Marcos Rene Maidana vs. Demarcus Corley

[IntentionalButt]

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[Boxed Ears]

I hate that this is taking place in so many ways. I'm leaning toward the under...

[IntentionalButt]

I hate that this is taking place in so many ways. I'm leaning toward the under...

Leaning? I did an immediate diving faceplant. :yep

[SteveO]

1/15? Woof.

[IntentionalButt]

1/15? Woof.

Actually, in real life it's 1/25. 1/15 was completely made up (by me) just to make this viable. You're welcome. :yep

[Hozumi's Hook]

350 on the under.

[Abdullah]

3352 on Maidana

[Boxed Ears]

How cool would it be if I bet heavy on the under and Corley caught Maidana with a fluke shot and laid his ass out Ottke/Mundine style? Corley could win and I would win too. Please, God, I know I don't technically believe you exist...but I definitely will if you make this happen...Amen. Oh, andi'llbeyourbestfriend, amen.

[IntentionalButt]

How cool would it be if I bet heavy on the under and Corley caught Maidana with a fluke shot and laid his ass out Ottke/Mundine style? Corley could win and I would win too. Please, God, I know I don't technically believe you exist...but I definitely will if you make this happen...Amen. Oh, andi'llbeyourbestfriend, amen.

Fluke shot, Ottke/Mundine style? :huh

Corley has considerable front-runner power and Maidana was in serious trouble early against Ortiz.

It would be a massive upset but if it's going to happen for Corley, early KO is the only possible way.

[Lazarus]

Trust me when I say Maidana has a solid chin. It's just his habits of not having good defence. Ortiz is a power puncher and if the punches hit you clean they will drop you.

People saw Maidana get up from Ortiz's shots. He wasn't hurt.

Shot shot Corley doesn't have a chance IMO. He's been shot for what? 5 years? And I doubt he's getting very good money for it either.

Tempted to go for Under 6.5.

[Boxed Ears]

Fluke shot, Ottke/Mundine style? :huh

Corley has considerable front-runner power and Maidana was in serious trouble early against Ortiz.

It would be a massive upset but if it's going to happen for Corley, early KO is the only possible way.

Oh, yes, if Corley knocked Maidana out cold it wouldn't be a fluke at all...Now, hand Uncle Boxed Ears his pipe back, please. I didn't mean to imply Corley has Ottke's power, why would you assume that? I thought of a fluke knockout and that came to mind. It's a reasonable instance of a fluke, I'd say.

[IntentionalButt]

Oh, yes, if Corley knocked Maidana out cold it wouldn't be a fluke at all...Now, hand Uncle Boxed Ears his pipe back, please. I didn't mean to imply Corley has Ottke's power, why would you assume that? I thought of a fluke knockout and that came to mind. It's a reasonable instance of a fluke, I'd say.

You can have your pipe back when Corley sparks Maidana.

[Boxed Ears]

You can have your pipe back when Corley sparks Maidana.

Well, if it happens, my brother, I will toke to such a degree that Keith Richards would shout "Take it down a notch, if you wanna live, fool!". ...Or, more accurately, he would say "Ey tagadonnanosh effyawunnalifoo!...aycunnawiddaddowshuwonzatup muhfuggincronk nilltodey." and you will toke with me in celebration. Then we will both wake up in Mexico with tattoos of DeMarcus Corley wearing the predator mask, standing over an unconscious Maidana. It's a shame, I have nothing against Maidana.

[IntentionalButt]

Well, if it happens, my brother, I will toke to such a degree that Keith Richards would shout "Take it down a notch, if you wanna live, fool!". ...Or, more accurately, he would say "Ey tagadonnanosh effyawunnalifoo!...aycunnawiddaddowshuwonzatup muhfuggincronk nilltodey." and you will toke with me in celebration. Then we will both wake up in Mexico with tattoos of DeMarcus Corley wearing the predator mask, standing over an unconscious Maidana. It's a shame, I have nothing against Maidana.

:ibutt

[Boxed Ears]

I know Corley's got the experience and skill to possibly make it interesting and stay in till later...but at his age...guess the under is safer...maybe...possibly...kind of...sort of...perhaps. If only his name were "Victor" Corley, I'd be sure and say "Hey, these things come in threes." but no.

[Nico]

Let me look into my crystal ball.....yep, this will be a one-sided ass whooping in Maidana's favor.