boxing migrant comes to aussie..

[sallywinder]

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to
a destitute refugee claimant outside the Perth immigration
offices.



'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since
you just arrived in Australia with your wife and three
children.'



The man told the fairy. 'Well, where
I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new
teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked
at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING! -- he
had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!



'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'



The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Nedlands
with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee
relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring
them all over here..



' PING! - In the distance there
could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a
long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ , overlooking the
river.
'One more wish', said the
fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.



I want to be like an Australian with
Australian clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap
instead of this turban.



And I want to have white skin like
Australians.



'PING! - The man was transformed,
wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong
baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon..



'What happened to my new teeth?'
he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'



The fairy said 'Tough luck,
Dick-head, Now that you are a Ozzie, you have to fend for
yourself.'
And she disappeared!

[MSTR]

Teke, if you are running a worst thread for the end of year competition, this would have to come close...

[MSTR]

Delete

[sallywinder]

arent you dogging out on a bet mstr? werent you supposed to FUCK OFF for a while?

[Marcus]

arent you dogging out on a bet mstr? werent you supposed to FUCK OFF for a while?

Yeah Roy, fuck off for a year or more ok :deal

[MSTR]

Fail. I had an avatar bet, hence the avatar. Try again.

[sallywinder]

yep...cotto DOGGED IT..

[MSTR]

Yeah Roy, fuck off for a year or more ok :deal

Your recent obsession with me is becoming a bit unhealthy. Maybe you should see someone??

[Dr Gonzo]

shit thread

[pecks]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Go kill yourself Sally!

[Dr Gonzo]

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[pecks]

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to
a destitute refugee claimant outside the Perth immigration
offices.



'My good man,' the fairy said,
'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since
you just arrived in Australia with your wife and three
children.'



The man told the fairy. 'Well, where
I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new
teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked
at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING! -- he
had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!



'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'



The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Nedlands
with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee
relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring
them all over here..



' PING! - In the distance there
could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a
long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ , overlooking the
river.
'One more wish', said the
fairy, waving her wand. 'Yes, one more wish.



I want to be like an Australian with
Australian clothes instead of manjams, and a baseball cap
instead of this turban.



And I want to have white skin like
Australians.



'PING! - The man was transformed,
wearing worn out jeans, an Eagles T-shirt and a Billabong
baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had
disappeared from the horizon..



'What happened to my new teeth?'
he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'



The fairy said 'Tough luck,
Dick-head, Now that you are a Ozzie, you have to fend for
yourself.'
And she disappeared! PVJXVJfY90s

[Machine]

Jesus christ Sallywinder, what the fuck is that? Is that supposed to be political satire? Did you make it up? It doesn't even really make sense. That is the most embarrassingly lame collection of sentences I think I've ever seen. How unfortunate for you that it was on public forum recorded on the internet forever, rather than on a napkin or something.

[sallywinder]

there is a hidden meaning in every sentence....i thought you genius's would pick it up.......

[Dr Gonzo]

there is a hidden meaning in every sentence....i thought you genius's would pick it up.......

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[sallywinder]

what...you wont even try gonzo..?

[pecks]

what...you wont even try gonzo..?Your mother should be beaten with a frozen fish.

[teke]

call me crazy but i liked it

[pecks]

call me crazy but i liked itDid you end up watching 'Flight Of The Conchords'?

[Dr Gonzo]

Did you end up watching 'Flight Of The Conchords'?

band meeting! :D

[IrnBruMan]

baby fur seal walks into a club

[pecks]

band meeting! :DMurray's my favourite. :D

Though Todd is a crack up, especially with his song. :lol:

[LeonMcS]

"I don't know why all these Kiwi tourists are getting mugged...I keep telling them to walk down alleyways as theres less people that way"

Downloaded FoTC a year ago and pissed myself every episode, havn't even checked if theres a second series yet. For those with torrent capabilities check out 'Lucky Louie', a now cancelled 12 episode 1/2 hr show from comedian Louis CK. To say its dark is an understatement but any show where the main character calls his 5yo daughter a f'ing a'hole and get a big laugh is worth checking out.

[pecks]

"I don't know why all these Kiwi tourists are getting mugged...I keep telling them to walk down alleyways as theres less people that way"

Downloaded FoTC a year ago and pissed myself every episode, havn't even checked if theres a second series yet. For those with torrent capabilities check out 'Lucky Louie', a now cancelled 12 episode 1/2 hr show from comedian Louis CK. To say its dark is an understatement but any show where the main character calls his 5yo daughter a f'ing a'hole and get a big laugh is worth checking out. Sounds cool, I'll look for a download of it.

Btw, you gunna join the ePL Tipping comp?

[LeonMcS]

Been mulling it over, followed Man Utd since '78 and one of my happiest sporting memories was the treble in '99. Don't reckon I know enough anymore on the whole league, could draft in my younger cousin for some help. Will get back to you.
If theres not enough peers and seeders for Lucky Louie pm me, did make a hard copy of it.

[r_9-Ronaldo]

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lmao