I met Miguel Cotto yesterday

[G_RapPBF]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

[rendog67]

i will humour you "all tables in france are white"

what was more random bullshit me or you?

[MSTR]

Lame...

[Fat Joe]

LMAO!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Co-sign

[Spitbucket]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

So you have 2 jobs now, or did Floyd fire you as his #1 ball polisher:huh

[cfizzl3]

I also met Cotto at the rink.

He asked me if we could do some figure skating, and I declined and turned to walk away.

My refusal was met with a crushing left hook to the spine and now me and Stephen Hawking play chess at 6pm from this weekend onward.

[ganchozurdo]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

I guess that me meeting floyd for real and getting that reaction from floyd made u mad so you needed to make some shit up

[tays001]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

instant classic:good

[Ramshall1]

So you have 2 jobs now, or did Floyd fire you as his #1 ball polisher:huh

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[MSTR]

Actually, i just read the other thread that this is taking the piss out of... The other one is even worse. He actually expects people to believe his lame story.

[JAB5239]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.


I don't care if your a Cotto fan or not, if you don't find this funny you got no sense of humor!:happy

[acb]

So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude.

I sense a change of avatars coming. :yep

[Rui]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.LOL.

:lol:

[BlueApollo]

Interesting. But hey, if Wendy's can serve pinkies, I see no reason Applebee's can't start serving Judah's arms.

[AG11]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Really did laugh out loud!

[Kush]

:lol: hilarious

[taino]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience. i have no dought you and may think the same.:hey

[taino]

al though it was funny.

[Cruiser1]

umm...ok

[Dynamite Kid]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

:lol:

[fitzgeraldz]

funniest shit i've heard on these boards ...

[Dunks]

I also met Cotto at the rink.

He asked me if we could do some figure skating, and I declined and turned to walk away.

My refusal was met with a crushing left hook to the spine and now me and Stephen Hawking play chess at 6pm from this weekend onward.

:lol:

[smoochp]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.
:rofl :rofl Cotto hungry I only eat what they tell

[Boom_Boom]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[C Money]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

Another TRULY IMAGINARY EXPERIENCE!!!
:yep :yep :yep :yep :yep

Super Clown in FULL EFFECT!!!

[Fab2333]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl :rofl :rofl

[H .]

I'm not big on the joke threads, but enjoyed this one!

[eliqueiros]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

Nice story, after a night's hard work.

[YOUNG*LORD]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.you forgot to mention as a tip he bent you over and fucked you in the mudhole...you tried to yell for help but your mouth was filled with chicken quesadilla and Floyd's nutsack.

[eliqueiros]

you forgot to mention as a tip he bent you over and fucked you in the mudhole...you tried to yell for help but your mouth was filled with chicken quesadilla and Floyd's nutsack.

:lol::lol:Chicken quesadilla, crazy image:scaredas:

[C Money]

This was PARADOY POST to another thread. BS RAP has no respect, status, intelligence, debate skills, nor knowledge. Spinning "Enquirer" type material is his LIMITS:good

[G_RapPBF]

you forgot to mention as a tip he bent you over and fucked you in the mudhole....

Figure Cotto fans dig a homosexual. :lol: But hey im not judging, im not judging.

[shelterr]

I find this amusing.

[mattress]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

instant classic:good

really????

[chliJs]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

[MancMexican]

funny stuff

[Benjiabc]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.


lol funniest post i have read in a long time, i actually believed you for the first few lines haha:smoke

[jaycuban]

thats was pretty funny

[Ricky369]

That was nice. But reality is Cotto is a lot smarter. Miguel Cotto productions, Ecko, Advil, First Bank( I think), And the list keeps growing. I also like the fact he has done a great effort to learn english.

[fitzgeraldz]

That was nice. But reality is Cotto is a lot smarter. Miguel Cotto productions, Ecko, Advil, First Bank( I think), And the list keeps growing. I also like the fact he has done a great effort to learn english.

I also like the fact that he's learning English and he's getting better at it ... I was so hype when I heard him speak English after the Oktay Urkal fight.

I think that alot of fighters don't want to speak English because it makes them look different in the eyes of their foreign counter parts.

Off the subject ... I know that Israel Vasquez can speak English ... I don't understand why he doesn't.

