~~~The ESB Calzaghe v. Kessler POETRY PICTORIAL~~~

[Decebal]

We have to wait a long time until the fight. In the meantime, I propose we entertain ourselves with the help of some poetry pictorials. Odes - also very welcome!

Here's my first entry:

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It's Hammer-time in Cardiff!


His mind disturbed by labyrinthine schemes,
The goatish devil looks aghast,
Whilst dark and unbelievably bad dreams,
Unremittingly now flutter past:


Seeing his stallion stretched tight upon the rack,
And bullied cruelly ever futher back
Against the seething, flamings cords,
Leaves the corruptor, frankly, without words...


His ride, the proud old warhorse, now,
Is clearly cast in statuesque inaction!...
There is no ****** now for him to hide,
To find some respite, pause or satisfaction!


Under the rough chastisment of the Viking
The brittle hands of the smitten tired King
Are now in supplication raised,
And, in the Cardiff moonlight, appear brazed
And from too much slap and tickle - pink!


Alas! The sea and waves may not be ordered back,
What's aged and dusted must finally receive the sack!
Therefore acclaim the new Champion of the Ring!
The King is dead! Long live the Viking!

[van the man]

We have to wait a long time until the fight. In the meantime, I propose we entertain ourselves with the help of some poetry pictorials. Odes - also very welcome!

Here's my first entry:

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It's Hammer-time in Cardiff!


His mind disturbed by labyrinthine schemes,
The goatish devil looks aghast,
Whilst dark and unbelievably bad dreams,
Unremittingly now flutter past:


Seeing his stallion stretched tight upon the rack,
And bullied cruelly ever futher back
Against the seething, flamings cords,
Leaves the corruptor, frankly, without words...


His ride, the proud old warhorse, now,
Is clearly cast in statuesque inaction!...
There is no ****** now for him to hide,
To find some respite, pause or satisfaction!


Under the rough chastisment of the Viking
The brittle hands of the smitten tired King
Are now in supplication raised,
And, in the Cardiff moonlight, appear brazed
And from too much slap and tickle - pink!


Alas! The sea and waves may not be ordered back,
What's aged and dusted must finally receive the sack!
Therefore acclaim the new Champion of the Ring!

The King is dead! Long live the Viking!
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[DanePugilist]

Awesome, truely awesome, Decebal Skjald of Kessler.

[China_hand_Joe]

I having been working on an epic poem for the last few years. Now is not the time though.

[DanePugilist]

From birth to demise,
One Viking shall rise,
while the king truely dies
To me - no surprise.

[Decebal]

From birth to demise,
One Viking shall rise,
while the king truely dies
To me - no surprise.

:good short, sweet and funny!

[Decebal]

I having been working on an epic poem for the last few years. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now is not the time though.

You probably will have time to put it down on paper until November...right? Or even better still, do it in 30 minutes!;)

[Dekkers]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.

[China_hand_Joe]

You probably will have time to put it down on paper until November...right? Or even better still, do it in 30 minutes!;)Joe isn't retired yet, it can't be a true epic poem until then.

[Decebal]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl Wonderful!:good :good :good

[Dekkers]

Had to put in something pro Calzaghe, it was already two zip :yep

[China_hand_Joe]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.
I am excessively amused by this post.

[Decebal]

Had to put in something pro Calzaghe, it was already two zip :yep

I'll make one pro Calzaghe too, after we get more entries in!:good

[Decebal]

I am excessively amused by this post.

tis true! It's genial!:yep

[Dekkers]

I'd like some Danish feedback, i'm guessing they're still mulling it over :think

[DanePugilist]

He came from the northern lands,
Claiming five belts was his goal.
None would hear the final toll.
Siaca, the first to taste his hands.

Mandatories had to be fought.
Speedy Mundine skills was at lack.
Even if the Viking hurt his back,
and as champ dared go abroad.

Next in line Beyer would be.
Kessler was truely on a roll,
only three rings would toll,
for fallen champ of Germany.

Andrade agreed to wait.
Now was his turn to die.
Could he the Viking defy?
No, the dane sealed his fate.

WBO and Ring was the gain.
Welsh/Italian 20 time champ,
Calzaghe came up the ramp.
Out on a stretcher was his pain.

Finally there was only one.
Bute was his romanian name
Only one fight to gain the fame
Kessler in the end 5 belts won.

[DanePugilist]

I'd like some Danish feedback, i'm guessing they're still mulling it over :thinkI loved it - it was amusing, skillful - yet wrong:lol:

[Decebal]

He came from the northern lands,
Claiming five belts was his goal.
None would hear the final toll.
Siaca, the first to taste his hands.

Mandatories had to be fought.
Speedy Mundine skills was at lack.
Even if the Viking hurt his back,
and as champ dared go abroad.

Next in line Beyer would be.
Kessler was truely on a roll,
only three rings would toll,
for fallen champ of Germany.

Andrade agreed to wait.
Now was his turn to die.
Could he the Viking defy?
No, the dane sealed his fate.

WBO and Ring was the gain.
Welsh/Italian 20 time champ,
Calzaghe came up the ramp.
Out on a stretcher was his pain.

Finally there was only one.
Bute was his romanian name
Only one fight to gain the fame
Kessler in the end 5 belts won.

Wow! I'm impressed! You even found time for Bute!:happy

[China_hand_Joe]

Wow! I'm impressed! You even found time for Bute!:happyThat is because he is a manipulator.

[Dekkers]

Nice one Danepugilist :bbb

[Leeroy]

Kessler is a fag,Kessler is a queer,
After Calzaghe whoops him unto death I will pour my beer,
I will ask for the fans to remember the good times,
Like when he almost landed a punch,in the process of becomming blind,
Kessler walks to ring with his big oger look,
a left,a left an uppercut now the fags shook,
Down is Kessler and he cant get up,
The ref counts to 10,over,it's over kessler put in his place,
Joe Calzaghe raises his arms in defiance,and pisses in his face.

[DanePugilist]

That is because he is a manipulator.Ouch, that hurt:?:smoke

[DanePugilist]

Kessler is a fag,Kessler is a queer,
After Calzaghe whoops him unto death I will pour my beer,
I will ask for the fans to remember the good times,
Like when he almost landed a punch,in the process of becomming blind,
Kessler walks to ring with his big oger look,
a left,a left an uppercut now the fags shook,
Down is Kessler and he cant get up,
The ref counts to 10,over,it's over kessler put in his place,
Joe Calzaghe raises his arms in defiance,and pisses in his face.:D:lol: witty.

[Decebal]

Kessler is a fag,Kessler is a queer,
After Calzaghe whoops him unto death I will pour my beer,
I will ask for the fans to remember the good times,
Like when he almost landed a punch,in the process of becomming blind,
Kessler walks to ring with his big oger look,
a left,a left an uppercut now the fags shook,
Down is Kessler and he cant get up,
The ref counts to 10,over,it's over kessler put in his place,
Joe Calzaghe raises his arms in defiance,and pisses in his face.

good first entry! keep them coming!

[Decebal]

That is because he is a manipulator.

:nono bad, baaad China Joe! Hey, when's your entry coming in?:huh

[China_hand_Joe]

:nono bad, baaad China Joe! Hey, when's your entry coming in?:huhI am quite serious about the time I've been working on one.

[Decebal]

I am quite serious about the time I've been working on one.

Mate! Time waits for no one! Let's see what you've got! It's not going to be perfect, sure, but that's not the point! There's four of us already that have embarassed ourselves to provide some amusement! Let's have it, please! I'm sure it's going to be great! Provide at least some passages!:good

[DanePugilist]

Born in Wales, Godlike Calzaghe he was.
blessed with hands of blazing speed.
Landing from all angles was his deed.
Destroying Eubank - Joe was his boss.

Excellent thrilling pugilistic might.
One by one - year after year.
Calzaghe was the name to fear.
Yet he needed his defining fight.

Endlessly names out he called.
No one answered, what was wrong?
Why can't this god have his swan song?
Then Lacy appeared, but he got malled.

Desperately celebrities he beat.
Would this be end of the Gods days?
No one to impress, none to amaze.
Finally a dane added a 1 to his sheet.

[China_hand_Joe]

Mate! Time waits for no one! Let's see what you've got! It's not going to be perfect, sure, but that's not the point! There's four of us already that have embarassed ourselves to provide some amusement! Let's have it, please! I'm sure it's going to be great! Provide at least some passages!:goodI'm not aiming to just amuse people with a quick, witty poem. I am writing what will be forever known as the definitive piece of poetry on boxing.

[Decebal]

I'm not aiming to just amuse people with a quick, witty poem. I am writing what will be forever known as the definitive piece of poetry on boxing.

Good for you! In the meantime, if you don't feel that you are prostituting yourself, would you aim to please by writing a quick, witty poem? Last call!

[Decebal]

Born in Wales, Godlike Calzaghe he was.
blessed with hands of blazing speed.
Landing from all angles was his deed.
Destroying Eubank - Joe was his boss.

Excellent thrilling pugilistic might.
One by one - year after year.
Calzaghe was the name to fear.
Yet he needed his defining fight.

Endlessly names out he called.
No one answered, what was wrong?
Why can't this god have his swan song?
Then Lacy appeared, but he got malled.

Desperately celebrities he beat.
Would this be end of the Gods days?
No one to impress, none to amaze.
Finally a dane added a 1 to his sheet.

Prolific and adaptable, you are swarming the competition away! Nice one! Still, this one is quite a tribute to Calzaghe!...;)

[China_hand_Joe]

Good for you! In the meantime, if you don't feel that you are prostituting yourself, would you aim to please by writing a quick, witty poem? Last call!You should be asking Blocky for his input really.

[Decebal]

You should be asking Blocky for his input really.

:tired

Yes, quite a few words rhyme with "fuck"!

[DanePugilist]

Nordic gods of old,
a story be told,
of a king of gold.
Viking Kessler behold.

Pagan Gods of old
a story be told
a natural in mold.
Calzaghe Ko'd outcold.

[Decebal]

Nordic gods of old,
a story be told,
of a king of gold.
Viking Kessler behold.

Pagan Gods of old
a story be told
a natural in mold.
Calzaghe Ko'd outcold.

