hey fellow ESB'ers who frequent this fine forum...

[Dunky McCafferty]

Guess who is on the Charlotte Church show tomorrow, thats right, the one & only...


RRRRRRRRRICKY THE HITMANNNNNNN HATTTTTONNNNNN(did I sound like Buffer there?)

Just thought I would tell you all, as apart from Flint island, prideofWales Fat Joe & Toffeejack, I dont think many other people here would tune into her show that often.

Well what else do you want me to say? Its on, if you want to watch it watch it, if you dont want to then its entirely up to you.

OK?

[Dunky McCafferty]

I'd fuck her though.

Thats all well & good Flux, but you would have to get past her big welsh rugby player of a boyfriend first!

best of luck to you anyway, you will need it;)

[Jack Dempsey]

She'd get it

[Fat Joe]

2 chavs together.

[dwilson]

Charlotte Church is probably the most lady like female in Wales but this show does nothing for me. I can not see me watching it just because Hatton is on.

[TFFP]

What do you mean because Hatton was on?

It was a respectable show until this.

[robpalmer135]

2 years ago she would of got it, now she can show Hatton a fe thigns about pileing on the pounds.

things that will be discussed..................

playing darts,
getting fat,
just being on of the lads,
drinking guiness!!!


BORING.

[Betty Swollocks]

guaranteed this is now it goes

Church: you look a bit bigger than you do in the fights Ricky
Wicky: well.....i've had a lot on me plate recently, you know


and a few more lame, recycled gags. Fuck knows how he passes himself off as a comedian.

[GazOC]

I can't wait for the outrage around here when Hatton mentions (again!!) being one of the lads and liking a pint. I hope server doesn't crash with all the righteous indignation that will spew forth from the usual suspects who'll be watching the show and hoping desperately that Hatton doesn't let them down.

[GazOC]

I'd fuck her though.

Nah, she's shot to bits these days. Maybe before you had that first sprog, now she's got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

[Strike]

I can't wait for the outrage around here when Hatton mentions (again!!) being one of the lads and liking a pint. I hope server doesn't crash with all the righteous indignation that will spew forth from the usual suspects who'll be watching the show and hoping desperately that Hatton doesn't let them down.

:lol: :lol:

[FLINT ISLAND]

Nah, she's shot to bits these days. Maybe before you had that first sprog, now she's got more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

she goes out with that Glamour Boy Gavin Henson

I always thought Henson good looking fit muscular professional rugby player - he could get a much smarter bird than that average Chav

maybe he is with her for the money

[GazOC]

That must be it:lol::good

Greedy cunt!!;)

[maka]

she goes out with that Glamour Boy Gavin Henson

I always thought Henson good looking fit muscular professional rugby player - he could get a much smarter bird than that average Chav

maybe he is with her for the money


you might get a date with him, leavin comments like that :lol:

[Beeston Brawler]

I always thought Henson was a shirt lifter - perhaps Flint can enlighten us?

[GazOC]

I always thought Henson was a shirt lifter - perhaps Flint can enlighten us?
"He cruises for rough trade at the bottom of my garden"?;)

[FLINT ISLAND]

you might get a date with him, leavin comments like that :lol:

No this was not a Gay comment

it was a observation from me

I just think henson seems like a kind of guy who could get some glamorous blonde or something

not with a mouthy very average girl like that

he is only with her because she is famous and loaded - I'm telling you he would not look at her otherwise

he is a male gold digger

[Beeston Brawler]

Perhaps so, he isn't exactly a top class rugby player. If any one had tried to make himself a career on the back of a single kick it was Henson.

I wouldn't mind so much if it was a world cup semi final or final, but a six nations game in between world cups - and we all know which team likes to peak between tournaments......

WALES :rofl

[FLINT ISLAND]

I always thought Henson was a shirt lifter - perhaps Flint can enlighten us?

I'll enlighten you

If Henson is a shirt lifter

he can stay the fuck away from me

on a serious note - he is not gay

he is one of these pouncey metro sexual types

that David Beckham help created a cult of

conceited fucker - goes on the sun bed 12 months of the year

its the middle of December / January at its ICE and Snow weather and Henson is walking down the road likes its Summer in the Carribean -
with a winter tan like that.

Been anywhere nice Gavin to escape the horrible welsh weather?

