Anyone doing a UFC 81 Round by Round??? PLEASE!!!

[RUSKULL]

C'mon, no one wants to chip in with me for this one :-(

[IntentionalButt]

Maybe...how much does this POS cost? If it's less than $40 I suppose I have nothing better to do tonight than crack a beer and step to the plate...

[Dostoevsky]

What time does it start GMT?

[Beebs]

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[AJAX]

I won't be back till after the fights as much as I would like to do a play by play....

[RUSKULL]

Maybe...how much does this POS cost? If it's less than $40 I suppose I have nothing better to do tonight than crack a beer and step to the plate...

I would greatly appreciate it! :good

My wife won't let me spend $40 on it by myself & my MMA friend Mike is too low on funds. :-(

[IntentionalButt]

I would greatly appreciate it! :good

My wife won't let me spend $40 on it by myself & my MMA friend Mike is too low on funds. :-(
Looks like it's $45. :twisted: Sorry. :conf

Is there not going to be a stream? If there is one, I'll do a RBR based on that for whoever can't access it for whatever reason.

[WiDDoW_MaKeR]

There is always a live stream. Go download *******. Or even most times it is on the old Winamp on MMATV.

[Dostoevsky]

Is it starting soon? What time does it begin? 9:00?

[IntentionalButt]

There is always a live stream. Go download *******. Or even most times it is on the old Winamp on MMATV.

I have *******, silly goose. Usually there's a thread a few hours before the fight, I hadn't seen one yet.

[AJAX]

it's at 10:oo est

[Polymath]

Its not on *******:|

[rydersonthestorm]

It is:huh

[Polymath]

It is:huh

Linkie link?

[IntentionalButt]

it is on mma-tv just a heads up

Looks like I'll be cracking that beer and setting up the laptop on the sofa after all! :p

[Dostoevsky]

The WWE(and TNA) is invading the UFC!
Stone Cold, Undertaker, Kurt Angle, Bradshaw are all in attendance!

[IntentionalButt]

The WWE(and TNA) is invading the UFC!
Stone Cold, Undertaker, Kurt Angle, Bradshaw are all in attendance!

:barf

Glad none of then are interested in boxing careers.

[RUSKULL]

Starts at 10pm EST right?

[onceagain]

what is this mma-tv shit? i have winamp, how do i get it working? or does anyone have a ******* link?

[El Puma]

Looks like I'll be cracking that beer and setting up the laptop on the sofa after all! :p:good:good:good:good:happy:happy:happy:happyyour the man!!!!!

[Tyson 2005]

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Hope this helps...

[onceagain]

i know someone here has to have a stream... hook that shit up. PM me if you want to

[IntentionalButt]

Some nobodies fighting right now. I don't know, maybe they're good, I don't know 'em. I'll admit I'm a very casual MMA fan.

Gleison Tibau is one dude's name.

I'm probably not going to do this fight too closely.

[IntentionalButt]

Actually these guys are pretty striky. Entertaining...

The Tibau fellow (who looks sort of like Gatti, at least in the tiny display window on this fuzzy stream) was getting rocked and took the other guy down effortlessly.

[onceagain]

I kind of felt bad for Bonds when he got booed :lol:

[El Puma]

I kind of felt bad for Bonds when he got booed :lol:Not me. I can forgive the steroids but not being the gigantic asshole that he is.

[IntentionalButt]

Tyson Griffin UD Gleison Tibau

This was like an old school UFC fight. Superior striker versus superior grappler. Striker won.

[rydersonthestorm]

To be fair griffin is meant to be a grappler.

[Polymath]

I liked that fight. Awesome body punches from Griffin, dont see it too much in mma

[Dostoevsky]

Hulk Hogan is also in attendance.

Tyson Griffin is always in exciting fights.

[IntentionalButt]

Ricardo Almeida just scored a sweet flipping guillotine choke over Rob Yundt

[IntentionalButt]

To be fair griffin is meant to be a grappler.

