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Rumsfeld
12-07-2007, 08:51 AM
Stellar piece on the front page! Long Live Larry!!!

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All hail Larry Merchant
[Only registered and activated users can see links] - By Lacey Kyler: As many of my Mushroom Mag readers probably know, I am a huge boxing ([Only registered and activated users can see links]) fan and an even bigger fan of HBO's commentator, Larry Merchant. He is quite a character and one who undeniably raises the entertainment value of even the most monotonous of match-ups.

For almost 30 years, HBO has had a gem in Larry Merchant as far as unexpected laughs and classic quotes go, so why, why why WHY would they replace him with the dull, predictable, and insufferable voice of Max Kellerman? Larry Merchant is a boxing institution. His hilarious quotes coupled with his frankness while performing a post fight interview is unrivaled.




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LogDog69
12-07-2007, 08:57 AM
:confused:
Rumsfeld
12-07-2007, 09:24 AM
Kellerman sucks donkey balls!

:smoke
Holmes' Jab
12-07-2007, 09:26 AM
Merchant KO1 Kellerman. :good


Ps: Nice article btw, Lacey.
tragicliston
12-07-2007, 09:28 AM
Nice job, Lacey!
lillarry
12-07-2007, 09:28 AM
Kellerman sucks donkey balls!

:smoke


Can you explain why Kellerman sucks donkey ball?
fatcity
12-07-2007, 09:32 AM
Larry is THE MAN.Period.Great article ,Rummy.:good
Shpion
12-07-2007, 09:52 AM
Great article. The only thing Kellerman can do when Larry is still alive is to serve Larry his whiskey and coffee.
Rumsfeld
12-07-2007, 09:55 AM
Larry is THE MAN.Period.Great article ,Rummy.:good
Thanks, but the credit belongs entirely to the author of this wonderful piece, ESB's very own Lacey! She penned this magnificent piece, not I.

:smoke
tragicliston
12-07-2007, 10:09 AM
Can you explain why Kellerman sucks donkey ball?

He likes the way they taste?
LogDog69
12-07-2007, 10:30 AM
He likes the way they taste?

No no Mr. Tragic...you almost had it right. He actually FUCKING LOVES the way they taste! :lol: :D
Viking Worrier
12-07-2007, 11:59 AM
No doubt, Merchant FTW!
vonBanditos
12-07-2007, 12:01 PM
Where can I get the hat?
Rumsfeld
12-07-2007, 12:02 PM
Where can I get the hat?

:rofl
TRUEBELIEVER 66
12-07-2007, 12:18 PM
Great article. The only thing Kellerman can do when Larry is still alive is to serve Larry his whiskey and coffee.
:lol:
TRUEBELIEVER 66
12-07-2007, 12:18 PM
I'll take the old man over Kellerman any day of the week..
Marquito_666
12-07-2007, 12:23 PM
Merchant is f*cking superior to Kellerman, no doubt.