No - I just popped up the local beauty salon and went for 20 minutes on the sun bed

a dark browned fake tan in the middle of winter - what a concieted pretty boy - playing on his good looks and trying to enchance his image with fake orange tans - what a twat

he plays for Swansea Ospreys - apparantly he is seen around Swanses often - and took Charlotte for dinner at PACO's on St Helens road which I walk down quite often

I have never seen him or her though to be honest

[Beeston Brawler]

A mate of mine saw them in Cardiff when down there for a cup final weekend when Leeds lost to Hull (damn...) and nearly got sconed by Henson for taking the piss out of the Walker's crisps advert that Charlotte did:

I support Cardiff..... muppet!

[FLINT ISLAND]

"He cruises for rough trade at the bottom of my garden"?;)

Henson would never step into the shed at the bottom of my garden just in case he got his pretty boy good looks bashed up.

Black eyes - broken nose - and missing teeth - not a good look for henson

He prefers the fake orange tan image

[FLINT ISLAND]

Fat Joes missus worked in a bar and apparantly served Henson and Charollte if Joseph is to be believed.

Fat Joe if you read this can you give us a acuurate story of events - didnt your missus serve them?

Anyway - I know someone who seen him in the Eli Jenkins pub which I hang around by alot.

Charlotte comes down for dinner in PACOS.

and also my mate told me before that Henson was in Time and Envy Swansea biggest nightclub and all the girls were throwing their underware at the conceited pretty boy

[kurt2006]

2 years ago she would of got it, now she can show Hatton a fe thigns about pileing on the pounds.

things that will be discussed..................

playing darts,
getting fat,
just being on of the lads,
drinking guiness!!!


BORING.

RH will once again do the one about his little dad fathering a WC boxer.

[FLINT ISLAND]

True stroy as well

Ieaun Evans - the former Wales Rugby Captain

He use to live down the road from me during his playing days

He use to live in the same place as Colin Jones

I seen Ieaun about alot

I once seen him road running on Christmas Day - thats a professional!

[Beeston Brawler]

Have you seen my missus - she's a babe, you have seen the film

It's really great to see all of the ladies here, and I promise not to use some of those four letter words... words like cook, wash, iron....

It's a privelege to be standing here in front of such a big audience..... well it's just a privelege to be fucking standing after me last fight (prior to Lazcano)

[Healy]

whens this on? channel and time?

[Cobbler]

Anyway - I know someone who seen him in the Eli Jenkins pub which I hang around by alot.



Aww, maybe one day they'll let you in.

[FLINT ISLAND]

Aww, maybe one day they'll let you in.

:lol:
No its not like that

I often go into William Hill Bookmakers that is right next door to the Pub

[PrideOfWales]

People who obviously have a seriously limited knowledge about rugby shouldn't really comment about Henson the "non-entity". "One kick Henson" as he's been labelled here has never lost a Six Nations game he's played in. The guy is a class act on the rugby field in a position where much of your best work goes unnoticed. Henson puts people in space with his passing - ask the players playing outside what they think of him.

My theory is that English rugby "supporters" - you know, the ones who support them every 4 years - only know about the Henson kick because it was against England.

All the Henson bashing reminds me of all the "experts" who said that Shane Williams was too small to play international rugby. :lol:

[ishy]

I'll enlighten you

If Henson is a shirt lifter

he can stay the fuck away from me

on a serious note - he is not gay

he is one of these pouncey metro sexual types

that David Beckham help created a cult of

conceited fucker - goes on the sun bed 12 months of the year

its the middle of December / January at its ICE and Snow weather and Henson is walking down the road likes its Summer in the Carribean -
with a winter tan like that.

Been anywhere nice Gavin to escape the horrible welsh weather?

No - I just popped up the local beauty salon and went for 20 minutes on the sun bed

a dark browned fake tan in the middle of winter - what a concieted pretty boy - playing on his good looks and trying to enchance his image with fake orange tans - what a twat

he plays for Swansea Ospreys - apparantly he is seen around Swanses often - and took Charlotte for dinner at PACO's on St Helens road which I walk down quite often

I have never seen him or her though to be honest


:lol:

[maka]

ricky ricky ricky :nono:nono:nono:nono cant believe he done the rice crispie joke again, i actually cringed for the guy, he's just pouring petrol on the ESB inferno:smoke

[TFFP]

What a prick

Sounds like Betty's gonna have a field day :rofl

[PrideOfWales]

Ricky looks proper portly

[maka]

quick keep us upto date, what other rubbish has he come out with?


its on channel 4 guys, are you skiving at work or somethin?

he also done the " i can hear my mum shoutin during fights, ricky hittem back and get out the way "

am not a hater by the way before anyone drags up any old threads :smoke


just couldnt believe he's came out with the same material, hopefully frankie boyle tells him a few jokes :lol:

[FLINT ISLAND]

I wonder what his apperance fee is for doing this?

