View Full Version : Tito Ortiz Is Having Twins With A Porn Star!!!
401Tank
09-23-2008, 02:01 AM
HERE IS THE BLOG JENNA PUT UP A COUPLE MINS AGO...........THE ? IS WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS WITH A PORN STAR? I KNOW SHE IS HOT BUT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO YOUR KIDS THAT MOMMY FUCKED 10,000 GUYS AND OH BY THE WAY DON'T GOOGLE MOMMY...EVER! SO WOULD YOU?
September 23, 2008 - Tuesday
Twins!!!!!!
Current mood: [Only registered and activated users can see links] ecstatic
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can't even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally... the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said "I'm the luckiest man on earth... thank you for having my babies". I cried.
i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered... but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me... since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon... ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
Lastly, I want to thank all of you for your unwavering support. It means so much to me, I don't think you even know. There are a lot of nasty comments from insensitive people, but in my state of incredible happiness... It doesnt matter what they say!
I love all of you!
JJ
Polymath
09-23-2008, 02:33 AM
I'd fuck a normal mainstream pornstar, ie not one who'd done bukkake or fucked 400 guys in a day or something, but I wouldn't fertilize one :bart
I might marry one, if she was very rich, like.
ps, Jenna Jameson is skeletor, she may have been hot about 10 yrs ago, not now.
cdnboxing
09-23-2008, 02:34 AM
Tito has to make sure their his kids and not one of the 10,000 guys that have boned Jenna.
401Tank
09-23-2008, 02:44 AM
Tito has to make sure their his kids and not one of the 10,000 guys that have boned Jenna.VERY VERY TRUE
401Tank
09-23-2008, 02:45 AM
I'd fuck a normal mainstream pornstar, ie not one who'd done bukkake or fucked 400 guys in a day or something, but I wouldn't fertilize one :bart
I might marry one, if she was very rich, like.
ps, Jenna Jameson is skeletor, she may have been hot about 10 yrs ago, not now. SHE IS GOOD LOOKING I HAVE NOT SEEN HER IN A WHILE BUT HEY YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT THIS WAS NOW.......SHE HAS ADDED 7LBS AND YOU CANT GET HER KNOCKED UP FOR THE NEXT 9 MONTHS WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR A PIECE OF THAT??
Is he having daughters? :P
Polymath
09-23-2008, 03:01 AM
SHE IS GOOD LOOKING I HAVE NOT SEEN HER IN A WHILE BUT HEY YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT THIS WAS NOW.......SHE HAS ADDED 7LBS AND YOU CANT GET HER KNOCKED UP FOR THE NEXT 9 MONTHS WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR A PIECE OF THAT??
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cdnboxing
09-23-2008, 03:15 AM
I honestly would not touch Jenna with a 10 foot pole. Im dead serious. I actually think she looks awful right now.
Id be all over 1998 Jenna though. I wouldnt even hesitate.
Polymath
09-23-2008, 03:19 AM
Thats what a 10 year coke habit will do for you
401Tank
09-23-2008, 03:26 AM
Thats what a 10 year coke habit will do for youi guess so
dwilson
09-23-2008, 05:26 AM
Very disapointed in this thread. I was expecting news that Tito was adding women to his life in the form of twin concubines.
Any Porn Star that has been in 10 or more films, I wouldn't touch. I just couldn't get the thought of her getting drilled by a dozen other guys out of my head. And if she's willing to have sex on film, imagine what she's done off it. No thanks.
ozziebattler
09-23-2008, 05:52 AM
Why did Tito go for a chick who built her rep on having her badge stamped?
Im baffled.
Why did Tito go for a chick who built her rep on having her badge stamped?
Im baffled.
