View Full Version : OMG!! Tyson was so stoned tonight on FNFs
Flatlander
07-12-2007, 12:55 AM
Stoned!!!!
:rofl What a freaking embarassment this man is! His eyes showed it all. Fricking coke head. :patsch :rofl :rofl :rofl
IntentionalButt
07-12-2007, 12:55 AM
Nope. Tysoned.
Something was certainly afoot.
brooklyn1550
07-12-2007, 12:57 AM
He sure was
teetop
07-12-2007, 01:01 AM
Stoned!!!!
:rofl What a freaking embarassment this man is! His eyes showed it all. Fricking coke head. :patsch :rofl :rofl :rofl
What kind of coke makes one as mellow as tyson was tonight.
Maybe prozac did that to mike.
YOUNG*LORD
07-12-2007, 01:05 AM
Stoned!!!!
:rofl What a freaking embarassment this man is! His eyes showed it all. Fricking coke head. :patsch :rofl :rofl :roflI don't think he was stoned...I think he's a little punch drunk.
freddy-wak
07-12-2007, 01:06 AM
if he's stoned what the fuck does that make you....ITS WNF'S NOT FNF'S......HAHAHAAHA FUCKER
Tencount85
07-12-2007, 01:08 AM
anyone have this? i'd like to see it
IntentionalButt
07-12-2007, 01:09 AM
why did he keep on reffering to k-9 and julio as those "gentleman". tyson was slurring and that salters chick looked creeped out at the end of that interview(weird).
really? i got the impression she was trying to hit on him (to which he was naturally oblivious). dirty little starfucker :twisted: :p
freddy-wak
07-12-2007, 01:10 AM
i think he was just a bit drunk...aint nothing wrong with that...especially if it makes him that calm.....ahahhhhhahaha that chick looked scared as shit though....ahhhahahahahhhah fucken mike
IntentionalButt
07-12-2007, 01:12 AM
anyone have this? i'd like to see it
it's the most sought-after eighteen seconds of faded-tat close-up and profundity ranging from "no he wasn't overmatched, no, but there was just no way...it was just clear he wasn't going to win" to "people like blood" on the internet.
IntentionalButt
07-12-2007, 01:16 AM
she had that; what the fuck is this man talking about he must fucking high, and i wanna end this interview as soon as possible type of look.:blood
at the very end, you're correct she had an uneasy look; my take is it was because he was such a bad interview subject and between them the rhythm of conversation was so painful and awkward (a theme throughout the night...she's just not a good tv personality). Before that though she was talking about - and pantomiming - how she was grabbing on to him during the scary parts of the fight. :yep What the hell is this lady doing on a boxing broadcast?
skier47
07-12-2007, 01:19 AM
What kind of coke makes one as mellow as tyson was tonight.
Maybe prozac did that to mike.
Prozac and other anti-depressants don't do that to you. They build
up the seritonin in your brain, elevating your mood somewhat and
giving you a general sense of well-being. If anything true depressant
people are much more alert after taking prozac as prescribed by a
medical practitioner. If he's slurring his words he's probably mixing
drugs with alcohol or he's developed a speech impediment from all the
blows to the head.
brooklyn1550
07-12-2007, 01:21 AM
What the hell is this lady doing on a boxing broadcast?
:good Get her the fuck off of Wednesday Night Fights or any fight broadcast for that matter!
magnificentdave
07-12-2007, 01:23 AM
hahaha grabbing him during the scary parts? like when someone got punched? that's hilarious...
IntentionalButt
07-12-2007, 01:26 AM
hahaha grabbing him during the scary parts? like when someone got punched? that's hilarious...
yeah. "when those punches started flying, that's too much for me". something to that effect. not the kind of broad you'd invite over to watch the gatti-ward trilogy.
BeReal
07-12-2007, 01:29 AM
Mike's definitely one of a kind.
PBF P4P #1
07-12-2007, 01:34 AM
mike was fuckkkkkked up....i like tessitore's pause when he started talking again because you know in his head he is thinking wtf is this guy on
I know that Mike has done some stupid shit and spent a whole lot of money foolishly, but I really do hope that things get better for him. That man seems to have suffered a lot during his lifetime.
626BrownBomber
07-12-2007, 01:52 AM
I did not see it but yeah, it is Wednesday not Friday so whoever started this thread must get there stuff from the same person as Tyson. Second, someone said Tyson seems punch drunk, I don't think so. How many tough fights has he had, not many. Who knows what the real story is.
Tencount85
07-12-2007, 03:23 AM
Mike Tyson isn't really stupid, he just has never really had a proper education. He was reading heavy duty shit like tolstoy in prison.
magnificentdave
07-12-2007, 05:20 AM
mike sounded very coherent, but his speech was a little slurred, who knows why, Lisa was thinking, "does my make up look good?"
Flatlander
07-12-2007, 08:34 AM
mike sounded very coherent, but his speech was a little slurred, who knows why, Lisa was thinking, "does my make up look good?"
"Very coherent"? Like hell he did. :rofl
I caught the FNF error last night after I typed it but for some reason I no longer have an edit option on THREAD TOPICS, so I could not correct it. I was just in to big of a hurry to say, "OMG!! Tyson was so stoned tonight"!
Cruiser1
07-12-2007, 08:36 AM
Anybody gonna post it or what?
buddynabuick
07-12-2007, 09:05 AM
Man, the stones nailed it on the head! Read the lyrics for this song.
Mother's little helper
What a drag it is getting old
"Kids are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill
There's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day
"Things are different today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Men just aren't the same today"
I hear ev'ry mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight
Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old
"Life's just much too hard today,"
I hear ev'ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
magnificentdave
07-12-2007, 09:42 AM
are you trying to say tyson is like a trophy wife who takes pills?
buddynabuick
07-12-2007, 09:55 AM
are you trying to say tyson is like a trophy wife who takes pills?
Didn't think of it like that,but thats a good one:lol:
Just pointing out that many (most?) Americans are on some sort of "little helper". Seems like everyone (young,old,male,female) I know is on something. I hope we win this war on drugs:lol:
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