James Toney vs. Brock Lesnar - Joe Rogan

[James23]

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Pretty much spot on, imo. Besides the fact that he's high as fuck, which seems to be kinda normal for him, and it's kinda funny....but he's got that potential fight down to a "T".

Thoughts?

[sugarngold]

That was the funniest thing I've seen today. Thanks for the vid!

[EddieShredder]

To quote Joe himself.... he's Hiiiigh as Giraffe pussy but he's not wrong.

[Deckard]

He doesn't seem high. :huh

[Deckard]

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[thejokerswild]

He's spot on, couldn't disagree with 'high as fuck' Rogan with anything other than 'just give him lesnar and get it over with'
James is old school and it seems he doesn't see MMA for what it is yet. Just like Lesnar and Kimbo needed.

[Popkins]

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He's higher than Brock Lesnar on stilts. He's right with pretty much everything he says though.

[jimmie]

Enjoyed that. Liked when he said if Gonzaga got on top Toney he might just start breaking pieces of him.

[Mankind]

Rogan is a fucking tool

[eltorrente]

Rogan is hilarious and certainly knows MMA. Spot on describing Lesnar as pretty much a freak of nature viking warrior killer crazy man lol.

Not sure what Toney is thinking about saying he could beat Lesnar. I'd love to see that fight, even though Toney doesn't deserve an immediate title shot - he does deserve to get smashed to pieces for being such an arrogant idiot.

He has a lot of balls getting in the cage though, with ANY mma fighter, so I hope he fights soon.

I see him getting matched up with Kimbo - and Kimbo will just take him down and destroy him. That would be a fun fight to watch.

[James23]

Rogan is a fucking tool

Care to elaborate?

[EddieShredder]

Care to elaborate?

I wouldn't have thought so.... Mankind struggled like hell just to put that one sentence together.:deal

[196osh]

I wouldn't have thought so.... Mankind struggled like hell just to put that one sentence together.:deal

:rofl

[KERRIGAN]

LOL@Rogan saying that Brock has a tramp stamp.

[Mazallan]

Nice vid. Rogan is right but I think Toney in mma is a potentially great thing.

[achillesthegreat]

I like Rogan and often agree with him. I think he is an astute commentator. I agree with what he says in the video apart from Cain's perfect technique.

[StreetsofRAGE]

Great video. Fuckin hilarious. Pretty much spot on.

Whoever said Kimbo would beat Toney in this thread is a total douchebag. Kimbo would get knocked the fuck out so fast it's not even funny. Kimbo is a street fighter. Toney is the real deal, a champion boxer. GTFO with that shit.

[Spunik]

Brock has never fought a slick, black fighter so I'd favor Toney....

[eltorrente]

Great video. Fuckin hilarious. Pretty much spot on.

Whoever said Kimbo would beat Toney in this thread is a total douchebag. Kimbo would get knocked the fuck out so fast it's not even funny. Kimbo is a street fighter. Toney is the real deal, a champion boxer. GTFO with that shit.


Kimbo would do to Toney what he did to Ray Mercer. Kimbo barely trained at all in the ground game when he destroyed Mercer, yet he rushed him right off he bat and immediately took him down and ended the fight.

Lately he's been actually training how to grapple and has a decent ground game, and he'd just do the same thing.

He won't do what stupid Silvia did with Mercer and try and stand there with him - then he'd get KO'd for sure.

[jrow]

im just ready to see toney fight,i dont care who its against i just wanna see him get in the octagon.enough with all the talking lets see what the mans got.

[Mankind]

Care to elaborate?

Penis. Shlong. Cock. Weiner.

[Mankind]

Brock has never fought a slick, black fighter

aint any good ones round

[James23]

Penis. Shlong. Cock. Weiner.

Sounds about on par with what I expected your intelligence to be.

Thanks for not disappointing.

[sitiyzal]

Rogan has taken Toney's comments too seriously & is just stating the obvious.

[James23]

Bump for the people who haven't seen it and for sheer entertainment.

[Nosbor]

The Viking stuff was pretty funny. However I believe Lesnar is German. He sure looks like a big Kraut. In addition some of his tatoos contain Germanic style imagery.

[derrick]

The problem with Brock Lesnar is he has paper skin. He cuts way to easy to be fighting.

[James23]

The problem with Brock Lesnar is he has paper skin. He cuts way to easy to be fighting.

What?

He's been cut once in his 5 fights. And that was off a break from a right hand by Randy Couture. It would have dropped or at least wobbled most fighters. It barely made him flinch. And it was above his eye and that's an easy place to get a cut because of the relative excess of skin.

So, in short, no.

