vBookie? WTF am I doing wrong?

[thesandman]

I've had one vBookie bet, and went to bet on Wlad stomping WhoNex Peter.

The only bets I can see are Hopkins v Jones (I fancy Hopkins in that one), and a couple of other smaller fights.

WTF am I doing wrong? I'm clicking the vbookie link, then the vbookie home link, and that's what's coming up?

[iceman]

i have the most vcash

[Haggis McJackass]

I've had one vBookie bet, and went to bet on Wlad stomping WhoNex Peter.

The only bets I can see are Hopkins v Jones (I fancy Hopkins in that one), and a couple of others that happened in April.

WTF am I doing wrong? I'm clicking the vbookie link, then the vbookie home link, and that's what's coming up?

If you have an issue with vbookie, the best thing to do is be patient and polite, and you should only get banned for one week for making a thread asking for help. :good

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[janeschicken]

i have the most vcash

:lol::lol::lol:

And somewhere, Haggis is banned again for wanting his 5,000 VCASH.. ah, the inequities of the Internet.

[Haggis McJackass]

While we're helping people with their vbookie issues, could I get my 5300 vcash? :lol:

Jenna has done her best to help, but I feel bad asking her to spend 5 minutes fixing a vbookie problem, since she never volunteered to be a vbookie and had no idea that a vbookie might sometimes have to spend a few moments looking after people's bets. :good

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[SterlingVoid]

While we're helping people with their vbookie issues, could I get my 5300 vcash? :lol:

Jenna has done her best to help, but I feel bad asking her to spend 5 minutes fixing a vbookie problem, since she never volunteered to be a vbookie and had no idea that a vbookie might sometimes have to spend a few moments looking after people's bets. :good

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Thats maybe because she is a stuck up bitch :yep

[thesandman]

If you have an issue with vbookie, the best thing to do is be patient and polite, and you should only get banned for one week for making a thread asking for help. :good

:hat

I am being patient. So patient apparently I can still see the Hopkins v Jones jr 2 fight.

I wouldn't mind if I could put some vcash on it.


If you have an issue with vbookie, the best thing to do is be patient and polite, and you should only get banned for one week for making a thread asking for help. :good

:hat


See you in a week then!


(It was your thread - that has now vanished into the ether - that prompted me to check vbookie in the first place, you bastard...)

[Boxed Ears]

I've had one vBookie bet, and went to bet on Wlad stomping WhoNex Peter.

The only bets I can see are Hopkins v Jones (I fancy Hopkins in that one), and a couple of other smaller fights.

WTF am I doing wrong? I'm clicking the vbookie link, then the vbookie home link, and that's what's coming up?

I love the vBookie and think it's a lot of fun. The thing is, they often don't put the thread up until very, very close to the fight to get the odds decent. It's not an automatic thing, it's anyone who will take the time out of their day and the trouble to make the thread who wants to do it (like IB). So, it's not like if there's a fight, it's definitely there to find. The BHOP/Jones thread...it just won't die, I don't know why. It leads nowhere also. :lol:

[Boxing Girl]

While we're helping people with their vbookie issues, could I get my 5300 vcash? :lol:

Jenna has done her best to help, but I feel bad asking her to spend 5 minutes fixing a vbookie problem, since she never volunteered to be a vbookie and had no idea that a vbookie might sometimes have to spend a few moments looking after people's bets. :good

:hat

It's not 5 minutes, it's 20 events that need to be set up for everyone to get there v-cash....you are no better then anyone else on that front. The last event was put into place with all the correct odds and a issue that NO ONE said would happen....happened. I'm not one that messed up that first events payout....and it's not my fault the v-bookie system blows and moved everyone's cash around. It's NOTat all my job to fix other bookies fuck ups....I just set the event up to save someone else from having to do it, and that person would of just set up the same odds as the last event, not the adjusted that counted for loses. If you really wanted your v-cash, where everyone else gets screwed....then you should of emailed admin as only they can manually set it. I mod more then one forum and I was not at all put in charge of fixing everyone elses screw ups.....grow up it's fucking v-cash :nut

[Boxing Girl]

Thats maybe because she is a stuck up bitch :yep

Nope, I was quite reasonable.....he came in there bitching about money he said he lost on other events and want to be paid back for those also......even the ones someone else pointed out to him he should not of been paid on. If it was as simple as manually ad******g it, it would of been done.

