Rip the GOATs to shreds

[Jersey Joe]

Ok, you know how it's easy to come up with bad points against any fighter? This always happens in boxing debates. Well, for a laugh how about we post up some of the best fighters and then give a short description trying to make them look as bad as possible.

Ok, I'll start:

Foreman:

A big bully with little boxing skill and no defense or stamina, who gassed out after 5 rounds. Career defining wins were over a guy with effectively one eye and one arm (Frazier), and the glass-jawed Norton who got taken out in 1 round several times by (Shavers, Cooney). Got handled in his prime by an ageing Ali, went life and death with Ron Lyle, handed a boxing lesson by the tiny Jimmy Young, and was only champion for 3 fights. Made an embarrassing comeback where he was clearly out of shape, beating up on tomato cans and then getting the title with one lucky punch after being outboxed by a chinny blown-up light heavyweight. Lost to Shannon Briggs.

[Addie]

Duran:

Whine, fuckin' whine.

[mightyd40]

Leonard:

The coward dog that wont stand and fight like a man (borrowed from duranimal)

[Addie]

Leonard:

The coward dog that wont stand and fight like a man (borrowed from duranimal)

Translates as, "Shit, this puffter is whooping my man's ass"

[PH|LLA]

Pacquiao : Overrated 1-dimensional slugger who fought nothing but old or weight-drained fighters.

Marciano : Overrated brawler with no defense who made his name fighting shot to shit greats on their last legs.

[Pachilles]

Ali - Casual fans know his name, nuff said. Fought in a relatively weak Heavyweight era. Needed the Nation of Islam's Voodoo detachment to summon a phantom to help him defeat Liston. He ducked Spinks and Holmes until they were prime and still lost. He ducked consensus no.1 contender, WWII, and fake-retired until it retired itself. Like many others of his time, he avoided white fighters, namely the dangerous Gentleman's Row fighters. Hid on 5 continents padding his record instead of going to Tajikistan and fighting the best in the world. Was played by fucking Will Smith in a movie and fought a blown up chunky monkey in James Toney, with a scripted outcome.

[BoxingFanNo1]

Lewis,

Ko'd by 2 tomato cans.
Was getting his ass whiped by Klitschko, lucky they stopped it, hell the pussy didn't even give him a rematch!!
Ducked Bowe regardless of what the media say.
Mercer beat him.
Prime Tyson DESTROYS Lewis, but Lewis wanted no part of him, hell it took 8 bloody rounds to beat the shot version!!
Holyfield one WAS a draw and Lewis WAS outclassed in the rematch.
Lazy boring assed jab jab jab zzzzzzzzz
Lucky Golota was caught offguard or he would have KO'd Lewis, same with Grant.
Prime Bruno smashes him, he was lucky that fight also.
Best wins vs a green Klitschko and shot Holyfield.
He's Canadian.

That sums him up, glass jawed Canadian who couldn't ko a shot Holyfield.


But I will say, he's a great commentator.

[TheBradyHawkes]

Hearns - Stamina was lacking and he was a massive front runner.

[john garfield]

Pacquiao : Overrated 1-dimensional slugger who fought nothing but old or weight-drained fighters.

Marciano : Overrated brawler with no defense who made his name fighting shot to shit greats on their last legs.

Do YOU believe that, P? or repeating internet buzz?

[Abdullah]

Ali - Casual fans know his name, nuff said. Fought in a relatively weak Heavyweight era. Needed the Nation of Islam's Voodoo detachment to summon a phantom to help him defeat Liston. He ducked Spinks and Holmes until they were prime and still lost. He ducked consensus no.1 contender, WWII, and fake-retired until it retired itself. Like many others of his time, he avoided white fighters, namely the dangerous Gentleman's Row fighters. Hid on 5 continents padding his record instead of going to Tajikistan and fighting the best in the world. Was played by fucking Will Smith in a movie and fought a blown up chunky monkey in James Toney, with a scripted outcome.

I think this one is the best yet. Funny stuff!

[OBCboxer]

Frazier-

A one eyed fighter who only uses one arm about 90% of the time. All he throws is a left hook. He can't jab and can't tie his shoes with his right hand. His best win was over an Ali with no legs and 18 rounds experience on his comeback. He got blown out in 2 rounds against a fighter with no defense, stamina or boxing skill. Not to mention he lost twice to an ancient Ali who still had no legs.