[rusty nails]

joe rogan is one of the realest people out there.. Id love to hang out with the guy..

[Deckard]

I recomend everyone watch/listen to his 2 hour podcast show on itunes or ustream. Very funny and cool stuff.

[alex-boxer42]

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Wow, I just went through the first hour of that. It's truly great. Rogan touches on lots of issues and the second half hour he completely crushes religion."No. It's nonsense. Some dudes in robes who fuck your kids are not god. THEY don't have the answers. NO ONE has the answer......maybe ganstarr has the answer...."


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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :good

I'll finish the rest tomorow. I'd encourage anyone to watch the whole thing.

[rusty nails]

Wow, I just went through the first hour of that. It's truly great. Rogan touches on lots of issues and the second half hour he completely crushes religion."No. It's nonsense. Some dudes in robes who fuck your kids are not god. THEY don't have the answers. NO ONE has the answer......maybe ganstarr has the answer...."


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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA :good

I'll finish the rest tomorow. I'd encourage anyone to watch the whole thing.

The funniest part is where hes describing how brock lesnar came to be and whats going to happen to james toney at the 34:00 minute mark.. :rofl

[alex-boxer42]

The funniest part is where hes describing how brock lesnar came to be and whats going to happen to james toney at the 34:00 minute mark.. :rofl

and how if there was no society, everyone he beat up would be chained up in his backyard working for him, hoping that he wouldn't one day decide to fuck them up. haha. Its all much better than his stand up IMO.

[puertorricane]

LOL funny how joe rogan doesnt mention that james toney is a shot, old and over the hill boxer that cant get a boxing match because nobody takes him seriously.. he gives james toney a lot of credit becuase he has ulterior motives.. they want to put toney in MMA so he gets his ass kicked and then they gonna go of on how MMA is a lot harder then boxing and how a boxer cant hang in MMA.. please.. brock lesnar is the best of the best heavyweights in his prime and the UFC champion.. if you gonna put him with a boxer have him fight one of the klitschkos brothers

:hat

[James23]

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Here's a video of his newest podcast and I'm about 10 minutes into it and all I gotta say is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Fuck that's some funny shit! I'll hint that it's something to do with pillows.

[DudeGuyMan]

LOL funny how joe rogan doesnt mention that james toney is a shot, old and over the hill boxer that cant get a boxing match because nobody takes him seriously

This. He's a 40+ old fatty who won his first title at 160 pounds and has been fighting professionally since 1989. Him against Lesnar in an MMA match is about as compelling as digging Royce Gracie up and making him box Klitschko.

[alex-boxer42]

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Here's a video of his newest podcast and I'm about 10 minutes into it and all I gotta say is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Fuck that's some funny shit! I'll hint that it's something to do with pillows.

They are talking about a bunch of weird shit like jacking off. Which is fine I geuss, but the first vid is much better I think.


Does anyone know if there is one where he comments on pudz's last fight with the jap dude. I'm talking after it happened. He did make some hilarious comments about the sylvia fight coming up about 15 minutes in or so in the first one. lol thinks pudz is in trouble like everyone else. Thanks.

[holmes]

LOL funny how joe rogan doesnt mention that james toney is a shot, old and over the hill boxer that cant get a boxing match because nobody takes him seriously.. he gives james toney a lot of credit becuase he has ulterior motives.. they want to put toney in MMA so he gets his ass kicked and then they gonna go of on how MMA is a lot harder then boxing and how a boxer cant hang in MMA.. please.. brock lesnar is the best of the best heavyweights in his prime and the UFC champion.. if you gonna put him with a boxer have him fight one of the klitschkos brothers

:hat
Now that would be something I'd love to see. I think that would sell HUGE to put in Lesnar with a klitshcko.

[TheMaverick]

Spot on with what he said, I look forward to seeing Toney in the UFC.

[TheMaverick]

LOL funny how joe rogan doesnt mention that james toney is a shot, old and over the hill boxer that cant get a boxing match because nobody takes him seriously.. he gives james toney a lot of credit becuase he has ulterior motives.. they want to put toney in MMA so he gets his ass kicked and then they gonna go of on how MMA is a lot harder then boxing and how a boxer cant hang in MMA.. please.. brock lesnar is the best of the best heavyweights in his prime and the UFC champion.. if you gonna put him with a boxer have him fight one of the klitschkos brothers

:hat

Agreed, I didn't look at it that way at first but after reading your post its made me think that maybe they are doing this so they can say that MMA is tougher, oh well, we will see this year anyway!

[Joe Palooka]

Now that would be something I'd love to see. I think that would sell HUGE to put in Lesnar with a klitshcko.

Itd be exactly the same as Toney v Brock.