[Haggis McJackass]

It's not 5 minutes, it's 20 events that need to be set up for everyone to get there v-cash....you are no better then anyone else on that front. The last event was put into place with all the correct odds and a issue that NO ONE said would happen....happened. I'm not one that messed up that first events payout....and it's not my fault the v-bookie system blows and moved everyone's cash around. It's NOT at my job to fix other bookies fuck ups....I just set the event up to save someone else from having to do it, and that person would of just set up the same odds as the last event, not the adjusted that counted for loses. If you really wanted your v-cash, where everyone else gets screwed....then you should of emailed admin as only they can manually set it. I mod more then one forum and I was not at all put in charge of fixing everyone elses screw ups.....grow up it's fucking v-cash :nut

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Oh I'm sorry, I thought you volunteered to be a vbookie, and I was also under the impression that you made a fixup thread, and then fixed nothing, and then banned me for pointing out that you fixed nothing.

Maybe you should ban IntentionalButt too, since he actually knows the vbookie program and pointed out to you ahead of time that your solution wasn't going to work.

Instead of modding more than one forum, maybe you should choose one thing and concentrate on actually doing it, eh?

Or, alternatively, you could just carry on like a spoiled princess, and ban me again. That'll show me and anyone else who reckons you're a crap mod. :good

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[SterlingVoid]

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Oh I'm sorry, I thought you volunteered to be a vbookie, and I was also under the impression that you made a fixup thread, and then fixed nothing.

Instead of modding more than one forum, maybe you should choose one thing and concentrate on actually doing it, eh?

Or, alternatively, you could just carry on like a spoiled princess, and ban me again. That'll show me and anyone else who reckons you're a crap mod. :good

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[thesandman]

i have the most vcash

Put it all on Sam Peter.

3rd Round KO with a double handed punch behind the head while a green man pours poisoned water in Wlads mouth, with Lennox Lewis's corrupt black ring doctor calling off the fight after getting a secret hand signal from Emmanuel Steward.

(Have I missed anything out there?)


I really pray for a massively controversial ending to this fight. Somethign that melts this board down....

[SterlingVoid]

Nope, I was quite reasonable.....he came in there bitching about money he said he lost on other events and want to be paid back for those also......even the ones someone else pointed out to him he should not of been paid on. If it was as simple as manually ad******g it, it would of been done.

I was just talking in general rather than it being specific to this topic ;)

[Boxing Girl]

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Oh I'm sorry, I thought you volunteered to be a vbookie, and I was also under the impression that you made a fixup thread, and then fixed nothing.

Instead of modding more than one forum, maybe you should choose one thing and concentrate on actually doing it, eh?

Or, alternatively, you could just carry on like a spoiled princess, and ban me again. That'll show me and anyone else who reckons you're a crap mod. :good

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You are again wrong....I did not ask to be a bookie, and I'm not a bookie.....I can just set events up cause I'm a Mod....and you got a payout, that would of been the same amount as if someone else had did it....I do find it quite funny you got yourself banned over pathetic v-cash :lol:

[SterlingVoid]

You are again wrong....I did not ask to be a bookie, and I'm not a bookie.....I can just set events up cause I'm a Mod....and you got a payout, that would of been the same amount as if someone else had did it....I do find it uite funny you got yourself banned over pathetic v-cash :lol:

When you say got yourself banned do you mean you banned him because thats not really the same thing.

[thesandman]

Can you lot fuck off back to Haggis's thread that was mysteriously deleted and argue about this.

I don't give a fuck who's to blame for all that shit. Altho in good old corporate speak, a good leader takes ownership of an issue and resolves it regardless, rather than spewing blame on others.



Give me a straight answer somebody.

Am I going to right page? There are only 3 bets available right now, and 1 of them is Hopkins v Jones Jr.

That's all I need to know.

[Boxed Ears]

You are again wrong....I did not ask to be a bookie, and I'm not a bookie.....I can just set events up cause I'm a Mod....and you got a payout, that would of been the same amount as if someone else had did it....I do find it quite funny you got yourself banned over pathetic v-cash :lol:



Whoa, what do you mean "pathetic v-cash"? For some of us, it's all we've got! After the Dawson fight, someone had to talk me down from a roof top. I was really going to do it. I had filled my pockets full of candy and everything.