Dude, Jenna has been jocking Tito for a while now. She's been going to UFC events way before they were dating. Always cheering for Ortiz. She probably was too good in the sack for Tito to pass up? :nut
SouthpawSlayer
09-23-2008, 06:12 AM
id still do her till she turns 50
berserkafied
09-23-2008, 07:43 AM
Jesus, imagine if the Twins have inherited Tito's gigantic head, that'll be one painful birth...Poor Jenna.
ozziebattler
09-23-2008, 08:01 AM
Dude, Jenna has been jocking Tito for a while now. She's been going to UFC events way before they were dating. Always cheering for Ortiz. She probably was too good in the sack for Tito to pass up? :nut
Im aware of that but seriously why?
I am yet to visit the states but surely there are plenty of younger sexier nimphs out there with less baggage.
Yeah im sure she is great in the sack. I have banged plenty of chicks with little morals but smoking in the bedstakes.
Unlike Tito i tarp up before hand and dont stay with them afterwards.
Wilhelm
09-23-2008, 11:44 AM
Those kids are going to get up and walk out of that cooze.
berserkafied
09-23-2008, 11:53 AM
Those kids are going to get up and walk out of that cooze.
:lol::lol::lol:
Beebs
09-23-2008, 11:54 AM
Only she could fit the head of a Tito Ortiz child through her vag.
Beebs
09-23-2008, 11:58 AM
Im aware of that but seriously why?
I am yet to visit the states but surely there are plenty of younger sexier nimphs out there with less baggage.
Yeah im sure she is great in the sack. I have banged plenty of chicks with little morals but smoking in the bedstakes.
Unlike Tito i tarp up before hand and dont stay with them afterwards.
Were they multi millionaires? Are you a whore for fame? Are you quickly losing your ability to fight, and hence remain famous? Would knocking up the girl keep you famous-ish? There is the answer.
geppy
09-24-2008, 12:29 AM
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She scares me far more than Tito does.
alot of miles on that thing....imagine it without makeup.....:barf
ufoalf
09-24-2008, 02:36 AM
alot of miles on that thing....imagine it without makeup.....:barf
Look how big that mouth is... and she puckered it!!
ozziebattler
09-24-2008, 08:31 PM
Were they multi millionaires? Are you a whore for fame? Are you quickly losing your ability to fight, and hence remain famous? Would knocking up the girl keep you famous-ish? There is the answer.
If that's his main reason then he is a lunatic.
Having a kid with a well known porn star to stay in the limelight for another 5minutes is ridiculous.
Hey im Australian so i dont know how some Fame addicted American's mind works.I just found it strange how she never had a kid to her ex husband but bang here come 2 for Tito.
elixirvtec
09-24-2008, 09:56 PM
she looks like a drag queen. butt fulgy
Jesus, imagine if the Twins have inherited Tito's gigantic head, that'll be one painful birth...Poor Jenna.
Palease !!!! That hole has been drilled buy some of the biggest dick in the porn industry ..
They're lucky if the kids don't fall out after 8 months.
ufoalf
10-03-2008, 08:45 PM
Palease !!!! That hole has been drilled buy some of the biggest dick in the porn industry ..
They're lucky if the kids don't fall out after 8 months.
Yep, I don't think she'll have to worry about painkiller shots. The babies will march out.
Jenna Jameson is a ugly anorexic washed up porn skank. Tito is a washed up MMA fighter. I guess after she has been passed around and ejaculated on by all of white pornstar dudes she "peformed" with that the best she can get now is something like Tito Ortiz.
I would kiss a female period if a found out she gave another dude head just one time. Semen doesnt turn me on so why would any sane dude want to kiss or be with somebody who spent their whole adult life letting random men use her mouth like a semen dump? Nasty stuff.
I think most people are asking the same question:dead
The Mighty Bolo
10-08-2008, 11:30 AM
I'd knock her ass up and marry her. At least I'd know who she fucked. Hell the average everyday gf/wife have probably fucked dudes under a trailer:tired at a rock concert, who was never even tested for for a VD, that they just met:dead . . .and their men know nothing of it!
steelem
10-09-2008, 02:27 AM
true foreman but she ld be worth a go on at least wouldnt she
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