Thats the only reason he does it.

Goes out and gets interviewd by Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church and goes through the motions of the same old recycled jokes

for a cheque at the end of it

to top up his millions

[PrideOfWales]

its on channel 4 guys, are you skiving at work or somethin?

he also done the " i can hear my mum shoutin during fights, ricky hittem back and get out the way "

am not a hater by the way before anyone drags up any old threads :smoke


just couldnt believe he's came out with the same material, hopefully frankie boyle tells him a few jokes :lol:

There's always Channel 4+1

Starts at 2300 hours.

My girlfriend only realised last week that the +1 bit meant one hour later... she thought it was a completely different channel. :lol:

[FLINT ISLAND]

There's always Channel 4+1

Starts at 2300 hours.

My girlfriend only realised last week that the +1 bit meant one hour later... she thought it was a completely different channel. :lol:

thats the one I'm gonna watch too

[TFFP]

its on channel 4 guys, are you skiving at work or somethin?

he also done the " i can hear my mum shoutin during fights, ricky hittem back and get out the way "

am not a hater by the way before anyone drags up any old threads :smoke


just couldnt believe he's came out with the same material, hopefully frankie boyle tells him a few jokes :lol: :rofl

:patsch

He really leaves himself open to us geeks with this shit

Is the cash really worth it Ricky - honestly?

[Bonavena25]

His 'routine' gets even more exposed when he's plonked alongside a reasonably decent professional comedian as well.

[Healy]

I wonder what his apperance fee is for doing this?

Thats the only reason he does it.

Goes out and gets interviewd by Jonathan Ross or Charlotte Church and goes through the motions of the same old recycled jokes

for a cheque at the end of it

to top up his millions

He doesnt do it cause of the cash, he does it cause hes a down to earth bloke who wants everyone to see this fact for themselves acording to himself:D

You calling him a lier?

[FLINT ISLAND]

He doesnt do it cause of the cash, he does it cause hes a down to earth bloke who wants everyone to see this fact for themselves acording to himself:D

You calling him a lier?

no I'm not calling him a liar

but I did call you a worthless piece of shit in another thread

if you are confused why

let me enlighten you

you made your thoughts known that I was the worst poster to ever post on any forum

really?

why is this?

[Healy]

no I'm not calling him a liar

but I did call you a worthless piece of shit in another thread

if you are confused why

let me enlighten you

you made your thoughts known that I was the worst poster to ever post on any forum

really?

why is this?
Cause i had a bad day at work and you were the first person or thing that annoyed me when i got home:lol:

I dont know enough about you really, just read a few posts i disagreed with!

Your too pro Htaton for my liking, but your not the worst, Sleaze Nation is;)

No hard feelings?

:)

[FLINT ISLAND]

Cause i had a bad day at work and you were the first person or thing that annoyed me when i got home:lol:

I dont know enough about you really, just read a few posts i disagreed with!

Your too pro Htaton for my liking, but your not the worst, Sleaze Nation is;)

No hard feelings?

:)

what do you mean I'm pro Hatton?

[Healy]

what do you mean I'm pro Hatton?
Your bias towards Hatton, like i am towards McCullough or even Dunne!

[girv]

Dont you mean Enzo Maccarinelli?

[Healy]

Dont you mean Enzo Maccarinelli?
Sit, its Flint not Gaz, ah well, ya Gaz is the lad thats all over Ricky

Flint is up Enzos bum:lol:


I apologise, my bad


Haye KO 2

[FLINT ISLAND]

Your bias towards Hatton, like i am towards McCullough or even Dunne!

you got me mixed up with some punk muthafucker

I have contunially vocied my feelings against Hatton and his army of beer drinking fans and espcially his cuntish dad Ray Hatton

[GazOC]

Sit, its Flint not Gaz, ah well, ya Gaz is the lad thats all over Ricky

Flint is up Enzos bum:lol:


I apologise, my bad


Haye KO 2

You can't even follow the characters in our little pantmime?:roll:

[JonOli]

Hatton needs some new material. He doesn't stand a chance against this level of humour.

