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brown bomber
10-20-2008, 12:28 PM
hello friends, i am on holiday in majorca. It is nice. I thought while i am bored it would be nice to share my intelligent observations with you. Thanks. Jeff
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 12:32 PM
observation one. Fat women sun bathing look like pancakes. I noticed this while hanging by the pool this morning. As they relax their bodies they seen to spread over a large area. I also observed this from the balcony and they look like they had fallen and splatted on the floor.
Fat Joe
10-20-2008, 12:35 PM
hello friends, i am on holiday in majorca.

Which part?
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 12:35 PM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.
kurt2006
10-20-2008, 01:12 PM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.

:lol: You sure there is no gay festival on ?

Have a good holiday and enjoy you chips.
AlFrancis
10-20-2008, 01:34 PM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.
Your in Majorca, hotdogs and chips! What's wrong with the Spanish grub?
By the way, watch out the way you eat those hotdogs with all those gay blokes about.
doug.ie
10-20-2008, 01:59 PM
magaluf...thats my guess...

great place....and santa ponsa..
AlFrancis
10-20-2008, 02:11 PM
magaluf...thats my guess...

great place....and santa ponsa..

Magaluf, early 90's, the bachelor days, fucking great!
JIM KELLY
10-20-2008, 02:17 PM
whats the weather saying? 30 plus degrees?
Benjiabc
10-20-2008, 02:19 PM
its all about alcudia!!!!
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 02:19 PM
megamuff. . . No wasn't allowed. I'm here with the enemy. I'm in al cudia. Its pretty good actually need to find a gym though otherwise this weeks going to get messy. Observation three never ever look at other women in bikinis. The mrs doesnt understand i was just appreciating the atmosphere and getting in holiday mode. Thanks.
Arnie
10-20-2008, 02:21 PM
This is a boxing Forum Jeff
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 02:22 PM
weathers awesome. Perfect this time of the year. Not too hot but hotter then your best summers day in blighty. Plus i look like a local. Its great.
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 02:23 PM
This is a boxing Forum Jeff
Thanks. :-)
Benjiabc
10-20-2008, 02:28 PM
alcudia, i have been there. the continental park hotel if i remember right, was a lovely place with some nice beaches but there was an awful lot of mosquitos when i went.
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 02:31 PM
we're staying at the bellvue any local attractions you can recommend?
Claypole
10-20-2008, 02:37 PM
we're staying at the bellvue any local attractions you can recommend?That's the name of every other B&B in Blackpool isn't it?

Are you sure you're abroad?
Benjiabc
10-20-2008, 02:43 PM
we're staying at the bellvue any local attractions you can recommend?

too be honest jeff mate it was 8 years ago that i went and i was only 11, but the bellvue definitly rings a bell
kurt2006
10-20-2008, 02:49 PM
we're staying at the bellvue any local attractions you can recommend?

Aqualand ? Cycle to Soller ? Cathedral ? Sit on beach and look at womens titties ?
TommyV
10-20-2008, 02:59 PM
Why aren't you in Shagaluff ya basstard?

:D

Have a good holiday mate.
doug.ie
10-20-2008, 03:28 PM
tits cant be that good jeff...you're spending all the time on the net.
brown bomber
10-20-2008, 04:36 PM
its good. I just brought my phone so thought i'd keep in touch with my electric friends. :-)
Fat Joe
10-20-2008, 04:54 PM
we're staying at the bellvue any local attractions you can recommend?

I spent the 2nd week of my honeymoon there, there's fuck all there apart from a water park and a small town.
1stcontact
10-20-2008, 05:41 PM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.
yep thats the way, go to a foreign country and only eat foods you can pronounce:lol:
Primadonna Kool
10-20-2008, 05:45 PM
Is this topic about boxing...?
TFFP
10-20-2008, 05:50 PM
megamuff. . . No wasn't allowed. I'm here with the enemy. I'm in al cudia. Its pretty good actually need to find a gym though otherwise this weeks going to get messy. Observation three never ever look at other women in bikinis. The mrs doesnt understand i was just appreciating the atmosphere and getting in holiday mode. Thanks.
Been to Alcudia myself. It's alright.

Few too many Russian wankers - ignorant fucks.
Claypole
10-20-2008, 05:53 PM
its good. I just brought my phone so thought i'd keep in touch with my electric friends. :-)Would that be the phone you were meant to be selling to that Nigerian for £7500 and £495 for postage?

