View Full Version : Would you trade places with Mundine?
oztriker
10-26-2008, 11:39 PM
Seriously... Would you swap your life for his?
The Upside....
All the money he could ever need
Athletic Ability
A certain amount of adulation...but mostly from those from the shallow end of the gene pool...
The Downside....
He is as ugly as a hat full of arseholes:yep
He is as dumb as dogshit...
He has the conversational ability of a 3 toed sloth
You would have to associate with all the deadshit, braindead drugfucked hangers on.
Only ugly or braindead sluts would touch him with a bargepole...
Mostly despised by the Australian Public
And you have that crooked filthy scumball Tony Mundine as your father.. (Imagine trying to hold a conversation with that dumbfuck)
So all things considered..... Would you trade places with Mundine?
COULDHAVEBEEN
10-26-2008, 11:43 PM
No.
pecks
10-26-2008, 11:44 PM
I need money atm.
Could I just be him for a week or so, and get 1/56 of what he'd make in a year? :p
sallywinder
10-26-2008, 11:45 PM
yes.....and commit suicide...
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oztriker
10-26-2008, 11:49 PM
I need money atm.
Could I just be him for a week or so, and get 1/56 of what he'd make in a year? :p
I'm guessing that you are teaching English and not Mathematics...:lol:
Mundine aint ugly...this coming from an ugly person :think
BoxingTrashTalk
10-26-2008, 11:51 PM
I voted the first 2 as a joke. But as i got further down, it got pretty bad.
Im ashamed at reading this thread. I know you said to lighten up man.
But come on, one of your things is talking about his mum and dad.
oztriker
10-26-2008, 11:51 PM
:lol::lol: @ thread
You haven't voted:nono
BTW: Have you missed me ....a little?:D
pecks
10-26-2008, 11:53 PM
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I'm guessing that you are teching English and not Mathematics...:lol: :p
52, 53, 56, it's all good as long as I'm in Japan.
oztriker
10-26-2008, 11:54 PM
I voted the first 2 as a joke. But as i got further down, it got pretty bad.
Im ashamed at reading this thread. I know you said to lighten up man.
But come on, one of your things is talking about his mum and dad.
His Mum may have just had a brain explosion...It happens...
Or maybe he was adopted.:huh
LeonMcS
10-26-2008, 11:54 PM
No, it would mean no more bacon, EVER.
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:01 AM
No, it would mean no more bacon, EVER.
Didn't think of that....but there are the 72 Virgins waiting if he wants to ....OOPS!..... I've said enough...:patsch
BoxingTrashTalk
10-27-2008, 12:01 AM
His Mum may have just had a brain explosion...It happens...
Or maybe he was adopted.:huh
Everyones back on the bandwagon. As soon as he beats Felix Sturm.
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:02 AM
I voted the first 2 as a joke. But as i got further down, it got pretty bad.
Im ashamed at reading this thread. I know you said to lighten up man.
But come on, one of your things is talking about his mum and dad.
Why are you ashamed.... You didn't post it:huh
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:03 AM
Everyones back on the bandwagon. As soon as he beats Felix Sturm.
Of course..... and the time and place of this fight is ???????:patsch
BoxingTrashTalk
10-27-2008, 12:04 AM
Why are you ashamed.... You didn't post it:huh
Its oright to call a guy ugly man.
But the bottom two about his parents goes to far in my opinion.
He does a shitload of charity work. And gets ridiculed by a lot of people on the street.
No ones made of steel.
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:16 AM
Its oright to call a guy ugly man.
But the bottom two about his parents goes to far in my opinion.
He does a shitload of charity work. And gets ridiculed by a lot of people on the street.
No ones made of steel.
And he hasn't brought this on himself ????:patsch
The Man is ugly as fuck... (not his fault.... Genetics...Look at what fathered him)
The Man is as dumb as all fuck..... see above
But the ridicule is the price he pays for fostering the hatred which pays his bills man....Everything he cops...he deserves... :roll:
IrnBruMan
10-27-2008, 12:22 AM
:lol:
I'm pretty happy with my life, so No...
