Haye - Valuev fight time?

[PetethePrince]

How many fights till the Haye fight (Not including this one)

[Vantage_West]

it's 21:16 gmt....do i have 15 mins to run to the pub.

[PetethePrince]

FIGHT IS OVER. Is Haye on next or is there 1 more fight left?

[Arriba]

Originally Posted by clyde

Let's not forget that the Germans are sticklers for efficiency:

9.45 opening pyro

9.47 ring-side interview with Sven Ottke who predicts a Valuev win

9.49 The Scorpions play a 5 minute set

9.54 Haye comes to the ring to the theme from Thunderbirds

9.57 Valuev comes to the ring to Darth Vader's theme from Star Wars

10.00 Cut to a shot of Valuev's tiny Mrs

10.01 Buff does his stuff

10.04 A referee who looks like Super Mario and who NOBODY has ever seen before reads the riot act to both men

10.05 The opening bell

10.05 (+ 1 second) You lose your internet stream and spend the next 30 minutes cursing and swearing as you try to find another one

10.35 You tune back in just in time to see Valuev on his back as David Haye is hoisted aloft in front of a silenced German crowd.

03.30 You wake up with a start to realise you fell asleep in your chair and missed the whole thing. A quick check on the BBC Sport site reveals that Valuev has won a 'controversial' points decision.

03.35 You crawl off to a cold bed with a familiar sick feeling in your stomach.

The End

To a fuckin tee

[JML]

Haye in ring now!

[Mendoza]

Originally Posted by JML

Haye in ring now!

Valuev will be stepping over the ropes soon.