Seriously? :lol:

[IntentionalButt]

Jeremy Horn just entered the ring to "Back In Black" - wearing white. :lol:

[El Puma]

Jeremy Horn just entered the ring to "Back In Black" - wearing white. :lol::rofl:rofl

[IntentionalButt]

:rofl:rofl

Sorry, 'octagon'. :oops:

[IntentionalButt]

Nate Marquardt submitted him with a standing guillotine in the 2nd! :scaredas:

And Horn was owning him at the end of the last round, very nearly locking a gogoplata.

[Dostoevsky]

Is Lesnar coming out soon?

[onceagain]

best intro song ever

where is my mind indeed

[IntentionalButt]

Is Lesnar coming out soon?

No. David Heath is walking out. To the Pixies' Where Is My Mind? :yep

[Polymath]

Heath's music is teh Pixies I like him:D

[Gonzo]

Has the fight started.

[Dostoevsky]

Fuck David Heath! Get Lesnar and Mir on!

[onceagain]

WHAT THE UFCK?

dawda

[IntentionalButt]

Tim Boetsch, a replacement opponent on 10 days notice just KTFO David Heath after delivering a five minute beating, 90% with his legs. :shock:

Damn. :!:

[Dostoevsky]

Now....I'm getting nervous....

[IntentionalButt]

Now....I'm getting nervous....

Main events coming up.

[Polymath]

Jeetkoondo:lol:

[onceagain]

is it fucked up i want nog to break both of sylvia's arms so that he can still use them in every day life, but never fight again?

[IntentionalButt]

Jeetkoondo:lol:

Kune. :nono

[chimba]

I like this guy Boetch..The guy can box and kick..and parries well..good reflexes..not refined by any means but covering up, hands up..very good and that throw!!..lol Guys got serious power...supposedly hes a wrestler

[Dostoevsky]

Is it Lesnar-Mir first or Nog-Sylvia?
Which is the main main event?

[Mob]

Is it Lesnar-Mir first or Nog-Sylvia?
Which is the main main event?

Technically, Nog-Sylvia is the ME.

[Dostoevsky]

Okay, I hear Mir is coming out first!
Pretty disrespectful to a former heavyweight champion but oh well.

[IntentionalButt]

Technically, Nog-Sylvia is the ME.

Correct. It is the HW title fight, and Lesnar-Mir is the "draw".

[onceagain]

Brock looks a bit nervous, no?

[chimba]

Guy in Mirs corner showing Mir a picture of his family..lol...feed the family!!.Beat this Giant and you are semi famous lol

[Dostoevsky]

I'm fucking nervous!
Fuck!!

[IntentionalButt]

Brock looks a bit nervous, no?

Yeah. :lol:

[Ted Stickles]

I'm fucking nervous!
Fuck!!

lol

[IntentionalButt]

Mickey's Malt Liquor...:lol:

It's like UFC is trying to reinforce its white trash image with its choice of sponsor.

[Dostoevsky]

1 point just taken from Lesnar for rabbit punches

[Dostoevsky]

Lesnar just tapped :lol:
Mir wins by footlock.

[onceagain]

weak

[IntentionalButt]

Lesnar docked a point for rabbit punching.

Smothers Mir with punches and elbows for a minute, then knocks him down and jumps on him, seems kind of awkward and uncertain with Mir's guard, Mir out of nowhere gets a foot lock, and BROCK TAPS.

[chimba]

Mir Wins!!!!Knee Lock!

[Tko4]

Brock Lesnar was beating the hell out of Mir, but man, he was way too loose. You don't jump around like that with Mir on the ground. Lesnar should have gotten in that guard, instead of offering every limb he had up for a lock.

[onceagain]

what a fucking stupid matchup for the people at UFC to make

[El Puma]

Lesnar just tapped :lol:
Mir wins by footlock.:scaredas::rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Dostoevsky]

Apparently Brock laid down quite a beating on Mir before getting caught in a sub.