Are you meeting him halfway to do the transaction? Don't let him give you a cheque.....
BigEars
10-20-2008, 05:59 PM
Is this topic about boxing...?
It's about a boxer, so yes.

Or do you need a more simple answer ?
Claypole
10-20-2008, 06:02 PM
Is this topic about boxing...?Yes.
kurt2006
10-21-2008, 02:38 AM
Originally Posted by MR KOOL
Is this topic about boxing...?


Yes JT is undercover for Panorama looking at bad practices in boxing across the world.
Beeston Brawler
10-21-2008, 03:51 AM
Well a little tip......

Wear sunglasses, so you can ogle whatever you want, without fear of recourse.
Benjiabc
10-21-2008, 03:53 AM
Been to Alcudia myself. It's alright.

Few too many Russian wankers - ignorant fucks.


so true, when i went, the russians hogged the pool tables all night in my hotel and never let anyone else play, they even kept catching the black ball in pocket when they knew i was waiting, true ignorance
dwilson
10-21-2008, 04:04 AM
Pretty sure early morning runs over there will keep you in good shape Jeff, enjoy it.
doug.ie
10-21-2008, 06:19 AM
make your way down to magaluf for a day....bout hour and half on the bus from you....'western water park'...top spot for a fun day..
enjoy the hol brother.
Doyley10
10-21-2008, 07:40 AM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.

Was it Stuey?
robpalmer135
10-21-2008, 08:48 AM
observation two. Foreign men generally look gay. They eat too much fruit too. I was having dinner. Two hotdogs and chips and the guy next to me had a bowl of fruit. And he looked slighty camp in both clothing style and mannerism. Thank you.

your in Spain and you had hot dog and chips for dinner......................BLOODY HELL JEFF!
Tuffnutz
10-21-2008, 10:23 AM
observation one. Fat women sun bathing look like pancakes. I noticed this while hanging by the pool this morning. As they relax their bodies they seen to spread over a large area. I also observed this from the balcony and they look like they had fallen and splatted on the floor. :lol:
D-MAC
10-21-2008, 10:33 AM
Yes JT is undercover for Panorama looking at bad practices in boxing across the world.

shhhhhhh!

You'll blow his cover.



Anyway, have a good time away Jeff; remember to bring back booze and cigs for your mates on the Brit Forum.
kurt2006
10-21-2008, 10:44 AM
JT, see if you can find Choi as he has not been seen in the UK since he whooped Derry M.
ron u.k.
10-21-2008, 11:13 AM
so fat women and gay men? you haven't got a christopher biggins fetish jeff have ya?
Primadonna Kool
10-21-2008, 03:25 PM
I will take Jeff Thomas out in 5 rounds, stick and move..shoulder roll.

Show him the slick-ness of Kirkby Town..!
Kid Lucky
10-21-2008, 07:19 PM
Well a little tip......

Wear sunglasses, so you can ogle whatever you want, without fear of recourse.

They and your missus might just notice as your head turns in the direction of a couple of beauties and zeros in on their chest mate honest.

The only safe way is to walk slightly behind your missus or even better give her some money to go off to the shops or something.
doug.ie
10-22-2008, 04:10 AM
They and your missus might just notice as your head turns in the direction of a couple of beauties and zeros in on their chest mate honest.

The only safe way is to walk slightly behind your missus or even better give her some money to go off to the shops or something.

or...start an argument with her and she might fook off for the day :good
Beeston Brawler
10-22-2008, 06:12 AM
They and your missus might just notice as your head turns in the direction of a couple of beauties and zeros in on their chest mate honest.

The only safe way is to walk slightly behind your missus or even better give her some money to go off to the shops or something.

There is a difference between looking and staring :deal
AlFrancis
10-22-2008, 06:57 AM
There is a difference between looking and staring :deal

Ever tried telling that to your wife

:beat:beat:beat
Beeston Brawler
10-22-2008, 06:57 AM
I don't have that problem!
AlFrancis
10-22-2008, 08:26 AM
I don't have that problem!

Something to look forward to then.
brown bomber
10-25-2008, 01:30 PM
holiday observations continued.....

Nintendo DS´s irritate the shit out of me.

Driving on the wrong side of the road is hard.

Spanish people don´t show boxing while people are eating....

Using a different currancy really makes you generous.

Every bald fat man under forty walks like they need a shit and have carpets under their arms.

Knives are very easy to buy.

Irish bars are run by spanish people.

Chinese food tastes identical.

I miss my PC.

I miss ESB.

I enjoyed watching Lomax reestablish his career