Big Bird v Cookie Monster

[littleguy]

who wins and why

Big Bird 8ft 2 in – bigger than Primo Carnera - got height and reach
Cookie Monster eat more cookies

Big Bird trained by Mr. Snuffleupaugus
Cookie Monster have deep growly voice

Big Bird gay
Cookie Monster straight

Big bird yellow
Cookie Monster blue


This very strange matchup although not as strange as Roy Jones v Sonny Liston - I need to think on this some more

[SteveO]

Lounge.

[Russell]

The Shadow says you are not funny.

And The Shadow knows!

[Zhaakal]

Something tells me that The Shadow is Moralman

[mr. magoo]

Oscar the grouch kicks both their asses.

[Titan1]

But Cookie would win this battle, two wild and hyped up for Big Bird.

[DamonD]

Depends which letters and numbers the fight was brought to us by.

Still, so long as The Count is the ref, I'll be happy.

[Dempsey1238]

Jack Dempsey ko's them both with one punch.

[Russell]

Jack Dempsey ko's them both with one punch.

Is this before or after he ducks Oscar the Grouch for years?

[Sardu]

I think Big Bird's long reach would be troubling to the Cookie Monster. However, despite being busted-up I feel the Cookie Monster would get to Big Bird eventually.

Cookie Monster KO 10 Big Bird

[JAB5239]

Oscar the grouch kicks both their asses.

Are you kidding, that bum?

[Langford]

who wins and why

Big Bird 8ft 2 in – bigger than Primo Carnera - got height and reach
Cookie Monster eat more cookies

Big Bird trained by Mr. Snuffleupaugus
Cookie Monster have deep growly voice

Big Bird gay
Cookie Monster straight

Big bird yellow
Cookie Monster blue


This very strange matchup although not as strange as Roy Jones v Sonny Liston - I need to think on this some more

:rofl

[Dempsey1238]

Is this before or after he ducks Oscar the Grouch for years?

Oscar is one tough cookie. I mean year in and year out living in a trash can. Living on the streets, no air condion when its cold. He must be a real hard puppet. I think Oscar has the background to be a great fighter.

[mr. magoo]

Are you kidding, that bum?

Imagine if Chuck Wepner were livin' in that garbage can...Wait a minute...That was him!!!!

[Dempsey1238]

Imagine if Chuck Wepner were livin' in that garbage can...Wait a minute...That was him!!!!

Come on Oscar is living the life of Jack Dempsey, pre championship. Had Oscar found a boxing gym, we could have other great champ.

[OBCboxer]

Bert and Ernie KO1 the whole street of Sesame. End of Thread.

[Dempsey1238]

Bert and Ernie KO1 the whole street of Sesame. End of Thread.

Personal I think there gay.

[Vantage_West]

big bird has a weak beak


one cookied up left hook that could connect would mean the end of th efight for bird a real shame becuase he is highly skilled and got robbed against elmo and kermit in the muppit division.

[Titan1]

Grover would take them both.