[RUSKULL]

Is it over?

[Ted Stickles]

Cock Fesnar back to the fake stuff..........Well you got to give him an A for effort

[Tko4]

what a fucking stupid matchup for the people at UFC to make

Yeah, Lesnar vs. a striker would have been a way better first match. I'm not sure if UFC wanted to embarrass Lesnar, or give him an easy win. If it was the latter, then they're idiots. Don't put a relative rookie in with a jiu jitsu fighter and former champion.

[standing 8countboxing]

Cock Fesnar back to the fake stuff..........Well you got to give him an A for effort

Unlike your attempt at a nickname...

[The Whaler]

Brock fought and was shocked by the footlock.

[audio101]

Well that was exciting....

[Tko4]

Lesnar vs. Eddie Sanchez would have been the kind of match you make when you've signed a big star with relatively little experience.

[Gonzo]

Lesnar tapped?

[IntentionalButt]

Brock Lesnar was beating the hell out of Mir, but man, he was way too loose. You don't jump around like that with Mir on the ground. Lesnar should have gotten in that guard, instead of offering every limb he had up for a lock.

:thumbsup

[onceagain]

Yeah, Lesnar vs. a striker would have been a way better first match. I'm not sure if UFC wanted to embarrass Lesnar, or give him an easy win. If it was the latter, then they're idiots. Don't put a relative rookie in with a jiu jitsu fighter and former champion.

It doesn't even make Lesnar look bad if that was their intention. Or if they wanted to get WWE fans by having their (ex) champion being beaten. It wasn't even a beat down, it lasted 20 or so seconds and ended in an ankle lock. That won't appeal to new fans, just the opposite. This was a good chance to catch a new audience (pro wrestling fans) and was completely butchered. They also fucked over, or at least set back, someone who was supposed to be their new poster boy.

[BobDigi5060]

I feel bad for Brock but he did fairly well against someone with that kinda experience for his first fight.

[Dostoevsky]

Now for Lesnar vs Crocop

[IntentionalButt]

Minotauro vs. Maniac up...NOW! :p

[onceagain]

Plus they paid $45 dollars or went to a bar for that.

[Tko4]

I feel bad for Brock but he did fairly well against someone with that kinda experience for his first fight.
The strength discrepancy was apparent. Lesnar would have demolished a stand up fighter. He was almost demolishing Mir. But with a jits fighter, they can catch you at any time. And Lesnar was way too excited, thought he had the fight almost finished, and was running on adrenaline. He stopped paying attention, and that's all it took. Instead of laying down in Mir's guard, he was trying to stand and pass.

Silly, silly match making by the UFC. I really don't get what they were doing there.

[onceagain]

:lol: @ sylvia

You have never been recognized as the best man in Heavyweight. Your funky ass can't even headline a card, you've constantly been pushed aside card after card.

[standing 8countboxing]

It doesn't even make Lesnar look bad if that was their intention. Or if they wanted to get WWE fans by having their (ex) champion being beaten. It wasn't even a beat down, it lasted 20 or so seconds and ended in an ankle lock. That won't appeal to new fans, just the opposite. This was a good chance to catch a new audience (pro wrestling fans) and was completely butchered. They also fucked over, or at least set back, someone who was supposed to be their new poster boy.

Extra Extra: "Poster Boy submits in 20 seconds, WWE fans laugh and turn back on Monday Night Raw"

Vince McMahon is also having a fair laugh.

[onceagain]

some good intro songs at least:D

[standing 8countboxing]

Seriously, Have no clue why that is so big, is that what happens when you put Extra Extra? Swear I didn't do that.

Extra Extra: Test

[Dostoevsky]

Man but Lesnar will be a force with more training and experience, it sounds like he was destroying Mir out there.

[Tko4]

While I thought Lesnar looked pretty impressive for the most part, the poster above is right. The headlines tomorrow are going to say former WWE star subbed in a minute and a half. That doesn't help build Lesnar up as a future star. But maybe that's what the UFC wanted...to make a statement: You don't just come into the UFC and win. But why they would pay a guy a big contract to send that message is way, way beyond me.