Now that has a real Northern twang...until the last line!:lol:

[DanePugilist]

ESB has a fiend, a demon if you will.
Blocky be his name, daft is his quill.
When ever he posts, danes are the mark.
Hatred he spews, his words are truely dark.

Time and time again, he constructs reality.
Slandering is his game, is he beyond sanity?
Blocky be his name, with sculptured abs.
Socially inept, I can only write this in caps.

BLOCKY.

[Decebal]

ESB has a fiend, a demon if you will.
Blocky be his name, daft is his quill.
When ever he posts, danes are the mark.
Hatred he spews, his words are truely dark.

Time and time again, he constructs reality.
Slandering is his game, is he beyond sanity?
Blocky be his name, with sculptured abs.
Socially inept, I can only write this in caps.

BLOCKY.

Not even China Joe seems be as renowned on these boards...

[DanePugilist]

Not even China Joe seems be as renowned on these boards...Is anyone? Blocky is famous - down the line we will forget why.

[DanePugilist]

Now that has a real Northern twang...until the last line!:lol::lol::lol: - I simply had to write that line...

[DanePugilist]

Living in Yorkshire, located in England or Canada be?
Decebal stands for neutrality, can't you see?

ESB has a king, Amsterdam thats who!
On Chinchecking, betting and boxing he has a clue.

The true prince is China hand, witty genious with no cohorts.
Always good for a laugh, cabable of thinking in gifted words.

ESB has a troll, Zealander Blocky likes to provoke.
Too bad none in reality understands the joke.

Deram, Pecks and Sean are buds, Aussie forum they rule.
Here they do write, and then anyone will look like a fool.

[Decebal]

Living in Yorkshire, located in England or Canada be?
Decebal stands for neutrality, can't you see?

ESB has a king, Amsterdam thats who!
On Chinchecking, betting and boxing he has a clue.

The true prince is China hand, witty genious with no cohorts.
Always good for a laugh, cabable of thinking in gifted words.

ESB has a troll, Zealander Blocky likes to provoke.
Too bad none in reality understands the joke.

Deram, Pecks and Sean are buds, Aussie forum they rule.
Here they do write, and then anyone will look like a fool.

:rofl :rofl :rofl So true...!:lol:

[teke]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

[DanePugilist]

:rofl :rofl :rofl So true...!:lol::lol: - Lets keep this thread alive - I am starting to feel lonely here:D

[China_hand_Joe]

Living in Yorkshire, located in England or Canada be?
Decebal stands for neutrality, can't you see?

ESB has a king, Amsterdam thats who!
On Chinchecking, betting and boxing he has a clue.

The true prince is China hand, witty genious with no cohorts.
Always good for a laugh, cabable of thinking in gifted words.

ESB has a troll, Zealander Blocky likes to provoke.
Too bad none in reality understands the joke.

Deram, Pecks and Sean are buds, Aussie forum they rule.
Here they do write, and then anyone will look like a fool.Ouch, that hurt.

[New Wind]

del post... working on an e.e.cummings-style tribute to the King

[New Wind]

November rain falls
In Cardiff, a town in Wales
As will the Dragon


Haiku!:-)

[Decebal]

November rain falls
In Cardiff, a town in Wales
As will the Dragon


Haiku!:-)

Interesting...but a cheat, really!:yep

[New Wind]

amoungst
the
moun
tains
of
cole and grass
,
bearing
witness to
days in wales
gone
before
a pruduc
tion ,
that
once
stood
mighty and
invincible - Joe
will
lie
idle
and immovable
as
industy
of
yore

[New Wind]

argh... tried to spread out the words like e.e, but it doesn't come out right..

[New Wind]

how a cheat?

No rules to Haiku apart from 5-7-5 is there?

[Decebal]

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The Welsh Stallion


Raised in Frank's stable on rich grass and grain,
His plush life provided not much of a drain,
Famed in his homeland for being the best,
He never quite bothered too much with the rest.
Preferring to run by the quite second best,
On his hometrack.

He just loved Frank's rich grains a little too much,
His four brittle hooves were not iron as such,
So he liked much to lounge on Fank's big, famous ranch
From which no one and nothing quite managed to wrench
Him away.

Thus, content as the master of all he beheld,
The proud warhorse became a tad too content,
He challenged show ponnies from the US and Ozz,
To prove that there would be no matter or cause,
To give him much trouble,
And he sank them in rubble, of course.

Till one day the message he finally heard
That his legacy had always for him come third,
After the rich grains, the home track and the unbeatable "0",
That he always remarked to both friend and foe,
Not anymore, though.

So the proud horse decided enough was enough,
He needed to challenge the fast and the tough,
It wasn't on a whim! He needed to redeem,
Himself...really!

Like a wild Pegasus he rose in the sky
To challenge a Warrior Prince do-or-die
And for the sole time all on the line
He became a true hero, proud, honest and fine,
Much loved for all time!

[New Wind]

'Cross England's wast meadows we travelled,
to see how our champion would fare.
Dragonian cloaks he unravelled,
we all saw that nothing was there.

As chieftains of by gones on water,
like vikings we rape and attack.
"look guys, an indigenous daughter!"
"No no, that's just Joe on his back"

[Decebal]

'Cross England's wast meadows we travelled,
to see how our champion would fare.
Dragonian cloaks he unravelled,
we all saw that nothing was there.

As chieftains of by gones on water,
like vikings we rape and attack.
"look guys, an indigenous daughter!"
"No no, that's just Joe on his back"

:rofl :rofl :rofl Well done! :good :good :happy

[New Wind]

haha, thank you, sir:-)

Alas, I feel my muse has left me.

[Decebal]

haha, thank you, sir:-)

Alas, I feel my muse has left me.

That was a hell of a poem...funny and stylish! :happy :happy :happy Thank you!

[New Wind]

That was a hell of a poem...funny and stylish! :happy :happy :happy Thank you!

Well... apart from the misspellings:-)

[Decebal]

i said to the prostitute, you wanna fuck me,
we had a son,
and called the poor shit blocky..

end of thread ;-)

hmmm:huh...no!:bart

[Decebal]

Come one ye all! Let's hear it for the Poetry Pictorial! And ... don't forget the pictures...:rasta

[Mrboogie23]

Calzaghe and Kessler its a fight for ages
but when will it get out of the negotiating stages
woe be to the fan that longs for this fight
for each of these warriors to test their will and their might

Joe Calzaghe, he surely has a legion of fans
we know he wants it, he of the brittle hands
Kessler, he too, has fans that wish his name gold plated
but there are some that say, maybe he's overrated

I yearn for the day when these two step in the ring
and we all get to hear that opening ding
is there a better fight, is there one that can be found
because on this day a true champ will be crowned

[sandwichsurgeon]

There once was a half English Viking,
he had a large legion of fans,
he worked hard to become a contender,
and hooked up with a very nice man:hey ,

There was a great champion however,
who's chin was made out of granite,
the Viking attempted to scare him,
but ducked the great champ as a habbit,

One day the gloating backfired,
pastry was forced to fight the old fag,
after he had his will broken,
he left the place in a bag,

You may be confused by this story,
but the clear moral in this case is this,
don't go running your mouth,
unless your willing to sleep in your piss.

:hi:

[Decebal]

Calzaghe and Kessler its a fight for ages
but when will it get out of the negotiating stages
woe be to the fan that longs for this fight
for each of these warriors to test their will and their might

Joe Calzaghe, he surely has a legion of fans
we know he wants it, he of the brittle hands
Kessler, he too, has fans that wish his name gold plated
but there are some that say, maybe he's overrated

I yearn for the day when these two step in the ring
and we all get to hear that opening ding
is there a better fight, is there one that can be found
because on this day a true champ will be crowned

:thumbsup Nice! Good quality stuff!:goodThank you!

[Decebal]

There once was a half English Viking,
he had a large legion of fans,
he worked hard to become a contender,
and hooked up with a very nice man:hey ,

There was a great champion however,
who's chin was made out of granite,
the Viking attempted to scare him,
but ducked the great champ as a habbit,

One day the gloating backfired,
pastry was forced to fight the old fag,
after he had his will broken,
he left the place in a bag,

You may be confused by this story,
but the clear moral in this case is this,
don't go running your mouth,
unless your willing to sleep in you piss.

:hi:

Tough but fair!:lol:

[Decebal]

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[Decebal]

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[Smazz20]

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This is why Kessler had it easy whilst sparring Bika. Someone needs to tell him, that is not appropiate ring attire:D

[Decebal]

This is why Kessler had it easy whilst sparring Bika. Someone needs to tell him, that is not appropiate ring attire:D

:lol: where's your poem, Smazz20?:think

[Smazz20]

:lol: where's your poem, Smazz20?:think

I've been racking my feeble brain for a witty poem to big up Calzaghe. However it's painfully obvious at this point that i'm incapable of such a thing. :lol:

Have to give it to you guys though. Some of those poems are quite good.:rofl

[Decebal]

I've been racking my feeble brain for a witty poem to big up Calzaghe. However it's painfully obvious at this point that i'm incapable of such a thing. :lol:

Have to give it to you guys though. Some of those poems are quite good.:rofl

don't worry...there's plenty of time until November!:good I'm sure your poem will be very funny!:D

[Axe]

Some very good poems here on both sides. :yep

[Decebal]

Some very good poems here on both sides. :yep

Come on Axe, let's hear yours!:happy

[Decebal]

I'm surprised no one has done a limerick yet...:roll:

[China_hand_Joe]

I'm surprised no one has done a limerick yet...:roll:Now I definitely will not be posting mine.

[Decebal]

Now I definitely will not be posting mine.

Dammit China Joe...you are harder to woo than a tight-assed Princess! And I don't mean Diana...for obvious reasons...yes...you've guessed it!:patsch

[Decebal]

There once was an old man from Wales,
Who continuously bored us with tales,
Of his great legacy -
Alas! A mere fantasy,
Till one night he pissed off the Danes.

[sandwichsurgeon]

Little pastry Kessler used to ride his bike,
Now he's been decapitated and is lying in a dyke,

He thought that he would be the king but to no avail,
He got his ass beat round the ring, his corner had to bail,

The simple jab hook routine didn't work well here,
Calzaghe slapped the Dane so hard his brain came out his ears,

Blocky threw a party Deram done shot himself,
Kellerman said "the win aint shit" (his balls are on my shelf),

[Decebal]

interesting...

