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ejdge
07-08-2007, 03:02 PM
Anyone have any recipes they'd like to share? Here's a really simple one for carbs.
Steamed brocolli- Complex carbs- Less than 10 min
Brocolli
Salt
Oil/Butter
1- Boil water
2- Place brocolli into water
3- Sprinkle salt into water
4- Stir casually as brocolli becomes more green
5- Remove brocolli and add oil/butter for fats if desired
6- EAT!
Jennifer Love Hewitt
07-08-2007, 04:40 PM
Chocolate chip cookies:
2 c. butter
2 c. brown sugar
2 c. white sugar
4 eggs
1.5 tbsp. vanilla
3 c. oat bran
5 c. flour
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. baking powder
Add last: 2 (12 oz.) pkg. milk chocolate chips
Cream first 5 ingredients until fluffy. Add remaining ingredients. Mix until all ingredients are blended. Bake at 400 degrees for 6-12 minutes.
salsanchezfan
07-08-2007, 04:47 PM
Here's one I call Tuna Surprise........
Open 1 large can albacore tuna (packed in water, not oil)
Drain excess water from can
Dump this into a large bowl
Enjoy! :p
younghypnotiq
07-08-2007, 04:51 PM
Chocolate chip cookies:
2 c. butter
2 c. brown sugar
2 c. white sugar
4 eggs
1.5 tbsp. vanilla
3 c. oat bran
5 c. flour
1 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. baking powder
Add last: 2 (12 oz.) pkg. milk chocolate chips
Cream first 5 ingredients until fluffy. Add remaining ingredients. Mix until all ingredients are blended. Bake at 400 degrees for 6-12 minutes.
LMFAOOOOOO
Here's one I call Tuna Surprise........
Open 1 large can albacore tuna (packed in water, not oil)
Drain excess water from can
Dump this into a large bowl
Enjoy! :p
sounds yummy. :-(
Here's one I call Halibut Surprise..........
Go out to eat and order Fish and Chips
Only eat half and get the rest to go
Place to-go box under the back seat of your friends car
Leave the state and don't tell him about the fish.
:thumbsup
salsanchezfan
07-08-2007, 05:09 PM
sounds yummy. :-(
Here's one I call Halibut Surprise..........
Go out to eat and order Fish and Chips
Only eat half and get the rest to go
Place to-go box under the back seat of your friends car
Leave the state and don't tell him about the fish.
:thumbsup
............I was wondering why my dog kept trying to get back there the following day when we drove to the beach. I thought he was just being badly behaved.
Club Fighter
07-08-2007, 05:31 PM
Here's a recipe I love, it always gets the job done:
1 Set of Kitchenware
+
General Herbs & Spices
+
1 fully functional kitchen
+
Food of your liking
+
1 disenfranchised woman
= 1 Smokin' hot dinner. Works every time. :good
Kolya
07-08-2007, 09:07 PM
............I was wondering why my dog kept trying to get back there the following day when we drove to the beach. I thought he was just being badly behaved.
You smacked him didn't you? :nono
salsanchezfan
07-08-2007, 09:13 PM
You smacked him didn't you? :nono
.........No, never. I never hit him. I did yell at him to get back into his seat and settle down, though. For some reason, I didn't think to look back there to see what it was he was so interested in. :lol:
Kolya
07-08-2007, 09:16 PM
.........No, never. I never hit him. I did yell at him to get back into his seat and settle down, though. For some reason, I didn't think to look back there to see what it was he was so interested in. :lol:
:patsch This is the real Kolya now. I left myself logged in while Amy was browsing (I was using her computer) and she replied under my name. :lol: Sorry about the fish thing, by the way. Got the tape from the commentator, my coach did; he attached a note saying he reviewed it and still thought I won. My coach told him he also mentioned something about a lot of my opponent's punches looking low (which is what I was feeling in the ring).
salsanchezfan
07-08-2007, 09:49 PM
:patsch This is the real Kolya now. I left myself logged in while Amy was browsing (I was using her computer) and she replied under my name. :lol: Sorry about the fish thing, by the way. Got the tape from the commentator, my coach did; he attached a note saying he reviewed it and still thought I won. My coach told him he also mentioned something about a lot of my opponent's punches looking low (which is what I was feeling in the ring).
...........:rofl Man I swear.......I saw the :nono emoticon and said to myself, "Amy's getting to him." :lol:
So have you seen the tape yet, then, or does the coach still have it?
chinachin_76
07-08-2007, 11:06 PM
My mum cooks for me still ......
Kolya
07-08-2007, 11:45 PM
...........:rofl Man I swear.......I saw the :nono emoticon and said to myself, "Amy's getting to him." :lol:
So have you seen the tape yet, then, or does the coach still have it?
Can't bring myself to watch it (and I don't have a VCR). My coach has watched it, not me.
Puttin On Weight For POOR people:
Gallon 2% Milk
Chocolate syrup.
After workouts...
guillermojm
07-11-2007, 02:11 PM
this one works well
1.wife
never cook again...
RockOn33
07-11-2007, 10:31 PM
this one works well
1.wife
never cook again...
a mom works well 2
isaac11
07-12-2007, 01:22 AM
Here's one I call Tuna Surprise........
Open 1 large can albacore tuna (packed in water, not oil)
Drain excess water from can
Dump this into a large bowl
Enjoy! :p
:lol: i do that when i have no food
3 Cups Oatmeal
1/2 Cup Natural Peanut butter
1 cup Milk
4 Scoops Protein Powder
dash of cinnamon
Mix until a sticky batter is formed
use a large spoon to spread out the mix into the bottom of a Pam-sprayed glass or metal cooking tray
put in the fridge overnight and cut into 8 equal bars
yummy!!!
it taste good if you add honey to it too
:lol: i do that when i have no food
3 Cups Oatmeal
1/2 Cup Natural Peanut butter
1 cup Milk
4 Scoops Protein Powder
dash of cinnamon
Mix until a sticky batter is formed
use a large spoon to spread out the mix into the bottom of a Pam-sprayed glass or metal cooking tray
put in the fridge overnight and cut into 8 equal bars
yummy!!!
it taste good if you add honey to it too
that sounds good, I'm going to try that. :thumbsup
isaac11
07-12-2007, 01:36 AM
that sounds good, I'm going to try that. :thumbsup
it is good but once the top drys turn it over to let the other side dry or else the bottom will be all sogy
sivaru
08-05-2008, 12:52 PM
this one works well
1.wife
never cook again...
HELL YEA! :good:good:good
simple ganache no those oatmeal bars sounds like it would really be something..
Ganache, simple frosting, except its way fucking better, and not made of lard.
Get a pan, low heat.. Instead of heavy cream, just use milk. slightly less milk by weight than a quality dark chocolate, since you arent using heavy cream. Not a milk chocolate with a ton of sugar, a GOOD DARK CHOCOLATE.
Simmer the milk in a pan, then add the chocolate and stir until its all REAL CHOCOLATE SYRUP. When it cools it hardens. So, you could pour this over your oatmeal bar. :P
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