[Executioner]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

lame.


















fuck it, i can't say i didn't laugh my ass off reading this :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

[Zaryu]

I don't care if your a Cotto fan or not, if you don't find this funny you got no sense of humor!:happyAmen brother!!! I just dont know which one is funnier, this one, or Floyd's parody, either way, i had a good laugh with both :good

[Kaz_187]

funny!come on cotto fans its a joke,chill out

[Symphenyceo]

I also met Cotto at the rink.

He asked me if we could do some figure skating, and I declined and turned to walk away.

My refusal was met with a crushing left hook to the spine and now me and Stephen Hawking play chess at 6pm from this weekend onward.


:lol: :rofl :rofl :rofl

[CASH_718]

This is fuckin funny.

All you assholes who are taking this seriously should just do everyone else a favor and leave the forum you faggots.

[ROC]

you forgot to mention as a tip he bent you over and fucked you in the mudhole...you tried to yell for help but your mouth was filled with chicken quesadilla and Floyd's nutsack.



Now that's funny!!:rofl :rofl

[LAZZYTECH]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.corny ass shit dryer than the desert sand the shit is only funny if your a racist against latinos ............ cotto not hungry.................... it reminds me of the old western movies when actors used to play the part of a native american and the talked like that fucking lame ass joke

[LAZZYTECH]

This is fuckin funny.

All you assholes who are taking this seriously should just do everyone else a favor and leave the forum you faggots. your the asshole if u think that shit was funny that some dry ass shit

[Alo2006]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

:lol:

[Boom_Boom]

Actually, i just read the other thread that this is taking the piss out of... The other one is even worse. He actually expects people to believe his lame story.

This thread is more believable

[JMonster]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum : /

[Boom_Boom]

bumping a classic

[BewareofDawg]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.
:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[heidegger]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

:good

I met David Haye two days ago at a bar in the city. We had a drink and chatted, then he asked if I wanted to go back to his house and watch some child pornography.

[EL-MATADOR]

you forgot to mention as a tip he bent you over and fucked you in the mudhole...you tried to yell for help but your mouth was filled with chicken quesadilla and Floyd's nutsack.

:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

[Capitan]

I don't care if your a Cotto fan or not, if you don't find this funny you got no sense of humor!:happy



Not far from the truth....in person he is quiet and serious looking,but
has a lot of class and manners.

It wasn't all that funny and I do have a sense of humor, but I'll give
you a courtesy laugh for the effort.

[Boom_Boom]

I believe this.

[enzo]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.


:rofl

[caneman]

Thanks for sharing all that because it really got me curious. What's the most popular dish at Applebee's?

[MichiganWarrior]

bump

[Leon]

Damn, there was some good AZZ trolls back in the days

[Xplosive]

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

instant classic:good

I see your amused by simple things.

If your gonna a thread like this, at least be funny.

[elchivito]

Sounds like some 10yr old shit. Stupidest thing Ive ever heard kinda like when soulja boy was coming up with the stupidest shit ever trying to diss Ice T. So stupid it's embarrassing. Taliban or cartels should kidnap this dumbfuck.

[MichiganWarrior]

Lol

[slugger3000]

So Im a waiter at applebee's and to my surprise in comes Miguel Cotto welter weight champion of the world. Of course nobody knew who he was, except for this Puerto Rican guy in the back who shouted out "yo Tito! Wait, es no Tito". So I was like, "whats up champ"? Cotto turned, looked at me and said, "Cotto hungry!". So of course im like whoa, this is one hard dude. So I sat him down and attempted to take his order, but first I asked him if the fight with Mayweather will ever be mad. Cotto said "I only fight who the company wants me to fight" so im like, does the company want you to fight Mayweather, and Cotto said, "Cotto hungry now!" So im like whoa I better just take this guys order before he gives me a low blow to my nut sack. So im like what will you be havin champ and Cotto said "I only eat what the company wants me to eat". So now Im fucking perplexed, I dont know whether to ask this guy again and risk catching one in the balls or high tail it outta there. Then suddenly, the dude just takes a big ass bite out of the table and gets up a leaves without saying anything. Truely a surreal experience.

:lol::lol::rofl....:rofl

[slugger3000]

"Cotto Hungry"... He would say some shit like that! :rofl

[puertorricane]

since this lame post so many times and not one time has it been funny

:hat

[MichiganWarrior]

since this lame post so many times and not one time has it been funny

:hat
U Mad Fam?

[Boom_Boom]

This is a very underrated thread.
:lol:

[boxing_RN]

Am I missing something? How is this shit funny?

[TheRat]

was this in Florida?

[DobyZhee]

wish I didn't read..