And I'm going to go out on a limb and say if Steve Mazzagotti didn't stop the fight and take a point, Lesnar probably would have won.

[onceagain]

Man but Lesnar will be a force with more training and experience, it sounds like he was destroying Mir out there.

Are you not streaming it bro? what the fuck?

[audio101]

UFC is such a joke, for having a guy with a 1-0 record headlining. I don't picture them gaining any new fans from tonights main event.

[amhlilhaus]

the ufc made the match because they thought mir was finished, no ifs ands or buts about it. if lesnar won in spectacular fashion (which he was on the way to) then it would have been huge, and a couple more wins would have had lesnar fighting for the title. one of the problems with the ufc style business model is that the promotion is effectively your manager, they match you and while I believe the fighters can refuse, in essence it's the mafia, they make you an offer you can't refuse and they are in the business of making the most money for the company, not what's the best for the fighter.

now on to the borefest that is tim sylvia, I expect a tedious standup battle with nogueira getting a few takedowns late in rounds and sylvia fighting him off til the round ends on the way to a decision.

[Tko4]

UFC is such a joke, for having a guy with a 1-0 record headlining. I don't picture them gaining any new fans from tonights main event.

Main event is Nog vs. Sylvia.

[IntentionalButt]

Tim walking in to shitty country music. In related news, I am rooting for Nog.

[standing 8countboxing]

What the finisher like a Kurt Angle Anklelock....pff, he's kicked out of that a dozen times...I call FIX!!

[Tko4]

So who are people pulling for here?

I can't stand Big Tim, and I'd like to see a Pride guy make a big statement. Though, I think this is an uphill battle for Nog.

[onceagain]

Main event is Nog vs. Sylvia.

Technically, but that's mainly to ease Sylvia's ego :lol: He's always been bitching about never being able to be the main event - they gave him that but I'm pretty sure Lesnar was on the poster

[Dostoevsky]

While I thought Lesnar looked pretty impressive for the most part, the poster above is right. The headlines tomorrow are going to say former WWE star subbed in a minute and a half. That doesn't help build Lesnar up as a future star. But maybe that's what the UFC wanted...to make a statement: You don't just come into the UFC and win. But why they would pay a guy a big contract to send that message is way, way beyond me.


Thats a pretty funny statement, they're paying Brock more than anyone else, 250K.

[onceagain]

Nog here too

[birddog]

The strength discrepancy was apparent. Lesnar would have demolished a stand up fighter. He was almost demolishing Mir. But with a jits fighter, they can catch you at any time. And Lesnar was way too excited, thought he had the fight almost finished, and was running on adrenaline. He stopped paying attention, and that's all it took. Instead of laying down in Mir's guard, he was trying to stand and pass.

Silly, silly match making by the UFC. I really don't get what they were doing there.

Agree completely, I guess they thought Mir was shot enough to be taken, and forgot the BJJ aspect against a guy not experienced enough against those pitfalls.

Lesnar cirtainly has the tools but not the experience. I agree they should have matched him against a stand up guy with a questionable ground game and built him up, and let him get some ecperience. Again I'm sure they thought Mir was shot, and maybe is.

[IntentionalButt]

Sylvia blasts Nog to his back with a left hook and hammers him like a carpenter!

[IntentionalButt]

1" left in round, Nog looks unsteady.

[amhlilhaus]

this fight is coming down to conditioning, imo

[IntentionalButt]

Clear round to TS, boxed Antonio's ears off.

[Tko4]

Nog needs to get the takedown like he did at the end. Remember when Randy Couture beat Sylvia standing up, and took him down with ease?

[The Whaler]

GO MAINE-IAC!!!

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RAWR!!!

[Dostoevsky]

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[IntentionalButt]

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Jesus that didn't take long. :lol:

[The Whaler]

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I didn't realize Mir was a lolcat.