[Boxing Girl]

When you say got yourself banned do you mean you banned him because thats not really the same thing.

got himself, as he know it would and he still did it anyways....and seeing as 3 mods agreed, he did not do himself any favors :nut

[Boxing Girl]

Whoa, what do you mean "pathetic v-cash"? For some of us, it's all we've got! After the Dawson fight, someone had to talk me down from a roof top. I was really going to do it. I had filled my pockets full of candy and everything.

I put 35,000 v-cash on jacobs just cause I was pissed about a upset....when I lost, i said o well at least it's play money :lol:

[janeschicken]

This is some of the best shit this forum's had since Zelenoff left.

[Boxing Girl]

i have the most vcash

that won't be like that for long :good Whatever you do, don't bet it.....it messes up the other payouts.

[SterlingVoid]

got himself, as he know it would and he still did it anyways....and seeing as 3 mods agreed, he did not do himself any favors :nut

I would really trust what you say as you have been known to be a liar and to try and twist things for your benefit.:verysad

[Boxing Girl]

This is some of the best shit this forum's had since Zelenoff left.

Left...more like forcefully removed over and over until he got the message.

[Haggis McJackass]

You are again wrong....I did not ask to be a bookie, and I'm not a bookie.....I can just set events up cause I'm a Mod....and you got a payout, that would of been the same amount as if someone else had did it....I do find it uite funny you got yourself banned over pathetic v-cash :lol:

Oh right, so you actually had nothing to do with it. You're nor vindictive and incompetent, you're merely ineffective.

So when you came into the forum and:

* Started a fixup thread, (with a whole lot of bitchy attitude right from the start, when nobody was even upset at all) and then

* Were warned by a vbookie that your fix wasn't going to work because you were telling the program to do something it's not designed to do, and then

* Went ahead and tried it anyway, resulting in a fail, and then

* Locked the thread without fixing anything, and then

* Banned the event's biggest better because he asked for his winnings,

that was the end of it, it was all done and finished, was it?

And by the way darling, I don't "get myself banned." You banned me. Fine, you're a mod, whatever, do what you like.

I bow to you, Jenna. You are the mod, and I submit to your authority. Can I get my fucking 5300 vcash now?

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[Boxing Girl]

I would really trust what you say as you have been known to be a liar and to try and twist things for your benefit.:verysad

Nope, it's a story.

[Boxed Ears]

You know Sand, sometimes things can go wrong on the vBookie, I should warn you, if you haven't figured it out on this thread yet. You can lose your shirt, trying to have a flutter.

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I put 35,000 v-cash on jacobs just cause I was pissed about a upset....when I lost, i said o well at least it's play money :lol:

If that were me, I'd have been on the six o'clock news trying to take out a post office. ...When everybody would find out my motive, this site would probably get a major traffic increase.

[Rumsfeld]

Oh right, so you actually had nothing to do with it, and so when you came into the forum and:

* Started a fixup thread, (with a whole lot of bitchy attitude right from the start, when nobody was even upset at all) and then

* Were warned by a vbookie that your fix wasn't going to work because you were telling the program to do something it's not designed to do, and then

* Went ahead and tried it anyway, resulting in a fail, and then

* Locked the thread without fixing anything, and then

* Banned the event's biggest better because he asked for his winnings,

that was the end of it, it was all done and finished, was it?

And by the way darling, I don't "get myself banned." You banned me. Fine, you're a mod, whatever, do what you like.

I bow to you, Jenna. You are the mod, and I submit to your authority. Can I get my fucking 5300 vcash now?

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Haggis, I was the one who fucked up the v-bookie event.

The fix-up she attempted (on my behalf because I was busy) did not payout correctly due to a system error, and it wasn't for the reasons IB stated.

I swear I will fix it at some point soon, please be patient!

[thesandman]

You know Sand, sometimes things can go wrong on the vBookie, I should warn you, if you haven't figured it out on this thread yet. You can lose your shirt, trying to have a flutter.


:lol: Yeah, starting to get that impression.


I might sit back and watch from here on in.

Watch Haggis see how far he can push until he gets banned....

