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paulfv
07-29-2007, 02:39 AM
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It couldn't have been written by any better author.



Here's a sample of some of the chapters:


Chapter 1: How to duck any real competition and still talk
junk like you're an OG


Chapter 4: Senior citizen's discount: Why I don't like to
fight guys younger than 34 and/or guys who
still might be in their prime


Chapter 5: Turning an "L" into a "W:" The art of making a
fight against a guy coming off of a pathetic loss
into a supposedly 'must-see' event


Chapter 7: Yes, I know - Sr. looks like Predator...


Chapter 8: THANK YOU PAUL WILLIAMS - YOU SAVED MY
CHICKEN BEHIND!!!!!!!


Chapter 9: The weighting game: When you see a guy sucks
at 147 but kicks butt at 140, make sure you
fight him at 147


Chapter 11: Pound-fraud-pound: How to avoid any
meaningful fight above 135 but still have your
'huggers say you are #1 p-4-p


Chapter 12: Rock Bottom: Why Tiger Woods and Charles
Barkley (and pretty much everyone) left during
my fight with Baldi and why I cried afterwards
to Larry Merchant


Chapter 15: On ringwalk attire: How to wear gladiator's
gear when you're just a pot-shotter


...and much, much more!!!!
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Just like everyone else, you've wondered to yourself how PBF hasn't fought a fight against a legitimate, in-his-prime fighter since moving up from 135 yet his fans still discuss him like he's the next Ray Robinson!! In this groundbreaking book, PBF gives you the details and the behind-the-scenes look into the successor to Roy Jones, Jr.'s cherrypicking throne.

So get your copy now -- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.'s "Cherrypickers' Guide" is sure to be a huge hit!


(We hope.)

Um, ok, we pray.

No, wait, don't leave Tiger...

brooklyn1550
07-29-2007, 02:47 AM
:lol: Funny stuff!

You are going to get bashed for this - good luck:good

peter5
07-29-2007, 02:47 AM
Thats fucking beautiful!:smoke

paulfv
07-29-2007, 02:55 AM
Thanks, guys. I wanted to make sure ESB was told first of this sure-to-be-bought-by-10's-of-people book.

LOL!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Jose FM
07-29-2007, 02:58 AM
OMG hilarious bro, make sure Pimp C gets a copy.

Betty Swollocks
07-29-2007, 03:03 AM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

bigtime9
07-29-2007, 03:04 AM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.


priceless:lol: you just owned that fool:admin

Napoleon
07-29-2007, 03:14 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Great stuff. I don't read a lot of books but I would definatly read that.

paulfv
07-29-2007, 03:16 AM
priceless:lol: you just owned that fool:admin
Hmm, usually I'd just dismiss this, seeing how it was written by "I forgot Pac fought JMM" Bigtime.

However, after thinking about it, this thought came to my mind:



If there's anyone who knows about being...

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...it would be Bigtime.


So, perhaps I should consider what he said.

C Money
07-29-2007, 03:25 AM
Marvelous work:good

Good laughs:lol: Just from the prelude!!!

I must admit I had an idea of my own for the PBF Cheerleading Squad.... you're beating us all to the punch in ingenuity:yep

I'll bet signed copies by PBF himself would fetch at least $100 a piece:hey

achillesthegreat
07-29-2007, 06:15 AM
I'm a Floyd fan but he just got fucking owned.

Scar
07-29-2007, 06:44 AM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

Good one man. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Spitfire7
07-29-2007, 12:14 PM
Friggin' hilarious.

boxeo#1
07-29-2007, 12:23 PM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

:lol:


:yep

AmazingHook
07-29-2007, 12:25 PM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

Now this was FUNNY!!!!!!:rofl:rofl

BoppaZoo
07-29-2007, 12:46 PM
on this subject anyone out there what do you think Floyd Mayweather would call his Autobiography.

i would think this is the perfect name for it.

Floyd Mayweather - Me and My Mouth.

any others.

Spitfire7
07-29-2007, 01:04 PM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

...you meant Floyd's a plagiarist?!?:D

grayggr
07-31-2007, 05:16 AM
it should be called

Slapping Ho's And Beating Average Joe's

:yep

theHawtness
07-31-2007, 05:36 AM
the last time i check, PBF's book has already overtaken Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

paulfv
07-31-2007, 06:23 AM
:lol: , I just ordered a copy. I heard Hatton is suing him for copyright though.

Nicely done, Y.O.S. :)

paulfv
07-31-2007, 06:24 AM
...you meant Floyd's a plagiarist?!?:D

He might be a better plagarist than plugilist. ;)

paulfv
07-31-2007, 08:04 AM
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Awesome! That pic is getting saved right now. :)

boxbox
07-31-2007, 08:51 AM
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:rofl:rofl:rofl

Per Se
07-31-2007, 08:59 AM
do u PBF haters genuinely believe that he is scared to AM????

do u genuinely believe that AM is better than ODLH????

If you hate someone, please let the hate have at least some logic?

If PBF has won belts at '47 and '54, WHY should he/would he fight Hatton at 140???

Some of u lot are retards, seriously.

IrnBruMan
07-31-2007, 10:39 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good!

Wow, look at all the Floyd Toy Boyz jumping on here to defend his honour :roll:

Whassa matter Boyz, you lack a sense of humour just like your idol?

myk
07-31-2007, 10:56 PM
:lol::good

The Italarican
07-31-2007, 11:05 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good!

Wow, look at all the Floyd Toy Boyz jumping on here to defend his honour :roll:

Whassa matter Boyz, you lack a sense of humour just like your idol?

In fairness, there haven't been THAT many Floyd nuthugging posts in here, and the best reply (the Hatton copyright one) was rather humorous itself.

paulfv
08-01-2007, 01:09 AM
Thanks for the props guys. :)

HUGE props to Longcount -- his 'book' is much more specific than mine.

Longcount -- :good:good:thumbsup