[standing 8countboxing]

someone going to get the vid up as quick as that pic?

[Mob]

Brock fought and was shocked by the footlock.


DUH.

no shit

[Dostoevsky]

Fack.....apparently Sylvia is dominating Nog.

[Tko4]

Nog needs to work those leg kicks. The takedowns aren't working, and he's not going to knock Sylvia out.

[Tko4]

Fack.....apparently Sylvia is dominating Nog.

I had the second round even. Sylvia clearly took the first.

[The Whaler]

DUH.

no shit

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[Tko4]

Fuck Yeah! Nog!

[onceagain]

sdasd

FUCKING SEXY BJJ

[am0kgonzo]

Nog looked shot as hell and he still subs Timmays sloppy ass. :happy

[Tko4]

Nog chokes out Sylvia after a beautiful sweep. Mmm mmm good.

[Dostoevsky]

YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKKKKK YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!


NOG!!! You fucking legend you!!!!

Holy shit....I thought it was bad for a sec.......you. are. the. man.

[IntentionalButt]

Sylvia taps!

[Tko4]

Nog looked shot as hell and he still subs Timmays sloppy ass. :happy

That's the funny thing. New UFC heavyweight champion is a shot, old man!

[onceagain]

did Goldberg just call Mir one of the greatest BJJ fighters ever?

[Dostoevsky]

Yeah what the fuck is this? whats with all the BJJ huh? Is this UFC 1 again? :lol:

[The Whaler]

Hell Yeah!

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BOO YAH!



Was there any doubt he was going to win?

[RUSKULL]

Thanks for the results................:good

[IntentionalButt]

did Goldberg just call Mir one of the greatest BJJ fighters ever?

:yep

[Dostoevsky]

Hell Yeah!

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BOO YAH!



Was there any doubt he was going to win?




Nog looks so different nowadays, his right eye looks permanently half shut.

[onceagain]

Sylvia thanking the men and women in the armed forces? surprise fuckin surprise :roll:

[The Whaler]

Nog looks so different nowadays, his right eye looks permanently half shut.

The man's been rode hard and put away wet, but he's still tougher then boot leather. :happy

[Tko4]

Funny thing is, there aren't too many well rounded fighters in the heavyweight division, so Nog might just sub everyone. It's not fair the welterweights have guys like GSP, and the heavyweights have a bunch of one dimensional strikers, a WWE wrestler, and two shot jiu jitsu fighters.

[IntentionalButt]

Funny thing is, there aren't too many well rounded fighters in the heavyweight division, so Nog might just sub everyone. It's not fair the welterweights have guys like GSP, and the heavyweights have a bunch of one dimensional strikers, a WWE wrestler, and two shot jiu jitsu fighters.


And boxing's HW division gets flack..:yep

[Dostoevsky]

I wonder how Nog would hold off Lesnar?

[Tko4]

Poor guy making his debut pulling guard on Yves Lavigne after it gets waved off. :rofl

[Dostoevsky]

Nog has now taken: Sapps piledriver, Fedors GnP, Crocops LHK, Herrings kick and now Sylvias right hands. And he isn't dead!

[chimba]

Nog is well past prime...Tim is just that bad...and it takes a man of size and talent of Nog to expose him.. I swear seeing how slow both men are ..Fedor would have KOd Tim easy and Nog aswell

[ravtrav]

What the finisher like a Kurt Angle Anklelock....pff, he's kicked out of that a dozen times...I call FIX!!:lol: :lol:

[Polymath]

Sorry but all four heavies' on display were dogshit.

[Dostoevsky]

Sorry but all four heavies' on display were dogshit.

Do not insult Nog. Nog is the man.

[IntentionalButt]

Sorry but all four heavies' on display were dogshit.

There's a reason I did not pay $45 for this.

[BewareofDawg]

Dana White: "Fedor isn't even a top 5 Heavy...."