[janeschicken]

Haggis, how quickly after you survived the earthquake did your mind return to the pressing matter of the VCASH?

[Boxing Girl]

Oh right, so you actually had nothing to do with it, and so when you came into the forum and:

* Started a fixup thread, (with a whole lot of bitchy attitude right from the start, when nobody was even upset at all) and then

* Were warned by a vbookie that your fix wasn't going to work because you were telling the program to do something it's not designed to do, and then

* Went ahead and tried it anyway, resulting in a fail, and then

* Locked the thread without fixing anything, and then

* Banned the event's biggest better because he asked for his winnings,

that was the end of it, it was all done and finished, was it?

And by the way darling, I don't "get myself banned." You banned me. Fine, you're a mod, whatever, do what you like.

I bow to you, Jenna. You are the mod, and I submit to your authority. Can I get my fucking 5300 vcash now?

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I started the thread with a normal attitude....the only bitch in there was you asking for money on other events you were not even owed v-cash for :lol:

I locked the thread as a payout was given out and even with the correct odds adjusted, it just did not give what it should of.

I hope you are not talking about IB :rofl

I OWNED him quite badly on that when I quoted what he really said WOULD happen..........

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he only said the v-cash could get moved from one bet to another....that NEVER happened.....HE tried to pull that I told you do shit and I called him out on it.....so you fail again.

What happened, WAS NEVER MENTIONED....it was a first for the v-bookie system....are you too thick to understand this :nut

As for you getting banned, you were clearly asking for it acting like a total cunt about it with a diva attitude about something as stupid as v-cash...you need to get a grip on life bro.

[Boxing Girl]

Haggis you need to grow the fuck up, on something so stupid as v-cash and not speak on shit, when you have no idea what you are talking about. The issue was Rumsfeld's fuck up, and it was not the first payout he screwed up. The fix up thread was done in a way that everyone could work out what odds they would need to get paid what they would have got, plus their loses from the first thread. The odds where changed from 2/15, which was the last threads payout odds, to different ones to fit the posters current amount of cash, to get the amount they should of ended up with. The event reflected the changed odds, but upon payout they did not give the adjusted odds payout, only a small one. This is an issue not one person even suggested could happen, and the only person that said anything at was someone that did not know what the fuck they were talking about. and were wrong about it. They had screwed up events were the cash got moved around when they edited the thread. They did not know what they were doing as that has never happened to me and did not happen like they suggested. So they were wrong and you were wrong for bitching about something so stupid as fake forum cash, as you have a made yourself look like a asshole for inaccurate account about what went down, and you were out of line for taking shots at me insulting me for something that was not at all my fault. You earned you first ban, as 3 out of the 3 mods that commented agreed you needed a vacation.

You came back, and complained about your ban in the open forum with complete disregard for the posted forum rules about not doing that very thing. You got another ban, and this one was again agreed upon by the majority of mods. You came back yet again, and you brought the issue to the open forum again, and this time I thought I would try a different approach since I was around to see this, and took on your bullshit despite the fact I would of again been supported in banning you. I gave you stated facts on the whole situation that you were to stupid to realise before, and that really should of been the end to it.

But I see, that a mod helped bring this issue out in the open again, and you again broke the stated forum rules with your posts, and I very well could ban you for this, as 2 other mods nearly did the same thing, but I'm actually going to give you one final chance that I really should not be giving you. Drop this pathedic chip on your shoulder that you have, and stop being so childish about something so stupid as v-cash :nut I did not fuck up your cash payout, and I did everything I could to try and get everyone what they should of got with that payout thread, and the system would not allow it work the way the posted odds said they should. Someone would have to make 20 separate threads, with adjusted odds to fit everyone's v-cash to make it work using this system, which is not all all worth the time and effort it would take to do so. If you really wanted your v-cash you could of handled yourself in a more mature manner and sent a pm to admin to have it manually fixed, despite everyone else that you think you are above cause you bet more cash. You were wrong in the way you went all about this, and I'm giving you one final courtesy warning on this, if you can't grow up and drop this issue and accept your ban was just per the posted forum rules. Then you will be permanently removed from this forum, and I won't even be the moderator pulling that trigger. If you don't care about posting here, and don't care that majority of the moderators think your a asshole, then all I can say is better luck elsewhere.