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darwoody
08-15-2008, 05:50 PM
How fast could you run the 100M with Colin Jackson chasing you?

Beeston Brawler
08-15-2008, 05:53 PM
I would run it backwards, because he is a bender :deal

dwilson
08-15-2008, 05:53 PM
Why would I run from Colin Jackson?

nicofly
08-15-2008, 05:55 PM
:yep I didnt realise he was a shirtlifter until these olympics. I think hes getting camper with age!!

Beeston Brawler
08-15-2008, 05:55 PM
In all seriousness, when I was 15 I did the 100m in 12.28 on grass.

Hindsight tells me that had I trained for athletics instead of rugby during my schooldays I may have got under 11.00.

:patsch

ghostlybadge
08-15-2008, 06:12 PM
fast as fuck runner though. they tested his muscle buildup he has 75% fast twitch fibres. and of them 75% 22% are super fast twitch the highest ever recorded before they tested CJ was 2%

camper than a row of pink tents though

nicofly
08-15-2008, 06:13 PM
oh come on where have you been for the last 3 years? it was in a newspaper once and to think I used to fancy him.:patsch

Obviously not paying too much attention to CJ or the newspapers! Raving pufta though no doubt about it!!

Beeston Brawler
08-15-2008, 06:21 PM
According to the man himself, he ain't.

But the way he acts and dresses would indicate otherwise :deal

Fat Joe
08-15-2008, 06:25 PM
oh come on where have you been for the last 3 years? it was in a newspaper once and to think I used to fancy him.:patsch

Doesn't surprise me as he looks and talks like Kell Brook.

wayne3280
08-15-2008, 06:27 PM
fast as fuck runner though. they tested his muscle buildup he has 75% fast twitch fibres. and of them 75% 22% are super fast twitch the highest ever recorded before they tested CJ was 2%

camper than a row of pink tents though

Shoul have done better then shouldn't he!

Beeston Brawler
08-15-2008, 06:45 PM
I think Jackson and Steve McLaren should share a beer.

Now he DID sound like a fucking bender on the TV, with that dodgy Rafa Nadal impersonation :patsch

brown bomber
08-15-2008, 06:46 PM
How fast could you run the 100M with Colin Jackson chasing you? About as fast as it takes to land a left hook on his big gay chin.

Brummy1976
08-16-2008, 11:41 AM
I think Jackson and Steve McLaren should share a beer.

Now he DID sound like a fucking bender on the TV, with that dodgy Rafa Nadal impersonation :patsch Carl thompson's gotta be bent too then, sounds like a right mincer.....:tong

Claypole
08-16-2008, 11:52 AM
How fast could you run the 100M with Colin Jackson chasing you?Why would you ask such a strange question in a boxing forum?

Are you attempting to regain some masculine credibility after losing a game of kiss-chase with Colin "Packer" Jackson?

DamonD
08-16-2008, 12:28 PM
Carl thompson's gotta be bent too then, sounds like a right mincer.....:tong
Carl's had his brain bounced around so much it's a wonder he can handle the English language at all, so I'm not gonna hold his tone against him!

TheChamp1000
08-16-2008, 05:10 PM
Colin Jackson is the hardest man in the history of Uk 110m Hurdles.
Tony Jarrett Stfu!

Brummy1976
08-18-2008, 02:05 PM
Carl's had his brain bounced around so much it's a wonder he can handle the English language at all, so I'm not gonna hold his tone against him! Most boxers if damaged end up slurrin, thompson's just a little camp in tone.. But get what ya saying, he sounds punchy if anything

slapsSOgood
08-18-2008, 02:53 PM
I didn't realise he was a poofter. That makes the way he was looking at that yank commentator (forget his name) the other day even more weird :O

icemax
08-18-2008, 04:14 PM
Bomber Graham has a bit of a girly voice.....though I'm sure he doesn't bowl from the pavillion end.

Smurker
08-18-2008, 04:15 PM
always get the impression Michael Johnson couldn't really give a fook what CJ say's, but has been told by the producers that he must listen respectfully. And since when was Jackson Jamaican, they dont like his sort over there anyway :rasta