[ChuckYoungblood]

At night in the land of drunks and crazies
They brag about the Veits and Lacy's
Now a new champ is ready
Overcoming greed and negotions petty
Then the dragon starts slapping
And the viking starts jabbing
Then we will know who has the juice
And who among us is the biggest dece

[Decebal]

At night in the land of drunks and crazies
They brag about the Veits and Lacy's
Now a new champ is ready
Overcoming greed and negotions petty
Then the dragon starts slapping
And the viking starts jabbing
Then we will know who has the juice
And who among us is the biggest dece

:lol: good stuff!:happy

[Decebal]

There once lived a young gun from Denmark, :viking

Who used his fine jab-jab as trademark,:bbb

He didn't like slappers,
And even less spatters, :fight
So he rode him till he called him The Monarch.:tdh

[DanePugilist]

Good stuff from both camps... awesome..

[Decebal]

I am really disappointed that so few people join in...:-(...there are some funny clever guys on this forum...where the hell are they??

[C Money]

From across the pond we wondered how long negotiations could go on?
****** made a fair call, and we had to question Palle’s balls,
Threatening a boxing jewel for all, as he flipped, flopped, and stalled.
In the end conceding, thankfully not cheating, his fighter and sport.
Let court be the Ring, fisticuffs to swing, as a victor's song will sing.
The realest moments in life,toll as the bell ding’s, under a starred night.
Man to man they stand, no excuses in hand, as fans watch in delight.
Forget about race and location of space, let heart, will, and skill
reveal the champions face.

My humble attempt at playing a long:hey IMO, the poetry's in the motion of the gloves but given the passion put forth by the Euro fans here and given my discussions with some, my two cents.

[Decebal]

From across the pond we wondered how long negotiations could go on?
****** made a fair call, and we had to question Palle’s balls,
Threatening a boxing jewel for all, as he flipped, flopped, and stalled.
In the end conceding, thankfully not cheating, his fighter and sport.
Let court be the Ring, fisticuffs to swing, as a victor's song will sing.
The realest moments in life,toll as the bell ding’s, under a starred night.
Man to man they stand, no excuses in hand, as fans watch in delight.
Forget about race and location of space, let heart, will, and skill
reveal the champions face.



:happy Good stuff! Keep them coming!:happy

[DanePugilist]

That was very good C Money. Keep it up.

[C Money]

That was very good C Money. Keep it up.

Hey Dane, no hard feelings. In the end the fighters, sport, and fans are getting the opportunity for greatness. May the best man win!!
Although?? I still firmly believe that Palle is an idiot and dont care for his business practices. That was my beef and for whatever words between you and I?? I'm willing to bury the hatchet:good

[Decebal]

The commitment of Joe C. being questioned,
(His love of a quick buck was mentioned!...)
****** decided to call Palle's bluff,
The old man, in hospital, though on his last puff,
Rallied to get hold of the money,
To avoid appearing quite funny,
And before he was finally pentioned,
He decided no penny was to be rationed.
And thus to increase his offer he fashioned.
So why do we still have to wait?
Why is the fight arranged for so late?
All this is not easily sanctioned!

[Faetter_BR]

To writers from all boxing-loving lands
You clearly have far too much time on your hands
But could you please give me the link to the google rimegenerator
So I too can sound like a poetic professor...

[Decebal]

"To writers from all the nice box-loving lands:
You clearly have far too much time on your hands"
Says the guy who posts here by the dozen a day!...
He must clearly be in Kessler's most generous pay! :)

[DanePugilist]

The fight of millenias came to pass.
80,000 people eagerly payed the cost.
Europes finest two, appeared with class.
A perfect gameplan, definately a must.

In the corner blue, reigning champ stood.
Hardened by battles of unheard multitude.
None knew his number, no one could.
Now was the final time, to end this feud.

In the corner red, contender champ snickered.
"I am ready for you, Calzaghe" now he thought.
A gent he was, respect in eyes they flickered.
Your time is up, tools of war has been brought.

A battle of titans, 80,000 in Cardiff viewed.
Hands of china, but knowledge beyond.
Cheering sounds and hails end in mute.
Hammer of thunder, roared across the pond.

12 rounds of onslaught cleared the dust.
Pugilistic brilliance at its very height.
Broken hands, but wills would not bust.
History here was written this Europe night.

Judges had made their telling counts.
Luckily, there was none the sinner.
Viking warrior had won champion rounds.
Thus he was claimed as the final winner.

[DanePugilist]

Hey Dane, no hard feelings. In the end the fighters, sport, and fans are getting the opportunity for greatness. May the best man win!!
Although?? I still firmly believe that Palle is an idiot and dont care for his business practices. That was my beef and for whatever words between you and I?? I'm willing to bury the hatchet:goodHey C Money, likewise. Debates heaten, and things that should not be said will be.

I respect your views and they way you do it. The hatchet is definately buried long ago.

[Decebal]

The fight of millenias came to pass.
80,000 people eagerly payed the cost.
Europes finest two, appeared with class.
A perfect gameplan, definately a must.

In the corner blue, reigning champ stood.
Hardened by battles of unheard multitude.
None knew his number, no one could.
Now was the final time, to end this feud.

In the corner red, contender champ snickered.
"I am ready for you, Calzaghe" now he thought.
A gent he was, respect in eyes they flickered.
Your time is up, tools of war has been brought.

A battle of titans, 80,000 in Cardiff viewed.
Hands of china, but knowledge beyond.
Cheering sounds and hails end in mute.
Hammer of thunder, roared across the pond.

12 rounds of onslaught cleared the dust.
Pugilistic brilliance at its very height.
Broken hands, but wills would not bust.
History here was written this Europe night.

Judges had made their telling counts.
Luckily, there was none the sinner.
Viking warrior had won champion rounds.
Thus he was claimed as the final winner.

:happy :happy :happy Wow! There's some amazing imagery in this one! This is good stuff!:happy :happy :happy

[PeterNielsen70]

A rusty scream filled the Millinium
Sounded like a hurting stallion
I’m a swinger
I’m a slapper
I’m an ancient for that matter
But the Wiking felt no remorse
Landed a left jab like a horse

[Decebal]

A rusty scream filled the Millinium
Sounded like a hurting stallion
I’m a swinger
I’m a slapper
I’m an ancient for that matter
But the Wiking felt no remorse
Landed a left jab like a horse

:rofl

[DanePugilist]

:happy :happy :happy Wow! There's some amazing imagery in this one! This is good stuff!:happy :happy :happy:happy - Lets hope for them to be at their best and we will have something to tell our kids.

[Smazz20]

too long have they sought one another
each ducking and diving the other
when finally they met
a vikings eyes got all wet
when he fought someone who
bitch slapped him like his mother

[Decebal]

:happy - Lets hope for them to be at their best and we will have something to tell our kids.

If the fight proves indeed to be one very good,
I am certain it will finally get me in the mood,
To beat China Joe to that epic,
To the post I'll give him a lick!:huh Hang on...that sounds a bit dodgy...:oops:

[DanePugilist]

If the fight proves indeed to be one very good,
I am certain it will finally get me in the mood,
To beat China Joe to that epic,
To the post I'll give him a lick!:huh Hang on...that sounds a bit dodgy...:oops:HAHA, great. After writing like this I find it really hard to write normally again.

[Decebal]

Too long have they sought one another

Each furiously ducking and diving the other

But when they finally met

The viking's eyes got all wet

When he was bitch slapped like by his own mother

:happy :happy :happy :lol: :happy :happy :happy

[Smazz20]

:happy :happy :happy :lol: :happy :happy :happy

I did it:happy gotta give my brain a little rest now!

[Decebal]

I did it:happy gotta give my brain a little rest now!

Nice one! I am glad you delivered!:good

[Faetter_BR]

"To writers from all the nice box-loving lands:
You clearly have far too much time on your hands"
Says the guy who posts here by the dozen a day!...
He must clearly be in Kessler's most generous pay! :)

But at least I don't do it in rimes
when I write my lines
until now of course
when words just flows from a poetic source
But I'm off to get some sleep
in five minutes I'll be counting sheep
but please do carry on
writing another tribute-song
it hasn't happened that many times
that a fight has been celebrated in rimes
don't let the tributes erode
this thread will surely make Blocky's head explode!

[DanePugilist]

Frank ****** was a dick.
He cared not for the sick.
Only for money to pay bills
He cared not for other skills.

Palle himself was a match.
Refused to sleep on his patch.
Guided by greed was the plan.
but of boxing he was a fan.

[DanePugilist]

I did it:happy gotta give my brain a little rest now!

Yeah, but now you can be proud with no sorrow.
But Smazz20, please be back in the morrow.

[Decebal]

But at least I don't do it in rimes
when I write my lines
until now of course
when words just flows from a poetic source
But I'm off to get some sleep
in five minutes I'll be counting sheep
but please do carry on
writing another tribute-song
it hasn't happened that many times
that a fight has been celebrated in rimes
don't let the tributes erode
this thread will surely make Blocky's head explode!

:rofl :rofl good stuff!

[DanePugilist]

But at least I don't do it in rimes
when I write my lines
until now of course
when words just flows from a poetic source
But I'm off to get some sleep
in five minutes I'll be counting sheep
but please do carry on
writing another tribute-song
it hasn't happened that many times
that a fight has been celebrated in rimes
don't let the tributes erode
this thread will surely make Blocky's head explode!Great stuff. Wish you had time for more, and I promise we won't find you a bore.

[Decebal]

Frank ****** was a dick.
He cared not for the sick.
Only for money to pay bills
He cared not for other skills.

Palle himself was a match.
Refused to sleep on his patch.
Guided by greed was the plan.
but of boxing he was a fan.

:good :good :good This one HAS to be in the top 5, and I'm not being generous here!:happy :happy :happy

[Decebal]

Great stuff. Wish you had time for more, and I promise we won't find you a bore.

Yeah, but now you can be proud with no sorrow.
But Smazz20, please be back in the morrow.

Contagious for sure,
Once you swallow the lure!:good

[DanePugilist]

:good :good :good This one HAS to be in the top 5, and I'm not being generous here!:happy :happy :happy
Yes, you are, but this is fun.