'Roy Jones went through a bit of a tough time in his career but he's come back and had three great wins,' said Calzaghe.

:rofl

[FLINT ISLAND]

Calzaghe is letting himself down fighting Roy

last fight of his career - he should be securing his legacy

not securing his already secure pension - with a "comfortable" fight

[maka]

big dunky's gonna go daft.........this threads shot to pieces....... :patsch

[TheChamp1000]

Ricky was mildly amusing on the show but the comedian Frankie Boyle showed him what funny was.

[trotter]

Poor ricky he wants to be a stand up comedian but he needs some new material. come on guys lets give him some help.

Here ricky heres a few for you...


Q, 'whats red and white and shaking all over?'


A, 'ricky when you mention him fighting witter'


Q, what goes up down up down?'

A, 'ricky in a fight with witter'.
:yep :yep

And you criticise HIS humour? Bit rich on this evidence. I see you awarded yourself a smilie too, most undeserved in my opinion.

[TFFP]

Good jokes Emma.

[FLINT ISLAND]

Poor ricky he wants to be a stand up comedian but he needs some new material. come on guys lets give him some help.

Here ricky heres a few for you...


Q, 'whats red and white and shaking all over?'



A, 'ricky when you mention him fighting witter'



Q, what goes up down up down?'


A, 'ricky in a fight with witter'.
:yep :yep

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :good

good jokes Emma

dont listen to Trotter - unlike Ricky - he has no sense of humour

[GazOC]

The only thing that does "up down, up down" will be a 65 year old Witter parking shopping trolleys at Asda...;O)

[trotter]

No I didnt award myself a smile. I gave the answers to the jokes a 'yep' smilie because you know thats the truth. :roll:

If I 'knew it was the truth' I'd say so.

Looks like speculation to me, and based on their careers, pretty outlandish speculation at that.

[ron u.k.]

she goes out with that Glamour Boy Gavin Henson

I always thought Henson good looking fit muscular professional rugby player - he could get a much smarter bird than that average Chav

maybe he is with her for the moneydo you fancy him like?

[FLINT ISLAND]

do you fancy him like?

Its just fair minded observation

I'm not a faggot -I dont fancy men like Trotter does - but I can still tell the difference between a pretty boy like Henson and a ugly midget like Hatton

Henson could surely get a smarter bird than Charlote Church.

Saying that she looked the best I seen her the other night on her showing interviewing Hatton

[Fat Joe]

The only thing that does "up down, up down" will be a 65 year old Witter parking shopping trolleys at Asda...;O)

If it's good enough for Ken Barlow it's good enough for Junior.

[FLINT ISLAND]

alright ray....trotter calm down.

:lol:

[trotter]

alright ray....trotter calm down.

Yes, good one. I am not going to try to compete with savage wit like that.

[brown bomber]

Poor ricky he wants to be a stand up comedian but he needs some new material. come on guys lets give him some help.

Here ricky heres a few for you...



Q, what goes up down up down?'


A, Emmas knickers when Kell Brook gets mentioned on ESB.
:yep :yepFixed :lol:

[Fat Joe]

Fixed :lol:

Surely you meant fingers.

[GazOC]

:lol::good

[brown bomber]

haha very funny. The thing is these kell brook jokes are getting a little old now.So are Hattons... :good

[Dunky McCafferty]

Sorry it took me so long to get back to my own thread fellow ESB'ers, but I know you will all understand.

I watched it, & to be honest Hatton was alright on the show. Sure, he cracked a couple of his usual jokes again, but we all know thats par for the course now!
I thought Hattons Tackie story was quite funny, & it was funny when Frankie Boyle mentioned the Mayweather fight & Hatton had a funny reply:D
Which brings me onto the comedian thing, I honestly didnt know that a weegie comedian was going to be on the show when I mentioned it here, & you could see that Hatton was a wee bit more reserved than usual.
Im not saying that as if Hatton was outgunned by a scot, if it were an english irish welsh or any other comedian for tht matter, the result would have been the same. The lesson is, never go on a chat show when a comedian is scheduled to appear also, they cunts always steal the show.
& Frankies muff joke I felt stole the show:lol:

[trotter]

Frankie Boyle is a funny dude, and he operates quite near the mark too so I bet he'd be quite intimidating to guest alongside

He looks kinda geeky so it's quite shocking when he comes out with something outrageous

[Jack Dempsey]

Boyle is fucking hilarious