Care to explain why not Dana :think




Fucking Idiot! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

[BewareofDawg]

Sorry but all four heavies' on display were dogshit.
Then who isn't dogshit in the Heavyweight division?

Just Couture and Fedor? :patsch

[Polymath]

I hope Nog takes an easy fight or two and retires.

[Polymath]

Then who isn't dogshit in the Heavyweight division?

Just Couture and Fedor? :patsch

Pretty much, yeah...

Don't you follow boxing where they're all crap?

[BewareofDawg]

Pretty much, yeah...

Don't you follow boxing where they're all crap?
Boxings Hvyweight division truly is Dog shit :lol:

At least MMA has some interesting characters in Fedor, Randy, Vera, Nog, Arlovski, Barnett, Cro Cop etc etc

[IntentionalButt]

Boxings Hvyweight division truly is Dog shit :lol:

At least MMA has some interesting characters in Fedor, Randy, Vera, Nog, Arlovski, Barnett, Cro Cop etc etc

Wlad stops them all inside 8. :deal

[Polymath]

Overall it was an entertaining card though tonight :good

[BewareofDawg]

Wlad stops them all inside 8. :deal
Don't bash Wlad like that :patsch :twisted: Surely none of them could last past 6 with Wlad now :yep

[ufoalf]

Nog has now taken: Sapps piledriver, Fedors GnP, Crocops LHK, Herrings kick and now Sylvias right hands. And he isn't dead!

You forgot a truck to his right side.

[sugarngold]

Poor guy making his debut pulling guard on Yves Lavigne after it gets waved off. :rofl

That was funny as hell. Poor guy didn't know what was happening. LOL:D:D:D

[sugarngold]

What's up with all this talk about the UFC heavyweights sucking? Did anyone suffer through this division four years ago when it basically consisted of Cabbage, Arlovski and Sylvia? Those were sucky times, my friends. We're in a golden age now and it's just getting started.

[AJAX]

for sure, it was basically Sylvia and Arlovski....and that was it! there is lot's of names to throw around now

[Polymath]

What's up with all this talk about the UFC heavyweights sucking? Did anyone suffer through this division four years ago when it basically consisted of Cabbage, Arlovski and Sylvia? Those were sucky times, my friends. We're in a golden age now and it's just getting started.

The difference is now UFC basically IS MMA, so its starkly obvious that the talent pool in the heavyweight division of the SPORT is actually quite shallow.

There's only really Fedor and Bartnett who could make any waves in the UFC (who are not currently UFC fighters.)

[AJAX]

I wouldn't mind seeing Alex in there, it will be interesting to see how he does against Barnett, but I'm sure Alex won't be in the UFC anytime soon.

[Dostoevsky]

I wouldn't mind seeing Alex in there, it will be interesting to see how he does against Barnett, but I'm sure Alex won't be in the UFC anytime soon.

Aleks is no longer fighting Barnett.
Barnett is fighting Yoshida.

[AJAX]

oh!, what happened?

[Dostoevsky]

oh!, what happened?
No idea why the Aleks-Barnett fell through. But Barnett is fighting Yoshida in Japan in April.

[demzor]

For all the shit Tim Sylvia has got... even the haters now have to respect. For years people were talking like Tim wasnt even on Nog's class.

He might not have won the fight last night.. but he showed he is clearly in Nog's class. That fight easily could have went another way.

[Dostoevsky]

Did feel a bit sorry for Tim. He strikes such a pathetic figure.

"I finally start to get some fan support and I come out here and lose the damn fight"

[sugarngold]

For all the shit Tim Sylvia has got... even the haters now have to respect. For years people were talking like Tim wasnt even on Nog's class.

He might not have won the fight last night.. but he showed he is clearly in Nog's class. That fight easily could have went another way.

He almost won the fight by knockout - but that doesn't change the fact that I can't stand to watch Tim Sylvia fight. My friends and I were commenting that he is basically the heel of the UFC heavyweights because we hate to seee him.