Im one of you now \o/

[Sai]

Finally got my visa through, so Im claiming honourary Australianness. (is that even a word). I eagerly await my BBQ set to be sent and am looking forward to a career more rewarding than selling alcohol to arsebandits in Darlinghurst.

\o/

[chinachin_76]

I think the correct term is 'Australian Citizenship'. Welcome to the country mate.

[Dr Gonzo]

Finally got my visa through, so Im claiming honourary Australianness. (is that even a word). I eagerly await my BBQ set to be sent and am looking forward to a career more rewarding than selling alcohol to arsebandits in Darlinghurst.

\o/

welcome! where did you come from?

[Sai]

Im from South Wales, but been in England for a few years before I came over here to live with my girfriend whos an Aussie. We had to be living here together a year before we could get the visa sorted though, which is always a pain in the arse when youve got no work rights.

[EelsRule]

Do us a favour you scummy POM, shower daily over here and brush your grotty teeth.

[chinachin_76]

Do us a favour you scummy POM, shower daily over here and brush your grotty teeth.
:lol: That's a tad harsh.

[Sai]

Do us a favour you scummy POM, shower daily over here and brush your grotty teeth.

Usually Im too busy drinking tea, but Ill try my best. Tell you what, if you stop stealing stuff, take off the cork hat and stop fucking kangaroos I promise to clean my teeth more. Deal?

[EelsRule]

Yeah, thats the come back I was looking for.
Just leave our fags alone. Some of them posts here (under the name Oztriker and Muttley), and they are usually very good swimmers.

[IrnBruMan]

Usually Im too busy drinking tea, but Ill try my best. Tell you what, if you stop stealing stuff, take off the cork hat and stop fucking kangaroos I promise to clean my teeth more. Deal?

:lol:

nice one Sai - EelsRule is our resident shitferbrains - he doesn't quite grasp subtle concepts, such as the difference between a taff and a pom.

Disregard him, he's the 1% us Australians try to pretend doesn't exist - the forgotten race :yep

[Hmmm]

Nothing wrong with what eels said :good

He's being australian and making a point that we give each other S@#t and know how to take an insult as a joke ;) :good

[Marcus]

welcome sai, hope you enjoy it here mate

[EelsRule]

poor Muttleys timing was not the best was it. Most would have picked up the generalising humour. Not our mate Mutt. Muttley is a strong swimmer.

[ashley]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB MATE :good

[buddynabuick]

Finally got my visa through, so Im claiming honourary Australianness. (is that even a word). I eagerly await my BBQ set to be sent and am looking forward to a career more rewarding than selling alcohol to arsebandits in Darlinghurst.

\o/


Congrats man! Just prepare yourself cause someone is bound to call you a attention whore or a fag:yep

[Sai]

Im a big boy, I reckon I can probably take it. Cheers for all the kind regards btw guys. Eelsrule, sorry if Im being a bit stupid mate, but whats all the "strong swimmer" stuff about Ive never heard that one before.

[BoppaZoo]

Im a big boy, I reckon I can probably take it. Cheers for all the kind regards btw guys. Eelsrule, sorry if Im being a bit stupid mate, but whats all the "strong swimmer" stuff about Ive never heard that one before.all i will say im happy for you means you dont have to follow England in the cricket anymore you can cliam you follow the Aussies.
:lol:

[Hmmm]

but you'll never be able to hide your true identity here. All you have to do is smile with your teeth showing :tong

[Big Red Meat Axe]

Good for you mate. :good

[Barge FTA]

I'm not going to welcome you, because this has nothing to do with f%$&ing boxing!!!

[EelsRule]

Our highest profile "arsebandit" (as you put it) is a former swimmer. But you guys havent had a strong swimmer for so that that it is no surprise you've never heard of him.
About Muttley, you will get used to him. He is always a bit behind. Lets just say his brain is an Amega500. Bit outdated.