Lets hope I can continue the run.

[Decebal]

Yes, you are, but this is fun.
Lets hope I can continue the run.

Alas, it will be in the morrow,
If it's not too much of a sorrow:
I'm going to bed,
For I have a sore head!
And need inspiration from somewhere to borrow!

[DanePugilist]

Gods of war, appeared over yonder.
Forged over time, was hands of thunder.
Gods of Bliss, they appeared the finer.
Yet, they could only create hands of china.

Gods of war, disappeared over yonder.
Forged by wills, Kessler was a wonder.
Gods of Bliss, counted in kind.
They created a true boxing mind.

Gods of War battled with purity.
Indeed they did so for eternity.
Gods of Bliss, fought forever.
Given up, they would never.

Gods of War envoked their creation.
Viking warrior was a fighting sensation.
Gods of Bliss enforced the pride of Wales.
In the end, their fighter was hung by entrails.

[Smazz20]

Calzaghe Calzaghe
they cried out his name
certain tonight
he'd seal his legacy and fame

Kessler Kessler
They looked on in fear
as the proud Dane marched forward
his destiny so near

neither will give
this much is known
not even a step backwards
only one can wear the crown

to us mere mortals
we can only assume
how two great kings fate pan out
but the gods will conclude

[Decebal]

Calzaghe Calzaghe
they cried out his name
certain tonight
he'd seal his legacy and fame

Kessler Kessler
They looked on in fear
as the proud Dane marched forward
his destiny so near

neither will give
this much is known
not even a step backwards
only one can wear the crown

to us mere mortals
we can only assume
how two great kings fate pan out
but the gods will conclude

:happy :happy :happy Great stuff! It reads even better if you read it in an Aussie accent!:lol: :happy :happy :happy

[DanePugilist]

Calzaghe Calzaghe
they cried out his name
certain tonight
he'd seal his legacy and fame

Kessler Kessler
They looked on in fear
as the proud Dane marched forward
his destiny so near

neither will give
this much is known
not even a step backwards
only one can wear the crown

to us mere mortals
we can only assume
how two great kings fate pan out
but the gods will concludeA perfect tribute to both warriors. Keep it up, Smazz20.:good Inspirational.

[Decebal]

Gods of war, appeared over yonder.
Forged over time, was hands of thunder.
Gods of Bliss, they appeared the finer.
Yet, they could only create hands of china.

Gods of war, disappeared over yonder.
Forged by wills, Kessler was a wonder.
Gods of Bliss, counted in kind.
They created a true boxing mind.

Gods of War battled with purity.
Indeed they did so for eternity.
Gods of Bliss, fought forever.
Given up, they would never.

Gods of War envoked their creation.
Viking warrior was a fighting sensation.
Gods of Bliss enforced the pride of Wales.
In the end, their fighter was hung by entrails.

Another Northern creation...until the last line, when, presumably, you couldn't resist!:lol: Great stuff! This thread is geting better and better!

:bananamaniac:bananamaniac:bananamaniac:party :bananamaniac :bananamaniac:bananamaniac

[DanePugilist]

Another Northern creation...until the last line, when, presumably, you couldn't resist!:lol: Great stuff! This thread is geting better and better!

:bananamaniac:bananamaniac:bananamaniac:party :bananamaniac :bananamaniac:bananamaniac:bbb:rasta Thanks for the creation of the thread. Dont worry, Decebal, this will not the last be said.

[DanePugilist]

Shadows graced tombstones of graves,
Crack of dawn promised coming of light.
Illuminating caught scriptures of epitaph.
Engravings of lost meaning, past of importance.
Crumbled embossed letters formed words;

"Hail to the fallen king, in life known as Mikkel Kessler"
"In death known as the greatest of all time".

[Decebal]

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The Roman General

With staff in hand and sword held high, the general advances,
And with sharp, absolute resolve, his earnest face he glances,
Towards the proud barbarian, tall and strong, implacable and bold,
Who seems to dare to stare him down, trying to freeze him cold.



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And with one lunge he gets in range his pointed sword now ready,
He swarms his foe with rapid blows keeping his own stance steady.
The son of Thor now leaps aside, with confidence, and pluck,
It seems a game to him almost, nor does he doubt his luck.


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The general, with vicious doggedness, in his advance he dodges,
Yet with great speed and skill his throat the roman soldier clutches,
And in eternal vice-like hold he grabs the general's gown,
He stuggles desperately, he screams, yet cannot avoid to drown.


His vigour all having forsaken him, the son of Thor now watches,
In impotence and deadly shame as Master his face now notches,
With blow and blow of hurtful slaps as he administers correction,
He's terminally foiled, frustrated, without some quarter or protection.

[Axe]

Little pastry Kessler used to ride his bike,
Now he's been decapitated and is lying in a dyke,

He thought that he would be the king but to no avail,
He got his ass beat round the ring, his corner had to bail,

The simple jab hook routine didn't work well here,
Calzaghe slapped the Dane so hard his brain came out his ears,

Blocky threw a party Deram done shot himself,
Kellerman said "the win aint shit" (his balls are on my shelf),

:lol:

Good stuff.

[Decebal]

Shadows graced tombstones of graves,
Crack of dawn promised coming of light.
Illuminating caught scriptures of epitaph.
Engravings of lost meaning, past of importance.
Crumbled embossed letters formed words;

"Hail to the fallen king, in life known as Mikkel Kessler"
"In death known as the greatest of all time".

I cannot sleep either:-(

[Decebal]

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The Roman General

With staff in hand and sword held high, the general advances,
And with sharp, absolute resolve, his earnest face he glances,
Towards the proud barbarian, tall and strong, implacable and bold,
Who seems to dare to stare him down, trying to freeze him cold.



[Only registered and activated users can see links]


And with one lunge he gets in range his pointed sword now ready,
He swarms his foe with rapid blows keeping his own stance steady.
The son of Thor now leaps aside, with confidence, and pluck,
It seems a game to him almost, nor does he doubt his luck.


[Only registered and activated users can see links]


The general, with vicious doggedness, in his advance he dodges,
Yet with great speed and skill his throat the roman soldier clutches,
And in eternal vice-like hold he grabs the general's gown,
He stuggles desperately, he screams, yet cannot avoid to drown.


His vigour all having forsaken him, the son of Thor now watches,
In impotence and deadly shame as Master his face now notches,
With blow and blow of hurtful slaps as he administers correction,

He's terminally foiled, frustrated, without some quarter or protection.


Any thoughts?:think

[justaboxingfan]

Wow, I didn't know you guys had such artistic talent, for real. Most of these poems are really good, its a rare side from boxing enthusiasts that we don't see often. Its amazing that you could watch two fighters beat the $hit out of each other and tell it in a way that sounds pleasant :boxing1 :bokc :ko :hippy :cheers

[Decebal]

Wow, I didn't know you guys had such artistic talent, for real. Most of these poems are really good, its a rare side from boxing enthusiasts that we don't see often. Its amazing that you could watch two fighters beat the $hit out of each other and tell it in a way that sounds pleasant :boxing1 :bokc :ko :hippy :cheers

I like your use of emoticons...when are you posting your poem?:think

[Dekkers]

Any thoughts?:think

:huh... Russel Crowe KO1 Kessler and Calzaghe in a bar fight.

[Decebal]

:huh... Russel Crowe KO1 Kessler and Calzaghe in a bar fight.

Russel Crowe is a primma donna, an attention whore, who only seems to fight his underlings, usually by throwing someting at them:-(

[Dekkers]

Russel Crowe is a primma donna, an attention whore, who only seems to fight his underlings, usually by throwing someting at them:-(
He's a master with the Irish dagger, they don't stand a chance.

Here it is immortalised by Bart, the Irish dagger.

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[Decebal]

He's a master with the Irish dagger, they don't stand a chance.

I was thinking more of a mobile phone...but fair enough...who's that in your avatar, anyway??:think

[Dekkers]

I was thinking more of a mobile phone...but fair enough...who's that in your avatar, anyway??:think
Lost an avatar bet, I think it's Garry Glitter, he's hiding the afro beneath the hood :yep

[DanePugilist]

Horns of Valhalla resounded.
Halls of the mighty slain.
Echoes eternally rebounded.
Fallen warriors of disdain.

Arise again warriors of old.
Tonight we drink as the few.
Tales of courage shall be told.
In the morrow, we may die anew.

So it is written, fellow Vikings.
So shall be done, as is the law.
Fate decide, morrow brings.
Recycle pattern once more.

Valor, respect and wisdom true.
Bow deep for thine course.
Lift thine mugs, hail to you.
Stand proud as we are Norse.

[Decebal]

I think it's Garry Glitter, he's hiding the afro beneath the hood :yep

seriously, I don't know who that guy is...presumably I should recognise him, but I don't...

...anyway...your poem was by far the best so far...I cannot stop laughing even now, when I think of it!:lol:

[DanePugilist]

I cannot sleep either:-(:lol: - then its good we have this thread:cool:

[Decebal]

Horns of Valhalla resounded.
Halls of the mighty slain.
Echoes eternally rebounded.
Fallen warriors of disdain.

Arise again warriors of old.
Tonight we drink as the few.
Tales of courage shall be told.
In the morrow, we may die anew.

So it is written, fellow Vikings.
So shall be done, as is the law.
Fate decide, morrow brings.
Recycle pattern once more.

Valor, respect and wisdom true.
Bow deep for thine course.
Lift thine mugs, hail to you.
Stand proud as we are Norse.

:shock: Hey! This is good stuff! You are getting a bit too good for us, DanePugilist...your poems are semi-professional now!:yep

[Decebal]

:lol: - then its good we have this thread:cool:

Did you like my Roman General poem?:smooch

[Dekkers]

seriously, I don't know who that guy is...presumably I should recognise him, but I don't...

...anyway...your poem was by far the best so far...I cannot stop laughing even now, when I think of it!:lol:

Thanks, that's Wald in the avatar by the way.

[DanePugilist]

Any thoughts?:thinkPerfect - pure class all 3 of them(Kessler, Calzaghe and now this).

[Decebal]

Thanks, that's Wald in the avatar by the way.