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:36 AM
Its oright to call a guy ugly man.
But the bottom two about his parents goes to far in my opinion.
He does a shitload of charity work. And gets ridiculed by a lot of people on the street.
No ones made of steel.
OK.... Do you agree on "DUMB" then?.... Cos seriously ...Tony Mundine struggles to tie his shoelaces...:yep
Remember when B/Babe asked me to get him to autograph her boxing glove....
I can't remember whether it was 3 or 5 attempts he had at spelling her name... I didn't have the heart to tell her.... I ended up forging his signature...:D
FFS!.... Sarah is a 5 letter fucking word... and the stupid dumbfuck couldn't get it right ..... I woulda been there all night...:patsch
You haven't voted:nono
BTW: Have you missed me ....a little?:DI deliberately have not voted :lol:
We have been dancing on ESB for a number of years Ozzy, no words need to be spoken :yep
OK.... Do you agree on "DUMB" then?.... Cos seriously ...Tony Mundine struggles to tie his shoelaces...:yep
Remember when B/Babe asked me to get him to autograph her boxing glove....
I can't remember whether it was 3 or 5 attempts he had at spelling her name... I didn't have the heart to tell her.... I ended up forging his signature...:D
FFS!.... Sarah is a 5 letter fucking word... and the stupid dumbfuck couldn't get it right ..... I woulda been there all night...:patschHe was probably asking whether it was spelt Sara or Sarah :deal
He was being polite and probably thought you were the dumb cunt when you had that puzzled look on your face for him not knowing how to spell Sarah (or Sara) :rofl
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:42 AM
I deliberately have not voted :lol:
We have been dancing on ESB for a number of years Ozzy, no words need to be spoken :yep
I posted the "I love him to death" option....specifically with you in mind.:good
Thought you might take offence if I had a "I wanna swallow his cum" option:yep
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:45 AM
He was probably asking whether it was spelt Sara or Sarah :deal
He was being polite and probably thought you were the dumb cunt when you had that puzzled look on your face for him not knowing how to spell Sarah (or Sara) :rofl
You have given one alternative....what are the others?:D
Quite frankly....I was surprised that he could write.:yep
I had to steel a marker pen for him to sign it...but that's cool...he then stole it from me...
Old habits die hard I guess.:lol:
You have given one alternative....what are the others?:D
Quite frankly....I was surprised that he could write.:yep
I had to stael a marker pen for him to sign it...but that's cool...he then stole it from me...
Old habits die hard I guess.:lol::lol::lol::rofl:rofl
JOSEY WALES
10-27-2008, 06:53 AM
I'm guessing that you are teaching English and not Mathematics...:lol: Sorry Pecks mate but i laughed so hard at that i had my morning coffee coming out of my bugle ..then my Mrs asked what was so funny and i done it again .:rofl :rofl :rofl
pecks
10-27-2008, 06:58 AM
Sorry Pecks mate but i laughed so hard at that i had my morning coffee coming out of my bugle ..then my Mrs asked what was so funny and i done it again .:rofl :rofl :rofl :D
I was forgetting that the month "Peckurary" no longer exists. Hence me being 4 weeks off. :oops:
JOSEY WALES
10-27-2008, 07:12 AM
:D
I was forgetting that the month "Peckurary" no longer exists. Hence me being 4 weeks off. :oops: :lol: All that nip poon is effecting your head mate . you nailed a slope yet ?
Marcus
10-27-2008, 10:05 AM
I posted the "I love him to death" option....specifically with you in mind.:good
Thought you might take offence if I had a "I wanna swallow his cum" option:yep
leaving the second option out has left teke with no choice but not to vote.
oztriker
10-27-2008, 10:10 AM
leaving the second option out has left teke with no choice but not to vote.
