Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer!

boxingcar · 06-17-2007, 09:42 PM

“Sources tell me Dana’s a big Bodog Fight fan,” said Ayre. “He must be. He can’t stop talking about us. Personally, I love it when he keeps mentioning my organization in the media. He doesn’t seem to realize that each time he does, it only makes me more money, which is why I want to repay him by allowing him to experience the luxurious lifestyleI am fortunate to enjoy for 48 hours.”

“Since, regrettably, I am unable to attend the upcoming Bodog Fight event in New Jersey, I will offer to send my private jet - complete with an assortment of beautiful Bodog Girls - to pick up Mr. White, wherever he may be. I will then fly him to the east coast where he will enjoy a front row seat to our next event, followed by a VIP evening including a comfortable five-star overnight stay in a nearby Atlantic City hotel. After hitting the poker tables, Mr. White can retire to his lavish suite, sip the finest champagne and relax in the knowledge that all amenities and services are complimentary as my way of saying ‘thank-you’ for all the money he keeps making me.”

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Boyd · 06-17-2007, 11:10 PM

Classic!!!

Nuke · 06-17-2007, 11:19 PM

BWAAAAHHH AHHAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!! Beutiful, that is hilarious!

Donut62 · 06-17-2007, 11:34 PM

Haha. That's pretty good. Of course Calvin Ayre can't set foot on American soil or he will go to jail for a long time, so I doubt they will get to meet and have a biggest ego contest.

Tko4 · 06-17-2007, 11:36 PM

I wish he made that offer to me...

Donut62 · 06-18-2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Tko4

I wish he made that offer to me...

I have no shame. I would be there in my BoDog t-shirt and hat.

darcy p · 06-18-2007, 04:09 AM

RIGHT ON DUDE!

06-17-2007, 09:42 PM	#1
boxingcar Champion East Side Guru Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 5,000	Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer! “Sources tell me Dana’s a big Bodog Fight fan,” said Ayre. “He must be. He can’t stop talking about us. Personally, I love it when he keeps mentioning my organization in the media. He doesn’t seem to realize that each time he does, it only makes me more money, which is why I want to repay him by allowing him to experience the luxurious lifestyleI am fortunate to enjoy for 48 hours.” “Since, regrettably, I am unable to attend the upcoming Bodog Fight event in New Jersey, I will offer to send my private jet - complete with an assortment of beautiful Bodog Girls - to pick up Mr. White, wherever he may be. I will then fly him to the east coast where he will enjoy a front row seat to our next event, followed by a VIP evening including a comfortable five-star overnight stay in a nearby Atlantic City hotel. After hitting the poker tables, Mr. White can retire to his lavish suite, sip the finest champagne and relax in the knowledge that all amenities and services are complimentary as my way of saying ‘thank-you’ for all the money he keeps making me.” [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
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06-17-2007, 11:10 PM	#2
Boyd Belt holder ESB Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,595	Re: Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer! Classic!!!
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Nuke Full Length Member ESB Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Under the oppression of a tyrannical government. Posts: 1,282	Re: Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer! BWAAAAHHH AHHAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!! Beutiful, that is hilarious!
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Donut62 Contender ESB Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 731	Re: Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer! Haha. That's pretty good. Of course Calvin Ayre can't set foot on American soil or he will go to jail for a long time, so I doubt they will get to meet and have a biggest ego contest.
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06-17-2007, 11:36 PM	#5
Tko4 Left high kick ESB Addict Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,357	Re: Bodog Fight Owner Makes Dana White An Offer! I wish he made that offer to me...
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06-18-2007, 04:09 AM	#7
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