Honestly, I thought it might be...but he somehow didn't look quite like him...:p

[Decebal]

Perfect - pure class all 3 of them(Kessler, Calzaghe and now this).

Well, this was going to be another Calzaghe metaphore actually!:yep In the same vain as Hammertime in Cardiff...but even more metaphorical...

[DanePugilist]

:shock: Hey! This is good stuff! You are getting a bit too good for us, DanePugilist...your poems are semi-professional now!:yep

Get out of here - yours are much better; an inspirational source.
Together we are here, and lets join in on this poetic course.

[DanePugilist]

Well, this was going to be another Calzaghe metaphore actually!:yep In the same vain as Hammertime in Cardiff...but even more metaphorical...Cant decide - I loved the fact you portrayed Calzage as a stallion. That was a nice metaphore.

[Decebal]

Get out of here - yours are much better; an inspirational source.
Together we are here, and lets join in on this poetic course.

You are too generous!;)

Alas, I think I'll try to get another 2-3 hours' sleep...work tomorrow!...:verysad

[Decebal]

Cant decide - I loved the fact you portrayed Calzage as a stallion. That was a nice metaphore.

I think the very first one I wrote was the best of the three...

[Decebal]

Is it just me, or are many of the threads quite boring compared to this one? (Especially Calzaghe Kessler threads that go on and on and on, repeating the same old things, that have been said 100 times...)

[DanePugilist]

I think the very first one I wrote was the best of the three...Of course - the topic was more inspirational:lol::lol::lol::lol:.

[Decebal]

Of course - the topic was more inspirational:lol::lol::lol::lol:.

:lol:

[Dekkers]

Is it just me, or are many of the threads quite boring compared to this one? (Especially Calzaghe Kessler threads that go on and on and on, repeating the same old things, that have been said 100 times...)
Yes, they're some of the worse threads around after the Klitschko, Lewis threads.

[Decebal]

Yes, they're some of the worse threads around after the Klitschko, Lewis threads.

I don't know why people bother...it's almost as if they feel they have to set the record straight EVERY TIME...and if they fail to do so just once...their world collapses:verysad

[DanePugilist]

Be quick, be bold, be all.
Dont stumble or you may fall.
Be swift, be cold, be more.
Dont wait, or you may bore.

Be quick, be bold, be all
Come here, heed my call.
Be swift, be cold, be more.
JC, please be my whore.

[justaboxingfan]

I like your use of emoticons...when are you posting your poem?:think

Here is my poem, its a haiku cause its really easy to do :nut

Kessler Calzaghe
why has this fight not happened
God damn promotors

[DanePugilist]

November frost meet the sensation,
Pride of Wales shall face mutilation.
Fallen from grace, your memory I shall erase.

November frost meet the dane.
Pride of Wales shall face his bane.
You, I will dethrone, in the ring I set the tone.

November frost meet my dominion.
Pride of Wales shall face oblivion.
Dont break thine hands, surely you can dance.

November frost meet the fate
Pride of Wales, demise has a date.
Meet your very end, to me you will bend.

[Amsterdam]

As winter comes, the viscious viking sails towards our coasts.
But in fear of this coming battle, we put our faith in Joe mother fucking Calzaghe, the supernatural, and we pop some drinks and rock out like detroit rock city.:lol:

Guys, I just spent a few hours writing lyrics, I'm worded out.

[Amsterdam]

Here's a short one:

Joe Calzaghe destroying all opposition is as sweet as seeing unrestrained Capitalism and the germist Global wealthy elite's head get crushed under my boots.:happy

[DanePugilist]

Great, I have been awaiting your additions, mate.

[Amsterdam]

Great, I have been awaiting your additions, mate.

I've been busy my good man, I'll have to send over my musical project's demo when I get it finished.:good

How do you like these Brewster fans sporting JC avatars?

[DanePugilist]

I've been busy my good man, I'll have to send over my musical project's demo when I get it finished.:good

How do you like these Brewster fans sporting JC avatars?I look forward to that...

HAHA - yeah i know you made the bets, but i haven't noticed the avatars yet.

Have yet to see the fight, but its all downloaded though. All of them from last night.

[Amsterdam]

I look forward to that...

HAHA - yeah i know you made the bets, but i haven't noticed the avatars yet.

Have yet to see the fight, but its all downloaded though. All of them from last night.

I've got a money bet with Astola on the line. For Bute vs. Mundine/Kessler, I have a dvd's bet with Decebal.

You want to avatar bet me for the Calz-Kessler fight? 6 months, a fully detailed, graphic photoshop avatar of Calzaghe in glorious victory if I win, if you win, the same for me sporting a Kess avatar.:think

I've sported this avatar for 8 months...

[DanePugilist]

I've got a money bet with Astola on the line. For Bute vs. Mundine/Kessler, I have a dvd's bet with Decebal.

You want to avatar bet me for the Calz-Kessler fight? 6 months, a fully detailed, graphic photoshop avatar of Calzaghe in glorious victory if I win, if you win, the same for me sporting a Kess avatar.:think

I've sported this avatar for 8 months...I am not really into bets - I like my avatar, but since this is a special occation - I'll think about it.

[DanePugilist]

What is the bet with Astola? Whether Kessler will meet Mundine before Bute or who will win?

[Amsterdam]

I am not really into bets - I like my avatar, but since this is a special occation - I'll think about it.

You liked some of those Vcash tips though...:think

I'm wondering how much Astola is wishing to wager, in an argument with Blocky, he told Blocky in response to Blocky's nonsense about picking up women that he had a model wife and several high line vehicles.:think

I hope Astola realises that ol' Amsterdam is still working his way up before he throws out a big offer, but I am not worried, because the supernatural one wins this one nasty.

[Amsterdam]

What is the bet with Astola? Whether Kessler will meet Mundine before Bute or who will win?

Astola says Kessler wins, I say Calzaghe wins. Whoever is right gets the money. Nice 50/50 format.

[stiflers mum]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.


:happy:happy:happy:rofl:rofl:rofl:good

[DanePugilist]

You liked some of those Vcash tips though...:think

I'm wondering how much Astola is wishing to wager, in an argument with Blocky, he told Blocky in response to Blocky's nonsense about picking up women that he had a model wife and several high line vehicles.:think

I hope Astola realises that ol' Amsterdam is still working his way up before he throws out a big offer, but I am not worried, because the supernatural one wins this one nasty.Yeah, Vcash bets I have no quarrel with - that was just pure fun. Maybe Avatar bets are the same.

I would never make a bet with Blocky, the mere thought of how he will feel after Kessler decimates JC will be more than enough.

Haha, dont make too big a bet, coz Kessler is gonna win for sure:deal:lol:.

[DanePugilist]

Astola says Kessler wins, I say Calzaghe wins. Whoever is right gets the money. Nice 50/50 format.Ah, of course, and the other bet is whether Kessler beats Bute or not.

[Amsterdam]

Ah, of course, and the other bet is whether Kessler beats Bute or not.

Yes, with Decebal.

Kessler chews up Bute and spits him up before the 7th round, regardless of the result for the Calzaghe fight.:deal

[Amsterdam]

Yeah, Vcash bets I have no quarrel with - that was just pure fun. Maybe Avatar bets are the same.

I would never make a bet with Blocky, the mere thought of how he will feel after Kessler decimates JC will be more than enough.

Haha, dont make too big a bet, coz Kessler is gonna win for sure:deal:lol:.

Kessler beats the supernatural one?:rofl

Pass those drugs over DP, I need a good spike!:good

Sadly, yet again, we have ruined a very honest poster in Decebal's thread with our off topic conversation and forum hooligan antics....

[DanePugilist]

Yes, with Decebal.

Kessler chews up Bute and spits him up before the 7th round, regardless of the result for the Calzaghe fight.:dealYes, there can be no other way about that one. Gonna be exciting to watch as well though.

[Amsterdam]

Yes, there can be no other way about that one. Gonna be exciting to watch as well though.

If you think a brutal beatdown is exciting...:lol:

[DanePugilist]

If you think a brutal beatdown is exciting...:lol:Thats a bit harsh towards Bute - he is worth more than that. Then again - most of Kesslers fights end that way.

[DanePugilist]

Tic-toc, JCs time is up.
Tic-toc, Kesslers hands have pop.
Tic-toc, best of the crop.
Tic-toc, the fight is gonna rock.
Tic-toc, JCs time is up.

[DanePugilist]

Artistic flurries, thrashing down the man.
Artistic wonder, amazes every fan.
Artistic speed, did you see the hand?
Artistic JC, Kessler is coming to your land.

[stiflers mum]

who will win
who will lose
kessler,calzaghe
who do you choose
my danish friends
you're all foolhardy
calzaghe will ruin
palles november party

[DanePugilist]

who will win
who will lose
kessler,calzaghe
who do you choose
my danish friends
you're all foolhardy
calzaghe will ruin
palles november party

Kessler is the best,
He knows no defeat
JC, Kessler
the ones to beat
my Welsh friends
you will surely cry
Kessler will make sure
that JCs fame will die.

[stiflers mum]

Kessler is the best,
He knows no defeat
JC, Kessler
the ones to beat
my Welsh friends
you will surely cry
Kessler will make sure
that JCs fame will die.
:yep:goodvery good

[DanePugilist]

:yep:goodvery goodYours too, mate:good Keep them coming.

[Sai]

In early November that clock was a ticking
Calzaghe V Kessler the huggers were licking
The Welshman's too fast, too slick and too tough
for Kessler the Jab, Jab, Right's not enough
Dear fans, its time enough with the bitching
Im telling you now the Dane's in for a kicking.

[pecks]

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in November
Frank ****** is a cunt


How does my poem rank?

[DanePugilist]

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in November
Frank ****** is a cunt


How does my poem rank?I rank its content as correct:lol:

[Dekkers]

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in November
Frank ****** is a cunt


How does my poem rank?

How about,

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in December,
Welsh bowels will he dismember,
So on the Norse God take a punt,
P.S Frank ****** is a cunt.

[pecks]

How about,

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in December,
Welsh bowels will he dismember,
So on the Norse God take a punt,
P.S Frank ****** is a cunt.
