearns? Well it could vary. I am assuming the 10 Hearns could collaborate. So the first 8 or so just go in, purely to last.
Tyson could blast them out in 2 rounds, this would be tiring though. Imagine 16 rounds of blasting out your opponent. Tyson is going to be pretty tired by then. In fact, your not going to fight 16 rounds at the pace, so Tyson will in fact take longer to beat some of the Hearns. Now imagine 8 fight lasting an average of 3-4 rounds, which ends up as 24-32 rounds in all. It might even be worse.
One of those last two hearns might just UD or stop an exhausted Tyson.
I favor Tyson to win most of the fights, but the last few Hearns to get the UD.
JimboDs
10-01-2007, 11:53 PM
How long after one fight ends until the other begins?
JimboDs
10-01-2007, 11:55 PM
Assuming it's normal between round time, Tyson would win so long as there wasn't collaboration to the extent that the first 8 Hearns are just running around the ring. If each fight is a serious attempt on the part of hearns, some of them would last like 15 seconds.
Hitman
10-02-2007, 01:46 AM
Ok...who's on 1st?
littleguy
10-02-2007, 02:09 AM
You guys need to get out more...
JohnThomas1
10-02-2007, 10:33 AM
Tyson would starch 10 Tommy's one after another. I like your odd loopy thread CT but this one lacks your usual balance. Tyson is a welterweights/middleweights worst nightmare, surely. He'd do the same to 10 clones of the robust Hagler, or Monzon.
McGrain
10-02-2007, 10:36 AM
Tyson.
McGrain
10-02-2007, 10:37 AM
I love your threads. So does Manassa.
:lol:
Marciano Frazier
10-03-2007, 12:45 AM
If Tyson had to fight ten identical copies of Tommy Hearns, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, would he win or lose? As in, all on the same night?
RoccoMarciano
10-03-2007, 01:29 AM
Chicken legs has more to run from than he had with Hagler.... all ten times!
Rubber Warrior
10-03-2007, 11:15 AM
If Tyson had to fight ten identical copies of Tommy Hearns, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, would he win or lose?
Does your lab have all kinds of different, richly-colored viles and bubbling test tubes amdist the fight posters?
:yep
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol: :lol: :lol:
cross_trainer
10-03-2007, 04:26 PM
Does your lab have all kinds of different, richly-colored viles and bubbling test tubes amdist the fight posters?
:yep
The cloning chambers do tend to get in the way when I'm doing my bagwork. Perhaps my room layout is less than ideal....
JohnThomas1
10-04-2007, 07:17 AM
Does your lab have all kinds of different, richly-colored viles and bubbling test tubes amdist the fight posters?
:yep
:lol:
Tyson knocks out nine prime Hearns' before gassing out against the 10th version
cross_trainer
04-14-2010, 05:38 PM
What a peculiar thread. :think
Unforgiven
04-15-2010, 05:28 AM
I'd hate to be the 10th Hearns.
........ or the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th or 9th for that matter.
Stevie G
04-15-2010, 01:50 PM
Lady Gaga v Cheryl Cole :lol: This thread is definitely surreal !
Boilermaker
04-15-2010, 07:08 PM
Tommy Hearns was the light heavyweight champion of the world. And a bonafide light heavyweight champion, even though he is a natural welterweight or possibly middleweight.
He only ever fought as a cruiserweight when he was old and passed it, but his cruiserweight record included 8 KOs in 10 fights! 4 of these were in the first round, 2 in the 5th and 2 in the later rounds. Tommy did carry his power up in the weights and he had power at all times in the fight! His points wins appeared to be dominant on the cards. His heavyweight record is not as impressive, with a KO win of Nate Miller but a stoppage Loss to Uriah Grant. Strangely enough, these were fought at just over the Cruiserweight limit of the time (according to boxrec) which was 190 from my recollection, but they were both for the IBO Cruiserweight title. Nate Miller's best heavyweight win seems to be a win over Smoking Bert Cooper, who was a live heavyweight challenger in Tyson's era, even though he didnt actually face Tyson. (interestingly, this was a cruiserweight title match above 190 too. Did i dream the raise of limits form 190 to 200 recently?) Uriah Grant,whose biggest claim is going the distance with Chris Byrd and Tyson Victim Brian Neilson is a poor result for Tommy, but Tommy was also knocked out in 3 rounds by Marvin Hagler and Iran Barkley when closer to his prime. And i dont think that anyone uses this as evidence that Tommy cant take a middleweight punch, much less a heavyweight punch. He just seemed prone to getting caught from time to time and clearly he had a poor fight here.
History has also shown us that most light heavy world champions who step in as heavyweight champions go pretty well against champions, often winning but usually making a fight of it. (there are of course some relevant exceptions).
Tommy Hearns is a good fighter and no easybeat for anyone. If this was say David Haye, we can all agree that this would be a ridiculous question because Haye has zero chance against 10 Tommys? I will consider Tyson and this match up later when i get time.
reznick
04-15-2010, 08:47 PM
lol now this requires imagination!
10 is so many
Id give it to the Hitman Gang
I think someone was checking out [Only registered and activated users can see links] and decided to substitute Tommy Hearns for a five year old. If I recall the website predicts I can handle 31 five year olds.
red cobra
04-15-2010, 09:36 PM
Is this the Classic Forum?
cross_trainer
04-15-2010, 10:04 PM
Is this the Classic Forum?
Vaguely.
reznick
04-15-2010, 11:33 PM
by the way i have footage of foreman facing five opponents in one night.
Cossell kept saying how much of a joke it was. And although it was somewhat of a circus act, those 5 guys were actually fighting, and foreman was actually knocking most of them out
This would be an ugly, horrible, disgusting event that I would never want to see.
Hagler-Hearns is hard enough for me to watch. This I can't even imagine.
Son of Gaul
04-16-2010, 03:00 AM
Ok...who's on 1st?
:lol:
Flea Man
04-16-2010, 03:01 AM
Where the fuck is Manassa recently?!?!?!?
Stevie G
04-16-2010, 12:03 PM
What a peculiar thread. :think
How about 10 Sot Chitaladas against Tommy Hearns ?
Tyson KO's 6 hearns in a row then loses the plot......has a brain snap & pulls out a .357 :D
DudeGuyMan
04-17-2010, 04:37 AM
Peak Tyson crushes all 10. The last few just take a little longer.
I think someone was checking out [Only registered and activated users can see links] and decided to substitute Tommy Hearns for a five year old. If I recall the website predicts I can handle 31 five year olds.
I tried to do that survey but gave up on the 393498th page of spam they make you click before getting your results. What a shit website.
southpaw jab
04-17-2010, 05:27 AM
I think ONE prime Tommy Hearns knocks ONE prime Mike Tyson unconcious, thats just me though. Mike pretty much got his ass knocked out by every fighter he ever faced that wasn't afraid of him. I don't think Tommy Hearns is afraid of anybody.
DudeGuyMan
04-17-2010, 06:48 AM
I think ONE prime Tommy Hearns knocks ONE prime Mike Tyson unconcious, thats just me though. Mike pretty much got his ass knocked out by every fighter he ever faced that wasn't afraid of him. I don't think Tommy Hearns is afraid of anybody.
ban plz
Wiirdo
04-17-2010, 07:01 AM
I highly doubt Tyson could beat 10 Hearns in a row.
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