Roy Jones Jr.

A Glass Jawed Mofo. Fought stiffs and cans his whole career. His best win was against a fighter with an eating problem. He got KO'd by a lucky punch from a fighter with his eyes closed. Not to mention he ducked the lineal champion DM and and Supermiddleweight Benn for years. He also dropped a wide UD to a fighter that only slaps. He recently was KO'd by a fighter with strong craving for vegemite.

[janitor]

Wouldn't it be better if your peers picked a fighter for you to destroy?

I am not suggesting that they would pick your favourite.

[OBCboxer]

Wouldn't it be better if your peers picked a fighter for you to destroy?

I am not suggesting that they would pick your favourite.

Harry Greb

[janitor]

Harry Greb

This is going to hurt me.

Especialy since I feel obliged to bring something new to the anti Greb argument, just to show the Greb detractors how weak they are-

[GPater11093]

Alexis Arguello - I could not say a word against this man.

[Popkins]

Duran:

Whine, fuckin' whine.

Duran:

Brilliant, fuckin' brilliant.



Floyd:

The ultimate cherrypicking self-propaganda machine.

[TommyV]

How are you going to manage to rip Robinson and Greb to shreds?

[mightyd40]

How are you going to manage to rip Robinson and Greb to shreds?

that stupid worthless no talent robinson drops his right hand when throwing a left hook sometimes.....such an amateur style

[mightyd40]

and another thing, that harry greb clown fights like he can only see out of one eye, worthless fighter

[Jorodz]

How are you going to manage to rip Robinson and Greb to shreds?

mcgrain did a pretty job not too long back but i'll give it a shot

Overrated at middle, good at welter but struggled mightily with a lazy gavilan in both fights, likely losing the first. he flat out lost to a one dimensional slugger in lamotta and his welterweight career is aided by a lack of footage, meaning we can't pick out his obvious technical flaws. avoided charley burley and lloyd marshall for years, knowing full well that would have destroyed him. dominated by crude brawlers like basillio and fullmer, showing glaring weakness to pressure fighters. he was always slightly chinny, even being dropped by a junior middle in graziano. ended career losing to mediocre fighters like joey archer and paul pender. lost 19 times in total, to a wide variety of fighters, showing he had trouble with all styles.

[Pachilles]

Duran:

- No sportsmanship, no dignity, no self respect. Was discraceful during the Buchanan fight, shoving him and hitting after the bell like a thug even though he was winning the fight easily, then intentionally low blowing him when the punches coming back fanially had substance. Spitting on Leonard after a hard fought 12 round fight and attacking him. Believing his own overrated hype poisoned himself with booze and drugs like a low life crackfiend and gorged himself on fajitas becomin a fat greedy bastard too lazy to train. Quit like a spoilt little selfish pussy bitch when Leonard was humiliating him. He quit in the middle of a fight...not a stoppage, not his corner, not hurt..just gutless and outclassed and broken down emotionally, was too weak of a person to face his superior.

- Excuses. Convenienty didn't train x1,000. Had stomach cramps...HAHAHA. Past his prime, past his prime, past his prime. He is only the King of excuses and the King of human clegnuts and the King of testicular leeches.

- Incredibly overrated. Beat absolutely nobody of ATG relevance at LW barring De Jesus, who beat Duran first and lost twice to Duran beyond his prime, but nobody seems to mention that, because only Duran is allowed that card. Had one great night against Leonard in a close fight, that is completely blown out of proportion in terms of domination. Then he fought Leonard again, the man he spat on...and he quit like a little bitch. Is credited with Palomino as another spectacular win! ignoring the fact that Palomino was at the very end of his actual career and far boeyond his prime, because only Duran is allowed that card. Then he was serverly outclass by Benitez and beaten by the greatest fighter of all time Kirkland Laing. He is then credited out of proportion for his 3rd and final quality named victory on his resume, Cuevas, who was also beyond his prime years, but again only Duran is allowed that card. Then he was completely outclassed by Hagler, though Duran fans will tell you it couldve gone either way, and they pretty much class it as a win because of the "impossible odds and circumstances" Duran faced that no one ever has before. And then he was obliterated by Hearns, he looked absolutely terrified against a guy he couldnt intimidate. And like a true bully he froze up and was anniahlated. Then he came up against Barkley and won SD, and this victory is also blown completely out of proportion. Outclassed by Benitez, Leonard twice, quit like a bitch.