:D
Did you watch the football last night? We were terrible. :-(
Argentina play Mexico next in the semis in the Copa America. Mexico have been on fire this tournament having beat Brazil 2 - 0, and now beating Paraguay 6 - 0.
I think they might upset Argentina, and get revenge for their World Cup loss.

Thoughts?

[DanePugilist]

In early November that clock was a ticking
Calzaghe V Kessler the huggers were licking
The Welshman's too fast, too slick and too tough
for Kessler the Jab, Jab, Right's not enough
Dear fans, its time enough with the bitching
Im telling you now the Dane's in for a kicking.Very good...

In early November that clock was ticking
Calzaghe will receive a royal asskicking.
The dane is too precise, too skilled and powerful
for JCs flurries, weird angles to have any pull.
Dear fans, its time is at hand to watch the fight.
Im telling you now the welsh is just short of might.

[Amsterdam]

It's coming time for the famous box off
Then the Kessler fanboys will bitch and scoff
Calzaghe is the best ever and it's no joke
Though, Calzaghe fanboys may be doing lines of coke
I pray for China hand Joe's state of mind if that's the case
Because he's stated several times that it may put his life in erase
No worries though, Calzaghe is the best ever at super middleweight
And we will be laughing in victory at Deram's resume of JC hate.

:good

[DanePugilist]

:D
Did you watch the football last night? We were terrible. :-(
Argentina play Mexico next in the semis in the Copa America. Mexico have been on fire this tournament having beat Brazil 2 - 0, and now beating Paraguay 6 - 0.
I think they might upset Argentina, and get revenge for their World Cup loss.

Thoughts?Mexico will lose once it matters;Argentina-Brazil in the final. Argentina will win this time.

[Dekkers]

:D
Did you watch the football last night? We were terrible. :-(
Argentina play Mexico next in the semis in the Copa America. Mexico have been on fire this tournament having beat Brazil 2 - 0, and now beating Paraguay 6 - 0.
I think they might upset Argentina, and get revenge for their World Cup loss.

Thoughts?
I was having flashbacks to the state of Aussie soccer 10 years ago when we were busy getting our arses kicked by New Zealand :lol:

That said the team is still underdone physically, the side will improve with more game time, and be able to apply more pressure and play more physically (and a little more mobility) with opposing teams as the tournament drags on (though never a top speed). They need to rethink the attacking plan a little, I know they're trying to give more ball to Viduka but he's lazy in the best of conditions.

Argentina will be too consistent for the scizophrenic Mexican side, i'm sure the Argentinians will turn the ball over far less, generally play a tighter brand of football and come out ahead 2-0 or so... though there's a small possibilty i'm biased.

[Amsterdam]

In the midst of morning the viking king will awaken.
He will arise and set foot on his percieved throne that will never be taken.
The brave Dane will step in the ring with a living titan.
He will give a valiant effort, but will be throughly destroyed.
It's sad for some that no viking axe will lay touch on the supernatural Welshman.
I just hope that no fool labels the fallen King as a tomato can.
He will rise from defeat and smash warrior Lucian Bute in comeback.
But he will forever be scared by that legendary, brutal, supernatural attack.

[pecks]

I was having flashbacks to the state of Aussie soccer 10 years ago when we were busy getting our arses kicked by New Zealand :lol:

That said the team is still underdone physically, the side will improve with more game time, and be able to apply more pressure and play more physically (and a little more mobility) with opposing teams as the tournament drags on (though never a top speed). They need to rethink the attacking plan a little, I know they're trying to give more ball to Viduka but he's lazy in the best of conditions.Wilkshire needs to be dropped, his marking defence is pityful.

DanePugilist - I think Mexico can actually go on and win this tournament. They are a top 10 team and are in great form, and imo, the winner of this match will go on and win the tournament.
Brazil have been pretty ordinary, but I'm still expecting them to limp into the final. I don't think Uruguay will beat them, despite them beating the host nations (Venuzuela) 4 - 1.

Mexico to win Copa America...
Australia to hopefully get their shit together and win the Asian Cup. :good

[DanePugilist]

It's coming time for the famous box off
Then the Kessler fanboys will bitch and scoff
Calzaghe is the best ever and it's no joke
Though, Calzaghe fanboys may be doing lines of coke
I pray for China hand Joe's state of mind if that's the case
Because he's stated several times that it may put his life in erase
No worries though, Calzaghe is the best ever at super middleweight
And we will be laughing in victory at Deram's resume of JC hate.

:goodAwesomeness

The time has come for the famous box off
JC will be in hell, and his future will be rough.
Kessler is now in his prime, and its no joke
while Calzaghe himself will probably choke.
I also pray for China hand Joe's state of mind
He needs his sleep, and a new darling to find.
No worries though, Calzaghe will always be fab
and we will be laughing in victory at Blockys crap.

[Dekkers]

Typo on the last line, change it to 'laughing in victory at Blockys abs' :D

[Amsterdam]

Awesomeness

The time has come for the famous box off
JC will be in hell, and his future will be rough.
Kessler is now in his prime, and its no joke
while Calzaghe himself will probably choke.
I also pray for China hand Joe's state of mind
He needs his sleep, and a new darling to find.
No worries though, Calzaghe will always be fab
and we will be laughing in victory at Blockys crap.

Edit it to "Blocky's flab".:lol: :lol:

[Dekkers]

Wilkshire needs to be dropped, his marking defence is pityful.

DanePugilist - I think Mexico can actually go on and win this tournament. They are a top 10 team and are in great form, and imo, the winner of this match will go on and win the tournament.
Brazil have been pretty ordinary, but I'm still expecting them to limp into the final. I don't think Uruguay will beat them, despite them beating the host nations (Venuzuela) 4 - 1.

Mexico to win Copa America...
Australia to hopefully get their shit together and win the Asian Cup. :good

I'm predicting a Uruguay v Argentina final and unfortunately i'm picking Australia to bomb out in the semis :(

[DanePugilist]

Wilkshire needs to be dropped, his marking defence is pityful.

DanePugilist - I think Mexico can actually go on and win this tournament. They are a top 10 team and are in great form, and imo, the winner of this match will go on and win the tournament.
Brazil have been pretty ordinary, but I'm still expecting them to limp into the final. I don't think Uruguay will beat them, despite them beating the host nations (Venuzuela) 4 - 1.

Mexico to win Copa America...
Australia to hopefully get their shit together and win the Asian Cup. :goodYes, they look very awesome atm - but I have seen this scenario too many times to believe they can pull it off. Look at Venuzuela - they looked great, only to choke to meager Uruguay 4-1, which the dominated against in the last group match.

I have no doubt that Australia will win... they have the best of teams ever, imho. Hope it suffices...

[DanePugilist]

Edit it to "Blocky's flab".:lol: :lol:HAHA... actually I thought for a while with the abs, but got distracted by MSN and chose crap instead.

[Dekkers]

Edit it to "Blocky's flab".:lol: :lol:
Even better :lol:

[stiflers mum]

Kessler will beat Calzaghe in November
Frank ****** is a cunt


How does my poem rank?
:lol::lol::lol:i laughed so hard at that i fucken covered my keyboard and monitor in spit.

[DanePugilist]

In the midst of morning the viking king will awaken.
He will arise and set foot on his percieved throne that will never be taken.
The brave Dane will step in the ring with a living titan.
He will give a valiant effort, but will be throughly destroyed.
It's sad for some that no viking axe will lay touch on the supernatural Welshman.
I just hope that no fool labels the fallen King as a tomato can.
He will rise from defeat and smash warrior Lucian Bute in comeback.
But he will forever be scared by that legendary, brutal, supernatural attack.Asskicking...

[stiflers mum]

Typo on the last line, change it to 'laughing in victory at Blockys abs' :D
:-(dekkers you're on the blocky doubting bandwagon too:-(
forgive them blocky.they know not what they do.

[DanePugilist]

:-(dekkers you're on the blocky doubting bandwagon too:-(
forgive them blocky.they know not what they do.

You need to open your eyes mate.
Cant you see, he has nothing but hate.
How can it be, that you with him can relate.
When using words like retards in a debate.

[Amsterdam]

:-(dekkers you're on the blocky doubting bandwagon too:-(
forgive them blocky.they know not what they do.

To be a Calzaghe fan is different from being a Blocky apologist!:patsch

[DanePugilist]

Dear Blocky, what is it with your boxing knowledge.
You are ruining it all with the verbal namecalling misuse
I am fairly sure, that you know better and went to college.
It's okay, to dislike Kessler, but needless to the danes abuse.

How can it be, you know a great deal, unless its the viking dane.
You alter reality to further your cause, is that a journalist trade?
Surely a professional writer can be subjective without being inane.
What will you do, when Kessler wins? Have you an alt already made?

[DanePugilist]

Ring-ring, first round it is
JC starts strong, and Kessler tries to follow
Slap, slap slap, the power is totally hollow.
Gaining ground, but most of them miss.

Ring-ring, 2nd round here we go
More Calzaghe flurries, but Kessler counters good.
For the first time, the welsh is on his backfoot.
Great ring generalship, this is good show.

Ring-ring, 3rd now begin
What the hell? No defence from either man.
Will this see 12 rounds? Must be more for the fan.
Trading shots, who will win?

Ring-ring, 4th slowly starts.
Pace slowing down, not much action.
Was that a KD?, no JC just lost traction.
TV is panning to 5th rows old farts.

Ring-ring, 5th is picking up
Kessler sets the tempo, controlling the pace.
JC seems dizzy, his eyes filled with haze.
The dane wins his first, he should not stop.

Ring-ring, 6th will commence.
The welshman retaliates with lefts and rights.
Definately the fight has reached its heights.
However, Kessler has awesome defence.

Ring-ring, 7th erupts.
We back back with the dane in command.
Endlessly he with jabs on JCs face does land.
Taking count till 8 the ref stops.

Ring-ring, 8th with breathtaking suspence.
Kessler takes a breather, losing his chance.
Calzaghe picks it up, cheers roars from his fans.
The ring champ now shows excellent offence.

Ring-ring, 9th the bell declare.
The viking is back fighting in spurts
Grimace in the face, Mjolnir truely hurts.
Will this be the end of JCs nightmare?

Ring-ring, 10th is here.
Joe is now back against the ropes.
It's not taking a toll, or so he hopes.
Wow, another knockdown, oh dear.

Ring-ring, 11th this is it.