YEAH.... I feel kinda bad about that...:blood
But I'll get over it in time...:(
OK..... That's enough time..... I'm over it:D
leaving the second option out has left teke with no choice but not to vote.:lol::lol:
cunt
oztriker
10-27-2008, 12:17 PM
:lol::lol:
cunt
YEAH.... I thought that was a little harsh good buddy:nono
stiflers mum
10-27-2008, 10:06 PM
:lol::lol: @ thread
:lol:i agree some people here just crack me up . i mean they probably never saw the danny green story but would watch the anthony mundine story even though they hated him so they could criticize it.have you seen the movie national lampoons vacation? its about a family called the griswalds who travel across america to visit a theme park called wallyworld.anyway everything goes wrong terrible trip but they finally make it and walllyworlds closed.kind of like this forum leading up to green/mundine fight.danny was gonna KO the mouth food was gonna taste better the sun was gonna shine brighter then poor old dan got schooled and people left the forum or started the ignore list shit.some people will never get over it.truth is im sure the mouth has enough friends so that he probably couldnt care less wether strangers on internet forums like him.id change places with him.
All I have to say is:
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:lol:i agree some people here just crack me up . i mean they probably never saw the danny green story but would watch the anthony mundine story even though they hated him so they could criticize it.have you seen the movie national lampoons vacation? its about a family called the griswalds who travel across america to visit a theme park called wallyworld.anyway everything goes wrong terrible trip but they finally make it and walllyworlds closed.kind of like this forum leading up to green/mundine fight.danny was gonna KO the mouth food was gonna taste better the sun was gonna shine brighter then poor old dan got schooled and people left the forum or started the ignore list shit.some people will never get over it.truth is im sure the mouth has enough friends so that he probably couldnt care less wether strangers on internet forums like him.id change places with him.I would change places, id go straight to souths and ask to play for them :good
BoxingTrashTalk
10-28-2008, 12:04 AM
Wouldn't mind the boxa cafe in Hurstville aswell.
LOL have a read of this. [Only registered and activated users can see links]
I used to work at Boxa bar. Anthony Mundine’s family run the business. I used to get punched by tony if I made a mistake. I remember there were always fights breaking out inside the cafe because it attracted guys who wanted to challenge other boxers. This is the sort of bar where testosterone runs high and everyone sizes each other up. My recommendation is not to go to this cafe unless you’re prepared to go toe-to-toe with ‘The Man’.
LeonMcS
10-28-2008, 12:34 AM
So thats how Anthony finds these opponents for his "title defenses".
oztriker
10-28-2008, 05:53 AM
So thats how Anthony finds these opponents for his "title defenses".
:lol: :lol: :lol:
oztriker
10-28-2008, 05:55 AM
:lol:i agree some people here just crack me up . i mean they probably never saw the danny green story but would watch the anthony mundine story even though they hated him so they could criticize it.have you seen the movie national lampoons vacation? its about a family called the griswalds who travel across america to visit a theme park called wallyworld.anyway everything goes wrong terrible trip but they finally make it and walllyworlds closed.kind of like this forum leading up to green/mundine fight.danny was gonna KO the mouth food was gonna taste better the sun was gonna shine brighter then poor old dan got schooled and people left the forum or started the ignore list shit.some people will never get over it.truth is im sure the mouth has enough friends so that he probably couldnt care less wether strangers on internet forums like him.id change places with him.
Of course you would....
Both you and Teke have admitted to being ugly cunts.... so what have you got to lose?:hey
T.C.W
10-28-2008, 06:31 AM
I would trade places with him, why not. with his abilty and money I would fly to USA ASAP and take on anybody to try to get back the 18 months that have been wasted since the second soliman fight back in 2007
stiflers mum
10-29-2008, 12:23 AM
Of course you would....
Both you and Teke have admitted to being ugly cunts.... so what have you got to lose?:hey
:lol:we cant all be super models. but if he wanted to he could ring RJJ ' s team get front row tickets to the calzaghe/jones fight.and easily afford it.he might be a tosser but i would love to be able to do that.i could handle being hated by journos and the front bar experts in exchange for that.
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