And thats Duran, only a single ATG quality win. Loses every other ATG quality fight he was in(Hearns, LeonardII+III, Hagler, Benitez).

[Thread Stealer]

Muhammad Ali:

Archie Moore was a thousand years old. Sonny Liston was much older than his stated age, rumors abound of him throwing their fights, plus he didn't train hard for them either. Ali's first title reign consisted of bullet-riddled Liston leftovers who wear disguises after losing big fights.

He only beat Joe Frazier after Foreman beat Frazier around like a ragdoll. Ken Norton arguably won all 3 matches. He was losing through 10 rounds against Ron Lyle, who earned the title shot by losing to Jimmy Young (who really beat Ali). Foreman fought the dumbest fight ever. Earnie Shavers got robbed. Leon Spinks was an embryo and beat Ali.

Can you picture the outrage nowadays if an athlete said in a Playboy interview that Muslims who marry non-Muslims should be killed? Also, the way he treated Frazier was cruel.

[duranimal]

Duran:

- No sportsmanship, no dignity, no self respect. Was discraceful during the Buchanan fight, shoving him and hitting after the bell like a thug even though he was winning the fight easily, then intentionally low blowing him when the punches coming back fanially had substance. Spitting on Leonard after a hard fought 12 round fight and attacking him. Believing his own overrated hype poisoned himself with booze and drugs like a low life crackfiend and gorged himself on fajitas becomin a fat greedy bastard too lazy to train. Quit like a spoilt little selfish pussy bitch when Leonard was humiliating him. He quit in the middle of a fight...not a stoppage, not his corner, not hurt..just gutless and outclassed and broken down emotionally, was too weak of a person to face his superior.

- Excuses. Convenienty didn't train x1,000. Had stomach cramps...HAHAHA. Past his prime, past his prime, past his prime. He is only the King of excuses and the King of human clegnuts and the King of testicular leeches.

- Incredibly overrated. Beat absolutely nobody of ATG relevance at LW barring De Jesus, who beat Duran first and lost twice to Duran beyond his prime, but nobody seems to mention that, because only Duran is allowed that card. Had one great night against Leonard in a close fight, that is completely blown out of proportion in terms of domination. Then he fought Leonard again, the man he spat on...and he quit like a little bitch. Is credited with Palomino as another spectacular win! ignoring the fact that Palomino was at the very end of his actual career and far boeyond his prime, because only Duran is allowed that card. Then he was serverly outclass by Benitez and beaten by the greatest fighter of all time Kirkland Laing. He is then credited out of proportion for his 3rd and final quality named victory on his resume, Cuevas, who was also beyond his prime years, but again only Duran is allowed that card. Then he was completely outclassed by Hagler, though Duran fans will tell you it couldve gone either way, and they pretty much class it as a win because of the "impossible odds and circumstances" Duran faced that no one ever has before. And then he was obliterated by Hearns, he looked absolutely terrified against a guy he couldnt intimidate. And like a true bully he froze up and was anniahlated. Then he came up against Barkley and won SD, and this victory is also blown completely out of proportion. Outclassed by Benitez, Leonard twice, quit like a bitch.

And thats Duran, only a single ATG quality win. Loses every other ATG quality fight he was in(Hearns, LeonardII+III, Hagler, Benitez).

Yeh, deff spoken like a true genuine innocent tragic victim of bullies:-(

Beaten to a pulp in the boozer by thugs with beards & made to watch & listen too yer girlfriend expeareance her 1st orgasm in a voluntary gangbang on the pool table & then she spits on you:yikes

Man up & try & grow a beard & just accept the fact that you were born one of life's bambi's + it may help by fitting a more powerfull motor in yer wheelchair so you can flee any future attacks with gusto:smoke

[Jorodz]

Yeh, deff spoken like a true genuine innocent tragic victim of bullies:-(

Beaten to a pulp in the boozer by thugs with beards & made to watch & listen too yer girlfriend expeareance her 1st orgasm in a voluntary gangbang on the pool table & then she spits on you:yikes

Man up & try & grow a beard & just accept the fact that you were born one of life's bambi's + it may help by fitting a more powerfull motor in yer wheelchair so you can flee any future attacks with gusto:smoke

that's a lotta anger you got there:twisted:

[duranimal]

that's a lotta anger you got there:twisted:

It's called humour:deal

Brits get it but you lot that side of the pond are just too black/white:deal

Trust me, WE JUST TAKE THE PISS:smoke

[Jorodz]

It's called humour:deal

Brits get it but you lot that side of the pond are just too black/white:deal

Trust me, WE JUST TAKE THE PISS:smoke

haha, my mistake. how i missed the humour in wheelchairs, assaults and voluntary gangbangs i'll never know :!:

[Russell]

Beaten to a pulp in the boozer by thugs with beards & made to watch & listen too yer girlfriend expeareance her 1st orgasm in a voluntary gangbang on the pool table & then she spits on you:yikes



The fuck? :blood:blood:blood

[Boxed Ears]

Mike Tyson: Short.

[Pachilles]

Yeh, deff spoken like a true genuine innocent tragic victim of bullies:-(

Beaten to a pulp in the boozer by thugs with beards & made to watch & listen too yer girlfriend expeareance her 1st orgasm in a voluntary gangbang on the pool table & then she spits on you:yikes

Man up & try & grow a beard & just accept the fact that you were born one of life's bambi's + it may help by fitting a more powerfull motor in yer wheelchair so you can flee any future attacks with gusto:smoke

you mentioned in a previous thread, in your words, your leonard loving mummys boy runt son and fuckpig ex wife had screams reading my hypothetical post-pac beats duran, coroner's report on you...by any chance did they leave you because of the obsession with duran??

[Drew101]

How are you going to manage to rip Robinson to shreds?

Robinson: Not nearly as elusive as he's made out to be once examined on film. Made of point of not fighting some of the more dangerous fighters at welterweight and middleweight (Burley, Holman Williams, etc.) Had a tendency to pad his record by facing opponents that he had already defeated quite soundly. Was decked by some of the lesser fighters that he faced, and indeed would fight to the level of his opposition from time to time.

[OBCboxer]

This is going to hurt me.

Especialy since I feel obliged to bring something new to the anti Greb argument, just to show the Greb detractors how weak they are-

Haha. Just having fun with this.

[Addie]

Duran:

Brilliant, fuckin' brilliant.



Floyd:

The ultimate cherrypicking self-propaganda machine.

Read the thread title you pretentious prick.

...drunkkkk

[BoxingFanNo1]

The point of the thread is to rip your favorite greats.

Get with the programme.

[PetethePrince]

Pac: "I lost cause of the gloves. If I didn't have cut maybe I knock him out. Fight was draw cause of socks. I didn't wear proper socks."

[Addie]

Pac: "I lost cause of the gloves. If I didn't have cut maybe I knock him out. Fight was draw cause of socks. I didn't wear proper socks."

:lol::lol:

[young griffo]

Marvellous Marvin Hagler
-Was a southpaw.
-Didn't earn his title shot instead being given one because of his "golden boy" image.
-Couldn't beat a blown up Jnr Middle in his first title shot and only won the rematch because of cuts.
-Won the title again on cuts (clearly he couldn't crack an egg) then skulked out of the ring like a bitch.A real champ would've walked out with his belt and head held high,not worrying about a couple of vocal fans.
-Defended against cherry picked bums (except for Animal Fletcher who was stopped prematurely).
-Couldn't stop a fat ex-Lightweight and only squeaked a debatable points win.
-Got stunned by a skinny blown up Welter in the first round which shows how chinny he was.
-Was deathly scared of Mike McCallum and wouldn't even allow his name to be mentioned in his presence.
-Lost the title to a ring rusty Welterweight via an easy decision but again was nearly gifted an undeserved win.

[Boxed Ears]

Pac: "I lost cause of the gloves. If I didn't have cut maybe I knock him out. Fight was draw cause of socks. I didn't wear proper socks."

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I cannot help but milk these for all they're worth.

[sweet_scientist]

Simply search my user name and the word 'Hopkins' :good:D

[turpinr]

ali-poor body puncher
robinson-couldn't jab to save his life
jeffries-only faced middleweights
marciano-defended against old, past it, fat and has beens

[Popkins]

Read the thread title you pretentious prick.

...drunkkkk

Oh right I see! I was confused because you had written something about Duran that you do indeed think and have often said.

Barrera: An arsehole. :D

[Addie]

Oh right I see! I was confused because you had written something about Duran that you do indeed think and have often said.

Barrera: An arsehole. :D

:lol:

Pacquiao:

...Ermmmmm,, maybe knock him out if i wear right sox.