Amazing comeback, JC is a star.
Blazing guns, almost lightning from afar.
Kessler is down, what a remarkable hit.

Ring-ring, Championship round.
The fight back and forth it sways.
oh my, this is pugilistic boxing craze.
These are like two Pacs, final bell sound.

Ring-ring, whose fans will sing???

[Decebal]

Ring-ring, first round it is
JC starts strong, and Kessler tries to follow
Slap, slap slap, the power is totally hollow.
Gaining ground, but most of them miss.

Ring-ring, 2nd round here we go
More Calzaghe flurries, but Kessler counters good.
For the first time, the welsh is on his backfoot.
Great ring generalship, this is good show.

Ring-ring, 3rd now begin
What the hell? No defence from either man.
Will this see 12 rounds? Must be more for the fan.
Trading shots, who will win?

Ring-ring, 4th slowly starts.
Pace slowing down, not much action.
Was that a KD?, no JC just lost traction.
TV is panning to 5th rows old farts.

Ring-ring, 5th is picking up
Kessler sets the tempo, controlling the pace.
JC seems dizzy, his eyes filled with haze.
The dane wins his first, he should not stop.

Ring-ring, 6th will commence.
The welshman retaliates with lefts and rights.
Definately the fight has reached its heights.
However, Kessler has awesome defence.

Ring-ring, 7th erupts.
We back back with the dane in command.
Endlessly he with jabs on JCs face does land.
Taking count till 8 the ref stops.

Ring-ring, 8th with breathtaking suspence.
Kessler takes a breather, losing his chance.
Calzaghe picks it up, cheers roars from his fans.
The ring champ now shows excellent offence.

Ring-ring, 9th the bell declare.
The viking is back fighting in spurts
Grimace in the face, Mjolnir truely hurts.
Will this be the end of JCs nightmare?

Ring-ring, 10th is here.
Joe is now back against the ropes.
It's not taking a toll, or so he hopes.
Wow, another knockdown, oh dear.

Ring-ring, 11th this is it.
Amazing comeback, JC is a star.
Blazing guns, almost lightning from afar.
Kessler is down, what a remarkable hit.

Ring-ring, Championship round.
The fight back and forth it sways.
oh my, this is pugilistic boxing craze.
These are like two Pacs, final bell sound.

Ring-ring, whose fans will sing???

:yep :yep :yep Awesome!:happy :happy :happy

[Decebal]

Edit it to "Blocky's flab".:lol: :lol:

:rofl

[DanePugilist]

:yep :yep :yep Awesome!:happy :happy :happyYeah, I have been a bit busy while you were away. We also got some additions from the others.

[Decebal]

Yeah, I have been a bit busy while you were away. We also got some additions from the others.

Yeah, mostly football predictions...:verysad

[DanePugilist]

Yeah, mostly football predictions...:verysad:nono:nono - plenty to read... Go back to page 10.

[ChuckYoungblood]

Good work guys!:good

I'd love to see Joe Calzaghe doing a Muhammad Ali-style poem about the fight

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I think he could do it:D

[Decebal]

:nono:nono - plenty to read... Go back to page 10.

:)
page 10?? DanePugilist, my good friend, you should get some sleep!:dead The fight is in November...plenty of time to write some more poems!:good

[ChuckYoungblood]

I found this poem, that Calzaghe did in an interview last month:

Listen!
A ring is a ring at the end of the day
Listen!
I got to put food at the table at the end of the day
Listen!
At the end of the day this will be my greatest fight
Listen!
It's not about roses and fighting beautifully in the end of the day
Listen!
At the end of the day I break my hands but I always win
Listen!
I could be in for a very hard fight at the end of the day
Listen!

[Decebal]

I found this poem, that Calzaghe did in an interview last month:

Listen!
A ring is a ring at the end of the day
Listen!
I got to put food at the table at the end of the day
Listen!
At the end of the day this will be my greatest fight
Listen!
It's not about roses and fighting beautifully in the end of the day
Listen!
At the end of the day I break my hands but I always win
Listen!
I could be in for a very hard fight at the end of the day
Listen!

:rofl

[ChuckYoungblood]

:rofl

The weird thing is, all the qoutes comes from the same Calzaghe interview. I didn't add anything. His poetry is actually superior to Mikkel's :happy

[Carlos Primera]

Here's something a little more low brow I wrote in tribute to the fight, also keep in mind this has no particular form or structure.


Danish Boxing Day


After the wrangling and haggling it was set for November,
Kessler, Calzaghe a fight to remember.
the moment draws closer, until it's finally upon us.
No more wondering or waiting,
an answer's the onus.

The Dane prepares in his corner, the atmosphere thick,
as Deram gives the final polish to Mikkels' dick.
As the bell for the first round sounds in Kesslers' head,
it still seems to be ringing as reindeer fly across the window,
while he stirs in a hospital bed.

"Why is it Christmas? Did I win the fight?!"
"Will I be showered with gifts this Danes Christmas night?"
Footsteps sound, he thinks, "Jolly St Nick has brought me a gift in his sack!"
He takes the gift, but Doctor Blocky flexes his abs and takes his thermometer back,
"Did I win? Is my fellow Dane proud? Can I shout of my victory, say it aloud?"

I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father.

:good i love the end. i never knew we had such poets among us, keep it coming guys. this should be stickied till november.

[Decebal]

:good i love the end. this should be stickied till november.

This poem is really funny! The change of pace, style and tone! Wow! This one's a blast! Ending is genius!

[DanePugilist]

One-two
November is the date for me and you.
Three-four
The fight is neigh, to settle the score.
Five-six
Who on the undercard will be in the mix.
Seven-eight
Time to lose a zero, and seal one's fate.
Nine-ten
Viking, Stallion - fight it out like men.
Eleven-twelve
After this, one of us will not dwelve.

[Decebal]

Showboat Supreme

He came not to see but to conquer the Dane,
To marshmallow his balls, to knock out his brain,
His career was not to have been all in vain,
With small glory for suffering and pain.

To redeem himself wholly he needed this fight,
His opponent could not be another one diet or light,
Not just to beat the shit out of him right,
But to make of this fight an extraordinary sight.

So he extended his chin,
The showboat supreme,
His windmill sling-action,
To provide satisfaction.

BOOM!
Like a hollow big tin,
His head in a spin,
His balance wore thin,
And he fell on his chin!

His face was all bloodied,
His honour now sullied,
He felt like a bum,
And he called out his mum.

[New Wind]

We'll see if the Dragon will tumble
We'll see if the Viking might crumble
I'm sure we agree
we all want to see
In one phrase: we're ready to rumble

[Decebal]

Joe C Wales,
Tough as nails?
Nah...just tales,
Brittle hand fails,
His gameplan derails,
And Kessler sails,
Ruling the waves,
Catching big whales!

[New Wind]

In cardiff did old Kublai Frank erect a pleasure dome

hehe, can't be bothered..
I'm sure you get it, tho, Decebel:-)

[Decebal]

In cardiff did old Kublai Frank erect a pleasure dome

hehe, can't be bothered..
I'm sure you get it, tho, Decebel:-)

Ding Dong, Decibel loud and clear!:p ...yeah...Decebal gets it!...

[New Wind]

Gather ye vict'ries while ye may
old hands are still a'tryin'
The champion who shines here today
in Cardiff will be dyin'

[Decebal]

"I'm afraid you're not well my Danish friend,
you're lucky they stopped it, it was almost your end.
I'm afraid you're a pom now so don't raid the larder,
since all Denmark agrees... Calzaghe's your father."

:rofl

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[New Wind]

From: The love song of Joseph Prufrock

Let us fight then, you and I
When the evening a spread out against the sky
Like my self, eatherized upon the canvas
....

I grow old, I grow old.
Should I wear the buttoms of my trousers rolled?

[Decebal]

I'm all written out.:wall I wanna see some witty poems NOW:hopthat have NOT been written by the usual suspects!:rant


YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE ME ANGRY!!!:fire

[DanePugilist]

We'll see if the Dragon will tumble
We'll see if the Viking might crumble
I'm sure we agree
we all want to see
In one phrase: we're ready to rumbleI think we have our first limerick - good job.

[DanePugilist]

Joe C Wales,
Tough as nails?
Nah...just tales,
Brittle hand fails,
His gameplan derails,
And Kessler sails,
Ruling the waves,
Catching big whales!
Great - I am out of further ideas, the last one was just terrible(never do this while tired, haha).

[Decebal]

(never do this while tired, haha).

I know...it's a waste of time...you have to be fresh for poems:yep

[DanePugilist]

Frank ****** was very greedy.
for more money he was needy.
Against Palle he wasnt a fella,
So suddenly he called DiBella.
Palle now acted like a kid.
refused to take ******s shit.
Mundine was the plan,
but he rejected to meet the man.
Finally they agreed to talk
but now HBO didnt walk
for 5 mil they wouldnt fly.
cause of this the match could die.
Showtime came into play
but much our dismay
Kessler wasnt first
Palle was now to burst
Will this fight take place
this is a fucking maze
Shall ****** eat the cock
before HBO his ass will fuck
Palle and ****** must confess
they like a game of chess.
Will they ever learn
before their fingers burn.

[Decebal]

:good Frank ****** was very greedy.
for more money he was needy.
Against Palle he wasnt a fella,
So suddenly he called DiBella.
Palle now acted like a kid.
refused to take ******s shit.
Mundine was the plan,
but he rejected to meet the man.
Finally they agreed to talk
but now HBO didnt walk
for 5 mil they wouldnt fly.
cause of this the match could die.
Showtime came into play
but much our dismay
Kessler wasnt first
Palle was now to burst
Will this fight take place
this is a fucking maze
Shall ****** eat the cock
before HBO his ass will fuck
Palle and ****** must confess
they like a game of chess.
Will they ever learn
before their fingers burn.

:lol: nice one!:good This one's pretty good!:happy

[DanePugilist]

:good

:lol: nice one!:good This one's pretty good!:happyYeah it turned out pretty okay, actually. Hope it was funny enough.

[Smazz20]

DanePug and Decebal are kicking ass but heres another one from me


Of Celts and Vikings
A story be told
they've come so far
for either to now fold

Both had belief
you could see it in their eyes
legions of fans
brimming with pride

Two Titans will clash
and each will know pain
For neither winner nor loser
Will it be in vain

Punches were traded
It was almost barbaric
But more often than not
The skill flowed like magic

The fight had ended
and the winner stood tall
No longer a mere Viking
he was now, truly King

[Decebal]

DanePug and Decebal are kicking ass but heres another one from me


Of Celts and Vikings
A story be told
they've come so far
for either to now fold

Both had belief
you could see it in their eyes
legions of fans
brimming with pride

Two Titans will clash
and each will know pain
For neither winner nor loser
Will it be in vain

Punches were traded
It was almost barbaric
But more often than not
The skill flowed like magic

The fight had ended
and the winner stood tall
No longer a mere Viking
he was now, truly King

:happy :happy :happy That's stunning!:happy :happy :happy

[Smazz20]

:happy :happy :happy That's stunning!:happy :happy :happy

Why thank you. This thread is actually quite good. Makes you actually think instead of repeating the same bullshit over and over again.

Some very good stuff in here. Both serious and humorous so you deserve credit for that:good

[Decebal]

Why thank you. This thread is actually quite good. Makes you actually think instead of repeating the same bullshit over and over again.

Some very good stuff in here. Both serious and humorous so you deserve credit for that:good

I just got bored of reading the same stuff for the 20th time...ok, I am exaggerating...30th time...everything that will ever be said about Calzaghe v. Kessler has already been said, I think:yep

[Decebal]

Smazz20, I am impressed by how good your poems have become...it just proves how far a little practice can take one...This applies also to other people who have posted repeatedly in this thread...however, I think my best poem was the first...:patsch

[Smazz20]

Smazz20, I am impressed by how good your poems have become...it just proves how far a little practice can take one...This applies also to other people who have posted repeatedly in this thread...however, I think my best poem was the first...:patsch

I've just read a couple of your poems. That first one will be very hard to top. It's very good, although you came close with the Roman General one. Very close.:thumbsup

Alas, all we can do is but try:D

[PrideOfWales]

He lived amongst the Valleys,
"I've seen him on TV before",
But little did they know,
That He was China_hand_Joe

He runs the hills each morning,
Up valleys and mountains so steep,
For 36 minutes just twice a year,
But memories we longer keep

For a decade He's been the champion,
Knocking all challengers aside,
They came, they lost, He conquered all,
He is Wales' best pride

He sought a lasting legacy,
So Lacy came and went home sorrier,
But the fans, they wanted more,
And called for the Viking Warrior

And so it came to pass,
That the deal was finally done,
And personally I really hope,
That HBO doesn't let them fight after one!

There'll be fireworks and singing,
Cheering and despair,
For the fallen champion,
There'll be damage to repair

But who will the winner be?
Many think they know,
Deram, the-best will pick Mikkel,
But I'm with China_hand_Joe

[Smazz20]

He lived amongst the Valleys,
"I've seen him on TV before",
But little did they know,
That He was China_hand_Joe

He runs the hills each morning,
Up valleys and mountains so steep,
For 36 minutes just twice a year,
But memories we longer keep

For a decade He's been the champion,
Knocking all challengers aside,
They came, they lost, He conquered all,
He is Wales' best pride

He sought a lasting legacy,
So Lacy came and went home sorrier,
But the fans, they wanted more,
And called for the Viking Warrior

And so it came to pass,
That the deal was finally done,
And personally I really hope,
That HBO doesn't let them fight after one!

There'll be fireworks and singing,
Cheering and despair,
For the fallen champion,
There'll be damage to repair

But who will the winner be?
Many think they know,
Deram, the-best will pick Mikkel,
But I'm with China_hand_Joe

very good:happy :good

[warrior85]

everybody knows that kessler brings the power&calzaghe brings the skill
yet there all still surprised when joe lands at will
mikkel fights on bravely but has no success
then finally the world accepts that joe is still the best

calzaghe ko's kessler inside 10

[Decebal]

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The Fight

They fought like two heroes, with valour and might,
Giving each other no quarter,
Their true blows resounded in the dark Cardiff night,
Like a clash between pestle and mortar.

His ground - The King - JC - proudly he stood,
Jokeying leftwards and rightwards,
Buzzing his hands in a swarming attack,
Sweeping continuously downwards.

Lunging and thrusting The Viking commenced,
To target him straighter and faster,
On a tightrope step forw a step back he then fenced,
Turning and gliding - the Master.

Mustering forth all his cunning and will,
The Viking in pretence receded,
He drew the relentless assault with much skill
To snare him he finally succeded.

Turning the King with a feint and a roll,
He assailed him with vicious volition,
Swinging hard right he hammered his pole
Condemning the King to perdition.

[Decebal]

He lived amongst the Valleys,
"I've seen him on TV before",
But little did they know,
That He was China_hand_Joe

He runs the hills each morning,
Up valleys and mountains so steep,
For 36 minutes just twice a year,
But memories we longer keep

For a decade He's been the champion,
Knocking all challengers aside,
They came, they lost, He conquered all,
He is Wales' best pride

He sought a lasting legacy,
So Lacy came and went home sorrier,
But the fans, they wanted more,
And called for the Viking Warrior

And so it came to pass,
That the deal was finally done,
And personally I really hope,
That HBO doesn't let them fight after one!

There'll be fireworks and singing,
Cheering and despair,
For the fallen champion,
There'll be damage to repair

But who will the winner be?
Many think they know,
Deram, the-best will pick Mikkel,
But I'm with China_hand_Joe

:happy :happy :happy Nice one! I've been waiting for you!:yep

[Decebal]

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The Fight

They fought like two heroes, with valour and might,
Giving each other no quarter,
Their true blows resounded in the dark Cardiff night,
Like a clash between pestle and mortar.

His ground - The King - JC - proudly he stood,
Jokeying leftwards and rightwards,
Buzzing his hands in a swarming attack,
Sweeping continuously downwards.

Lunging and thrusting The Viking commenced,
To target him straighter and faster,
On a tightrope step forw a step back he then fenced,
Turning and gliding - the Master.

Mustering forth all his cunning and will,
The Viking in pretence receded,
He drew the relentless assault with much skill
To snare him he finally succeded.

Turning the King with a feint and a roll,
He assailed him with vicious volition,
Swinging hard right he pummeled his pole

Condemning the King to perdition.

:think any thoughts?

[langshof]

Its taken some time, now the Viking sets out
to rain on the Nordic conquering drought

In Wales no one could ever know
that the Warrior comin' would put on a show
When he came to the coast
JC fans would boast
"The Stallion's ATG, you know"

The Viking said " What do I care"
"I'm younger, I'm stronger, my talent is rare"
"My punch ain't no slap"
"I ain't talking crap"
"When I'm done in Cardiff, the Stallion's a mare"

[Amsterdam]

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This is the symbol of victory.
This is as strong than death.
Like fire to ice Calzaghe will destroy his nemises.
Like flies the Deram's will scatter
Blocky is still gay
Kessler and camp are going to brutally pay
Go Supernatural one, the greatest 12 st. ever
Show them all that you are not heading into the never
War Calzaghe!

[Decebal]

Its taken some time, now the Viking sets out
to rain on the Nordic conquering drought

In Wales no one could ever know
that the Warrior comin' would put on a show
When he came to the coast
JC fans would boast
"The Stallion's ATG, you know"

The Viking said " What do I care"
"I'm younger, I'm stronger, my talent is rare"
"My punch ain't no slap"
"I ain't talking crap"
"When I'm done in Cardiff, the Stallion's a mare"

:rofl :good

[Decebal]

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This is the symbol of victory.
This is as strong than death.
Like fire to ice Calzaghe will destroy his nemises.
Like flies the Deram's will scatter
Blocky is still gay
Kessler and camp are going to brutally pay
Go Supernatural one, the greatest 12 st. ever
Show them all that you are not heading into the never

War Calzaghe!


Not bad!:good

[langshof]

Btw... This is by far the best JC / Kess thread I've seen. Nice work Decebal.

[PrideOfWales]

Btw... This is by far the best JC / Kess thread I've seen. Nice work Decebal.

Yes - I'd be inclined to agree. Some amusing entries.

[Rollo]

Yes great thread. I am surpriced to see how many good poets there are on ESB. Unfortunately neither my english nor my artistic abilities are good enough to join - but I enjoy reading......:good

[PrideOfWales]

Yes great thread. I am surpriced to see how many good poets there are on ESB. Unfortunately neither my english nor my artistic abilities are good enough to join - but I enjoy reading......:good

The forum is not a Nobel Prize entry form Rollo.... remember that.

[DanePugilist]

Nice job, Pride, Smazz20, Amsterdam, langshof and Decebal - This is going beyong expectations - we simply rock as fans.

[Rollo]

The forum is not a Nobel Prize entry form Rollo.... remember that.


I won´t give it a try anyway.....:hey

[Amsterdam]

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May the graceful horseman ride once again
The reaper shall not take his important place..
As the enlightened one assumes the mantle of lord
Hail thee sir Joe Calzaghe
You're might and swiftness shall reign over the impending assault
Warrior King Mikkel Kessler falls in his own blood
...As our great one stands above glistening in the spotlight
The war is over and we are in serenity
All hail thee Sir Joe Calzaghe
The only rightful claim to the 168 crown

[DanePugilist]

JC and Kess are europes biggest stars,
lets sort the mess, and raise the bars.
They owe the fans, a match to admire.
So join all the clans, for them to inspire.

Danes and Welsh alike, let us be mates.
Haters, take a hike, this thread end debates.
Other brits come to, strengthern your e-quill.
Nordics, also for you, join in poetic thrill.

The first stone is cast, no talent is no excuse.
We do it to have a blast, so dont be obtuse.
Let it be witty or epic, this is not for fame.
You are using a nick, no one knows your name.

[DanePugilist]

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May the graceful horseman ride once again
The reaper shall not take his important place..
As the enlightened one assumes the mantle of lord
Hail thee sir Joe Calzaghe
You're might and swiftness shall reign over the impending assault
Warrior King Mikkel Kessler falls in his own blood
...As our great one stands above glistening in the spotlight
The war is over and we are in serenity
All hail thee Sir Joe Calzaghe
The only rightful claim to the 168 crown
Superb - true quality.